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Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.16 04:54:00 - [1] Well funding around the Ammatar Consulate is a bit low right now so in an effort to increase it, they have asked me to market a new product to the Minmatar Republic! I introduce to you, the "Ammar Mask." What does this do? You ask! Well the procedure is simple. First order the mask for 100 ISK, then when it arrives take it out of its box and find someone whom you have a disagreement with. Have them put the mask on, and for effect see if you can get them to say, "Shine my shoes Minmatar scum!" After this you should have no qualms about blasting them. Becarful to avoid the face as then you'll need a new mask, we'll not offer replacements for blasted masks. This is a limited time offer! We are only manufacturing these wonders for 16 weeks, as by then we think the target market might be extinct. If you order now you get your choice of a 'special edition' mask: Amarr Holder mask and free Khumaak, Relive the rebellion of the Starkmanier in your own home with a friend! Jim Hawkins "Eat laser death Minmatar scum!" mask! Admiral Trevize mask, bald, just like the real thing! Prime Minister Midular mask, okay it's not Amarr. Just have them say "Ban the Khumaak!" Instead. Pulgor Mask, again, not Amarr but close enough if you think about it! Comes with eyepatch glasses free! * * * Be on the look out for more special offers soon! We'll have the entire CVA alliance roster immortalized in mask form! So order now, blood lust dosn't take breaks, why should you!? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.16 04:54:00 - [2] Well funding around the Ammatar Consulate is a bit low right now so in an effort to increase it, they have asked me to market a new product to the Minmatar Republic! I introduce to you, the "Ammar Mask." What does this do? You ask! Well the procedure is simple. First order the mask for 100 ISK, then when it arrives take it out of its box and find someone whom you have a disagreement with. Have them put the mask on, and for effect see if you can get them to say, "Shine my shoes Minmatar scum!" After this you should have no qualms about blasting them. Becarful to avoid the face as then you'll need a new mask, we'll not offer replacements for blasted masks. This is a limited time offer! We are only manufacturing these wonders for 16 weeks, as by then we think the target market might be extinct. If you order now you get your choice of a 'special edition' mask: Amarr Holder mask and free Khumaak, Relive the rebellion of the Starkmanier in your own home with a friend! Jim Hawkins "Eat laser death Minmatar scum!" mask! Admiral Trevize mask, bald, just like the real thing! Prime Minister Midular mask, okay it's not Amarr. Just have them say "Ban the Khumaak!" Instead. Pulgor Mask, again, not Amarr but close enough if you think about it! Comes with eyepatch glasses free! * * * Be on the look out for more special offers soon! We'll have the entire CVA alliance roster immortalized in mask form! So order now, blood lust dosn't take breaks, why should you!?
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.16 07:57:00 - [3] Pulgor you are scum you are a traitor. We should call you "Toe nails" because your so far up the backsides of the Amarrians all we can see of you is your toe nails. You would sell your mother for the right price and rumor has it you did to save on old age home fees. The way you show off your ID card makes me sick. I would rather die than sell my soul like you. DIE DIE DIE DIE you yellow dog. So I can put you down for 3 then? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.16 07:57:00 - [4] Pulgor you are scum you are a traitor. We should call you "Toe nails" because your so far up the backsides of the Amarrians all we can see of you is your toe nails. You would sell your mother for the right price and rumor has it you did to save on old age home fees. The way you show off your ID card makes me sick. I would rather die than sell my soul like you. DIE DIE DIE DIE you yellow dog. So I can put you down for 3 then?
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.16 08:50:00 - [5] And it will get the Ammatar Consulate the cashflow it needs. Truly the Ammatar Governor's wisdom shows in every decision he makes. I'm proud to work under him. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.16 08:50:00 - [6] And it will get the Ammatar Consulate the cashflow it needs. Truly the Ammatar Governor's wisdom shows in every decision he makes. I'm proud to work under him.
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.16 20:06:00 - [7] Quote: Edited by: Maneater on 16/03/2004 15:07:53 Shame on you Pulgor you are no longer a Minmater in my eyes you are a Amarrian and if I see you I will attack you. You're not a Minmatar in anybody's eyes, Deteis. However you do exibit the problem solving abilities of one, perhaps this is a sign of de-evolution of the Caldari? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.16 20:06:00 - [8] Quote: Edited by: Maneater on 16/03/2004 15:07:53 Shame on you Pulgor you are no longer a Minmater in my eyes you are a Amarrian and if I see you I will attack you. You're not a Minmatar in anybody's eyes, Deteis. However you do exibit the problem solving abilities of one, perhaps this is a sign of de-evolution of the Caldari?
