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Praxis Ginimic Dark Knight Legion The Hydra Confederacy 521	Posted - 2013.10.11 16:41:00 - [811] - Quote I was flitting around in my buzzard a few days ago looking for explorers to sneak up on and exploit when I see a retribution sitting on station all alone. I decloak...no reaction I bump him...no reaction Well, not being one to look a gift horse in the mouth I quickly grab the closest thing I have that can take sentry fire. A sh-ít fit gnosis 2 jumps out. When I get back the retribution still seems to be afk in the worst possible spot. Kill this is not a safe spot Pod the med bay is pretty safe though
Drakast Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2013.10.12 19:42:00 - [812] - Quote yarr, just back from a long time inactive, brilliant thread laughed myself to tears +1 CK and others its you guys that make the game what it is. big changes too and im loving the new crime mechanics. Been floating about osmon looking for a nice fat kill to herald my return to making mission runners miserable, i would have had a lovely KM for you but someone sneaked into my ruppy and installed a f%^*&%^ green button, WTF i say as i spam my guns, >.< grrr faceplant keyboard. Have to admit tags for sec status epic idea. next post will include tears and KMs
cpt Varox Victrix Immortalis 8	Posted - 2013.10.21 14:05:00 - [813] - Quote Long time stalker of C&P , i think its time to add to it. Lowsec its quiet ussually , fights are fast and gf's are given. But not this time... While derping semi-afk i d-scanned a FW maller in a medium plex.Amarrian ... a nice sacrifice to Sani Sabik. Now mallers are nice bait ships and i decided to give it a go. Out comes the noble omen cruiser , warp to plex, enter and POINT! ...and then he warps. Then the mad rambling started. [17:07:56] tangata k+ìhuru > dont be mad aye :) [17:08:07] cpt Varox > how many stabs lol? [17:08:15] tangata k+ìhuru > i'm a bit slick [17:08:33] cpt Varox > in this places we call you coward :P [17:08:46] tangata k+ìhuru > good on ya i don't judge u [17:09:09] cpt Varox > o stuff it you are ** [17:09:27] tangata k+ìhuru > hello [17:09:46] tangata k+ìhuru > aye captain [17:09:49] tangata k+ìhuru > don't be mad [17:09:50] tangata k+ìhuru > :) [17:10:15] cpt Varox > . [17:10:15] cpt Varox > 1 [17:10:16] cpt Varox > 2 [17:10:18] cpt Varox > 3 (second try - was going for bump and scram) [17:36:37] cklm > ahaha [17:36:38] cklm > noob [17:38:52] tangata k+ìhuru > easy to say when u 2vs1 (i think he saw double) [17:39:11] cpt Varox > how many stabs did he had? [17:40:24] tangata k+ìhuru > i usually cloak get close to u and stab u that's right [17:41:24] cklm > lol epic nob [17:41:35] cklm > leave mitlita [17:41:37] cklm > ls it nofr you [17:41:40] tangata k+ìhuru > ok captain [17:41:44] CAndrey888 > agree [17:41:55] tangata k+ìhuru > give ur orders captain [17:42:13] tangata k+ìhuru > the * is cryin [17:42:20] tangata k+ìhuru > "i didnt get my kill" [17:42:24] cklm > awtf [17:42:25] cklm > wtf [17:43:07] cpt Varox > wow [17:43:21] cpt Varox > calling me a biatch while u use stabs [17:43:23] cpt Varox > mmm [17:43:25] tangata k+ìhuru > yes [17:43:26] cpt Varox > ok son [17:43:32] tangata k+ìhuru > but getting blox is useless [17:43:40] cpt Varox > erm? [17:43:44] cpt Varox > what is blox? [17:43:55] tangata k+ìhuru > mistyping [17:43:56] tangata k+ìhuru > blow [17:44:15] cpt Varox > its clear u never gotten blow from a woman yes (a bit angry i was , but only for a second -fitting second scram) [17:44:28] tangata k+ìhuru > coz u know [17:44:34] tangata k+ìhuru > we know that u know [17:44:42] tangata k+ìhuru > see u cannot get me [17:44:53] tangata k+ìhuru > **** [17:45:06] tangata k+ìhuru > ,,I,,, [17:45:10] tangata k+ìhuru > straight in ur ass [17:45:57] tangata k+ìhuru > u can also put 2 coz u love it [17:45:59] tangata k+ìhuru > ,,IIII,,, [17:46:19] cpt Varox > i think u need sleap ..you are a bit deranged [17:46:27] tangata k+ìhuru > shut up c&t [17:46:31] tangata k+ìhuru > go f%k urself [17:46:40] cpt Varox > why are you so hostile? [17:46:47] cpt Varox > are your pills lost? [17:46:49] tangata k+ìhuru > coz u try to f&%k me up [17:46:55] tangata k+ìhuru > i just defend myself [17:46:57] cpt Varox > i will f$k you up [17:47:04] cpt Varox > cause now its personal [17:47:08] tangata k+ìhuru > lol in ur dreams buddy [17:47:10] cpt Varox > such bad language [17:47:14] tangata k+ìhuru > yeah right [17:47:26] Warp Disruptor > There's a block function btw. [17:47:31] cpt Varox > i know [17:47:40] cpt Varox > but iam recording this [17:47:47] tangata k+ìhuru > yes go narc [17:47:55] tangata k+ìhuru > hahaha ur fu$#%d [17:48:08] cpt Varox > keep talking [17:48:09] tangata k+ìhuru > yes record u just fu&%ed up [17:48:27] tangata k+ìhuru > life noob [17:50:42] tangata k+ìhuru > impressive* [17:50:43] cpt Varox Kill: tangata k+ìhuru (Maller) http://zkillboard.com/detail/33944749/ [17:50:49] tangata k+ìhuru > nice one boy [17:50:52] tangata k+ìhuru > ur the one u got me [17:51:01] tangata k+ìhuru > now get outside [17:51:11] cpt Varox > you are filth [17:51:21] cpt Varox > there is nothing more to discuss with you [17:51:42] cpt Varox > inferior amarian breed , your mother had you with a sclave [17:51:43] tangata k+ìhuru > give me ur 2008 char maybe i will do better To my surprise his militia buddies did not come to his rescue :) . The large smile on my face after the kill is worth waay more than the 28 mil he lost. And to the new players reading this, its not the age of the character its the way you fly your ship.
Violet Crumble Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 5	Posted - 2013.10.23 21:46:00 - [814] - Quote cpt Varox wrote: Long time stalker of C&P , i think its time to add to it. ... ... ... Congrats on the hunt and kill, but honestly the way it reads, you were both a bit teary there.
cpt Varox 0mega. Phobia. 9	Posted - 2013.10.24 09:23:00 - [815] - Quote Violet Crumble wrote: cpt Varox wrote: Long time stalker of C&P , i think its time to add to it. ... ... ... Congrats on the hunt and kill, but honestly the way it reads, you were both a bit teary there. Well i give you that :) but i kept him typing and emotional ... you know in case he knows how to use D-scan. In any case i have enjoied his ramblings of supreme confidence in his 2 warpcorestabs t2 (who trains that anywhay? ).
Praxis Ginimic Dark Knight Legion The Hydra Confederacy 527	Posted - 2013.10.24 13:49:00 - [816] - Quote Warp drive operation IV? All of us. The real question is who bothers fitting them? Honestly who invented them to put them on the maket in the first place? That was a bad decision. But hey, I guess that guy bought one?
Sir Spottington Merchants Trade Consortium The Last Chancers. 34	Posted - 2013.10.27 02:10:00 - [817] - Quote cpt Varox wrote: [17:50:43] cpt Varox Kill: tangata k+ìhuru (Maller) http://zkillboard.com/detail/33944749/ that has to be the worst maller fit ive ever seen.......
Omar Alharazaad ZomCom 91	Posted - 2013.10.30 09:25:00 - [818] - Quote Love the stories in here, keep up the good(?) work guys. That being said, I'll just leave this here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie Desperado-Enforcement LLC 8	Posted - 2013.11.01 21:31:00 - [819] - Quote Sir Spottington wrote: cpt Varox wrote: [17:50:43] cpt Varox Kill: tangata k+ìhuru (Maller) http://zkillboard.com/detail/33944749/ that has to be the worst maller fit ive ever seen....... Its kinda painful to look at. Almost as bad as my fits... I hate to disagree with you,-ábut there is nothing subjective about "boring" in connection to "mining". -á-á-á-á -- Solstice Project's Alt
Pannax Ni Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth 33	Posted - 2013.11.03 21:03:00 - [820] - Quote Why? http://i.imgur.com/oNNy9Ne.jpg Because we can.
