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Alvin Elte	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:29:00 - [1] but she already has a boyfriend??? what should i do?

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:29:00 - [2] go post in OOPE? Secure 3rd party service .

Andargor theWise Collateral Damage Unlimited Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:31:00 - [3] The expression is "mow someone else's lawn". - Stop the Feature Glut: Take the API to the Next Level
VoYvod Murder-Death-Kill	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:32:00 - [4] is this a serious question?
An Anarchyyt Gallente Sublime.	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:33:00 - [5] Can we just stop this crap in advance and just get a forum ban? Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
Winterblink Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:34:00 - [6] Originally by: An Anarchyyt Can we just stop this crap in advance and just get a forum ban? How's that stopping it in advance? :) warp drive active \| nature vraie
An Anarchyyt Gallente Sublime.	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:35:00 - [7] Originally by: Winterblink Originally by: An Anarchyyt Can we just stop this crap in advance and just get a forum ban? How's that stopping it in advance? :) Okay, stopping it, before more threads are created. Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
Banana Torres The Green Banana Corporation	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:35:00 - [8] Originally by: Alvin Elte but she already has a boyfriend??? what should i do? Show her that you are a bright intelligent guy that wouldn't post in the wrong forum. Ooops....
Motokko Minmatar	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:53:00 - [9] I have a plan. Here's what you'll need: 1x Camouflage outfit 1x Camera with telephoto lense 1x Dictophone 1x Mobile phone tap 1x Password hacker 1x Lockpick 1x Scalpel Now what you need to do is stalk this girls boyfriend for as long as it takes to acheive your objective. This is going to require a lot of dedication and patience so dont enter into this lightly. Your aim is to learn everything you can about this guy. Learn where he hangs out, what he likes to do, the clothes he likes to ware. Just the outwardly obvious stuff isn't enough though. You're going to have to listen in on his phone conversations, hack his email accounts, and break into his house and read his diary. You have to know all about this mans public and private life. Use the dictaphone to secretly record conversations with the guy and use this to learn how he speaks. Practice every night to immitate his voice and speech patterns until you can immitate them flawlessly. Once you're confident you're fully prepared, kidnap him, use the scalpel to remove his skin and stitch it to yourself so you look like him, then assum his life. Girl now equals yours.
Sokratesz Paradox v2.0	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:53:00 - [10] Where was this posted initially? "Events" or "Crime and Punishment" ? Paradox V2.0 is recruiting!


CCP Eris Discordia	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:57:00 - [11] Nothing Now the reason why I hijack this thread now is to talk about the bunny signature above me. I want the original picture, it¦s just so cute and emo Pink Dread has been hijacked

LaVista Vista Corporate Research And Production Pty Ltd Zzz	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:59:00 - [12] Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Nothing Now the reason why I hijack this thread now is to talk about the bunny signature above me. I want the original picture, it¦s just so cute and emo The sig in question is this: Might now show up, as its rotated. Proud nublet of more public ISK than * CAP4U - The Plan
Death Kill Caldari direkte	Posted - 2007.10.18 13:59:00 - [13] Originally by: Alvin Elte but she already has a boyfriend??? what should i do? I think you answered your own question. Nothing. Ofcorse if you REALLY WANTED HER you would to try sway her into falling in love with you, but that would be acting like a jerk and her current bf will probably kick your ass...ot at least he should. Sign up today!
Death Kill Caldari direkte	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:00:00 - [14] Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Nothing Now the reason why I hijack this thread now is to talk about the bunny signature above me. I want the original picture, it¦s just so cute and emo Thats a picture of a bunny that received a lethal dose of poison at the vetrinary as the owner could not care for it any more and had it put to death. Sign up today!
Xoria Krint The Movement	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:00:00 - [15] Go for :) If it fails. Get another girl ;) - My Movies Hijack and die
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:01:00 - [16] Originally by: Alvin Elte but she already has a boyfriend??? what should i do? threesome _ 1\|2\|3
ry ry StateCorp The State	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:05:00 - [17] Originally by: Alvin Elte but she already has a boyfriend??? what should i do? if you're both over 16, no. you'll just end up getting a kicking somewhere along the line. if you're just kids, why the hell not.
Suze'Rain	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:24:00 - [18] find a pig farm to dispose of the body.
Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Rule of Three	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:33:00 - [19] Oh not again! >_< _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Tarminic Black Flame Industries	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:36:00 - [20] Hehehe...nice. I'm gonna see where this goes. ---------------- Tarminic - 29 million SP in Forum Warfare Originally by: CCP Wrangler Booooo!!! Tarminic sux!!!

Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Rule of Three	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:42:00 - [21] Originally by: Tarminic Hehehe...nice. I'm gonna see where this goes. Like you dont know! _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Xtreem Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc.	Posted - 2007.10.18 14:53:00 - [22] in regards to the op.. you cant do anything, it all depends on her point of view, she is the one who is attached, if she has no interest in you then there is no issue for you. if she does like you, then still no issue for you as its her call.
Liu Kaskakka PAK	Posted - 2007.10.18 15:00:00 - [23] Start rumours that her bf has nasty STDs. King Liu is RIGHT!!
Alvin Elte	Posted - 2007.10.18 15:06:00 - [24] cumon man i need some real advice!! i want her so wat can i do to take her?
Ealiom Infinitus Morti R0ADKILL	Posted - 2007.10.18 15:13:00 - [25] Respect her enough to make her own choice. Its not a game son you cant 'win' someone......NEXT! ModelsBlackbird Executioner
Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Rule of Three	Posted - 2007.10.18 15:15:00 - [26] Originally by: Alvin Elte cumon man i need some real advice!! i want her so wat can i do to take her? What do you think this is, eHarmony? Look if you have even talked to her for more than 5 minutes, she has already decided weather she would or would not have sex with you. So go ask her out on a date. If she says no, theres nothin you can do to change her mind. _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Micheal Dietrich Cynical Cartel	Posted - 2007.10.18 15:18:00 - [27] sweet. Commit adultry and see if she's the type that likes to cheat! Envy and lust are wonderful sins, aren't they? ___________________________ Never Forget, Never Forgive
Sokratesz Paradox v2.0	Posted - 2007.10.18 15:18:00 - [28] Edited by: Sokratesz on 18/10/2007 15:18:46 Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Nothing Now the reason why I hijack this thread now is to talk about the bunny signature above me. I want the original picture, it¦s just so cute and emo This: It's actually just washing itself. Paradox V2.0 is recruiting!
Mtthias Clemi Gallente Infinitus Odium The Church.	Posted - 2007.10.18 15:20:00 - [29] make her hate her bf, ive done it before, quite the amusing thing. -------------------------------------------- THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2007.10.18 15:21:00 - [30] Originally by: Alvin Elte cumon man i need some real advice!! i want her so wat can i do to take her? A few ideas: * guns and heavy armor (STR based approach) * stealth and chlorofolm (DEX based approach) * prove deeper understanding of her needs and wants as her BF (WIS/INT based approach) * be more pleasurable than her BF, smooth talk her (CHA/INT based approach) * buy her stuff™ (wallet based approach) * give up (realistic approach, given the fact you ask US about it) * become an hero (emo based approach) * lie, then lie some more, then lie until hell freezes over (sneaky bastard approach) * just go to her and tell her how you feel (never-works-except-in-silly-movies based approach) * mind-control her (fantasy based approach) * time travel back in time and kill her boyfriend's father (sci-fi based approach) * clone her (EVE based approach) * ... (apathetic approach) * post some more info in here (internets approach) ... ... etc samd shalalala _ 1\|2\|3