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.16 21:49:00 - [9] Quote: Edited by: Tih Ahh on 16/03/2004 20:48:11 Pulgor, you choose to be the yapping dog at the heels of the Amarr. You are their court jester. They are laughing at you, not with you. Wake up. So I guess you won't be buying any masks then? ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.16 21:49:00 - [10] Quote: Edited by: Tih Ahh on 16/03/2004 20:48:11 Pulgor, you choose to be the yapping dog at the heels of the Amarr. You are their court jester. They are laughing at you, not with you. Wake up. So I guess you won't be buying any masks then?
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.16 23:11:00 - [11] Enough of your blabbering. Back into the mines with you! ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.16 23:11:00 - [12] Enough of your blabbering. Back into the mines with you!
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.17 10:26:00 - [13] Why they're just flying off the shelves. I can bearly keep up with demand! As far as putting on Amarr masks myself goes, I don't think it'll be happening any time soon. I must act in the interests of Ammatar which dosn't include dawning silly disguises. Although if I knew I wouldn't get caught impersonating an Amarr official, I'd use the Admrial Travize mask to acquire a few battleships from head office =P ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.17 10:26:00 - [14] Why they're just flying off the shelves. I can bearly keep up with demand! As far as putting on Amarr masks myself goes, I don't think it'll be happening any time soon. I must act in the interests of Ammatar which dosn't include dawning silly disguises. Although if I knew I wouldn't get caught impersonating an Amarr official, I'd use the Admrial Travize mask to acquire a few battleships from head office =P
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.17 19:56:00 - [15] Try to make an ISK and now I've got people wanting to skin my face. That's a new one. Perhaps after you'll go hunt some wild game in the bush using a spear and animal instinct! ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.17 19:56:00 - [16] Try to make an ISK and now I've got people wanting to skin my face. That's a new one. Perhaps after you'll go hunt some wild game in the bush using a spear and animal instinct!
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.18 02:48:00 - [17] That all is in your point of view. I don't believe in the Minmatar order so I don't fight for it. My comrades would agree, however there are many that feel that "Ammatar scum" such as myself have no the right to exist. Well that's their view and their welcome to it. Dosn't change the fact that they are making precious little progress in their war. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.18 02:48:00 - [18] That all is in your point of view. I don't believe in the Minmatar order so I don't fight for it. My comrades would agree, however there are many that feel that "Ammatar scum" such as myself have no the right to exist. Well that's their view and their welcome to it. Dosn't change the fact that they are making precious little progress in their war.
Pulgor	Posted - 2004.03.18 03:43:00 - [19] Edited by: Pulgor on 18/03/2004 03:46:41 Quote: So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em? We are making little progress in the war? 15,000 slaves have just been released to Matar. That looks like progress to me. Everyday we free more slaves by whatever means necessary. We won't stop fighting until we free them all. Do you support the sacerfice Midular made to get those slaves? Of coruse not, and don't bother answering that to prove me right. And your friends feel the same way. You really cannot call it progress then, because you nor your compatriots do support it. The Minmatar goal that "Freedom fighters" fight for is unconditional obediance of other worlds, and they won't get it. The Amarr will not bow down to you and your band of "Freedom Fighters." I won't, the Caldari won't, and nor will the Gallante. However I have coined a new name for them, be honest and call them "Fighters of the Minmatar Order." Or somesuch name. Because the Minmatar believe in order moreso then me or the Amarr. It's just that you believe in your order. Where everyone kneel's down and throws away perfectly good lives to achive ficticious goals. A wise word to all those who fight for the 'cause' of Minmatar, think "I could be doing something worthwhile." every minute that is spent being a false hero. ----------------------------------- Pulgor --- In service to Saram. Visit the Ammatar channel ingame!
Pulgor Delictum 23216	Posted - 2004.03.18 03:43:00 - [20] Edited by: Pulgor on 18/03/2004 03:46:41 Quote: So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em? We are making little progress in the war? 15,000 slaves have just been released to Matar. That looks like progress to me. Everyday we free more slaves by whatever means necessary. We won't stop fighting until we free them all. Do you support the sacerfice Midular made to get those slaves? Of coruse not, and don't bother answering that to prove me right. And your friends feel the same way. You really cannot call it progress then, because you nor your compatriots do support it. The Minmatar goal that "Freedom fighters" fight for is unconditional obediance of other worlds, and they won't get it. The Amarr will not bow down to you and your band of "Freedom Fighters." I won't, the Caldari won't, and nor will the Gallante. However I have coined a new name for them, be honest and call them "Fighters of the Minmatar Order." Or somesuch name. Because the Minmatar believe in order moreso then me or the Amarr. It's just that you believe in your order. Where everyone kneel's down and throws away perfectly good lives to achive ficticious goals. A wise word to all those who fight for the 'cause' of Minmatar, think "I could be doing something worthwhile." every minute that is spent being a false hero.

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