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Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.01.25 07:51:00 -
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So now they're going to be called by what they do. The naming convention rules begin with the racial type so you know what type of guns it uses and what general characteristics it has. Then we can break them down by what size they are. Here are some of the new frigate names.
The Rifter is now called Minmatar Pew Pew Pew. The Bantamis now called Caldari Lolminer. The Condor is now called Caldari Generic Interceptor. The Griffin is now Caldari Abstract Art Contest Winner. The Heron is now Caldari Probe. The Kestrel is now Caldari Missile Platform, Frigate-Size. The Tristan is now called Gallente Whoopsie. The Probe is now called Minmatar Probe The Rifter is now called Minmatar PEW PEW PEW The Slasher is now called Minmatar Engine Experiment, Awry. The Vigil is now called Minmatar Vertical Frigate. The Drake is now called Caldari Missile Platform, Battlecruiser-Size. The Raven is now called Caldari Missile Platform, Battleship-Size. The Chimera is now called Caldari Phallus of Dominance. The Apocalypse is now called Amarr Laser Platform I. The Armageddon is now called Amarr Laser Platform II. The Abaddon is now called Amarr Laser Platform III. The Avatar is now called Amarr Phallus of Dominance. The Hyperion is now called Gallente Phallus of Dominance. The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
These are just a few of the new ship names being implemented in the near future. As you can see, they easily add to the sci-fi theme that Eve Online has while maintaining ship diversity and ease of discernment among the varying types. In additi--I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry. The name changes were awful. Now all my missiles are sorted by damage type and not by size and use. My prop mods are simply named new, generic engines. Thanks for a wonderful update that totally adds to the game. This will surely bring in those hordes of subscribers Hilmar desperately needs.
Give us back our missile and prop mod names, thanks in advance. http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Valei Khurelem
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Posted - 2012.01.25 07:55:00 -
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Please tell me you're joking :( are the same morons wanting this the same who proposed the Nex Store? Or have CSM taken over the development process all of a sudden because this is what I'd expect players to come up with.
"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP." -á - CCP Ytterbium |
Lord Mandelor
Consolidated Holdings War Ensemble.
114
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Posted - 2012.01.25 07:56:00 -
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Requesting all titans to be named: "(faction) rooty tooty point and shooty." ConHo Daily: http://conhodaily.blogspot.com Stories ranging from midgets inside your Damage Control to drones becoming self-aware. |
St Mio
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
414
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:01:00 -
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Only ship that deserves a name is a Ferox, everything else can be named Not-a-Ferox n, starting in alphabetical order. |
BLACK-STAR
420
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:12:00 -
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I support this list. lets change player owned structure to piece of **** too while we're doing all these changes. it's more accurate and less confusing.
[img]http://www.imgbox.de/users/S7AR/star.png[/img] |
Dessau
17
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:14:00 -
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These names are far too heterogeneous and possess too much flavor. Let's rein it in a bit, please. |
Marcus Harikari
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:18:00 -
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St Mio wrote:Only ship that deserves a name is a Ferox, everything else can be named Not-a-Ferox n, starting in alphabetical order. lol what do you use a ferox for? |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
395
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:48:00 -
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Marcus Harikari wrote: lol what do you use a ferox for?
gas mining http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Mr M
Agony Unleashed
85
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:49:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote:The Rifter is now called Minmatar Pew Pew Pew. .. The Rifter is now called Minmatar PEW PEW PEW
Sweet! That's cool with me.
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Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
395
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:50:00 -
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I CAN'T HEAR YOUR CRITICISMS OVER THE SOUND OF MY AUTOCANNONS FIRING http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
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Large Collidable Object
morons.
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Posted - 2012.01.25 08:57:00 -
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Mr M wrote:Mara Tessidar wrote:The Rifter is now called Minmatar Pew Pew Pew. .. The Rifter is now called Minmatar PEW PEW PEW
Sweet! That's cool with me.
