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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.03.08 14:47:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 08/03/2004 14:52:56
It has come to my attention that grave matters have arisen in space. Away in the cold northern expanse of their mighty star-dominions in Silent Vale and Geminate, the epic military powerhouse that is the Foresaken Empire has stirred its mighty hand and laid its plans against us;
Truly gentle reader we have pushed our luck and post-nationalist technologically-enlightened agenda too far this time! For against the cause of love and freedom and bright shining dreams is now arrayed the malice and darkling whims of the Foresaken Emperor and all his little elves!
Now Jericho Fraction stands alone against the night with only our courage and small frigate rocket raider squadrons to defend the future against the reactionary spite of imperial dominion and tyrant greed.
Alas and woe, sorrow and weeping would seem the order of the day à or does it? Haha! No such weakling stuff from Jericho Fraction, instead we laugh at death and far dominion and rise to shout:
Cry havoc and unleash the fops and w-hores!
For now it seems the mighty Foresaken Empire having failed to crush the NVA (in three past identities), having retreated in total disarray from Fountain, having come to humiliating terms with the Pheonix Alliance less that 1 week from declaring war, having chickened out after mere 48 hour wars with Mass and Everlasting Vendetta and Tyrell corp of Stain, having avoided the war parties of Evolution and Moo and chosen to cringe down like running dogs at bay in the north, now turns its attentions to the mighty Jericho Fraction, and its legion of seasoned PvP veterans, at last a true test for FE Imperial Fleet combat prowess in all its glorious panoply!
Hold the front page! ætis high time for interviews and editorials and broad analysis. True masters of the art of warfare and cunning strike these generals of the Foresaken Fleets, for even as they followed Taggart to war in Venal, and yet beyond they followed Moo to war in Fountain, now once more they follow in the tracks of more worthy fighters in this pogrom crusade declared ægainst mighty Jericho. Where the Mercenary Frigates and the alt-corp fighters of the Pheonix Alliance have gone first, now Foresaken Empire hopes to follow and win at last the most elusive prize in Eve Star Cluster à a victory! By god, a result! (In fact anything other than a humiliating retreat on their bellies would be good)
But I tell thee well, gentle reader à they shall not have it!
For we of Jericho Fraction are proud of our freedom and our dreams à and we will not kneel before the yoke of tyranny, we will not beg, nor barter, nor cry ôenoughö nor speak (or think alone) the word ôsurrenderö or ôappeasementö or any similar defeatist term.
No indeed, we will fight this foul oppression with courage and cruise missiles and stern resolve to keep the faith and light of hope alive in the darkness before the dawn. Our war-frigates will carry our reckless brave intentions in mere framework superstructures of ion-drive and sensor suite, and even though death takes us in the beam of megacannon and siege torpedo we shall be reborn as good as ever our minds and hearts in times before.
And no turkey-shoot of lined battleships and blob-tastic lag poltroonery will we offer these ravaging dogs! These roid-bloated imperialistic adherents the ônation of eveö ideology will need to move from gates and hunt and search to find their kills à
No mistakes milords and ladies of the Eve Star Cluster.
We will fight them in Gallente and Caldari space, we shall fight them in the howling depths of unruly territory beyond, we will fight them at the stargates and stations, we will fight with growing confidence and sweet bravado in dashing raids and twinkling clash of atomic warheads in sweet refrain beyond, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight then in the bars and strip-joints, in the peepshow holomarts and discothÞques and gaming clubs of old Luminaire, we will fight them in subspace channels and galactic forums, and even if (which I do not for a minute believe) this cause, this bright Jericho Fraction were subjugated and starving, then our fighters would continue the struggle as guerrilla partisans until the galaxy stirs in wakeful intention to drive this tyrannical dinosaur empire to extinction rightly laid about its bones in final dusty chapter yet unwritten.
Death to the tyrant! Death to reactionary thought! Death to Foresaken Empire!
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jello
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Posted - 2004.03.08 14:50:00 -
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Let cider and cruise missiles fly.
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Neil Crow
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Posted - 2004.03.08 14:59:00 -
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1) They didn't crush 3 venal alliances.
2) Forsaken is spelled with 1 E, not 2 (yes it annoys me!).
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:01:00 -
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1) I said "failed"
2) Nothing in life as any business being perfect
love and peace
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Morkt Drakt
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:08:00 -
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We've got a fresh stock of pickled onions in - they should go nicely with all the spiced ham that is imminent.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:12:00 -
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/gets some popcorn and spiced wine...
Well it has been quiet on the boards...
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:13:00 -
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/me puts the popcorn in the oven...
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:13:00 -
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Fear my mighty rifter.
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Riddari
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:15:00 -
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Hey! No press release from Jhered Stern beforehand? tch tch
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:32:00 -
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OMG!!!!!!
