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deadtear
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:46:00 -
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(3:59:50 PM) Woobins: http://www.lol2u.com/games/src/119360565143.jpg (deadtear note : ) (4:00:01 PM) samhandwich: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (4:00:03 PM) samhandwich: WTF (4:00:10 PM) Woobins: oh nws (4:00:11 PM) nicnivin: hey woobins (4:00:11 PM) deadtear: woobins you gotta stuff here (4:00:12 PM) nicnivin: you ******* (4:00:13 PM) samhandwich: no not that (4:00:16 PM) nicnivin: ******* hell (4:00:21 PM) StofferNinjapirate: wtc (4:00:25 PM) samhandwich: StofferNinjapirate: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww (4:00:25 PM) Woobins: sorry I guess I wasn't thinking with portals (4:00:27 PM) grayton/laptop: hahaha (4:00:49 PM) grayton/laptop: that really is thinking with portals (4:02:13 PM) SesfanQuLah: tell me you wouldn't suck your own **** with portals (4:02:15 PM) SesfanQuLah: just tell me (4:02:20 PM) deadtear: i wouldnt (4:02:26 PM) Woobins: liar (4:02:28 PM) SesfanQuLah: liar (4:02:32 PM) deadtear: no really (4:02:48 PM) Woobins: look its not *** to beat off with your own hand (4:03:07 PM) Woobins: so... (4:03:37 PM) samhandwich: So its not *** to shoot a load into your own mouth? (4:03:43 PM) StofferNinjapirate: yes, yes it is (4:03:48 PM) SesfanQuLah: well you don't HAVE to swallow (4:04:02 PM) samhandwich: the load would be shot regardless (4:04:08 PM) grayton/laptop: you don't even have to shoot off in your own mouth duh (4:04:29 PM) nicnivin: would you feel more awkward walking in on someone beating off, or sucking their own **** with portals? (4:04:39 PM) nicnivin: oh hell, even without portals (4:05:01 PM) Woobins: I think the portals would make it less awkward (4:05:21 PM) SesfanQuLah: I'd think oh hey portals **** naked dude (4:05:22 PM) grayton/laptop: if by awkward you mean arousing (4:05:26 PM) grayton/laptop: then very awkward (4:08:34 PM) BobVII: what if it's a chick (4:08:39 PM) samhandwich: you can have a one person man train (4:12:22 PM) samhandwich: im gonna go with if the balls touch your face it makes you *** (4:12:52 PM) samhandwich: just spinning off the ol balls touching rule (4:13:24 PM) Woobins: what they're your own balls though (4:13:27 PM) SesfanQuLah: I'm looking through this gallery, the bartender chicks at fanfest are ******* hot (4:13:32 PM) Woobins: look I'm touching my balls right now that's not *** (4:13:33 PM) samhandwich: well no that doesn't make sense (4:13:41 PM) samhandwich: but if they were on your chin? (4:13:49 PM) Woobins: I see your point but no, not *** (4:13:52 PM) samhandwich: c (4:14:00 PM) samhandwich: well (4:14:14 PM) samhandwich: that brings it to can you do anything to yourself and be considered *** (4:14:15 PM) Woobins: well, it's a pretty *** thing to do but it doesn't make you *** (4:14:53 PM) samhandwich: gonna be so bold and say no nothing you could do (4:14:56 PM) Woobins: swallowing your own semen would debatably make you *** (4:14:57 PM) SesfanQuLah: does putting a ***** up your ass to stimulate your prostrate make you *** (4:15:17 PM) Woobins: again, it's a pretty *** thing to do but unless its another dude ramming that thing up your ass then no, it doesn't make you *** (4:15:22 PM) deadtear: ... (4:15:24 PM) samhandwich: but how is swallowing it different from your body naturally removing it from your balls (4:15:30 PM) deadtear: this has gone far far beyond normal levels (4:15:34 PM) SesfanQuLah: see I agree with woobins here (4:15:39 PM) SesfanQuLah: there's nothing *** you can do to YOURSELF (4:15:54 PM) Woobins: swallowing your semen I could go either way on that one (4:16:02 PM) tetsujin [[email protected]/Home] entered the room. (4:16:10 PM) SesfanQuLah: that one is the iffy one (4:16:23 PM) SesfanQuLah: but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say still not *** as long as its your own (4:16:27 PM) samhandwich: what about giving yourself facials (4:16:46 PM) deadtear: you know i'm leaking all this right (4:16:48 PM) Woobins: pretty *** thing to do but yeah, I guess unless it's another dude then it's technically not ***
