Helgur
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Posted - 2013.02.22 11:18:00 -
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Time to contribute with a little story. This happened some time ago when I was roaming around trying to find a can to flip. It is worth to mention that the corp I was in at the time, was actually called "The State", adding to the confusion :D
Helgur > Hello
Miner > oh man u got men cornered
Miner > if i take u just gonna kill me :P
Miner > this is the second time ive been done over
Miner > the exact same move
Helgur > I am sorry sir, the reason I'm here is because The State have audited your tax logs
Miner > ey? :P
Helgur > you have recently been falling back on your taxes to the The State and I have therefore been sent to confiscate your ore
Miner > wat
Helgur > You do understand as a government official I require your full cooperation in this matter?
Miner > dont bullshit man
Miner > can i have it back
Miner > whats going to happen?
Helgur > I am sorry, this ore is now the property of The State if you want to make a complaint you are free to do so through official channels and by sending in form RF-31119
Miner > u gonna kill me
Miner > wat
Helgur > yes, if you interfare with an governemt official, retaliation will be swift
Helgur > now please move along
Miner > what
Miner > hang on
Miner > look i know u can just kill me in one hit
Helgur > I am glad we have come to an agreement and that you are fully cooperating in this investigation
Miner > can u just give it back
Helgur > as I said, I am here with authority from The State
Helgur > it belongs to the government now
Helgur > allthough you are offcourse free to send in an complaint if you so wish
Miner > how
Miner > ill get concorde over here
Miner > :P
Helgur > Concord has no authority in internal civic matters concerning The State, this is Caldari space
Miner > so what shall i do
Miner > i dont really want to leave this stuff, ive spent ages getting it
Helgur > hold on, let me check up on our internal records regarding your files...
Helgur > ah...
Miner > and tbh this feels like a big scam
Helgur > this is more serious than I thought
Helgur > you currently owe The State 12 million ISK in backtaxes
Helgur > minus the ore i've just confiscated
Helgur > you are due a total sum of 8.320.000 ISK
Miner > wat is backtaxes
Helgur > taxes sir, we all have to contribute a little bit to make the Caldari nation the pride and glory wich it is
Helgur > and you have fallen back on your taxes, as it seems
Miner > what u on about, i dont control whether i pay taxes
Miner > its automatic
Helgur > that is untrue, for players with direct contract under an agent yes
Miner > what
Helgur > but for freelancers as yourself you are responsible to pay your taxes by your own means
Miner > no im not
Miner > selling my crago, tax is automatically take off
Helgur > yes that is sales tax
Helgur > we are talking about income tax here, sir
Miner > wat income
Miner > omg wtf
Helgur > please hold on sir
Miner > stop killin him
Miner > what did he do
Helgur > while I deal with this criminal
EVE System > Channel changed to Veisto Local Channel
Helgur > HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
Helgur > PULL YOUR GOD DAMN SPACE VEHICLE OVER, SIR!!
Miners Corp Mate > u steal from my freind ill steal from u :D
Miners Corp Mate > and all uve done is give me money :D
Miners Corp Mate > im coming for u :D
Miners Corp Mate > sucks to be you
Helgur > interference with official The State business is a serious crime, sir. Please stay out of this for your own good
Miners Corp Mate > shut up mate
Miners Corp Mate > taking the game a bit too serious
Miners Corp Mate > lol
Helgur > now, now, there is no need for that kind of language
Miners Corp Mate > why dont u give the stuff back to hairy
Miners Corp Mate > and dont start BSing about 'the state' and 'how i have no life'
Vrawynn Krosectorr > L2eve
Miners Corp Mate > ?
Vrawynn Krosectorr > L
Vrawynn Krosectorr > 2
Vrawynn Krosectorr > Eve
Miners Corp Mate > im not following
Vrawynn Krosectorr > the letter L
Vrawynn Krosectorr > the numerical value of 2
Vrawynn Krosectorr > and the sci fi MMORPG
Vrawynn Krosectorr > Eve online
Vrawynn Krosectorr > L2Eve
Miners Corp Mate > yes i no
Miners Corp Mate > but i dont get L2eve
Miners Corp Mate > what does it stand for
Muffser > lol
Miners Corp Mate > alright gays
Saltysailor Funaila > LOL haha u complete idiot *** =P
Miners Corp Mate > lol
Miner > he;s the criminal?
Helgur > interfering with a government investigation is a serious crime, he also was cought redhandidly stealing from The State
Miner > where can i bring up my records
Helgur > your records are on file, and can be retrieved by filing a petition for them
Miner > how
Helgur > go to http://www.eve-online.com
Helgur > go to the forums
Miner > if ur from the state, why are you red
Helgur > under eve general make a new post with the title: petition for personal tax records: HairyMemberHairy
Helgur > and state your request there
Miner > kk
Helgur > you may also include this chat log for reference, it might speed up the request
Miner > could u just put all the ore back in the carg container
Helgur > This is government property now
Helgur > another State official will come by shortly to pick it up
Miner > y
Miner > hello
Miner > y u picking it up
Helgur > yes
Miner > y
Miner > wat the hell man
Miner > common
Miner > now this has all been a scam but why
Miner > u dont need the money i bet
Helgur > thank you for your cooperation sir o7 now keep in mind that if your backtaxes are not payed by the end of next week our officials might need to pay you another visit very soon
Miner > lola
Miner > gottcha
Miner > wont happen again sir
Helgur > Thank you, fly safe o7 |