Tl;dr Victim buys empty container via contract scam for 50m. Victim gets himself CONCORDed..twice..trying unsuccessfully to suicide gank my shuttle at Jita undock completely destroying his sec status. After an epic 7 pages of lols, victim turns to scamming in desperation and pastes his scam contract to me instead of Jita local by accident. Proof at the end.
This was in January, 2011.
Princess Bride > Hey
Victim > ok I bought out ur contract wheres the stuff at?
Victim > hey
Princess Bride > There is no stuff. :(
Princess Bride > Sorry about that.
[Notice, I
did apologize, and did not taunt him.]
Victim > so ur a swindlert
Princess Bride > Yes
Victim > lol it's ok I have 50 bil anyway
Princess Bride > Where did you see my contract?
Victim > in jita
Princess Bride > k
Princess Bride > 50 bil, damn!
Victim > but now I am going to wardec you
Princess Bride > Oh, just give me the 100 mil instead :)
Princess Bride > How'd you make 50 bil?
Victim > nope I'm hiring UTC and adopt to do my dirty work
Victim > using 4 alts
Princess Bride > Boy will they be happy
Princess Bride > Since they won't have to do anything
Princess Bride > I'm in the wrong business!
Victim > station spin if you want
Princess Bride > Why would I do that?
Victim > well give me half back to be fair or I will waste far more isk just to make u regrete being a nub spamer
Victim > because u will lose all the isk u just scamed
Princess Bride > How would I lose it?
Victim > by me killing everything you fly
Princess Bride > But I only fly shuttles
Princess Bride > 50m is a LOT of shuttles.
Victim > yes i know
Princess Bride > 7250 ISK in Jita
Victim > well your such a young player I'd hate to see you leave because of me
Princess Bride > You would have to kill me 6,896 times to make me lose 50 mil.
Princess Bride > Gotta love the embedded calculator.
Victim > oh no no I will have other people watch you then when you fly something more I will give the kill order
Princess Bride > And I would hate to see that too.
Princess Bride > If you send me another 50m I will give you the combination for the container.
Victim > lol do you know how long it takes to make 50 mil
Victim > it wasn't assembles
Princess Bride > OH
Victim > *assembled
Princess Bride > How terrible
[Oops. I always forget to assemble the damn things.]
Princess Bride > What makes you think I fly more?
Princess Bride > Ever?
Victim > 5 hours to make 50 mil
Victim > no ever
Victim > I know people
Princess Bride > In your 3 years playing here, have you noticed that you can have two "alternate" characters?
Victim > I have 4 alts
Victim > I will find ur main
Victim > and abuse it
Princess Bride > Oh, and how will you do that?
[Okay, at this point I was a little annoyed by his threats and begin to seriously **** with him.]
Victim > I have sources
Princess Bride > Reallllly
Princess Bride > What kind of "Sources" do you possess?
Victim > yup I know pvp's in corps and use my intel to find their alts so they can use nuet fleet help
Victim > on a need to know bases
Princess Bride > Um
Princess Bride > Huh?
[I truly did not understand his lingo/typo filled threat.]
Victim > In ur nubbie little exsistence do you think in 3 years I haven't made vast connections
Princess Bride > Vast connections with who?
Victim > you don't need to know
Princess Bride > lol
Victim > how do you think I made 50+bil
Princess Bride > So, if I give you half back
Princess Bride > You'll leave me alone?
Victim > you have my word
Princess Bride > Hmmm.
Princess Bride > /emote is thinking.
Princess Bride > Nah.
Princess Bride > I think I'll take my chances.
Victim > ok have it your way don't say I didn't warn you
Princess Bride > Come back to me tomorrow with the name of my main, and then maybe we'll discuss your extortion further.
Princess Bride > But at this point, it -could- just be a scam you're running.
Victim > thats fine give me a hour
Princess Bride > Cool cool
Princess Bride > It is 17:20
Princess Bride > I shall wait till 18:20
Victim > actually 17:21
Princess Bride > Right then.
Princess Bride > I shall wait till 17:21.
Princess Bride > er 18:21.
Victim > oh yes you should leave your corp too I'm wardecing them shortly
Princess Bride > You shouldn't have told me, now I'm gonna warn all of them.
Princess Bride > Tactical error sir!
[Note: I am in a 1-man corp.]
Victim > this is your main
Princess Bride > *gasp*
Victim > and no I want you oustied
Princess Bride > How did you find out?!
Victim > fyi does't matter
Princess Bride > You better tell me or I'll be forced to report you to CCP for hacking.
Victim > go for it
Princess Bride > zomg you better not wardec my corp, they're good people
Princess Bride > They didn't do anything wrong
Victim > better hope they don't have a pos
Princess Bride > They do but you'll never find it.
Victim > haha I bet it's in WH
Princess Bride > wtf
Princess Bride > How did you KNOW that?
Victim > I have a titan or 2 and few more capital ships on payroll
Victim > does it matter
Princess Bride > Look man this corp only has frigs and badgers. You need to leave them alone!
Victim > pay up or enjoy a countless amount of days station spinning
Princess Bride > Fine.
[Sent him 50k]
Princess Bride > There
Princess Bride > I paid, now leave them alone!
Victim > no 25 mil
Princess Bride > I paid back the full 50 mil
Continued HERE because it is huge.Proof....