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deadtear
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:47:00 -
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(4:16:52 PM) SesfanQuLah: not *** dude, it's your own semen (4:16:53 PM) samhandwich: maybe you just like*****on your face (4:16:58 PM) samhandwich: why does that mean your ***t (4:17:06 PM) Woobins: yeah seriously (4:17:07 PM) SesfanQuLah: exactly (4:17:16 PM) deadtear: ok as long as you guys are cool with it (4:17:27 PM) SesfanQuLah: I didn't say I'd DO it just that it's not *** (4:17:38 PM) SesfanQuLah: it'd definitely be pretty narcissistic (4:18:17 PM) tetsujin: every now and then sesfan tastes his semen to get a generalized idea of the healthiness of his body (4:18:26 PM) tetsujin: if it tastes like cookies then he's a-okay (4:18:43 PM) SesfanQuLah: I have never tasted semen mine or someone else's (4:18:50 PM) samhandwich: liar (4:18:55 PM) tetsujin: why not (4:18:59 PM) SesfanQuLah: nope its true (4:18:59 PM) Woobins: ... (4:19:02 PM) samhandwich: that's like saying I've never tasted beef (4:19:10 PM) Woobins: ... (4:19:10 PM) tetsujin: hahaha (4:19:14 PM) deadtear: ahahahahahahah (4:20:33 PM) SesfanQuLah: I don't want to come out as *** (lol pun) (4:20:54 PM) samhandwich: so laying feet in the air in a bath tub while touching yourself with the sole purpose of ejaculating onto your own face would not make you *** (4:21:12 PM) SesfanQuLah: if you were doing it while fantasizing about another man (4:21:13 PM) SesfanQuLah: you'd be *** (4:21:24 PM) samhandwich: pfffff no way (4:21:33 PM) samhandwich: who are you thinking about as you pack your own **** (4:22:09 PM) samhandwich: "oh yeah take your own***** in your ass *****" (4:22:12 PM) Virtuoso[work]: what the **** conversation did I just walk into (4:22:23 PM) SesfanQuLah: then you'd be *** (4:22:24 PM) deadtear: dont worry it's going in gbs so you can read it (4:22:35 PM) SesfanQuLah: but if you were just doing it because you liked it then you wouldn't be *** (4:22:56 PM) Virtuoso[work]: put me down for the never tastdd semen group (4:23:06 PM) tetsujin: that'd be the prude group (4:23:09 PM) Woobins: ... (4:23:17 PM) samhandwich: hmmmmmm (4:23:20 PM) SesfanQuLah: tets you have some unique theories on human sexuality tell us more (4:23:37 PM) tetsujin: nothing wrong with wondering what your own body fluids taste like (4:23:43 PM) nicnivin: pretty sure that ******* your own ass is *** (4:23:45 PM) samhandwich: tetsujin: have you ever snowballed (4:23:54 PM) Woobins: nicnivin don't be so sure (4:24:04 PM) samhandwich: this is important (4:24:21 PM) nicnivin: It has both sides, the receiving and giving. that's gotta be *** (4:24:29 PM) nicnivin: in the end, you are getting ****** by a dude (4:24:33 PM) nicnivin: heheh in the end (4:24:35 PM) Woobins: but its you (4:24:36 PM) samhandwich: HAHAHAHAH (4:24:46 PM) SesfanQuLah: look lets face it the male prostrate IS one of the pleasure centres (4:24:47 PM) tetsujin: nope (4:24:51 PM) SesfanQuLah: not everyone wants to take advantage of it (4:24:54 PM) Woobins: so with that logic then beating off would make you *** since it's like giving a guy a handjob (4:24:59 PM) tetsujin: i haven't found myself in the position to taste anyone elses semen (4:25:00 PM) SesfanQuLah: but calling somebody who does *** isn't right or correct (4:25:18 PM) samhandwich: it doesn't have to be someone elses tets (4:25:23 PM) SesfanQuLah: *** is a state of mind not an action (4:25:36 PM) samhandwich: your *** (4:25:42 PM) SesfanQuLah: if you stimulate your prostrate while fantasizing about another man then you are ***, if you just do it because it feels good you're not *** (4:25:50 PM) BobVII: what if another man stimulates your prostate (4:25:56 PM) samhandwich: your *** (4:26:01 PM) SesfanQuLah: you'd probably be *** (4:26:02 PM) tetsujin: not *** if its in a doctors office (4:26:02 PM) nicnivin: yes but couldn't that just be with a finger?