LeMoose Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.10.18 15:29:00 - [31] Originally by: Motokko I have a plan. Here's what you'll need: 1x Camouflage outfit 1x Camera with telephoto lense 1x Dictophone 1x Mobile phone tap 1x Password hacker 1x Lockpick 1x Scalpel Now what you need to do is stalk this girls boyfriend for as long as it takes to acheive your objective. This is going to require a lot of dedication and patience so dont enter into this lightly. Your aim is to learn everything you can about this guy. Learn where he hangs out, what he likes to do, the clothes he likes to ware. Just the outwardly obvious stuff isn't enough though. You're going to have to listen in on his phone conversations, hack his email accounts, and break into his house and read his diary. You have to know all about this mans public and private life. Use the dictaphone to secretly record conversations with the guy and use this to learn how he speaks. Practice every night to immitate his voice and speech patterns until you can immitate them flawlessly. Once you're confident you're fully prepared, kidnap him, use the scalpel to remove his skin and stitch it to yourself so you look like him, then assum his life. Girl now equals yours. u won this thread Caldari ships \| PVP \| Success \| Solo (Pick 3)
Kaori Sendai Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2007.10.18 15:35:00 - [32] Originally by: Akita T Originally by: Alvin Elte cumon man i need some real advice!! i want her so wat can i do to take her? A few ideas: * guns and heavy armor (STR based approach) * stealth and chlorofolm (DEX based approach) * prove deeper understanding of her needs and wants as her BF (WIS/INT based approach) * be more pleasurable than her BF, smooth talk her (CHA/INT based approach) * buy her stuffÖ (wallet based approach) * give up (realistic approach, given the fact you ask US about it) * become an hero (emo based approach) * lie, then lie some more, then lie until hell freezes over (sneaky bastard approach) * just go to her and tell her how you feel (never-works-except-in-silly-movies based approach) * mind-control her (fantasy based approach) * time travel back in time and kill her boyfriend's father (sci-fi based approach) * clone her (EVE based approach) * ... (apathetic approach) * post some more info in here (internets approach) ... ... etc samd shalalala Agreed, and just as an additional hint, try to specialize - altho #3 and #5 seems a good combo.
Motokko Minmatar	Posted - 2007.10.18 17:00:00 - [33] Edited by: Motokko on 18/10/2007 17:04:42 Originally by: Akita T Originally by: Alvin Elte cumon man i need some real advice!! i want her so wat can i do to take her? A few ideas: * guns and heavy armor (STR based approach) * stealth and chlorofolm (DEX based approach) * prove deeper understanding of her needs and wants as her BF (WIS/INT based approach) * be more pleasurable than her BF, smooth talk her (CHA/INT based approach) * buy her stuffÖ (wallet based approach) * give up (realistic approach, given the fact you ask US about it) * become an hero (emo based approach) * lie, then lie some more, then lie until hell freezes over (sneaky bastard approach) * just go to her and tell her how you feel (never-works-except-in-silly-movies based approach) * mind-control her (fantasy based approach) * time travel back in time and kill her boyfriend's father (sci-fi based approach) * clone her (EVE based approach) * ... (apathetic approach) * post some more info in here (internets approach) ... ... etc samd shalalala Haha, that made me giggle Also does she have a sister? If so you might be in luck. Yes yes I know, dating her sister will feel like owning a casio when you're after a rolex, but its a well known fact that sisters are always envious of what the other sister has. All you've got to do is grin and bare it for a while and show her sister the time of her life. Take her out to expensive restaurants, buy her nice gifts, shower her with roses and complements. As long as her sister is having a better time with you than your intended is having with her current boyfriend then before you know it she'll be all over you *Disclaimer - Motokko is in no way responsible for what her sister might do to you after you make the switch.
Jago Kain Amarr Ramm's RDI	Posted - 2007.10.18 18:44:00 - [34] Edited by: Jago Kain on 18/10/2007 18:45:15 Edited by: Jago Kain on 18/10/2007 18:44:38 Originally by: Alvin Elte but she already has a boyfriend??? what should i do? Become best buddies with her existing bloke. Be supportive and dependable, and spend as much time as you can with HIM in the pub, whilst she is at home, but always make sure that it is him suggesting you slope of for a quick half. Make sure you regularly drop in at his, but be careful not to make it too often and overstay your welcome. This is the most difficult part of the process as you can easily misjudge the optimum level of contact. As you get to know the couple the flaws in their relationship will become apparent... ALL relationships have them, but some folk are expert at papering over them. At some point, you will find yourself in the situation where he is in the doghouse for something and she has no-one else handy to talk to about him, but you... after all, you ARE his mate. Whatever he's done, don't stick the knife in, defend him as much as is reasonable without getting him totally off the hook. The idea is to foster the idea that you are loyal, despite him being a funt. If you go for his throat at the first opportunity, you just look two-faced and untrustworthy. Most important; don't ever take sides if they have a row in front of you. Be the calm voice of moderation if you can, and bail if you can't and let them cool off. Eventually, you will be able to weedle him out and get your feet under the table, all the time looking like a loyal friend to both of them. Job done. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Battleclash	Posted - 2007.10.18 19:07:00 - [35] I like the whole go out with the sister, be best buds with the boyfriend scheme. Yeeesss, it is evil at it's best mwuahahaha. By sleeping with the sister, your stamina and size porportion will be known by the target girl. And by chillin with the boyfriend she will see how cool you are around other guys. Just your mere presence all the time will make her want you more and when both parties praise you more the need will grow. When the plan is right you can catch her in a weak moment when her and boyfriend have a fight. By executing this plan you can take advantage of her instead of tending to her feelings and needs, backstab the boyfriend who thought you were his friend, and screw over her sister all at the same time. Ooh ooh, this is better than daytime soaps! I think I'll go get some target groups myself and run a few simulations to see how full-proof and vengeful this can be
Victor Valka Caldari Archon Industries	Posted - 2007.10.18 21:22:00 - [36] Originally by: Akita T * lie, then lie some more, then lie until hell freezes over (sneaky bastard approach) You and your bright ideas! Have some courtesy and at least mail me a scarf. Some people have to live here, ya know!
Sokratesz Paradox v2.0	Posted - 2007.10.18 21:35:00 - [37] Originally by: LaVista Vista Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia Nothing Now the reason why I hijack this thread now is to talk about the bunny signature above me. I want the original picture, it¦s just so cute and emo The sig in question is this: Might now show up, as its rotated. People quoting my sigs, im officially awesome now. Paradox V2.0 is recruiting!
Dan Grobag Caldari Oyster Colors	Posted - 2007.10.18 21:38:00 - [38] Your mining spot is being camped, you may also cloak and wait. If they start building an outpost there, it's lost tho..
ReaperOfSly Gallente Lyrus Associates M. PIRE	Posted - 2007.10.18 22:24:00 - [39] Formulate an elaborate plot to murder the boyfriend. It might involve butcher's knives, ropes and pullies, cheese-wire, high-tension power cables, a chainsaw, and possibly a small giraffe. --------------------------------------------------------------------
Jago Kain Amarr Ramm's RDI	Posted - 2007.10.18 22:29:00 - [40] Originally by: ReaperOfSly Formulate an elaborate plot to murder the boyfriend. It might involve butcher's knives, ropes and pullies, cheese-wire, high-tension power cables, a chainsaw, and possibly a small giraffe. Extra points may also be gained by novel usage of thermos flasks, root vegetables and take-away food cartons. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.

