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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.11.15 08:07:00 -
[31]
 Originally by: Archbishop
The only way one of you terrorist "observers" will arrive is in the back of a Bestower in chains on your way to the pens!
Archbishop
Ah, and the veil falls away, and Amarrian righteousness gives way to a torrent of racial hatred.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.11.15 08:08:00 -
[32]
Oh, by the way, Lord Murkon, you do realise that you've spelt "lesser" wrong in your signature, don't you? Kind of an embarassing mistake for a so-called "higher being" to make, don't you think?
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Evanda Char
Minmatar
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:26:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Ikar Kaltin
I'm sure that Miss Char wishes to attend so that she might put herself forward to be an initiate. I believe she should be allowed to attend, provided she present herself in accessories due to her kind....I even have a spare set of chains if she has misplaced hers somewhere.
Is this the gold bikini thing again?
-Eva-
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:19:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Oh, by the way, Lord Murkon, you do realise that you've spelt "lesser" wrong in your signature, don't you? Kind of an embarassing mistake for a so-called "higher being" to make, don't you think?
Less of an embarrassing mistake than the one you made earlier this morning, dog.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Ikar Kaltin
Amarr
Imperial Dreams
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:21:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Evanda Char
Is this the gold bikini thing again?
Hmmm, well it would take a little routing around but I could probably come up with something...though Id have thought youd be a little cold. I was thinking more traditional, but since its you I'll see what I can find.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.11.15 13:13:00 -
[36]
Blake, Archbishop was given fair warning of what would happen if he ignored my warning not to enter Federation space. There is no mistake here - just consequences.
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Pyramidhead1337
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Posted - 2007.11.16 04:10:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Lord Murkon
I am pleased to announce the upcoming grand opening of the SPCS Port Sanctuary station in Amarr sovereign space. Port Sanctuary will service the new Gallente Initiates program as well as providing screening facilities and storage of Minmatar livestock.
Something is wrong here. This is a violation of everything I stand for! I demand it is shut down, less I be forced to attend!
A society for the prevention of cruelty to slaves? This is an outrage! I am a progressive and open-minded misanthropist, but I can only tolerate so much. There are two things in this universe that I despise; hypocrisy, bad numeracy, and the idea of livestock being compared to minmatar, and the likes of you, who dare to consider such things to be so, when they so clearly are not.
What did livestock do to you, oh righteous, honourable amarr? How can you insult them so?
And to think - Minmatar being provided with their *own* storage facility? This is madness! Livestock should be stored separately from Minmatar, and Amarr should be stored alongside the Gallente, and the brainwashing drugs should be given to the slaves instead of the Gallente, who should have a private storage facility for them.
Why are the slaves to be stored in any rate? They should be serving the Livestock dignitaries as the discuss poetry. I will not attend unless all livestock are issued with golden bikinis, and the Minmatar dignitaries are served with drugged Gallente, by Amarr slaves, for all are slaves to the Caldarii, even the Caldarii themselves, for they are nothing more than Minmatar with chains for their livestock instead of drugs. The Gallente should not be eaten, however; for they are not minmatar, and are worthy of more than this. They should instead be served minmatar, and then a golden bikini should be carted off in chains because it is a terrorist! And terrorism will not be tolerated, unless it is perpetrated by drugs, or by those truly in touch with the King of Space. For I am that, and I am she, for she is he and I am no one but you, born in light instead of perpetual darkness! Behold! For I accept your invitation, and shall fly into the darkest of stars lest it cease to shine brightly again! Haha! And they said I needed to *study* to make pharmaceuticals! Hahahaha!
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Pyramidhead1337
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Posted - 2007.11.16 04:11:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Lord Murkon
I am pleased to announce the upcoming grand opening of the SPCS Port Sanctuary station in Amarr sovereign space. Port Sanctuary will service the new Gallente Initiates program as well as providing screening facilities and storage of Minmatar livestock.
Something is wrong here. This is a violation of everything I stand for! I demand it is shut down, less I be forced to attend!
A society for the prevention of cruelty to slaves? This is an outrage! I am a progressive and open-minded misanthropist, but I can only tolerate so much. There are two things in this universe that I despise; hypocrisy, bad numeracy, and the idea of livestock being compared to minmatar, and the likes of you, who dare to consider such things to be so, when they so clearly are not.
What did livestock do to you, oh righteous, honourable amarr? How can you insult them so?
And to think - Minmatar being provided with their *own* storage facility? This is madness! Livestock should be stored separately from Minmatar, and Amarr should be stored alongside the Gallente, and the brainwashing drugs should be given to the slaves instead of the Gallente, who should have a private storage facility for them.