Jello has boobs! That's just plain wrong.
As for the war, well FE have to beat up on someone.
Since they got their asses kicked from everyone else in Eve, they may as well pick on self-proclaimed non-pvp'ers.
Hey, maybe they might actually win something this time.
Either way, I look forward to seeing Jade back in her proper role of forum strategist.
I predict a good ol' ho-down dance at New Caldari.
dbp
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FoxHunt
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:38:00 -
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It's begun. The war parties are out. The dogs of war delivering oblivion. Everybody get your miners ready.
Fox
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:40:00 -
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OMG!!!!!!
Jello has boobs! That's just plain wrong.
It stops him groping his corpmates.
As for FE, well, I'm flattered! All this attention! Delightful... looks like we stuck a knife in someones football and now they've called their dad!! hahahaha
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Lomex
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:51:00 -
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Jello Boobs.... the most erotic of all desserts
>:P~~~
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Alexandra Belana
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:53:00 -
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OMG All this war!!!!! /me takes a cold shower ****didnt work*** mmmmmmm rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:53:00 -
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... We don'even get one of those "will of the Emperor" stories? How disappointing... *pouts*
(and can't prince Havocide just settle for duel with Maud if that's all about Lianhaun's attention again? :s
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Captain Canuck
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:54:00 -
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All I have to say in response to Jades statement..
Hear Hear!
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DREAMWORKS
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Posted - 2004.03.08 15:55:00 -
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God here come the tripple filled posts again 
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Propehcy
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:06:00 -
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I get the distinct feeling alot of people don't like Jerhico... Can't imagine why...
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Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:21:00 -
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Edited by: Mongo Peck on 08/03/2004 16:24:38
Urm trying to remember "who kicked" our arses.....
As for the war .......... Evol seems have problems with the PA let alone us......... and m0o (Lord Zip) after his last podding is just a "waiting for my account to expire" forum troll...........
At least JF will "Dust off" the old frigates and maybe give us a fight...
Mongo speaks !!
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:24:00 -
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I think monsieur Stern is going to be hard put to manage much creative zest around Havocide's stated reason for war, literally, "we don't like transexuals" (FE are all butch rednecks, even the women it seems) ;)
Still, Foresaken Empire have thrown the dice of fate and slapped the silken glove in the face of post-national ideology. One suspects they do rather desperately need the credibility of a win "any win" to be able to take themselves seriously, and since every single one of their past enemies has handed them back their asses in a handbasket after various engagements, it would would seem it is now simply "our turn" at the wicket.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:24:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 08/03/2004 16:36:28
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At least JF will "Dust off" the old frigates and maybe give usva fight...
Well FE peeps - we'll be in frigates - bring what you feel necessary to fight us.
UPDATE: Maud will be in a cruiser 
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:30:00 -
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Oh my offer stands to Havocide by the way, I will meet him in single combat to the death ... frigate on frigate any time he might desire. I understand he is considered a mighty warrior of the Foresaken Empire. Well no better way to prove that than in a few tonnes of structural cladding, a drive unit and some weapon pods.
Lets dance!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:32:00 -
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I'll be in a cruiser but I have to be different.
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Alynthir
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:37:00 -
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So... FE cancels thier war with Tyrell and MASS and has now declared on a truly worth opponent. 
You guys do realize that you've done the worst thing imaginable? You've given Jade something new to talk about!! Oh, this is going to be great!
Go Jericho! 
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:37:00 -
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Urm trying to remember "who kicked" our arses.....
Starting with Yo momma, then VA, then PAIN Syndicate, then NVA, then Celest, then PA, then FA, then PA.
I'm talking wars of course.
Maybe you should go back to pirating? You were good at ganking indie's, I'll give you that much.
dbp
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:37:00 -
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For whom should I cheer?
Havocide vs Maud'Dib
things seem to have taken a nasty turn 
This is not a hijack
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:42:00 -
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For whom should I cheer?
Havocide vs Maud'Dib
things seem to have taken a nasty turn
You should cheer for Havocide.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:43:00 -
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So... FE cancels thier war with Tyrell and MASS and has now declared on a truly worth opponent.
Yeah its true, we really suck at PvP. Im awful.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.03.08 16:45:00 -
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hah you suck? I'm a big-mouthed trader who never undocks according to PA and FE and their mutual northern love-in pact. I suspect their war strategy was to infiltrate my bedroom in la maison and leave dirty socks under my pillow ...
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2004.03.08 17:07:00 -
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I suspect their war strategy was to infiltrate my bedroom in la maison and leave dirty socks under my pillow ...
Umm sorry, those were actually Galavet's.
We kinda borrowed your room for a bit.
(Blame miso, she picked the lock for us)
dbp
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