Battleclash	Posted - 2007.10.18 22:42:00 - [41] Originally by: ReaperOfSly Formulate an elaborate plot to murder the boyfriend. It might involve butcher's knives, ropes and pullies, cheese-wire, high-tension power cables, a chainsaw, and possibly a small giraffe. Nooooooo. Stab the victim with a icicle (not a icepick, and icicle). Throw the icicle into the sink and let it melt. This removes the murder weapon. Hose the area with bleach as bleach destroys blood. Chop up the body parts and place them into separate boxes along with rock salt. Rock salt not only mummifies the parts so no fluids leak out but they mask any odors. Mail the parts to yourself at a lockbox on the coast that you have to open for a little while. At your own convenience drive to the coast, pick up the parts, rent a boat and drive out into the ocean past the countries boundaries and dispose of the parts. As long as the idea to murder the boy is in question, you might as well just make a solid room in the basement with locks on the outside and no windows and kidnap the girl.
Andargor theWise Collateral Damage Unlimited Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.10.18 23:54:00 - [42] Originally by: Battleclash Originally by: ReaperOfSly Formulate an elaborate plot to murder the boyfriend. It might involve butcher's knives, ropes and pullies, cheese-wire, high-tension power cables, a chainsaw, and possibly a small giraffe. Nooooooo. Stab the victim with a icicle (not a icepick, and icicle). Throw the icicle into the sink and let it melt. This removes the murder weapon. Hose the area with bleach as bleach destroys blood. Chop up the body parts and place them into separate boxes along with rock salt. Rock salt not only mummifies the parts so no fluids leak out but they mask any odors. Mail the parts to yourself at a lockbox on the coast that you have to open for a little while. At your own convenience drive to the coast, pick up the parts, rent a boat and drive out into the ocean past the countries boundaries and dispose of the parts. As long as the idea to murder the boy is in question, you might as well just make a solid room in the basement with locks on the outside and no windows and kidnap the girl. /me steps away from the screen... - Stop the Feature Glut: Take the API to the Next Level
Alvin Elte	Posted - 2007.10.19 00:23:00 - [43] im so depressed now that i have really thought about it. /me cries
Patch86 Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2007.10.19 00:26:00 - [44] If this starts another "theres a [thing] that I like" cascade, I'm holding you, the OP, personally responsible. And it may involve icicles, rock-salts and a small fishing boat. ------ Originally by: CCP Prism X There's no such thing as playing too much EvE! You all obviously need more accounts!
Lunaticdie04 Pilots Of Honour	Posted - 2007.10.19 01:35:00 - [45] Well the next time you see her give yourself the biggest boner you've ever had and keep it going untill you on the edge. Then run up to her, slap her and (this is the important bit)*****as you hit her. CONGRATS you've just scored, now move on. My sig got nerfed :( When will it all end?
Atama Cardel GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.10.19 02:02:00 - [46] Originally by: Battleclash Originally by: ReaperOfSly Formulate an elaborate plot to murder the boyfriend. It might involve butcher's knives, ropes and pullies, cheese-wire, high-tension power cables, a chainsaw, and possibly a small giraffe. Nooooooo. Stab the victim with a icicle (not a icepick, and icicle). Throw the icicle into the sink and let it melt. This removes the murder weapon. Hose the area with bleach as bleach destroys blood. Chop up the body parts and place them into separate boxes along with rock salt. Rock salt not only mummifies the parts so no fluids leak out but they mask any odors. Mail the parts to yourself at a lockbox on the coast that you have to open for a little while. At your own convenience drive to the coast, pick up the parts, rent a boat and drive out into the ocean past the countries boundaries and dispose of the parts. As long as the idea to murder the boy is in question, you might as well just make a solid room in the basement with locks on the outside and no windows and kidnap the girl. You've put a lot of thought into this haven't you? Originally by: Odda hey im a gonnie and i like to sue CCP to gett the game to my favor


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