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Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.01.25 07:51:00 -
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So now they're going to be called by what they do. The naming convention rules begin with the racial type so you know what type of guns it uses and what general characteristics it has. Then we can break them down by what size they are. Here are some of the new frigate names.
The Rifter is now called Minmatar Pew Pew Pew. The Bantamis now called Caldari Lolminer. The Condor is now called Caldari Generic Interceptor. The Griffin is now Caldari Abstract Art Contest Winner. The Heron is now Caldari Probe. The Kestrel is now Caldari Missile Platform, Frigate-Size. The Tristan is now called Gallente Whoopsie. The Probe is now called Minmatar Probe The Rifter is now called Minmatar PEW PEW PEW The Slasher is now called Minmatar Engine Experiment, Awry. The Vigil is now called Minmatar Vertical Frigate. The Drake is now called Caldari Missile Platform, Battlecruiser-Size. The Raven is now called Caldari Missile Platform, Battleship-Size. The Chimera is now called Caldari Phallus of Dominance. The Apocalypse is now called Amarr Laser Platform I. The Armageddon is now called Amarr Laser Platform II. The Abaddon is now called Amarr Laser Platform III. The Avatar is now called Amarr Phallus of Dominance. The Hyperion is now called Gallente Phallus of Dominance. The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
These are just a few of the new ship names being implemented in the near future. As you can see, they easily add to the sci-fi theme that Eve Online has while maintaining ship diversity and ease of discernment among the varying types. In additi--I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry. The name changes were awful. Now all my missiles are sorted by damage type and not by size and use. My prop mods are simply named new, generic engines. Thanks for a wonderful update that totally adds to the game. This will surely bring in those hordes of subscribers Hilmar desperately needs.
Give us back our missile and prop mod names, thanks in advance. http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Valei Khurelem
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Posted - 2012.01.25 07:55:00 -
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Please tell me you're joking :( are the same morons wanting this the same who proposed the Nex Store? Or have CSM taken over the development process all of a sudden because this is what I'd expect players to come up with.
"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP." -á - CCP Ytterbium |
Lord Mandelor
Consolidated Holdings War Ensemble.
114
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Posted - 2012.01.25 07:56:00 -
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Requesting all titans to be named: "(faction) rooty tooty point and shooty." ConHo Daily: http://conhodaily.blogspot.com Stories ranging from midgets inside your Damage Control to drones becoming self-aware. |
St Mio
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
414
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:01:00 -
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Only ship that deserves a name is a Ferox, everything else can be named Not-a-Ferox n, starting in alphabetical order. |
BLACK-STAR
420
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:12:00 -
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I support this list. lets change player owned structure to piece of **** too while we're doing all these changes. it's more accurate and less confusing.
[img]http://www.imgbox.de/users/S7AR/star.png[/img] |
Dessau
17
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:14:00 -
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These names are far too heterogeneous and possess too much flavor. Let's rein it in a bit, please. |
Marcus Harikari
Perkone Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:18:00 -
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St Mio wrote:Only ship that deserves a name is a Ferox, everything else can be named Not-a-Ferox n, starting in alphabetical order. lol what do you use a ferox for? |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
395
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:48:00 -
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Marcus Harikari wrote: lol what do you use a ferox for?
gas mining http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Mr M
Agony Unleashed
85
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:49:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:The Rifter is now called Minmatar Pew Pew Pew. .. The Rifter is now called Minmatar PEW PEW PEW
Sweet! That's cool with me.
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Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
395
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:50:00 -
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I CAN'T HEAR YOUR CRITICISMS OVER THE SOUND OF MY AUTOCANNONS FIRING http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
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Large Collidable Object
morons.
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:57:00 -
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Mr M wrote:Mara Tessidar wrote:The Rifter is now called Minmatar Pew Pew Pew. .. The Rifter is now called Minmatar PEW PEW PEW
Sweet! That's cool with me.
