Well I think this one is my best story yet.
Lately I've been stealing a lot of ore from a russian training corp. Got a few kills.... mostly just angry russian in local.
This morning I find one of them in a hulk jet canning. Steal all his ore and throw it into my own cargo container.
The guy instantly steals it back.. and......
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16916510 Local explodes with russians telling me its open season on me and I'm going to pay.
Shortly after this I get a notification letting me know that one of the parent corps members has added me as a contact with terrible standing. About 2 hours later the guy who added me as a contact private messages me asking me to help him kill a noob in the system. Here's the convo....
Mikhail D-Gray > hello
Furyious1 > hows it going
Mikhail D-Gray > cool
Mikhail D-Gray > hunting noobs?0
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Furyious1 > hunting anyone that will fight
Mikhail D-Gray > Solar System*'>Vahunomi* some miners
Furyious1 > ya i steal ore from people as well
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > teaching noobs)
Furyious1 > lol ya
Mikhail D-Gray > to keep in safe their ore)
Furyious1 > i try not to kill brand new people though
Furyious1 > usually if they're brand new... i warn them first
Furyious1 > also someone paid me to steal and kill from Russian Stars United Caldari Academy
Mikhail D-Gray > Wow
] Mikhail D-Gray > But who?
n++ Mikhail D-Gray > RA?
n++ Furyious1 > i cant say... that would be bad business
n++ Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > -ü-é-¦-Ç-¦-¦-å)
Furyious1 > lol
Mikhail D-Gray > oh, sorry)
Furyious1 > well i have to make sure i do good work or people wont pay me
Mikhail D-Gray > maybe hunt together?
n++ Mikhail D-Gray > RA miners for example
Furyious1 > sure
Mikhail D-Gray > i don't like RA
Furyious1 > how come?
Mikhail D-Gray > Solar System*'>Vahunomi* one miner somwhere there
Furyious1 > i killed a miner there today
Furyious1 > Kill: spicejet Padecain (Hulk)
Mikhail D-Gray > memory place)
Furyious1 > i tell them they can pay me to stop
Furyious1 > but they say no
Mikhail D-Gray > i don't know in which belt this RA miner is
] Furyious1 > i'll go look
Mikhail D-Gray > ok
Mikhail D-Gray > i will to
n++ Furyious1 > what the name
Mikhail D-Gray > he is gone
Furyious1 > ah
n++Mikhail D-Gray > i'll found noob
Mikhail D-Gray > spicejet Padecain
Mikhail D-Gray > Vahunomi VII - Asteroid Belt 1*
Mikhail D-Gray > shild tank?
Mikhail D-Gray > i can
Furyious1 > ya
Mikhail D-Gray > u need it&
Mikhail D-Gray > ok)
At this point the drake locks me
Furyious1 > he wont do anything
Furyious1 > he scared of a cruiser
Furyious1 > lol
Mikhail D-Gray > :)
Mikhail D-Gray > 2 cruisers)
Furyious1 > this thing has almost no tank <---- saying this knowing he will tell the talos to steal the can.
Mikhail D-Gray > lol
The Talos now finally steals my can. The Drake opens fire on my without aggro!! lol.... I start firing back at the drake.... then the Talos does the same thing!! Concord warps in and makes short work of them with me.
Furyious1 > LOL
Furyious1 > wow you guys fail
Mikhail D-Gray > i know
Furyious1 > lol i'm not stupid... i knew you were with him the whole time
n++[ 2Mikhail D-Gray > thot to kill you and him)
Good work russians!! Thanks for the kill mails :)
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