Savnire Jacitu FRONTLiNE GRP. 196	Posted - 2013.11.04 00:34:00 - [821] - Quote Pannax Ni wrote: Why? http://i.imgur.com/oNNy9Ne.jpg Because we can. So I'm just sitting in my office and I begin this maniacal laughter after looking at that picture. Guys walks by, stops, looks at me and our eyes meet, I don't stop laughing, he rushes by and avoids me the rest of the day. Today was a good day.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 247	Posted - 2013.11.05 16:15:00 - [822] - Quote We were naughty. Read about it here. F
ashurman Sanctuary of Shadows Axiomatic Dominion 12	Posted - 2013.11.09 11:03:00 - [823] - Quote Well there i was happily going about my day searching the belts as one so often does when lo and behold some silly goose had left some ore lying about. Not to make the miners waste such a valuable commodity i quickly trundled over to grab it for them. upon my arrival at the can my brave underlings informed me that the nefarious evil doers had acquired lock on our fair and noble craft. One slight issue was the popinjay locking me was 20km away. not to be out done i quickly set full speed towards him as a flutter of space dust pinged off my shield's i was later informed this was the opening salvo of there ill equipped drones Just as we were about to unleash our righteous fury upon the foul fiend another lock upon our fair vessel was acquired! A hulk it seems wanted in on the kill. Not to be out done by his fellows the fat and bloated corpse ship read: orca also sent forth its flight of pop shooters. Well the game was well and truly on so it was. With due haste we turned about and laid a cunning point on the hulk which fortuitously strayed into range and sent our ubermegadeathshootersofdoom upon it. Within short order nothing but a empty shell remained. but lo. still our brave vessel was under attack. still our foolish foe had not fled the field. seeing the prize of such a great vessel we set best speed at the orca while our brave and courageous drones went awol and swiftly removed another evil vessel from the field. but lo still we were not in point range..and yet still they refused to move. was it courage? was it bravery or maybe just confusion.. time ticked by with pop-shooters being swatted aside by our glorious vessel and her now obeying minions. Finally a point was acquired on the great beast. cries of help and of pity littered the airwaves. and yet none were to given. time trickled by with great chunks of metal being shorn away with each volley. the bloated one had plenty of hull to get through but with a cup of tea made and a victory biscuit prepared we gave order for the final volley to be fired. nothing but wreckage and broken dreams remained.. km's to be found here http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20250785
Paranoid Loyd University of Caille Gallente Federation 3	Posted - 2013.11.09 19:10:00 - [824] - Quote I'm sad to report that my rescue mission of the enslaved Female Exotic Dancers from the evil auto-piloter ProtoMasha Ellecon has ended in failure. I was able to save some of the enslaved, but the all of Female exotic dancers were lost in the rescue attempt. https://zkillboard.com/detail/34402445/
Samoth Egnoled 25247	Posted - 2013.11.11 08:36:00 - [825] - Quote Just over a week ago I formed a Corp with a close Eve friend, with the simple idea that nothing was off the table. We could be as evil as we wanted to be, and no-one would be there to tell us otherwise. With this in mind we started doing some recon on potential targets, and declared war on a suitable GÇÿwarm upGÇÖ target. 24 hours later I move my neutral alt into position, and spot them mining in a belt. Right about now, I am doing the victory dance on my deskGÇª After a moment to compose myself, I move alt into position for a warp in of GÇÿSurprise Mother Fker!GÇÖ and selected a ship that would let them know just how out of their depth they were. Orca Kill Hulk Kill After singing myself the GÇÿI am weaselGÇÖ theme tune, I get a convo from the orca pilot asking me to give the PLEX back. Yes thatGÇÖs right he thought that the PLEX dropped and that I had it, so of course I obliged in his delusion and tried to sell it back to him. To which he claimed that he has no Isk and that he was a father in real life who only earns $700, and that