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Nadarius Chrome
Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:47:00 -
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Edited by: Nadarius Chrome on 06/11/2007 21:48:38 Easily claims first post in a goon thread.
EDIT: Don't open the pic link at work, oh and combo breaker bonus! |

deadtear
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:47:00 -
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(4:26:04 PM) samhandwich: what if he used a condom (4:26:04 PM) BobVII: poor tets (4:26:06 PM) nicnivin: so like taking a **** up the ass (4:26:08 PM) nicnivin: that's *** (4:26:11 PM) samhandwich: tech the ***** and butthole never touch (4:26:15 PM) tetsujin: poor me? (4:26:18 PM) parid: someone could be prostate raping you (4:26:25 PM) BobVII: no i'm pretty sure sexual contact between people of the same gender is *** by definition (4:26:43 PM) parid: well, it would be ***, but it wouldn't be you being *** (4:26:44 PM) SesfanQuLah: maybe it would be ironically *** (4:26:46 PM) BobVII: so it would be straight if a woman stimulated your prostate (4:26:49 PM) parid: it would be something *** happening to you (4:26:59 PM) samhandwich: what about if she used a big black strap on? (4:27:09 PM) SesfanQuLah: strap ons are not *** (4:27:12 PM) nicnivin: yeah but it would be your **** (4:27:13 PM) parid: thats gray area (4:27:15 PM) samhandwich: it looks like a big **** (4:27:18 PM) parid: I think a *** argument could be made (4:27:28 PM) samhandwich: and your taking a **** in the ass (4:27:36 PM) SesfanQuLah: that's because a **** is just the natural shape that the implement most suitable to stimulating your prostrate takes (4:27:37 PM) parid: what if it dosen't look like a ****? (4:27:44 PM) parid: what if its an internet spaceship or something (4:27:45 PM) nicnivin: ******* your own ass with your own **** is *** (4:27:56 PM) SesfanQuLah: no it's NOT *** have you been ignoring everything we said (4:28:07 PM) parid: what if you could lick your self nicnivin would that be ***? (4:28:13 PM) Woobins: seriously are you just trying to troll us here nicnivin? (4:28:23 PM) nicnivin: no i'm not trying to troll you (4:28:46 PM) tetsujin: sucking your own tit isnt *** (4:28:52 PM) SesfanQuLah: exactly (4:28:57 PM) samhandwich: then a girl that touches her own g spot is *** (4:28:59 PM) SesfanQuLah: you could sick your tit and you'd be totally straight (4:29:04 PM) grayton/laptop: oh man I went afk for a bit and what did I come back to (4:29:10 PM) deadtear: gray shhh let it continue (4:29:12 PM) nicnivin: dammit. I am torn now (4:29:16 PM) deadtear: read my gbs thread if you need info (4:29:26 PM) nicnivin: because that doesn't seem ***, but ******* your own ass with your own **** does (4:29:28 PM) tetsujin: nicnivin just stop thinking and give those ******* a suck (4:29:45 PM) nicnivin: at work (4:29:52 PM) tetsujin: thats the best place for it! (4:29:52 PM) SesfanQuLah: ******* your own ass with your own **** wouldn't be *** unless you were fantasizing about men while doing it have you learned nothing
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:48:00 -
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This is from our actual leadership chat 
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Teneritas
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:49:00 -
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Edited by: Teneritas on 06/11/2007 21:49:08 2nd post claimed in portal selfsex thread
or 3rd, f you
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Tetsujin
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:49:00 -
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HEY THAT IS PRIVATE STUFF MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
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nicnivin
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:51:00 -
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I feel a little violated now 
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Parid
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:51:00 -
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deadtear, I'm having you fired. That was private.                     
