Tendu
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Posted - 2007.12.26 23:52:00 -
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Presenter : " Lady and gentleman, let me introduces you Jhoves Carmac, THE Johves Carmac. So Jhoves, we are celebrating 2 things today ; your 250th birthday and the (re) discovery of the Jove Gate 25 years ago by yourself in your Crazy Capsule."
Jhoves : "Yeah ! still can't figure why those stupid b$¦#%d couldn't spell my name right !!"
Jhoves : "anyway, this my great great grand son : Defiler, he will speak for me as i am tied now."
Presenter : "Hum; and now we w...."
Defiler speaking fast : "...on't listen all those crap, to celebrate Jhoves birthday i will give 100 Millions ISK to the first fox that will go strait to the Jove Gate in pod and come back with 2 ears and the tail of one Jove. you still here ?? come on GO !! GO !! GO !!"
Presenter : "hum, ok unexpected but fair enough, we will now give you the full transmission of this birthday race......oh wait i just get an information, someone just stole the Crazy Capsule from the museum where it was laying for 25 years. Defiler, is the Crazy Capsule considered like a Pod ?"
Defiler : "ehh ? who care buddy !"
Jhoves : "well said son !!"
Presenter : "....ok, unknown stealer who can do the race with the CC if that was the purpose of that robbery."
 Voiceover : "incoming transmission : Hi everybody, i am in the CC at the moment and i can see the Jove Gate, this ship is unbelievable, Jhoves you are a genius !! i Warp in 2 sec, see you on the other side ! That was Tendu from the Crazy Capsule. OVER "
Presenter : "wooh exciting moment, that wonder race started by Mister Defiler is going to be very..."
Defiler cutting : "..oh shut up you stupid moron. just let see what Tendu can do."
2 mn later ....
Voiceover : "incoming transmission : OOokk, sorry for stupid laggy warping, i am in guys, Joves system look like just any other one. ooh i just saw a Jove's ship : those guys know how to design a flying cucumber for sure. Not like Minmatar, anyway that's not the point  . let me dock the CC in a Station. ... ... ... dam Jove Station just as slow as own....anyway i just saw a few Jove, they are strange but friendly, and got no tail, so i am looking for a male one...hum...look like they don't speak the same language as me. c'mon don't move i just want to take from you something you never use...as i can tell from your rat face....awwh, that's a big tail, now 2 ears, sorry buddy i need those more then you are. OOKK ! i got all i will now run back to you. Tendu from CC, OVER".
Presenter : "Lady and gentlemen i think we got a wi ...BANG
Voiceover : "Look like that presenter mal-function, we need a other one !"
Jhoves : "well done son !!"
Presenter 2 : "huu, ooh, hum, sorry, may i speak ?  "
Defiler very calm : "no, just stay away from my hand and you will be safe."
Voiceover : "incoming transmission : Youhou i jump back and now i am docking in Eve-TV studio, can't wait to meet Jhoves Carmac. huumm hu what ?? let me go ... what peace traity with the Jove nation ? how i care ? help me, concord is taking me away....nnnoooooo"
Voiceover : "lost transmission"
Presenter 2 : "Lady's and gentlemen look like the winner of the race Tendu is in trouble. PAF aww Mister Defiler stop hitting me plz !!"
Defiler : "Ok, i consider the race win by Tendu anyway, and will transfer the cash in his wallet, he will get it when he will go out of prison.....if he will. Goodbye all, have a nice year incoming and remember never get bored or lose it !!"
IE : i am French so sorry for my poor English.
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