the PLEX was his only hope of being able to continue playing Eve. I did some routing around but couldnGÇÖt find my GÇÿworlds smallest violinGÇÖ so I had to suffice with him believing that I am an ***** who sold his PLEX on the market. Needless to say these guys didnGÇÖt want to play anymore that night. After the Orca incident, their Corp starts bleeding members like no tomorrow and to be honest I had kinda given up on the idea that we would see anymore of them. We see our target member log on, and immediately dispatch on his last known whereabouts and run locators on alts. As we were on route to him I suddenly hear on Comms GÇ£Rattlesnake! Rattlesnake! Go Mad go MadGÇ¥ It was at this point that I swear my Cynabal turned into a freighter, it was taking forever to warp and my impatience wasnGÇÖt helping. Catching him on the other side of the gate I gave him a friendly bump for good measure. Rattlesnake Kill Pod Kill Not believing our luck I sat shocked on the gate for a moment, when his alt jumped through the gate I was on. Noctis kill Pod Kill Their Corp now just has the CEO in it, I have yet to see him undocked however I am hopeful. Sam
Lord LazyGhost The Bastards The Bastards. 177	Posted - 2013.11.11 09:28:00 - [826] - Quote Samoth Egnoled wrote: Just over a week ago I formed a Corp with a close Eve friend, with the simple idea that nothing was off the table. We could be as evil as we wanted to be, and no-one would be there to tell us otherwise. With this in mind we started doing some recon on potential targets, and declared war on a suitable GÇÿwarm upGÇÖ target. 24 hours later I move my neutral alt into position, and spot them mining in a belt. Right about now, I am doing the victory dance on my deskGÇª After a moment to compose myself, I move alt into position for a warp in of GÇÿSurprise Mother Fker!GÇÖ and selected a ship that would let them know just how out of their depth they were. Orca Kill Hulk Kill After singing myself the GÇÿI am weaselGÇÖ theme tune, I get a convo from the orca pilot asking me to give the PLEX back. Yes thatGÇÖs right he thought that the PLEX dropped and that I had it, so of course I obliged in his delusion and tried to sell it back to him. To which he claimed that he has no Isk and that he was a father in real life who only earns $700, and that the PLEX was his only hope of being able to continue playing Eve. I did some routing around but couldnGÇÖt find my GÇÿworlds smallest violinGÇÖ so I had to suffice with him believing that I am an ***** who sold his PLEX on the market. Needless to say these guys didnGÇÖt want to play anymore that night. After the Orca incident, their Corp starts bleeding members like no tomorrow and to be honest I had kinda given up on the idea that we would see anymore of them. We see our target member log on, and immediately dispatch on his last known whereabouts and run locators on alts. As we were on route to him I suddenly hear on Comms GÇ£Rattlesnake! Rattlesnake! Go Mad go MadGÇ¥ It was at this point that I swear my Cynabal turned into a freighter, it was taking forever to warp and my impatience wasnGÇÖt helping. Catching him on the other side of the gate I gave him a friendly bump for good measure. Rattlesnake Kill Pod Kill Not believing our luck I sat shocked on the gate for a moment, when his alt jumped through the gate I was on. Noctis kill Pod Kill Their Corp now just has the CEO in it, I have yet to see him undocked however I am hopeful. Sam awsome work shame i cant seem to get any of ur links to work
Samoth Egnoled 25261	Posted - 2013.11.11 09:37:00 - [827] - Quote Hmm thats strange, i tried them myself and had no issue... How about this http://halp.eve-kill.net/?a=home Thanks for the plus 1 though
Lord LazyGhost The Bastards The Bastards. 177	Posted - 2013.11.11 09:44:00 - [828] - Quote Samoth Egnoled wrote: Hmm thats strange, i tried them myself and had no issue... How about this http://halp.eve-kill.net/?a=home Thanks for the plus 1 though yup thats working mabe it was the KM board derping when i tryed
Anomaly One Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 10	Posted - 2013.11.12 02:38:00 - [829] - Quote Samoth Egnoled wrote: 'snip haha, great story, links don't work for me too, says "No kill id specified" this one http://halp.eve-kill.net/?a=home works though.
