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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.10.25 17:46:00 -
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The funny thing is that I was dead serious.
I wasn't sure if this was a total noob with no potential, or simply a dude that needed some guidance.
If you check his employment history, it appears like he actually wanted to go into piracy.
So, I made the rare offer to take him under my wing.
I did ask for collateral, as wannabes come and go and I would hope a potential protege would take this seriously.
Obviously I overestimated this clowns potential.
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:29:00 -
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 Originally by: Curzon Dax
This thread delivers! 
R-tard who can-baits noobs gets an offer to be taught piracy for 500m by a pirate without a name to back him up. Hilarity ensues.
Excuse me Curzon?
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:31:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Originally by: Htrag
Originally by: Curzon Dax
This thread delivers!
R-tard who can-baits noobs gets an offer to be taught piracy for 500m by a pirate without a name to back him up. Hilarity ensues.
Excuse me Curzon?
To quote someone in a movie somewhere....
"But can you whip MY ASS?!?"
I still dont get it, but if you would care to explain I'm listening.
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:50:00 -
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large shield extender...
theres your first lesson for free 
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:54:00 -
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Originally by: Hilly22222
yes...perfect...now go back to ratting in mara :innocent:
haha exactly... after all this, I wish I had simply agroed this chump when he jumped through...
Its like when you ransom some dudes pod and then he proceeds to talk smack in local... **** the 10M, shoulda just squished em.
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.10.25 21:59:00 -
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Originally by: Hilly22222
may i enquire...was it your fine gangbang of domi/geddon/vexor navy issue that got so close to my BB a few days ago? by close...i mean 4km...
u know it :)
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.11.03 15:27:00 -
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^ gf... u win some u lose some...
dunno why there was no sentries on that km
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.11.04 02:37:00 -
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Edited by: Htrag on 04/11/2007 02:44:47
Originally by: IamBen
Awww man, thats comical.
Glad you're entertained.
Tell Darth I said hi and we miss him :)
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.11.06 17:33:00 -
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OK Coronosphere... if I were teaching you, this is what I would do:
I would bump you right back down to a cruiser. Either a caracal or a blackbird. You would be required to get 7 kills solo or as small gang support in belts not gates and even if you died you would start to learn the capability of your ship and the game mechanics. Only then would you be ready for a drake or a raven.
Take this advice or not man its all entertaining at this point.
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.11.09 00:49:00 -
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Edited by: Htrag on 09/11/2007 00:53:21
Ikthorn Balhar's post is right on. Not sure how much Coronosphere will get out of that but nice effort.
Originally by: Ikthorn Balhar
4) Anyone that wants to charge 500mil to teach you how to pvp is not worth your isk. Join EvE University if you want pvp training, and save your money.
In general I wouldn't charge anyone, but let me ask you this question... how much would _YOU_ charge _Coronosphere_ to train him in PVP? That offer was evemailed specifically to _him_, mostly for my own entertainment and doesn't reflect my general policy. Consider it a "special needs" premium.
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