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Stevo
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Posted - 2004.03.01 05:43:00 -
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post what you have dont in real life that related to eve.....mabye something you did on accident or on purpose....I need a good laugh!
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Psuedo Angel
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Posted - 2004.03.01 07:17:00 -
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I once webified my sister's cat.
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Sin Ist
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Posted - 2004.03.01 07:28:00 -
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I hear target locks all the time. And a you cannot open door you are not 1500meters away.
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Sara Kerrigan
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Posted - 2004.03.01 07:36:00 -
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I call people carebears and tell them to go back to mining.
A homeless man grabbed onto my shirt and started begging for money; I told him to end himself (tm).
When a man steps out of his car, I consider boarding it and taking it back to my station.
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Stevo
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Posted - 2004.03.01 20:27:00 -
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When you go to work and you suspect the guy you work with to be mimintar and give him horrible looks while you are working
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slothe
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Posted - 2004.03.01 20:34:00 -
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i once shot a cow
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Ballsy McEatballs
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Posted - 2004.03.01 21:13:00 -
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Edited by: Ballsy McEatballs on 01/03/2004 21:13:58
me and my girlfriend went out to a mega-bookstore near my parents house this weekend 'cause they had a big calander section and she needed one. we got there & the section was gone...i kinda absent-mindedly commented that they had nerfed the calander section
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RagnarH
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Posted - 2004.03.01 21:30:00 -
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Once I was driving and the car infront of me didn't go ahead, I scream "start your warp drive" (I had been playing EVE for like 6 hour before I went out and I was thinking about eve when this happent)
and my friend like "WTF !!! what is warp drive" I kept my mouth shut after that 
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Frank Horrigan
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Posted - 2004.03.01 21:34:00 -
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rofl that stuff is halarious.. ill make something up...
well no i wont that one i just thought of sucked...
 Originally by: Oveur
Originally by: Bhaal
What has turned out better than expected?
Everything. Remember, we're from Iceland.
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Frank Horrigan
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Posted - 2004.03.01 21:35:00 -
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well one time i wa swith some freinds and i was thinking lol and i said "LOL" not l o l just lol.. was realy weird there all like wtf is lol?
Originally by: Oveur
Originally by: Bhaal
What has turned out better than expected?
Everything. Remember, we're from Iceland.
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BlackKnight
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Posted - 2004.03.01 21:40:00 -
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when ever i get my paycheck from work (in real life) i wonder how much isk it would equal
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PussyCat
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Posted - 2004.03.01 22:03:00 -
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When I get angry att my friends. I tell them I will pod them and call them carebears. they like W00t  .
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.03.01 22:36:00 -
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I bought some junk on the net and resold it for profit, meanwhile it occupied my entire hangar floor/hallway for a week.
I made a mental note to stop with my market speculation outside of EVE after that as the used items market harbor some shady characters I want nowhere near my home.
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Hematic
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Posted - 2004.03.01 22:41:00 -
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You know how sometimes people will try to pass on the right and cut you off? Well I like to speed up a little and not let them back in so they have to slam on the brakes.
I usually say 'wtfpwnd' n00b. Although I guess that's more mmo-ese than eve specific.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2004.03.01 23:10:00 -
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Sometimes I fly to work in a 13,000 tonne spacefaring cruiser armed with railguns.
(I am lying)
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Hanns
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Posted - 2004.03.01 23:20:00 -
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Edited by: Hanns on 01/03/2004 23:21:30
When i make scrambled egg's i chuckle when i crаck the egg on the side of the bowl *squish*
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2004.03.02 01:11:00 -
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Whilst loading gear into a van at work, I told one of the guys to take out the back seats, and literally told him "You'll get another 1000 cargo when the seats are out."
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Robotek Hybrid
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Posted - 2004.03.02 03:25:00 -
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i heard a funny joke from my freind and this is what i said while i was laughing... " LOL!"
on a trip to new york i wondered how many more systems(cities) i had to jump thru(drive) before i got there.
i insulted some1 at work by calling them.. " U r Teh stupid nub"
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Atandros
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Posted - 2004.03.02 04:00:00 -
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Yeah, I had almost said "lol" once or twice...weird and kinda creepy.