Jythier Smith WATERSHIP HOLDINGS Harmonic Convergence 120	Posted - 2013.11.14 19:54:00 - [830] - Quote You're all a bunch of jerks. I just wanted to be a carebear. Nope. Can't just be a carebear anymore. But do I become a pirate, or do I hunt pirates? Edit: That is to say, your stories are amazing and I want in.
Rhianna Ghost Eat My Shorts Inc. Suicide-Commando 46	Posted - 2013.11.15 09:15:00 - [831] - Quote Lord LazyGhost wrote: Samoth Egnoled wrote: Hmm thats strange, i tried them myself and had no issue... How about this http://halp.eve-kill.net/?a=home Thanks for the plus 1 though yup thats working mabe it was the KM board derping when i tryed The EO-Forums f.. up the links. Either copy the text by hand into the address bar, or change the & that appears in about the middle of the link to just an & and they magically start to work again.
Sitting Bull Lakota Ministry of War Amarr Empire 1	Posted - 2013.11.16 05:11:00 - [832] - Quote Jythier Smith wrote: You're all a bunch of jerks. I just wanted to be a carebear. Nope. Can't just be a carebear anymore. But do I become a pirate, or do I hunt pirates? Edit: That is to say, your stories are amazing and I want in. I too once beared with care in the safe, warm systems of the CONCORD patrolled halls of high sec. After gorging myself upon the loyalty points and loots of the many hundreds of rats the good people of the Imperial Navy's Security Division would contract me to kill for them, I looked over my eve history and found my experience to be somewhat droning and lackluster. Then I found this thread. Page after page of dead isk, irate carebears, and most delicious tears. I had never encountered a ninja looter or salvager before, so I didn't exactly know how to start. Looking over my skillsheet, I quickly deduced that without strong gun or missile skills, my options were limited. But what I lacked in guns and speed, I made up for with armor, ewar, a strong capacitor, and drones. Fortuitously there are a number of ships for amarr pilots like myself who do not subscribe to the empire's love of flashy lights. The arbitrator has always been a lovely ship for bringing slow and painful death to its enemies. By complete happenstance, the Armageddon was transformed from laser-extraordinaire to perhaps the single most effective cap warfare platform in this lovely universe, as if CCP set out to make a ship specifically for me. Since I first happened upon this thread approximately 2 weeks ago, I have become personally responsible for the deaths of a Maelstrom (arbi), a Raven (Geddon), and a Navy Domi (Geddon). And one Pilgrim kill that resulted in the loss of my arbitrator in a spectacular battle in Seil featuring the combined efforts of the Pilgrim, a Navy Omen, 2 Procurers, with special guest CONCORD where I attempted to achieve one of the holy grails of High sec piracy: a non-gank Orca kill.
gaijiin pok Nox Noctis Industrius Novus Dominatum 23	Posted - 2013.11.17 20:07:00 - [833] - Quote This tale is a few summers old but its the best I have TLDR; hisec hijinks one evening I log into eve to help our industrialist procure the minerals for the couple of Amarr recons he is making me *(yes...was gonna mine) and I was not looking foreward to it at all, once on audio our resident sociopath yeliowman starts yelling "Gaij... bring me some EM drones!! - my response was check the market... NO I need you to bring them and abandon them where I can scoop them, I have a raven tackled and I cant break him with the berserkers - he names the system and I get an o-crap moment....dude that's 11 jumps just let him go - then quickly realize as the lightbulb flashed.... this will get me outta mining.... on my way I say - as I am jumping into my Ishtar. 11 jumps later as I drop out of warp to Yeliowman's location I see I have no shooting rights on the raven, and he is now 50km from the station and slowly making headway, but there is an interceptor buzzing around flashy red, he flies away when I target him - realizing that catching him by surprise will be the easiest way to take him then quickly checking the market I see passive targeters for sale in this station we are nearing - I send the drones to attack yeliowman then abandon them and he scoops them and does the same with his berserks to me, then dock up and fit the targeter. back outside the station the interceptor pilot is complaining in local that he is always flashy red and nobody ever takes a shot at him, unbeknownst to him he is already locked when he said this I had the most evil of grins I wait till he is buzzing around me at about 3km range popping out the