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Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 398	Posted - 2012.02.03 14:13:00 - [1] - Quote I'll keep this plain and simple, YOU NEED ME! I've been playing this game since 2009 and i consider myself skilled in the art of getting by, making compromises, doing it wrong and apparently posting on the forums more than i play the game Exactly the type of person you need on the CSM. ~~I promise to enjoy all my free holidays to Iceland and act in everyones best interests~~ I take this incredibly seriously. I also promise to be the first member of the CSM to ever use insider knowledge of future changes of the game to make a loss. So, have you gotten tired of having your CSM filled with idiots from nulsec yet? Is it time to elect an idiot from hisec, i think it is. I can be that idiot! The Skippermonkey three point plan for a better EVE The removal of Capitals from hisec (which can be viewed in more detail here) The introduction of the 'highlander rule', which is upon podding a person you will absorb all their SP and skills The addition of a 'dislike' button on the forums VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM7 VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 398	Posted - 2012.02.03 14:20:00 - [2] - Quote voting for me is like shooting the Jita monument YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE! VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 398	Posted - 2012.02.03 14:31:00 - [3] - Quote fun fact : at fanfest last year i licked several DEVS in the face on the pubcrawl until one of them tried to break my wrist in an attempt to stop me find me at fanfest this year and buy me a beer to see this happen again VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 405	Posted - 2012.02.03 17:50:00 - [4] - Quote My public relations manager Zixie says that if i posted my face on here i'd get more votes... http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/2411/myfaceisgreat.png blue and yellow bobble hats are super! VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 414	Posted - 2012.02.04 13:48:00 - [5] - Quote Shazzam Vokanavom wrote: Preliminaries: Can you at least operate a camera? What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy? I like turtles VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 417	Posted - 2012.02.05 05:08:00 - [6] - Quote bumping because of updated 'plan' in OP VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 425	Posted - 2012.02.06 14:10:00 - [7] - Quote It's glad to know that i can count on the Ukrainian community for support much love <3 VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 426	Posted - 2012.02.06 14:49:00 - [8] - Quote BuzzyBeagle wrote: CANADA LOVES SKAPPER [if he is nicer to me on TK forums] I'm just saying that you need to watch a film that isnt Snatch everynow and then GÖÑ VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 491	Posted - 2012.02.08 12:25:00 - [9] - Quote SKIPPERMONKEY NEEDS YOU TO PUSH HIS LIKES ON THE FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD OVER 100! VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 515	Posted - 2012.02.08 18:49:00 - [10] - Quote Pizzar wrote: -¡-é-+ -+-+ -+-é-+-+-ê-¦-+-+-Ä -¦ -+-+-+-+ -+-+-é-¦-Ç-¦-ü-¦-+ -ƒ-+-¦-¦-¦-Ç-¦-¦-¦ -á-+-ü-ü-+-+ -¦-ï-ü-+-¦-+ -å-¦-+-+-é-ü-Å -ƒ-+-¦-¦-+-â-¦-ü-é-¦, -+-¦ -+-+-+-+-+-+-¦ -¦ -ç-¦-¦ VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 538	Posted - 2012.02.09 12:28:00 - [11] - Quote SKIPPERMONKEY ALSO SUPPORTS THE FOLLOWING CANDIDATES Alekseyev Karrde wears full length leather trenchcoats and doesnt afraid PLEASE BE VOTE FOR MINTROLIO - HE HAS THE BEST INTENTIONS FOR YOUR GOAT VOTE HARD, VOTE LONG VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 538	Posted - 2012.02.09 12:33:00 - [12] - Quote Much love to Seismic Stan http://freebooted.blogspot.com/2012/02/csm7-elections-call-of-wild.html Seismic Stan Blog wrote: Skippermonkey This odd little fellow is a mongrel who can often be seen chasing his own shadow and sniffing other dogs' behinds. Whilst he doesn't display any attributes remotely useful to the sled team, he is a cute little fella who might be better used entertaining houseguests. There is evidence that he has yellow balls. VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 575	Posted - 2012.02.10 01:02:00 - [13] - Quote Iam Widdershins wrote: Jinro ChuHi wrote: Interesting candidate, non-nullsec carebear, non-pirate or pvp'r, non-hisec carebear...what are you exactly? He's a member of Tactical Knightmare. They have sort of tried to PVP before, but they just aren't very good at it. Do you think the general populace of EVE would prefer to vote for a SRS bizness i'm so great at PVP pirat, or a happy go lucky 'omg-i-just-died-to-belt-rats-this-is-splendid' kinda a guy? TL:DR I am everybody and nobody, not a head in the clouds im so elite kinda guy. It's working out rather well for me Regards, Iam Skippermonkey VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 580	Posted - 2012.02.10 01:07:00 - [14] - Quote Iam Widdershins wrote: You never did claim to be great, I know that. You're just here to troll; I think that the position of CSM should be treated a little more seriously. You might not realise, but i'm as serious as they come. Did you really want me to stand here on a soap box promising a hundred and one things that 'I WILL CHANGE IF YOU ELECT ME'? Being elected to the CSM isnt about what you want, as the CSM isnt about handing over a list of demands to CCP and telling them to do them all. I thought the list of rediculous items in the 'skipper plan' would make this quite clear Checkmate VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 586	Posted - 2012.02.10 10:37:00 - [15] - Quote Iam Widdershins wrote: Why you would tell me things that are already totally apparent and then pretend to have won is beyond me. Because i've got tiger blood VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 650	Posted - 2012.02.15 15:44:00 - [16] - Quote http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/1499/skippermonkeyneedsyou.png VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 652	Posted - 2012.02.16 01:38:00 - [17] - Quote POSTING TO BUMP THE MASSIVE LIST OF PROPAGANDA POSTERS IN THE OP POST THESE IN LOCAL ALL OVER EVE CSM 7 - WE GOT THIS! VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 664	Posted - 2012.02.18 04:31:00 - [18] - Quote Endeavour Starfleet wrote: So what do you plan to do to help incursions as part of CSM7? Do you plan to push hard for implementation of the modular Corp and POS system so that smaller corps can isolate potential spiez without shutting them out of everything if they are indeed legit? Could we count of CSM7 to SERIOUSLY push the botting and RMT issue? I am sick of tired of hearing people say "Nothing CCP can do bout it" And even alliances having rules against reporting Blue Bots. 1. nerf them 2. no 3. NDA VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 666	Posted - 2012.02.18 13:56:00 - [19] - Quote Endeavour Starfleet wrote: Ok thanks for the response. Yet due to your ignorance on incursions I will not support you for CSM7 sorry. Ignorant to the fact that they burp up waay to much isk? The moms need to despawn quicker so you actually have a chance of losing all your rewards if you farm it too long VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 736	Posted - 2012.02.20 14:09:00 - [20] - Quote posting because of updated skapper plan! VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 736	Posted - 2012.02.21 16:41:00 - [21] - Quote EVE NEWS 24 INTERVIEW VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 762	Posted - 2012.02.22 16:10:00 - [22] - Quote COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE Asobi Mashou wrote: Vote for Skippermonkey because a chicken in every pot in the hand is better than two in the rolling stone that gathers no moss and we'll fight them on the beaches with a Drake in every hangar! We shall never surrender!!! VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 775	Posted - 2012.02.28 16:39:00 - [23] - Quote THIS WEEKEND WAS FUN, THEY LET ME RIDE ON A TRAIN I ATE SOME OYSTERS, THEY WERE SQUISHY AND I THREW A CHEWED UP BALL AROUND FOR A DOG, IT WAS GREAT. THOUGH I WISH HE WOULDNT SLOBBER SO MUCH AND I LEARNT HOW TO USE THE CAPSLOCK WITHOUT HOLDING SHIFT KEYS SO YEAH LIKE THE GUY ABOVE SAYS VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY TO TROLL TEH CSM VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 800	Posted - 2012.03.05 15:45:00 - [24] - Quote Franklin D Roosevelt wrote: This is a pretty terrible idea but it isn't that shocking coming from some pubby reject. I would like to confront these spurious allegations that i have been rejected