Also, a couple of months ago I was passing by a bookshop and thinking of buying something, then I thought, nah, can't, I just wasted all my money on cargo expanders...
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GeoNoSiS
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Posted - 2004.03.02 04:13:00 -
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once when i woke up and was getting dressed, I was thinking about my setup... that is what clothes to put on, high, med and low slot wise
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swisher
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Posted - 2004.03.02 04:14:00 -
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Edited by: swisher on 02/03/2004 04:18:57
Well I was a sleep and this has happen more then once...but my girlfriend would tell me in the morning that I was talkin about battleships and stuff...eve gets crazy when it gets in your head...
I replied to her with ..I'll lay off the game for a few days ...but it has happen a few time again...
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Kashre
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Posted - 2004.03.02 04:33:00 -
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My room mate, who also plays eve got a set of blueprints from the city for the building he works in, which he needed in order to satisfy the fire department about one thing or another to get some kind of permit. He told me on the way home from work "I got my blueprints in today."
I replied, "How many runs?"
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Entroph
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Posted - 2004.03.02 04:35:00 -
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When someone ****es me off I always say I'm going to pod them...
When I put money into my wallet I look at it for a minute waiting for it to flash blue...
I always think of real life stuff in terms of eve. Coca Cola = Quafe, Smokes = Tobacco, Alcohol = Spiced Wine... etc.
Sometimes I try to say "pwned" instead of owned but after I say it I always think "It's stupid trying to pronounce that word with a p"
I still live with my parents, and my mother wrote me a note a while back. I read it wondering why the writing wasn't red...
When I make sandwiches I think a lot more about the quantities of each filler that are required, and the mineral level of the bread? o.O
Note: Most of these are made up.
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GeoNoSiS
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Posted - 2004.03.02 04:38:00 -
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I forgot, one morning when my girlfriend was trying to wake me up, she said that i was murmuring something about the last thing i wanted to do now was mining  Since then i rarely play 14 hours straight...
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Pitt
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Posted - 2004.03.02 07:16:00 -
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Edited by: Pitt on 02/03/2004 15:55:21
On the way to work the other day I got stuck in a traffic jam, I was still half asleep and and looked over at my co-worker I carpool wiht and said "looks like PAK is blockaiding d4 again". I didn't speak for the rest of the trip.
Talked to my wife this morning, she works for an airline. She told me she wsa going to try and get home this weekend, but said it would b late when she got here. I ask how many jumps it was? She knew i was playing eve and told me i need to go afk while we talk. I guess EVE is contagious, because she was more ashamed of useing afk than I was about jumps. She doesn't play any comp games.
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Horatio Starkiller
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Posted - 2004.03.02 10:49:00 -
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Edited by: Horatio Starkiller on 02/03/2004 10:49:39
Heh, occassionally after a mad stint at mining i have eve on the brain and goto sleep and dream about mining ark... well it is the safest thing to do afk!! Then I log onto eve in the morning and look in the hanger and wonder where all the extra ark i mined last night went. Also done the nerfed thing, especially when my car starts act up I'm like "Quit with the nerf bat!!" Much to passenger confusion.
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2004.03.02 10:54:00 -
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I keep telling my boss that the urgent report will be on his desk Soon.
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swisher
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Posted - 2004.03.02 11:16:00 -
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Or when you sign your game name ex swisher ...on forums at work then have to edited it with your real name..lol
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Matanga
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Posted - 2004.03.02 13:04:00 -
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Last night I dreamt I was mining in my Stabber and got ganked by pirates so I warp to moon and they where 2 more ships waiting for me there!!!!!!
I started to get really worried about loosing my implants so I warped to the station....the dream ended there...but then i had this nice sensation about out running them...then the alarm went of.....and back to work 
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OmegaTron
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Posted - 2004.03.02 13:21:00 -
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Edited by: OmegaTron on 02/03/2004 13:40:26
Edited by: OmegaTron on 02/03/2004 13:35:37
did u know c0w's make the sound m0o
my wife told me she couldn't wait until the tax return came in and that she wanted implants but i told her she is already smart and implants can cost up to 20mil ISK and besides theres only 2d 8hr 24mins 32sec before we get our taxes
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