warriors and scram, web, guns .....BOOM he dies immediately in a bright flash of light everyone watching the fights started asking wtf happened man, you die? the victim kept asking wtf just happened!!? as he died so quick there wasn't any time to do anything. the tackled raven finally made it to station as we failed in our bumping attempts - although it did take him quite a while. The interceptor pilot is chatting with us and is quite amicable about his loss and decides to undock his own raven and take both ishtars on, he dies quite quickly then docks up again. no rage, just friendly chatting he mentions he would like to 1v1 one of us in his Cerberus but its two jumps away, we tell him to jump into a shuttle and go get it so he does. he 1v1's yeliowman and its not even close, the Ishtar shreds the cerb - I just sit there and watch the show, after that fight we are still chatting very friendly like and he is thanking us for the fun and mentions he would like to do it again but he is out of ships and has to go mine to replace them, so we each send him 100mil to help. in local he thanks us profusely and local explodes with "you sent him isk after killing him?? holy crap you guys are the nicest pirates ever!!!.... I get three private convo's at about the same time so I have to do some juggling, all three want to know why we gave him isk, one also wanted to know why our corp bio says we are not pirates if we fly around doing what we do, I explain we are out for fights but not interested in ruining someone elses play time and if we have fun its worth a bit of isk to our opponent. all three pm's were from different alliances and all three invited us to join them even the two that were NRDS
Savnire Jacitu FRONTLiNE GRP. 204	Posted - 2013.11.20 18:44:00 - [834] - Quote So there I was sitting in Amarr minding my own damn business, it had been a slow day thus far, and I was just screwing around fitting random ** together like I often do. "Alright, I should head out into the space scape soon," I say to myself as I duct tape a 15 meter dildo onto a harby for later. I take my pick of ships to fly and undock. WT? In Amarr? What the IS THIS?!?!? People are station camping me, you sly birds, I redock as a fit frig I was *** with was about to be nuked by a pilgrim, 2 drakes, and a stabber or something like that. Give a call to my buds a system over to come on in and help me jam a foot in these guys asses. Moments later I undock in my neutaggedon and start on with the pilgrim, friends show up in a fleet stabber and a Myrm. Neut apply drone/dps and pilgrim goes down. However, ECM drones are *** with me and I lose my scram on the drake and stabber, and once they see that the pilgrim is about to burn THEY *** BAIL ON HIM, they just leave him to die. BTW this was their ceo. Oh and take a sec and look at the pilgrim fit...now...I'm no expert but.....no.... So now a day or so later we are actively hunting another group, and they are playing hard to get, until they decide to start hunting us. I actually enjoy being on the other end sometimes. Kind of makes the game a little more intense. Yay right? But the fools don't notice that I have my super sparkly party pants supreme on, and they just are not ready for that. I see one of them in a proteus and another in a algos. Fair enough I think, we shall clash our proteus, motorcycle vs. stubby ! (shape of mine vs his). this is plenty fair, as he has back up, as do I, and a good proteus player can throat a fleet. I'm a little cautious at first but something sets me right, the proteus cloaks off gate. Ok a covert prot, that is fine, but then I see him uncloak to warp away....what? I follow all cloaky cause you know...covert...Watch him do the same thing at another gate. He is just going from gate to gate doing this. So I sit on the gate that he should come to next, waiting for him to come on in, the algos at this point was in the other system, probs waiting for me and my friend. Sure enough prot warps in and fires on me, I'M FUCKIN READY BRO wait what is this dps? It's like 4. uhhhhhh. Stabber warps in and the prot changes targets, but the stabber is out of his range....so I'm not sure what the he is doing here. Algos comes in and insta melts too at some point in all this. I could have cared less I just wanted this prot to go down so I was a little distracted. It goes into armour and.....slowly starts repping? What the ? Why? WHY?!?!? In the end my proteus is betterererest cause he too melts Again. Please look at that . AND JUST WONDER. Oh and he must of been so shocked that his ultimate fitted proteus went down that we ate his pod too And now I'm off again to be an overall **** player and fail/notfail at some pvp/ <corrupt>
