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Dafuzz
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Posted - 2007.11.06 19:06:00 -
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Orlando area here, we should all get together at the Fuzz plantation.
And if Eskalin brings w33d, he goes to jail. True story.
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Dafuzz
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Posted - 2007.11.06 19:07:00 -
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 Originally by: Val Vympel
I'm live in Miami....I'm female....I'm Brasilian....I speak Portuguese.
Oh!
Did I forget to mention....I'm married.
If you learn Portuguese first...you kind of get Spanish along with it by default.
Obrigado for the laff
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Posted - 2007.11.06 19:10:00 -
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Originally by: Sister Impotentata
Floridians? Aren't those the bugs you catch The ForceÖ from? I think they have a treatment for that now.
I went to Ft Lauderdale one time. My rental car had a bullethole in the passenger side door, a base pipe in one of the door pockets, and I got a flat on the Trans-Florida-Highway coming back from Tampa (75?). At one in the morning. Luckily I had a big-ass hoot owl keeping an eye on me and fending off the vicious gators while I changed the tire. Fastest change I ever made, including making the proper front-to-rear exchange to get the donut off the drive wheel. All in all, though, it was a fun trip.
I have pictures of me wrasslin a 7 foot gator that went on a mating walkabout. I carry duct tape in my car like McGuyver so I can truss em up.
If this happens to you again, have no fear. Gators that are wild like the ones you find in and around the roadside ditches are way more afraid of you than you are of them. They prefer their food already dead, or small enough to drag and keep under water till it becomes putrid enough for their taste.
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Posted - 2007.11.06 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: Cold Sleeper
Originally by: Dafuzz
I have pictures of me wrasslin a 7 foot gator that went on a mating walkabout. I carry duct tape in my car like McGuyver so I can truss em up.
If this happens to you again, have no fear. Gators that are wild like the ones you find in and around the roadside ditches are way more afraid of you than you are of them. They prefer their food already dead, or small enough to drag and keep under water till it becomes putrid enough for their taste.
Like small children 
GOON ALT SPOTTED
Don't forget the pets.
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