That's too confusing for me - I associate the sound 'pew pew pew' with lasers - I suggest it's called 'Minmatar T1 frigate' and renaming the others 'useless Minmatar T1 frigate 1-5'. morons- sting like a butterfly and-ápost like a bee. |
St Mio
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
416
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:01:00 -
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Marcus Harikari wrote:St Mio wrote:Only ship that deserves a name is a Ferox, everything else can be named Not-a-Ferox n, starting in alphabetical order. lol what do you use a ferox for? Ferox gets a role bonus to paralyzing your enemy by the sheer confusion that someone would actually fly one |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
396
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:13:00 -
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LCO: I find your proposition to be...acceptable. http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Sicex
30
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:13:00 -
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Get a room. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
396
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:20:00 -
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I notice you left out the word "together," perhaps as a commentary on how CCP gave us each a room but not the ability to be "together" outside of our pods. Interesting indeed. http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Sicex
30
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:23:00 -
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You read between the line all too well! |
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy Caldari State
53
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:27:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote: The Avatar is now called Amarr Phallus of Dominance. The Hyperion is now called Gallente Phallus of Dominance. The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
Ins't the gallante one caled erectus? |
tikktokk tokkzikk
Glorious Revolution The 99 Percent
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:27:00 -
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Valei Khurelem wrote:Please tell me you're joking :( are the same morons wanting this the same who proposed the Nex Store? Or have CSM taken over the development process all of a sudden because this is what I'd expect players to come up with.
I see what you did there!
And if you didn't do it on purpose, no, they'll most likely not change to names of the ships until too many WOWboys scream that they don't understand the game. |
Jafit McJafitson
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
193
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:50:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote: The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
If you knew anything about Titans you'd know that the Ragnarok doesn't dominate anything. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
397
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Posted - 2012.01.25 10:08:00 -
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Jafit McJafitson wrote:Mara Tessidar wrote: The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
If you knew anything about Titans you'd know that the Ragnarok doesn't dominate anything.
Fine then. The Stabber is the Minmatar Phallus of Dominance. http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
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Diana Valenti
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.01.25 14:00:00 -
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Your names are too confusing for me too, i have better proposition:
Minmatar small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Caldari small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Gallente small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Amarr small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship
And also "small cannon meta 1-5", "medium cannon meta 1-5", "large cannon meta 1-5" and "very large cannon meta 1-5", i am sure it will help new players and make EVE easier for everyone! |
pussnheels
Vintage heavy industries
309
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Posted - 2012.01.25 14:15:00 -
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uumm what about
caracal caldari missileboat on high heels sigil amarrian beetle black bird caldari brick with tentacles any racial shuttle ... pointless I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire |
Chandaris
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
50
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Posted - 2012.01.25 14:16:00 -
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As part of this would like my name changed to
Pirate, laughable excuse for a, small |
Large Collidable Object
morons.
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Posted - 2012.01.25 17:17:00 -
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Diana Valenti wrote:Your names are too confusing for me too, i have better proposition:
Minmatar small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Caldari small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Gallente small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Amarr small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship
And also "small cannon meta 1-5", "medium cannon meta 1-5", "large cannon meta 1-5" and "very large cannon meta 1-5", i am sure it will help new players and make EVE easier for everyone!
I like the idea - however, I expect meta level 1-4 guns to be merged into meta 3 and all being called 'Experimental medium [gun/launcher type] I' morons- sting like a butterfly and-ápost like a bee. |
CausticS0da
Viziam Amarr Empire
25
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Posted - 2012.01.25 18:34:00 -
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If CCP goes further down this route it's all over for this game. Op makes a good point in a weird way. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
410
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:21:00 -
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CausticS0da wrote:Op makes a good point in a weird way.
I'm glad you find my work doubleplusgood. http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Asuka Solo
Stark Fujikawa Stark Enterprises
1130
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:26:00 -
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CATPAIN KIRK wrote:Mara Tessidar wrote: The Avatar is now called Amarr Phallus of Dominance. The Hyperion is now called Gallente Phallus of Dominance. The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
Ins't the gallante one caled erectus?
This made my night.
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
hotpot inc
788
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:37:00 -
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It all falls apart when you get to T3 cruisers. |
Fredfredbug4
Kings of Kill EVE Animal Control
25
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:38:00 -
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I was going to write a serious reply stating why the ships are named a certain way...
but then I realized you were in Goonswarm and totally agreed with everything you said. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
410
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:42:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:It all falls apart when you get to T3 cruisers.
Caldari Swiss Army Knife
done http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
2727
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:46:00 -
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Thorax / Deimos - Zombie Phallus of Doom Phobos - Excited Red Phallus of Doom
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥ GÇö Karath Piki |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
899
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:48:00 -
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just rename everything with a dynamically generated construct of the ship's full ISK value, tank and DPS The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
412
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:49:00 -
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Yeah actually let's just move past names and call everything by its ISK value determined by the latest sales in Jita and completed contracts. http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Deviana Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
270
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Posted - 2012.01.25 21:09:00 -
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I fully agree, these changes would help new players, but they still don't go far enough.