Praxis Ginimic Vessels of the Line Bask of Fail 554	Posted - 2013.11.20 20:03:00 - [835] - Quote Is that the people fit in high sec? Damn I need to fix my sec rating
Tul Breetai Impromptu Asset Requisition Insurance Fraud. 353	Posted - 2013.11.23 09:59:00 - [836] - Quote YARR Ironically, it was our overwhelming win that drove him to name calling. There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Katherine Raven ALTA Industries Intergalactic Conservation Movement 30	Posted - 2013.11.25 18:06:00 - [837] - Quote Savnire Jacitu wrote: What the ****? Why? WHY?!?!? Why indeed. That fit is so bad it hurts. Think he figured out he had the wrong cloak on? Or think he just didn't realize that he shouldn't have to decloak to warp? lol
Savnire Jacitu FRONTLiNE GRP. 212	Posted - 2013.12.02 01:33:00 - [838] - Quote Welp, I have some pretty good stories and the week isn't even over, and I will definitely have some good ones by the weeks end. So after a week of ISK making involving the three M's (mining missions and market) we were glad to get back out there and dec some corps for lulz infested pvp. So it kicks off with the usual WHY YOU DECC?!?!?!?! And YOU BETTER WATCH IT I HAVE A WHOLE SACK OF BASELESS THREATS!!!!! 24 hours later ** kicks off pretty fast, in fact I wasn't even trying to get the guy, he just happened to be moving something in a bestower, well I stopped him Nothing much but afterwords he contacts me with a nice Hello, please don't do that again. I don't mind that really. Change of pace from the normal YOU YOU BIRD But then this quickly off set when my mailbox lights up....yay? Hi... From: Raven Madder To: Savnire Jacitu INBOXRemove Label Lookin' for me? Come get me... looks to me like you guys are a bunch of pussies... please, do come play... We were looking for you? Uhhhhh.....No. no we weren't, but thanks for telling me that you exist, eve-tools missed you so cool I guess. I send back a simple response "Gladly" Quickly I get back Re: Re: Hi... From: Raven Madder To: Savnire Jacitu INBOXRemove Label I'm waitin', bub... got some new toys to try out on ya... OH WHAT COULD THAT MEAN?!?!? My heart leaps into my throat have I pissed off the wrong people? Have I gone to far? What mastery fitting could he be about to bring against my legion? What tool of destruction will rock my world? WHAT COULD THIS TOY OF HIS BE?!?!??!!?!??!1 Uhhhhh...... That...doesn't seem....right. Oh and he took the time to say some in local about me having a friend there to watch what happened and how I was a huge ** bird and a terrible player (he was right but still). Well that cost him. He then sent me some more GRRRRRRR mail about us being a something something something.....as my friend would say phased out Then as we are leaving, something interesting happens. War target on gate? From one of the other un-related corps? Cool. He saying something in local about want to check my DPS and that there was no way I would be able to kill him Then after he dies he goes on to say "Thanks for the info and our DPS sucks." Sometimes you can't win with these guys. Probs going to have some more stories after operation **** Yo Couch happens later, or maybe I'll post my lose mails from that soon to <corrupt>
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 56	Posted - 2013.12.09 18:25:00 - [839] - Quote Eon Raptor wrote: I'm new to ninja salvaging but if I keep getting hits like this I'm sure I'll be at it for awhile. I pinpointed a Raven running a mission. Sure, I'll take on a raven. As I warp to the spot I also pick up a rupture on D-scan. Hey, two for the price of one, why not. I landed in their room about 30k from the raven and 10k from the rupture. There were about 5 npc BS's pounding on the raven already. I approach nearest wreck and start looting. Almost immediately the rupture fires at me. I didn't really care about the rupture, I wanted that raven so I change my path to approach the raven. Sure enough, he fires about 30 sec later. Point, web and drones go on rupture. He melts in seconds. All attention goes to raven. I barely had time to even type a ransom, let alone time for him to pay. Down goes both ships. Tears immediately follow. Raven > you're a cocks**r Eon, you know that? Eon Raptor > you attacked me first Eon Raptor > I was just collecting space trash Raven > flippinh my wrecks and cans makes you a cocksr Eon Raptor > that was my salvaging mission. I was giving the BM by my agent Raven > popping my BS makes you a ****** Raven > what? bullshit