Why are the slaves to be stored in any rate? They should be serving the Livestock dignitaries as the discuss poetry. I will not attend unless all livestock are issued with golden bikinis, and the Minmatar dignitaries are served with drugged Gallente, by Amarr slaves, for all are slaves to the Caldarii, even the Caldarii themselves, for they are nothing more than Minmatar with chains for their livestock instead of drugs. The Gallente should not be eaten, however; for they are not minmatar, and are worthy of more than this. They should instead be served minmatar, and then a golden bikini should be carted off in chains because it is a terrorist! And terrorism will not be tolerated, unless it is perpetrated by drugs, or by those truly in touch with the King of Space. For I am that, and I am she, for she is he and I am no one but you, born in light instead of perpetual darkness! Behold! For I accept your invitation, and shall fly into the darkest of stars lest it cease to shine brightly again! Haha! And they said I needed to *study* to make pharmaceuticals! Hahahaha!
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Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 12:37:00 -
[39]
I'm pleased to announce the slave pens are installed at Port Sanctuary for the Minmatar livestock and there is plenty of room for Evanda to "tour" the facility. I'm sure we could accomodate her.
Archbishop
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.11.17 01:52:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Archbishop
I'm pleased to announce the slave pens are installed at Port Sanctuary for the Minmatar livestock and there is plenty of room for Evanda to "tour" the facility. I'm sure we could accomodate her.
Archbishop
Ah, the wishful thinking of senile old men is so sad to watch. But it's good to know your enemy - if you fly ships like you talk this entire war's going to be a pushover.
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Lord Murkon
Amarr
SPCS
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Posted - 2007.11.18 13:26:00 -
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Archbishop has asked me to inform you the grand opening ceremony is being moved to 18:00 evetime today from 16:00 due to unforseen circumstances of a family nature (RL). He still invites all who wish to attend the grand opening to arrive in Amarr at 17:30 hours for the trip to the new Port Sanctuary station for a brief ceremony. Free cases of Spiced Wine from the Bishopwine Vineyards will be distributed to all guests.
Lord Murkon
SPCS CEO
SPCS - Serving the pathetic Minmatar and lessor races by the grace of God
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Booken Blue
Ixion Defence Systems
The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2007.11.18 13:47:00 -
[42]
Am I the only Gallente to see the SPCS as a step toward improvement from the Amarr?
While I cannot condone slavery, surely the fact that they are given proper treatment means something.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.11.18 15:44:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Booken Blue
Am I the only Gallente to see the SPCS as a step toward improvement from the Amarr?
While I cannot condone slavery, surely the fact that they are given proper treatment means something.
It's a distraction, a false promise. All it is is the Amarrians saying "look, we've finally worked out those moral codes that all of you other states blab about are working - of course, we won't actually follow them, but we'll try to look like we are, how's that for you?". Nothing's really changed - the Amarr still want to put every human that's not pureblood Amarrian under the yoke of their slavery, the Reclaiming is still on the cards, and people are still serving forced labour against their will, even if their living conditions have slightly improved.
Slavery is like getting kicked in the balls. Oh, sure, with the SPCS, it's a slightly gentler kick in the balls, but at the end of the day you're still walking funny afterwards.
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Becq Starforged
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.11.18 20:24:00 -
[44]
Quote:
***Audio fragment recovered from the flight recording systems aboard the Ushra'Khan vessel SPCSPCS Rescue One***
<voice identification tags alternate between Captain Becq Starforged (status: pod recovered) and First Mate Pitre Dresj (status: deceased)>
"...tus on the enemy fl ... t, please?"
"Sir, scouts report that forty s ... eft the Amarr system. Combined CVA and PIE fleet, led by the Archbishop in an Abaddon have jumped to Sarum Prime."
"Have our fleet num ... reased?"
"No, sir. Still less than one full stre ... squad."
<pause>
"Very well. Send word to the fleet. All non-critical personnel to evacuate all ships immediately. Those that stay ... <pause> those who stay will feast with their heroic ancestors tonight. We won't win this fight, but our cause is just -- we w ... the galaxy that the Matari spirit will not waver, even in the face of insurmountable --"
"Sir, warp gate activation! Enemy fleet is arriving in the system!"
"Primary target i ... PIE flagship! All fire on Archbishop on contact!"
<outside transmission recorded, voice identification tags indicate Captain Andreus Ixiris>
USHRA'KHAN AND MIXED METAPHOR FIGHT TOGETH ... DIE TOGETHER! FOR FREEDOM! FOR HONOUR! FOR MY PEO ... NOUR! FOR THE DEATH OF SLAVERY! DEATH TO THE SLAVERS!
<outside transmission recorded, voice identification tags damage, indicate PIE membership>
AMARR VICTOR
<outside transmissions cut off>
"Sir, we're being locked! Enemy fleet opening fire!"
<explosions>
"May our ancestors smile on those brave souls who gave their lives today. -"
<transmission terminated>
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Becq Starforged
proprietor of Starforge Industries, a subsidiary of Minmatar Ship Construction Services
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.18 20:48:00 -
[45]
Despite the brave though futile attempt by assorted malcontents to prevent the convoy from reaching its destination, I can confirm that the Gallente initiates were safely delivered to the SPCS facility.
I'm sure that Archbishop will be providing a full report in due course.
