Wrangler
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Posted - 2004.03.13 12:12:00 -
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Dana Barrett: This is great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [smiles] I don't think you're crazy.
Dana Barrett: [sarcastically] Oh good, that makes me feel so much better.
Gozer: Are you a god?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then die.
Winston Zeddemore: Ray. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes
Dr. Raymond Stantz: I think we better split up.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Where do these stairs go?
Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up.
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're gonna endanger us. You're gonna endanger our client. The nice woman who paid us in advance, before she became a dog.
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Doc: Brush your teeth in a rapid, vertical motion. That's up and down for all you rebels.
Worcester: We had a short-timer once. Johnny I-forget-his-name. He wore a flak jacket, two helmets and armor underwear. Ashau Valley... your time's up, your time *is* up.
Doc: We've been up on that hill ten times, and they still don't think we're serious.
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Highway: With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.
Choozoo: Here's to J.J. and all the pieces of him we couldn't find.
Highway: I've drank more beer, ****ed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together
Highway: Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and **** napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
Highway: The United States' Marines is lookin' for a few good men - you ain't it.
Choozoo: [about Major Powers] Rumor has it that he reads the Marine manual before he mounts his old lady, just to assure he does it in a orderly proficient military manner.
Highway: This is the AK-47 Assault Rifle, the preferred weapon of our enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired.
Highway: Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face.
Cop: I just want you to know that next time, it's your ass! I don't give no discounts to war heroes.
Highway: Too bad. Your old lady does.
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Dizzy: My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything.
Jean Rasczak: Really. I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that. You.
Carmen: They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed.
Jean Rasczak: Correct. Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is mearly wishful thinking at its worst!
Ace Levy: Ain't it great how they want to be your friend right after they rip your guts out?
[Ace is having difficulty with throwing knives]
Ace Levy: Why do we have to do this anyway? It's all nuclear weapons nowadays. All you have to do is press a button.
[Zim throws a knife and hits Ace's hand]
Career Sergeant Zim: The enemy can not press a button... if you have disabled his hand.
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