Eon Raptor > I thought it was odd too. Raven > yeah, odd my ass Eon Raptor > its not my fault CCP added new mission types Raven > mate stop talking ** Eon Raptor > but I was surprised when I started getting shot at Raven > I don't knw how you scanned down my mission, Raven > but you did Eon Raptor > I told you already, my agent gave me that book mark Raven > thought that was not possible anymore Raven > ok I'll play - what agent? Eon Raptor > random agent from station i'm at Eon Raptor > she said there were wrecks spread around a room that needed to be redistributed Raven > you are hilarious Eon Raptor > hey, I don't write the missions. I just run them Raven > dude, you asked for a ransom, sorry for not believiing your crap Eon Raptor > That's cause you fired on me, causing me to fail my mission Raven > you're getting boring, just **** off Pilot in local > NOW NOW CHILDREN PLAY NICLY :) Eon Raptor > ahhhh, mommy. But she hit me first. Pilot in local > lols Rupture > just checked you're corp, Ninja hits one of your specialities... Eon Raptor > WHAT!!!! They didn't tell me that. Those liers. They said they are a missioning corp. Raven > lol, you really are a funny man Eon Raptor > fyi, you're not gettign much benefit out of that second shield boost amp. Also, drop the armor rep for another BCU and upgrade to an x-large booster Eon Raptor > if you're worried about permi running your tank, you'll need CC rigs Rupture > ha, it was fine for running missions, wasn't expecting PvP Eon Raptor > dont do an omni fit for missions, change your hardeners for rat specific. Eon Raptor > "fine" which is why you had a friend Eon Raptor > who...btw....should be rigging his rupture if he's using t2 everythign else Eon Raptor > and how you gonna get into AC range with a web and scram if you dont have a wmd? Raven > worked on you Eon Raptor > really Eon Raptor > thats why you both lost ships Eon Raptor > and I lost.....oh....nothing Eon Raptor > how'd that work again? Raven > you tell me Eon Raptor > [17:47:34] Eon Raptor > thats why you both lost ships Eon Raptor > ^told you Raven > like I say, wasn't expecting PvP Eon Raptor > your rupture buddy must have. you dont fit a scram on a PvE fit Eon Raptor > so maybe he should have told you he was expectivng PvP you should be too Eon Raptor > ok, forget being pissed for a sec. take the tips I gave you seriously, they will actually help you make more Eon Raptor > you'll make that 120 back in a few missions Raven > not with you around Eon Raptor > sigh Eon Raptor > i'll make it easier Eon Raptor > 1) don't shoot at ninjas Eon Raptor > 2) if you do shoot at ninjas, prepare to lose ship Raven > Don't worry I'll be ready next time Another pilot in local > 3) Have pvp ship ready .. dock up and get into pvp ship .. return to mission and shoot ninja Eon Raptor > 4) hope ninja didn't already plan for that Another pilot in local > 5) have corp mates ready to give ninja a bad day Eon Raptor > sure, that'd be fun Raven > you're running out of single digits, does this go on much longer? Raven > don't believe it you were still sitting in the mission area? waiting? what is your problem? Eon Raptor > I still had my mission to complete Raven > who for, don't give me the agent crap agan? Eon Raptor > listen, if you can't trust a P I R A T E who can you trust Raven > deep Golden!! +1
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance 56	Posted - 2013.12.09 18:44:00 - [840] - Quote Naburi NasNaburi wrote: This was a first timer for me and we still laugh about it. We have 2 alts in our corp who mine Ice while we do "the more important" stuff. I guess someone had an eye on those alts and figured they are mining semi AFK. This someone with his 6 man corp war decs us and we were more than happy about it Fast forward 2 days this 6 man corp is now a 2 man corp and then a 1 man corp just before downtime. I checked battleclinic to see where he might be hunting and jumped to that system right after server-up. There he was, at the gate.... but why was he just a pilot with bad standing? I thought we were at war ? I checked his profile and there was the answer: he had disbanded his corp and was back in an NPC corp...... I convoed him to find out what happend snickers To sum it down: We thought you guys were miners / carebears. And when my corp mates found out that you are not, they left the corp. I was all alone in the end and I knew I cant win that war. Btw.. can I join your corp and learn some pvp ? Seems like we killed a corp without firing a single bullet. Did you recruit him?

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