I would recommend to name the gallente battleships to
Dominix - Battleship Tech 1 - Drones Megathron - Battleship Tech 1 - Hybrids Hyperion - Battleship Tech 1 - Failure |
Black Dranzer
138
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Posted - 2012.01.25 21:19:00 -
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Clean out the wax in your ears. I'm only going to say this once.
The difference between two ships can include, but is not limited to, slot numbers, hardpoint numbers, shield and armor strength, velocity, mass, cargo capacity, drone capacity, signature radius and skill requirements.
The difference between a meta 2 1mn afterburner and a meta 3 1mn afterburner is a ~3.7% difference in their max velocity modifiers.
The former is worthy of an independent naming scheme. The latter is worthy of a streamlined naming scheme.
I'll let you figure out why. |
Lexmana
Imperial Stout
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Posted - 2012.01.25 21:38:00 -
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Black Dranzer wrote:I'll let you figure out why. Dev alt?
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ACE McFACE
Acetech Systems
557
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Posted - 2012.01.25 21:53:00 -
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You have Rifter twice Real men wear goggles and a Navy shirt! |
Black Dranzer
138
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Posted - 2012.01.25 22:02:00 -
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If I were a dev, drones would be able to rep their owners, mining would actually be interesting, faction warfare would be active and the NEX store would have never come into existence. |
Ptraci
StoneWall Metals Productions Bloodbound.
314
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Posted - 2012.01.25 22:09:00 -
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The Iteron will be called the Gallente Loot Can The Badger will be called the Caldari Loot Can The blockade runners will be called by their racial type as the Racial that @#$ Got Away The Mackinaw will be called the Easy Loot Drop The Hulk will be called the Harder Loot Drop The freighters will be called by their racial type plus Giant Loot Can. |
Evei Shard
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
50
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Posted - 2012.01.25 22:24:00 -
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Procurer - What? Skiff - Tears Light Retriever - Tears Covetor - More Tears Mackinaw - Frozen Tears Hulk - Bot Tears Orca - Best Tears
Impairor - Amarr Noob Ship Reaper - Minmatar Noob Ship Ibis - Caldari Noob Ship Velator - Dear God What Is THAT Thing?
Though I agree with Morganta. Just name a ship based on it's overall value, including fittings, cargo. User definable ship-names should be changed to only display a pilots implant value. Profit favors the prepared |
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Acquisitioneer
Phantom Division
0
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Posted - 2012.01.25 22:34:00 -
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Nobody mentioned the crazy laser turret names? |
Van Upier
Jovian Legacy Jovian Empire
0
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Posted - 2012.01.25 23:47:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:So now they're going to be called by what they do. The naming convention rules begin with the racial type so you know what type of guns it uses and what general characteristics it has. Then we can break them down by what size they are. Here are some of the new frigate names.
The Rifter is now called Minmatar Pew Pew Pew. The Bantamis now called Caldari Lolminer. The Condor is now called Caldari Generic Interceptor. The Griffin is now Caldari Abstract Art Contest Winner. The Heron is now Caldari Probe. The Kestrel is now Caldari Missile Platform, Frigate-Size. The Tristan is now called Gallente Whoopsie. The Probe is now called Minmatar Probe The Rifter is now called Minmatar PEW PEW PEW The Slasher is now called Minmatar Engine Experiment, Awry. The Vigil is now called Minmatar Vertical Frigate. The Drake is now called Caldari Missile Platform, Battlecruiser-Size. The Raven is now called Caldari Missile Platform, Battleship-Size. The Chimera is now called Caldari Phallus of Dominance. The Apocalypse is now called Amarr Laser Platform I. The Armageddon is now called Amarr Laser Platform II. The Abaddon is now called Amarr Laser Platform III. The Avatar is now called Amarr Phallus of Dominance. The Hyperion is now called Gallente Phallus of Dominance. The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
These are just a few of the new ship names being implemented in the near future. As you can see, they easily add to the sci-fi theme that Eve Online has while maintaining ship diversity and ease of discernment among the varying types. In additi--I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry. The name changes were awful. Now all my missiles are sorted by damage type and not by size and use. My prop mods are simply named new, generic engines. Thanks for a wonderful update that totally adds to the game. This will surely bring in those hordes of subscribers Hilmar desperately needs.
Give us back our missile and prop mod names, thanks in advance.
9th Rule of MMOs: If there is a change, any change, an imbecile will whine about it. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
421
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Posted - 2012.01.26 03:07:00 -
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umadbro? http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Ris Dnalor
Black Rebel Rifter Club
167
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Posted - 2012.01.26 03:09:00 -
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nice post OP.
whoever thought they needed to dumb down the names of crap obviously doesn't understand eve.
