Not a very amazing story, yet a funny one to share, inspired by the numerous cool stories here.

In our C2 static was a single Buzzard online.

In there was a POS without proper defences, no hardeners, etc and the dude acted like a total noob.

So, after some flying around and me watching their pos in a stealth bomber, he warped out, cloaked up somewhere, warped back, warped to a planet and started probing without cloaking up.

After some d-scanning like a boss by a corp mate (from another direction) and me we had 5 possible locations, turned out he was at the 2nd one of that.
I warped in at 20km, he warped to zero it seems (dont warp to zero!) as I ended up being 15km from it, perfect range for a suprise attack.
I aligned to him, enabled disruptor, webber and target painter, decloaked and targetted him: instapoint.
Orbitting at 1km, he stayed silent.

I asked two corpmates to warp in on me, but not attack yet.
They warped in, targetted/locked him, pointed him down aswell (3 points, 3 or 4 webs on him and a target painter) and I opened a convo.
The rest of the story, as follows:



Here my wallet starts to blink, and i can confirm: 100m in the pocket!



Then in fleet chat:
NoxiousPluK > open fire :) i got 100m ^^



Some general ****/chat followed, and i invited him into our public channel.
He still should be there :) seems an okay dude after all.

Killmails:

http://killboard.jovianlegacy.net/index.php/kill_detail/215/
http://killboard.jovianlegacy.net/index.php/kill_detail/214/

So a friend of mine (Ace) and I were roaming our usual nullsec space, when we spotted a drake jumping into lowsec. As I was in a vengeance and Ace was in a zealot, I jumped first.

The drake promptly started talking in local, and asking me what I want. I gave him a little speech about how I was a low sp character and I was bored and trying to suicide my vengeance into something. He didn't quite believe me, but he obliged to sit at a (rather poor) safe long enough for probes to find him and me to scram and web him.

He immediately starts pleading for his life, and I demand the nice round sum of 50 mil isk for his life. After explaining to him how he can give me money (lol) my wallet starts blinking. I tell my buddy that we can commence shooting, and the drake just gets more desperate.

He promises that he'll pay more, so we stop. He offers us 25mil now and 25mil after we let him go. Graciously accepting the 25 mil we teach him a hard lesson about EVE. (Something along the lines of 'don't trust people because they will rip you off').

75mil in the pocket and here's the drake killmail: http://www.ineluctable.eu/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11646.
Funny how his drake was only 66mil.

He then proceeds to start throwing profanity and threats at me, to which I responded that he could 'bring it.
After some more profanity and cursing and threatening I just start to ignore his mails (collecting tears as time passes, he just keeps getting madder and madder). He also put a 25

Then I got a mail saying this: Sorry about my younger brothers foul mouth, he sneaks on my character some times. What did he do?

I will leave you with that to figure out whether it's true or the guy is just apologetic.

Nawh that would remove the excitement of unknowing what would happen after the isk was sent

Why are people so stupid as to take 100-600M implanted clones into low sec? Like seriously.