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OldPueblo
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:52:00 -
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I'm getting the impression "leak" has two conotations.
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Stradiot
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:52:00 -
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Edited by: Stradiot on 06/11/2007 21:52:28 this is the best thread in all of eve-o
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Maitsu
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:53:00 -
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I FOUND A SPY
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Dafuzz
Gallente Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:54:00 -
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Originally by: Stoffer Ninjapirate This is from our actual leadership chat 
Ain't that a hoot.
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-If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.. |

Sapha
Solar Wind STELLAR LEGION
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:54:00 -
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Edited by: Sapha on 06/11/2007 21:55:09 AHHH MEH EYES - THEMS BURN!
too much posty posty...I got through the first 2 lines then got distracted - it looks like our conversations...OHH COOKIES! /me wonders off
**edit meh can't spells**
Oh God it burns!
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Dafuzz
Gallente Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:57:00 -
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Originally by: Stradiot this is the best thread in all of eve-o
it is now that I have posted.
Oh, and tl;dr
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-If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.. |

Puncher
hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.11.06 21:59:00 -
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Quote:
(4:27:37 PM) parid: what if it dosen't look like a ****? (4:27:44 PM) parid: what if its an internet spaceship or something
This wins many internets!
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hirr Morsus Mihi |

Bashiri
Point-Zero SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:00:00 -
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You goons and your posts. Use CAOD for something interesting already.
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Faichan Kangri
We Know Derek Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:05:00 -
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:cripes:
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xRazoRx
The xDEATHx Squadron Legion of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:05:00 -
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Originally by: Bashiri You goons and your posts. Use CAOD for something interesting already.
This is pretty intertesting actually.
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Tetsujin
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:05:00 -
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Edited by: Tetsujin on 06/11/2007 22:05:07
Originally by: Bashiri You goons and your posts. Use CAOD for something interesting already.
Like announcing that we're going to destroy you?
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Easy Kill
Minmatar Rens 911
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:08:00 -
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Originally by: Bashiri You goons and your posts. Use CAOD for something interesting already.
I find this thread far more interesting than one where Alliance X claims they are going to wipe Alliance Y off the map and then 30 posts by members of Alliance A posting "First post" and "QFT".
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Kalica Kahn
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:09:00 -
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Originally by: Bashiri You goons and your posts. Use CAOD for something interesting already.
Why? No one else does...
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Mr Broker
Amarr Station Gremlings
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:10:00 -
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calm down
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Louis Lane
Minmatar Imperium Holding corp
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:15:00 -
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Originally by: Dafuzz
Originally by: Stoffer Ninjapirate This is from our actual leadership chat 
Ain't that a hoot.
not as big a hoot as your leaked directors chat logs from the past 
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Dafuzz
Gallente Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:16:00 -
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Originally by: Louis Lane
Originally by: Dafuzz
Originally by: Stoffer Ninjapirate This is from our actual leadership chat 
Ain't that a hoot.
not as big a hoot as your leaked directors chat logs from the past 
I know, I am a hoot too
Thread now needs owls.
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-If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.. |

Bran Stormer
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:18:00 -
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this thread is pretty ***.
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Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:18:00 -
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Rule #34 on portal made me lol.
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Celot
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:24:00 -
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Originally by: Dafuzz
Originally by: Stradiot this is the best thread in all of eve-o
it is now that I have posted.
Oh, and tl;dr
I will sponsor you into goonfleet if you want.
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Dafuzz
Gallente Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:30:00 -
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Originally by: Celot
Originally by: Dafuzz
Originally by: Stradiot this is the best thread in all of eve-o
it is now that I have posted.
Oh, and tl;dr
I will sponsor you into goonfleet if you want.
you and 464876984764 people --
-If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.. |

Celot
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.06 22:33:00 -
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vOv not tryin' to start a competition, but I will sponsor you in if you want, for the low low price of 80m isk/main + 20m per alt
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