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Ifni
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Posted - 2004.03.02 17:42:00 -
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my wife told me she couldn't wait until the tax return came in and that she wanted implants but i told her she is already smart and implants can cost up to 20mil ISK and besides theres only 2d 8hr 24mins 32sec before we get our taxes
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.02 17:53:00 -
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Caught myself flooring it when driving up towards the lights instead of breaking, guess it's no more blockaderunning for me for a while, there's no fading out from crossing traffic. 
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shivan
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Posted - 2004.03.02 18:23:00 -
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When cars wont let me cross the road, i feel like pulling out my tach beam laser (mobile phone) and blasting them
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Hellena
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Posted - 2004.03.02 18:49:00 -
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just today on my way to class i was thinking about taking a walk around campus later today, and i thought about " well if i hop in my vigil i could scout systems faster.." ( no joke)
i fell my friends i pwned them when playing halo ( girls play halo too you sillies )
Not Just Another Pretty Face
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.02 21:38:00 -
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I just never imagined them mentally stunted enough to be about ownage and other dyslexic afflictions.
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Kular
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Posted - 2004.03.02 22:37:00 -
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I always drift off into ship setups and things I'm going to do while sitting in a lecture, only to wake up once the things over.
I had a dream I got in my Omen and was heading back to Amarr from CFS when I realized I didn't really want to do that because I hadn't finnished hauling/mining. When I woke up I remembered my computer was still broke and that my ship is still at some moon where I was.
My roomates know the names of most the eve-radio DJ's and ask me about my ships on ocassion. Niether of them play games at all.
I know I'm not alone when I say my sleep schedule is planned around downtime and certain Eve-events.
Can anyone get me some ***** or something else less addictive than Eve?
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Ballsy McEatballs
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Posted - 2004.03.02 22:40:00 -
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You know how sometimes people will try to pass on the right and cut you off? Well I like to speed up a little and not let them back in so they have to slam on the brakes.
I do this too.
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fergusMc
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Posted - 2004.03.02 22:42:00 -
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When i'm called into the managers office at work, i think of it as )0.0 space. I try to get out of there as quickly as i can.............
Free the hamsters!!
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.02 22:43:00 -
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That's why you're more likely than me to end up in an accident and die, you make it all about you. 
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Darius Shakor
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Posted - 2004.03.02 23:42:00 -
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Since we are all admiting our shame, why not.
Recently I bought an exhaust upgrade for my MG and I nearly asked the guy at the dealership who fitted it what percentage increase I get from this "afterburner" with my skills. I stopped myself at "percentage increase..." and stammered the word "horse power" out before looking like a total nit!
Speaking of my car, This morning I was driving to college and, once on the motorway, I pressed the button for the hazard lights thinking it was the autopilot then wondered why the warpdrive didn't activate and even said to myself "Bloodey lag again!" before I realised what I had done.
And once a while ago, I went to the fridge door to get some food while I was playing eve one night and kept tapping door handle with my middle finger trying to open a menu and click on "Open Cargohold" button.
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Rob Mattacks
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Posted - 2004.03.03 00:03:00 -
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Since we are all admiting our shame, why not.
Recently I bought an exhaust upgrade for my MG and I nearly asked the guy at the dealership who fitted it what percentage increase I get from this "afterburner" with my skills. I stopped myself at "percentage increase..." and stammered the word "horse power" out before looking like a total nit!
Speaking of my car, This morning I was driving to college and, once on the motorway, I pressed the button for the hazard lights thinking it was the autopilot then wondered why the warpdrive didn't activate and even said to myself "Bloodey lag again!" before I realised what I had done.
And once a while ago, I went to the fridge door to get some food while I was playing eve one night and kept tapping door handle with my middle finger trying to open a menu and click on "Open Cargohold" button.
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Managalar
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Posted - 2004.03.03 00:49:00 -
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As I was falling asleep last night I randomly thinking of equipment and skills I need before I get a battleship, and somehow a girlfriend ended up on the list? 
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Mr Frost
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Posted - 2004.03.03 00:53:00 -
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I just managed to leave the garage, when Lo' & Behold, I had a truck stuck sideways on my yugo and had to drag it all the way to the intercection. Also refer to my Suzuki Hayabusa motorcyle as my "Interceptor"
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Mitchman
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Posted - 2004.03.03 01:07:00 -
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I dreamt I was back in the army doing close combat operations with a Punisher in city streets.
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Electric Six
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Posted - 2004.03.03 01:15:00 -
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ashamed to admit it, but i work as mcdonalds...
whenever we get really busy, i've recently found myself saying we're getting ganked by the customers.
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Bodhisatva
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Posted - 2004.03.03 08:25:00 -
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While doing the dishes the other day, I broke a plate. It was one of 8 that my girlfriend has recieved as presents from her mother and she likes them very much.
After a bit of soulsearching I came to the conclusion that the loss of that plate didn't bother me even half as much as loosing a good ship in EVE. A bit of an eye opener, at least for me.
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Jungle Jim
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Posted - 2004.03.03 09:30:00 -
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I recently said I brought a load of named batteries... in conversation with someone...
20 seconds later I was thinking about the trade chat line I would use...
WTB Named Batteries --== Convo me with offer ==--
OMG!
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Zyian
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Posted - 2004.03.30 00:27:00 -
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Roflmao.. Best post I've seen in a long while.. I see so many things I have done myself.. ex the lock bracket sound etc.
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