from a pub. I have never been rejected or ejected from any drinking establishment fine enough to entertain my company. Good day to you Sir! VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 804	Posted - 2012.03.06 17:53:00 - [25] - Quote Grikath wrote: -He shall use the (probably massive) amounts of ISK raised this way to be utterly wasted in a highly public and spectacular manner. Whoever donates the most Dreadnoughts to me wins a signed t shirt with my face on it VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 814	Posted - 2012.03.07 14:05:00 - [26] - Quote BuzzyBeagle wrote: Sympathy bump for Skipper as his post only has 6 pages and has falled to page 4 of JPSC forums. also sorry your so butthurt i left. i still love you and your pointy little elf nose. Its true to say TK has changed since you left. Use of the word 'pikey', evemails about ransoming month old characters for all their money and pod lossmails in Jita are all down 100% since you left. :( Anyhoo, its good to see you back in our trainer corp. Maybe one day you might graduate all over again. :) VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 827	Posted - 2012.03.09 01:05:00 - [27] - Quote Ivar Avar wrote: Voting is for chumps. However, I just happen to be a chump so I voted for Skippermonkey, because just like 1 vote, he doesn't matter. THE REASONS WHY DO NOT MATTER VOTE FOR SKIPPERMONKEY VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 827	Posted - 2012.03.09 01:17:00 - [28] - Quote even the game itself is scared to have me as CSM http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/9836/somethingbad.png VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 827	Posted - 2012.03.09 14:33:00 - [29] - Quote VOTE FOR ME AND I PROMISE TO NERF RIVERINI'S PENCIL MOUSTACHE VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 835	Posted - 2012.03.12 13:10:00 - [30] - Quote Zixie Draco wrote: Is this over yet? ITS NEVER OVER! VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 839	Posted - 2012.03.13 11:26:00 - [31] - Quote HEY THAR BUZZY - I MADE YOUR QUOTE MORE INTERESTING BuzzyBeagle wrote: I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! REMEMBER TO VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY! SEE YOU AT FANFEST!! VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 844	Posted - 2012.03.14 13:19:00 - [32] - Quote Buzzy you are rambling again... Did you remember to take your medication? VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 857	Posted - 2012.03.16 15:35:00 - [33] - Quote BuzzyBeagle wrote: less than stellar review of Skapper on Joystiq http://massively.joystiq.com/2012/03/11/eve-evolved-csm-7-candidate-roundup-page-2/ You must have a boner for me the size the empire state building the lengths you go to to post in my threads and get my attention :3 VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 859	Posted - 2012.03.19 11:16:00 - [34] - Quote BuzzyBeagle wrote: Sorry Zicksy, did not realise he was a "can give it but cannot take it" kinda dude. Only in the genius mind of Buzzy is quoting my own candidacy spiel considered 'trolling me' You would LITERALLY make more sense if you facerolled the keyboard I do have my doubts though as to whether you are entirely responsible for your own behaivor. I mean, being a member of a corp that loses mission Machs to fail mercs like DoubleTap. is bound to blur your judgement http://y0ink.us/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=24496 VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 859	Posted - 2012.03.19 11:28:00 - [35] - Quote BuzzyBeagle wrote: Sorry Zicksy, did not realise he was a "can give it but cannot take it" kinda dude. postign for the lols TK_Chatbox wrote: skippermonkey - 19 Mar 2012 11:23 you like my buzzy reply? Istyn - 19 Mar 2012 11:24 I find his reply annoying considering he IS a 'give it but cant take it' person Istyn - 19 Mar 2012 11:24 as is half his alliance skippermonkey - 19 Mar 2012 11:25 you should say that Istyn - 19 Mar 2012 11:25 I'd rather he just choke on a d+¡ck and die so I don't have to read his posts instead VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 862	Posted - 2012.03.24 18:31:00 - [36] - Quote To the 11 people that voted to give me more votes than Xenuria I thank you! VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here

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