Why oh Why won't they run this **** by John Turbefield before they do it.... *sigh*
John Turbefield for CEO! |
Derus Grobb
Iron Oxide Institute
85
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Posted - 2012.01.26 03:29:00 -
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All they did was change the names to make it simpler and less WTF, what's the problem?
Whining babies. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
421
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Posted - 2012.01.26 03:35:00 -
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"Hey I have a great idea let's make Eve Online a game for morons just like World of Borecraft and every other MMO because being like the rest of them is Eve Online's main selling point" http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild
363
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Posted - 2012.01.26 03:39:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:Jafit McJafitson wrote:Mara Tessidar wrote: The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
If you knew anything about Titans you'd know that the Ragnarok doesn't dominate anything. Fine then. The Stabber is the Minmatar Phallus of Dominance. heh, if you're asian maybe |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild
363
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Posted - 2012.01.26 03:40:00 -
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Also how is changing Thunderbolt to Mjolnir 'making things simpler'? Nova? Trauma? It's dumb and arbitrary, just like the majority of name changes CCP decided to push through. |
Grey Stormshadow
draketrain Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
799
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Posted - 2012.01.26 03:42:00 -
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I believe that firing weapons with function keys is too hard for people to understand because there isn't keys with function label in keyboard. For this reason I suggest that to fire slot one group or cannon user needs to write "fireone" with keyboard and click shiny spinning confirmation button with mouse to activate the module(s).
This would raise the users combat experience to same professional category where the new shiny renamed items already are.
Get |
Ris Dnalor
Black Rebel Rifter Club
170
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Posted - 2012.01.26 03:46:00 -
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Derus Grobb wrote:All they did was change the names to make it simpler and less WTF, what's the problem?
Whining babies.
The missile pictures were ******* color-coded.... failing that, you can show info, failing that... god forbid you have to remember a few names.
and the mwd's really? there's only 4 of them. 2 friggies, 1 cruiser, and 1 bs. you can't remember those?
sorry, but If someone can't remember those, how will they ever like eve? Unless you change eve on a very fundamental level, they won't. And changing eve on a fundamental level is bad, and that's why people are scared / angry / miffed about this first round of changes.
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Taipion
Operations Control United Pod Service
25
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Posted - 2012.01.26 04:21:00 -
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NOW you are laughing...
...soon you won-¦t, anymore!
This will come (with actually even more stupid names), first missiles(only used by carebears), and speedmods(minor impact), soon other mods, and finally ships! |
Roosterton
Shattered Star Exiles SpaceMonkey's Alliance
271
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Posted - 2012.01.26 04:22:00 -
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how about changing Rolled Tungsten plates to "useful armor buffer module," and all other plates into "don't fit this?" |
Grey Stormshadow
draketrain Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
801
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Posted - 2012.01.26 04:23:00 -
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CCP really wants to get rid of it's customers. They try so hard that it is almost respectful.
Get |
Asuka Solo
Stark Fujikawa Stark Enterprises
1130
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Posted - 2012.01.26 04:54:00 -
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Grey Stormshadow wrote:The CSM really wants to get rid of CCP's customers. They try so hard that it is almost respectful.
I fixed it for you |
Fix Lag
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Posted - 2012.01.26 05:09:00 -
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Asuka Solo wrote:Grey Stormshadow wrote:The CSM really wants to get rid of CCP's customers. They try so hard that it is almost respectful. I fixed it for you
OP made this thread about bad names, not about how goons violenced your boat |
Alaric Faelen
Aquila Venatici Bringers of Death.
53
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Posted - 2012.01.26 18:12:00 -
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Given the apparent aversion to actually reading item descriptions or recalling small tidbits of information for a game, that many people display- I say we appeal to a common denominator and appease all.
Let's rename everything using television commercial jingles or tag lines....
So instead of levels of insurance you would simply either be "in good hands" or "not in good hands"
The Drake should be called "so easy, even a caveman could fly it"
All shield or armor resist/extender/hardeners should be various scripts for a module called "Viagra" (the comedy sorta writes itself for that one)
Remote repair should be "I am stuck on band-aid brand"
Laser equipped, armor tanked ships just levels of "heartbeat of Anmatar" Minmatar ships "Quality is job none"
Security status for systems should be things like "Don't wake up in a null sec ditch, get Direct JC now"
(I'm sure all these references to commercials on US television are probably lost on players everywhere else..but this is America, myopia is a virtue in these here parts) |
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