Amarr Victor.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Becq Starforged
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.11.18 20:53:00 -
[46]
Enjoy your victory, Amarrian scum. Don't expect to get much work out of your newest slaves...
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Becq Starforged
proprietor of Starforge Industries, a subsidiary of Minmatar Ship Construction Services
At Starforge Industries, the world of tomorrow is being blown apart today! |
Saraith Narr
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.18 21:25:00 -
[47]
Quote:
USHRA'KHAN AND MIXED METAPHOR FIGHT TOGETH ... DIE TOGETHER!
If Ushra'Khan were looking for an ally who could fight beside them, they chose very badly this day. A single Gallente fool and a handful of Minmatar dregs are all that you could muster to defend your precious "freedom" and hollow ideals?
It is no wonder that the disaffected and destitute of the Federation flock to Archbishops benevolent care, for they have seen the unity and faith of the Amarrians combine to achieve a great act of humanitarian kindness. Truly did the light of God shine upon the Golden Fleet this day.
Praise be to Archbishop. Praise be to the Empire. Praise be to God.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.11.18 21:53:00 -
[48]
It was a great honour to fight and die alongside the warriors of Ushra'Khan. I could not have asked for better companions to fight alongside. Despite the destruction of our ships, we remain undefeated in spirit, and our message was made clear.
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Daelin Blackleaf
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.11.18 21:55:00 -
[49]
Will the Gallentean press be present?
I'm hoping public reception of such footage here in the Federation might finally start pushing things in the right direction.
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Archbishop
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.18 22:13:00 -
[50]
Tonight the SPCS opened Port Sanctuary and with it dawned a new day in Amarr-Gallente relations. Now firsthand Gallente born will become Initiates to the mighty Amarr Empire and learn the sacred ways of righteousness. But this day did not come totally with peace.
Enroute from Amarr it was reported several terrorist vessels were stalking innocents near Alkabasi. Onboard my flagship the TES Grand Sovereign I flew alongside 40 others who shared the Amarrian dream with me this day. Moving as one we entered the system where the terrorists lay in wait.
The results were predictable for those who oppose God and the Empire.
TES GRAND SOVEREIGN FLIES PAST THE WRECKAGE FIELD OF TERRORIST SHIPS
Several jumps later we entered the home system of Port Sanctuary. The fleet moved toward the newest SPCS facility like a lumbering Golden monster terrorizing the dreams of those who would stand in our way.
GOLDEN FLEET APPROACHES PORT SANCTUARY
The tower came into view as the golden fleet sailed toward it. The strength of the stations weapon systems on guard for terrorist incursion. But there would be none this day in the heartland of faith.
GOLDEN FLEET ARRIVES
We arrived and began the ceremony as more and more gathered around the tower to join us in celebration and faith.
Finally we all arrived and took our places. Our ships moored outside the station as we waited for the arrival of the first SPCS Bestower full of Gallente Initiates. We waited patiently and at least the Bestower arrived. After a short prayer 4000+ Gallente were brought into the facility and into a new life of promise and hope.
FLEET ORBITS PORT SANCTUARY
A "Wall of Friends" was established to recognize the following corportions and alliances that sent representatives to the cereomony today.
PIE Inc.
Imperial Dreams
The Legion of Spoon
Galactic Rangers
Epitoth Fleetyards
Delictum 23216
Ordo Quaesitoris
1st Praetorian Guard
Celestial Janissaries
IONSTAR
Mystic Lion Hearts
This first class of Inititates will stay at the port about four weeks before moving on to the new holders of their contracts. We have much work ahead.
Archbishop
SPCS Director
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Becq Starforged
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.11.19 05:35:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Archbishop
This first class of Inititates will stay at the port about four weeks before moving on to the new holders of their contracts.
I wonder: would any of the currently neutral Gallentean loyalist groups be interested in inquiring as the complete details of the contracts mentioned here?
Just a thought.
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Becq Starforged
proprietor of Starforge Industries, a subsidiary of Minmatar Ship Construction Services
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Azador Kavian
Amarr
Ordo Sanctus Imperator Templarii
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Posted - 2007.11.19 07:05:00 -
[52]
While I find the entire movement of the SPCS ridiculous, I am impressed that you were so successful in gathering willing initiates in the Federation.
I wonder perhaps, if bringing Bestowers into low-security Gallentean space, such as the Intaki system, would provide more slaves? I find the idea of seeking out willing slaves strange... one could easily gather a hundred times as many in a single raid. For it is God's will that we bring these lesser heathen into the light of God, willing or not.
Regardless. Congratulations on your victory, as peculiar and pointless as I find your cause to be.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2007.11.19 09:45:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Azador Kavian
I wonder perhaps, if bringing Bestowers into low-security Gallentean space, such as the Intaki system, would provide more slaves? I find the idea of seeking out willing slaves strange... one could easily gather a hundred times as many in a single raid. For it is God's will that we bring these lesser heathen into the light of God, willing or not.
Oh, trust me, that ain't happening.
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