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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2011.09.12 14:22:00 -
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Tallianna Avenkarde wrote: n++[ 2008.07.28 15:15:01 ] Victim > u need veldspar& n++[ 2008.07.28 15:15:12 ] Maxx Avenkarde > no we want jaspet n++[ 2008.07.28 15:15:40 ] Victim > i mine jaspet
Didn't make much, made him fill one can, but as he was only a few days old at the time I didn't think I would make much isk from a ransom.
BEST. RANSOM. EVER. "Just because I seem like an idiot, doesn't mean I am one." ~Unknown |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2011.11.01 20:51:00 -
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I-is that a passive shield tanked Bhaalgorn???? "Just because I seem like an idiot, doesn't mean I am one." ~Unknown |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
1833
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Posted - 2013.01.20 06:57:00 -
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Faction Warfare has an ebb and flow to it. Sometimes, on good nights, the flow is on full and there are way more targets than we can handle. Other nights, there is almost nothing to kill outside of a few skittish nano frigs.
On the nights where pickings are slim, people in my alliance begin doing things... things they wouldn't normally do... things that require a little bit of effort and capital.
During one such night, some alliancemates of mine decided to try their hand at an age-old tradition of EVE; suicide ganking mining barges. They hit "paydirt" and got a nice long stream of delicious tears.
Names have been changed so certain alts characters and tactics may remain effective.
AllianceMate1> gf AllianceMate2 > gf AllianceMate3 > gf AllianceMate4 > gf AllianceMate2 > Kill: VICTIM (Capsule) VICTIMGÇÖS Friend> why bother? VICTIMGÇÖS Friend> I really dont get you faggots AllianceMate1> why? VICTIMGÇÖS Friend> what the **** motivates you do be the lowsy ******* pieces of **** that you are AllianceMate3 > Raise the pricde of **** in amarr VICTIMGÇÖS Friend> is that it? AllianceMate1> its fun VICTIM > its fun? Why not use your time to kill ships that deserve it AllianceMate1> Kill: ANOTHER VICTIM (Mackinaw) AllianceMate1> we do VICTIM > in stead of griefing those in high sec AllianceMate1> look our KB AllianceMate1> everyone runs VICTIM > you guys are ******* trash VICTIM > pitiful ******* trash Random Person 1 > all part of the game, prices are high you sell ore and mats, prices are low you buy ore and mats to make ships, piracy gets to be high you build the ships there using VICTIM > you call this piracy? AllianceMate3 > no VICTIM > this is simply childish abuse looking for an outlet to **** people off AllianceMate3 > it is strategy VICTIM > you kids need to find real ******* work VICTIM > dip ***** AllianceMate3 > this is VICTIM > think real hard about it AllianceMate3 > no AllianceMate3 > you dont realize how much this helps us in low sec VICTIM > I even offered (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) orca support. I had a strong feeling what he was doing lurking there AllianceMate3 > come pay us a visit if you are hatin' VICTIM > but I insisted to believe there are some half decent folks in this game VICTIM > again and again I am let down VICTIM > **** you all (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) > what? VICTIM > dont play stupid (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) > i gtfo'd VICTIM > you lurking there is what called in these scum bags (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) > i wasnt lurking anywhere (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) > they didnt gank me VICTIM > no ****... you just happend to get right beside my mining fleet VICTIM > mine the same ******* ice block I am mining VICTIM > move your ship just a little closer in VICTIM > for perfect warp distance (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) > i didnt do anything. i was just trying to mine VICTIM > play stupid all you want. (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) > then fkrs blew **** up and i warped out VICTIM > again, Why bother? VICTIM > seriously. Why hide the fact that you are just as much to blame (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) > wtf you on about m8? VICTIM > stop being a coward and own up to being a vile pos Random Person 2 > calm down dude Random person 2 > get some more implants and carry on man VICTIM > no **** you. Thanks for giving me a reason to quit mining VICTIM > you think time is something we all have VICTIM > were we can afford to lose 300million for ***** and giggles (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) > m8, i have no idea what your on about. it could have been me they killed (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) > i gtfod so fast my drones are still there. Random person 2 > if you got time to sit here and be mad about being killed in a game thats designed specificaly for that then you should spend your time crying somewhere else Random person 2 > yeah its irritating