That's too confusing for me - I associate the sound 'pew pew pew' with lasers - I suggest it's called 'Minmatar T1 frigate' and renaming the others 'useless Minmatar T1 frigate 1-5'. morons- sting like a butterfly and-ápost like a bee. |
St Mio
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
416
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:01:00 -
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Marcus Harikari wrote:St Mio wrote:Only ship that deserves a name is a Ferox, everything else can be named Not-a-Ferox n, starting in alphabetical order. lol what do you use a ferox for? Ferox gets a role bonus to paralyzing your enemy by the sheer confusion that someone would actually fly one |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
396
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:13:00 -
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LCO: I find your proposition to be...acceptable. http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Sicex
30
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:13:00 -
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Get a room. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
396
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:20:00 -
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I notice you left out the word "together," perhaps as a commentary on how CCP gave us each a room but not the ability to be "together" outside of our pods. Interesting indeed. http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Sicex
30
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:23:00 -
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You read between the line all too well! |
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy Caldari State
53
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:27:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote: The Avatar is now called Amarr Phallus of Dominance. The Hyperion is now called Gallente Phallus of Dominance. The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
Ins't the gallante one caled erectus? |
tikktokk tokkzikk
Glorious Revolution The 99 Percent
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:27:00 -
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Valei Khurelem wrote:Please tell me you're joking :( are the same morons wanting this the same who proposed the Nex Store? Or have CSM taken over the development process all of a sudden because this is what I'd expect players to come up with.
I see what you did there!
And if you didn't do it on purpose, no, they'll most likely not change to names of the ships until too many WOWboys scream that they don't understand the game. |
Jafit McJafitson
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
193
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Posted - 2012.01.25 09:50:00 -
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Mara Tessidar wrote: The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
If you knew anything about Titans you'd know that the Ragnarok doesn't dominate anything. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
397
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Posted - 2012.01.25 10:08:00 -
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Jafit McJafitson wrote:Mara Tessidar wrote: The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
If you knew anything about Titans you'd know that the Ragnarok doesn't dominate anything.
Fine then. The Stabber is the Minmatar Phallus of Dominance. http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
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Diana Valenti
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2012.01.25 14:00:00 -
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Your names are too confusing for me too, i have better proposition:
Minmatar small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Caldari small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Gallente small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Amarr small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship
And also "small cannon meta 1-5", "medium cannon meta 1-5", "large cannon meta 1-5" and "very large cannon meta 1-5", i am sure it will help new players and make EVE easier for everyone! |
pussnheels
Vintage heavy industries
309
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Posted - 2012.01.25 14:15:00 -
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uumm what about
caracal caldari missileboat on high heels sigil amarrian beetle black bird caldari brick with tentacles any racial shuttle ... pointless I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire |
Chandaris
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
50
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Posted - 2012.01.25 14:16:00 -
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As part of this would like my name changed to
Pirate, laughable excuse for a, small |
Large Collidable Object
morons.
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Posted - 2012.01.25 17:17:00 -
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Diana Valenti wrote:Your names are too confusing for me too, i have better proposition:
Minmatar small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Caldari small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Gallente small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship Amarr small ship-medium ship-big ship-very big ship
And also "small cannon meta 1-5", "medium cannon meta 1-5", "large cannon meta 1-5" and "very large cannon meta 1-5", i am sure it will help new players and make EVE easier for everyone!
I like the idea - however, I expect meta level 1-4 guns to be merged into meta 3 and all being called 'Experimental medium [gun/launcher type] I' morons- sting like a butterfly and-ápost like a bee. |
CausticS0da
Viziam Amarr Empire
25
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Posted - 2012.01.25 18:34:00 -
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If CCP goes further down this route it's all over for this game. Op makes a good point in a weird way. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
410
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:21:00 -
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CausticS0da wrote:Op makes a good point in a weird way.
I'm glad you find my work doubleplusgood. http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
Asuka Solo
Stark Fujikawa Stark Enterprises
1130
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:26:00 -
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CATPAIN KIRK wrote:Mara Tessidar wrote: The Avatar is now called Amarr Phallus of Dominance. The Hyperion is now called Gallente Phallus of Dominance. The Ragnarok is now called Minmatar Phallus of Dominance.
Ins't the gallante one caled erectus?
This made my night.
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
hotpot inc
788
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:37:00 -
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It all falls apart when you get to T3 cruisers. |
Fredfredbug4
Kings of Kill EVE Animal Control
25
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:38:00 -
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I was going to write a serious reply stating why the ships are named a certain way...
but then I realized you were in Goonswarm and totally agreed with everything you said. |
Mara Tessidar
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
410
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Posted - 2012.01.25 20:42:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:It all falls apart when you get to T3 cruisers.
Caldari Swiss Army Knife
done http://goo.gl/uX5vk |
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