but good god man VICTIM > I am not crying. I am just letting you know that you kids are garbage VICTIM > and don't know how to spend your time better (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) > tell the ppl who shot you m8. dont talk that sht to me (our GÇ£undercoverGÇ¥ alt) > or ill ******* suicide you VICTIM > griefing those who don't deserve it is beyond sickening. Random person 1> so report him to your corp/ alliance have him red flagged, red flag him yourself and remember him next time you see him in low sec. sitting in station swearing at him for being a **** doesnt solve anything VICTIM > no it doesn't... VICTIM > I operate alone, and i'll deal with this alone. Random person 1> thats the spirit Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
2114
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Posted - 2013.03.20 20:24:00 -
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I think I know who Mr. Angry is. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
2604
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Posted - 2013.06.16 04:33:00 -
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This one is pretty old (the killmail is buried somewhere in my long history) and not a "true" pirate story (because it was a valid target)... only reason I'm posting it is because I remembered recently it and it's too good not to tell. ______________
I was sitting in a static low-sec anomaly cloaked up in my Pilgrim waiting for an Amarr militia guy (this guy often ninja'd the faction rats). While fiddling with my skill que (out of boredom) I lazily hit 360 degree D-scan again... and an Abaddon popped up. Hurm. Nothing that big swings by unless it's friendly. Oh well... back to look a- WHOA!!! War Target Abaddon in!!!!
Now just for reference... Pandemic Legion often operates in my area (Amamake is only 4 or 5 systems away) so an Abaddon that is all by itself reeks for "trap" (either it'll cyno in doom from another region or solo me with some kind of "special snowflake" fit).
I say "**** it" and begin moving in under cloak. I have more than enough money to buy a new Pilgrim I figure... hell... it'll give me an excuse to buy another recon that's more useful. However I have not entirely thrown caution to the wind. "Guys... any movement out where you are?" I ask (most of my friends are spread about the warzone). "Nope... all quiet here." "Nothing is moving in their 'fortress.'" "I got nothing."
One last check as I cross the 10km threshhold. I manually view the Abaddon to try to see what weapons it has fitted. "Da fuq? Tachyons and dual megapulse? Ohhhh... I see now..." I whisper to myself as I make the most fiendish smile across my face. At this point I was 7500m from the Abaddon and the battleship had come to a dead stop (for whatever reason).
See... this guy wasn't the one I was after. And a quick glance at his character sheet showed that he had just joined militia 3 days ago. Can you see where this is going?
I purposefully decloak prematurely and overload the afterburner. BUMP!! 1... 2... 3... 4... *click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click* DAT TARGET BUTTAN!!!!!
LOCKED!!!!!! Tracking disrupt... throw all ze neuts on... orbit at 500... drones out... KEEEEEL HIM MY MINIONS!!!!! Flecks of spittle appear on my moniter. The Abaddon starts to lock me up... but it doesn't concern me. I read him in local chat saying "turbo boost activated! Die pirate!" I become amused as I see his shields rep by noticeable, but not high enough amounts. None of his guns are hitting me. Shields gone... now his armor is repairing a little bit as I chew through it. I feel a pang of pity somewhere in the back of my black heart. I look back at local chat. "Well ****... this isn't good" he remarks.
After 30 or so seconds he is capped out. Nothing is repping and most of his guns have stopped firing. He NOW decides to launch his drones against me... a potpourri of various Tech 1 things that barely scratch my shield. I ignore them.
Into structure... almost there... aaaaaaaaaaaand... POOF!!!! I now realize I had tunnel vision and didn't notice that a friendly appeared sometime during the battle (which wasn't really a battle when you think about it).
I check D-scan and local to make sure there are no hostiles inbound and quickly scoop loot. Ewwwwww... all this Tech 1 crap. And skillbooks? Huh?
The killmail was precious. Long and short range guns both medium and large sized... rainbow crystals... small shield booster... cap rechargers... medium armor repair and damage control in two of the low slots... the rest filled with 400 and 200mm plates... hybrid weapon rigs... and his carghold was filled with the contents of a newbie's hanger.
Poor sob.
I send him a mail telling him what he did wrong and gave him a fit. I was promptly given the finger and some "strong words" in return.
I then checked his killboard... apparently some people never learn. Turns out his "special" Abaddon was not so special... others like it filled his losses. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
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