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Cvuos
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 13:47:00 -
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PEOPLE OF CAOD.
Given the current state of goonfleet.com, we will be taking up a few important points in this thread. I bring to you the following important issues:
1. Why are goons so slow? It took them 10 months just to kill RISE, at this pace they will destroy BoB some time in the year 2525. (just imagine how many sp Shrike will have by then! billions maybe)
2. Why do they hate their allies so much? Without their allies, Goons would still be clawing for the UTKS complex and camping the Reblier gate. Yet all goons hate all their allies with intense fury. Is it something to do with Freud? (a famous doctor of the brain)
3. What's the deal with Angel rats anyway? (seriously they drop terrible loot)
4. Their past leader Remedial brought them much comedy. First in the form of creating goonfleet, then later sending naked pictures of himself to people on the internet. Is he currently posting on CAOD as 'shaerc'? Will a goon auth him back into the corp? (maybe for more naked pictures)
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Callie Nefarious
UA Industry
Red Alliance
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Posted - 2007.12.23 13:49:00 -
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in before dafuzz
sig nerfed by ebil mods |
Elder Bob
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 13:51:00 -
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Common betting is that Shaerc is Illaria. Remedial would have talked about Ron Paul more by now.
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Vile rat
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 13:54:00 -
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Hey you got a problem with tags and faction ammo?
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Alice Greed
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2007.12.23 13:57:00 -
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in b4 CAOD alts
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duckmonster
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 13:58:00 -
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 Originally by: Cvuos
PEOPLE OF CAOD.
2. Why do they hate their allies so much? Without their allies, Goons would still be clawing for the UTKS complex and camping the Reblier gate. Yet all goons hate all their allies with intense fury. Is it something to do with Freud? (a famous doctor of the brain)
One of our allies is Father, the other is Mother. Deep down we want to kill father to win mothers love.. But we can't work out which is which. So we just get drunk and shoot each other.
When will goons learn that goon on goon violence is keeping us brothers down.
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Cvuos
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:02:00 -
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Posting this on my goon main before spies leak it to our allies:
Sesfan has said that it is ok to shoot blues.
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Sanka Cofie
Amarr
Nubs.
Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:07:00 -
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Where do I sign up to view these naked photos and talk about Ron Paul?
And why are Ron Paul supporters so often naked?
And what did I do with my pants?
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-[WillChat4ISK]-
I can be the handsome Amarr space captain.
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Mirasta
Taurus Inc
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:09:00 -
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3. What's the deal with Angel rats anyway? (seriously they drop terrible loot)
It is rather bad.
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Native
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:12:00 -
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Edited by: Native on 23/12/2007 14:11:49
Originally by: Mirasta
3. What's the deal with Angel rats anyway? (seriously they drop terrible loot)
It is rather bad.
mlyp
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Mirasta
Taurus Inc
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:13:00 -
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Originally by: Native
Edited by: Native on 23/12/2007 14:11:49
Originally by: Mirasta
3. What's the deal with Angel rats anyway? (seriously they drop terrible loot)
It is rather bad.
mlyp
IRC thanks you <3
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Vile rat
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:17:00 -
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Originally by: Cvuos
Posting this on my goon main before spies leak it to our allies:
Sesfan has said that it is ok to shoot blues.
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Native
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:23:00 -
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shoot blues -> tell vile rat
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Cvuos
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:25:00 -
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What about our don't ask don't tell policy? :tinfoil:
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Teldi Beinew
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: Native
shoot blues -> tell vile rat
shoot vile rat -> ????
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duckmonster
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:34:00 -
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Originally by: Cvuos
What about our don't ask don't tell policy? :tinfoil:
We don't want no straight-folk at our conga-lines. But if you don't tell us, how are we to know :shrug:
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WrathOfOprah
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:41:00 -
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RON PAUL RON PAUL
LOBBY LOBBY LOBBY
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benzss
The Highwayman Union
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Posted - 2007.12.23 14:44:00 -
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tl;dr
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Cvuos
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 15:18:00 -
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/!\ GOONSWARM STANDINGS UPDATE /!\
Groon is now -3. RA, AAA, IAC and TCF are now +14. Goonwaffe neutral. More updates to follow.
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Cassandra Complex
Complexi Intricata
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Posted - 2007.12.23 15:22:00 -
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Your definition of Freud is pathetic and ignorant, thus proving your IQ is a number below your shoe size.
That is all.
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Larry Wong
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 15:23:00 -
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Originally by: Cassandra Complex
Your definition of Freud is pathetic and ignorant, thus proving your IQ is a number below your shoe size.
That is all.
semi-kablammo (for getting trolled so hard yet trolling so hard in return) 
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Cvuos
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 15:24:00 -
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Originally by: Cassandra Complex
Your definition of Freud is pathetic and ignorant, thus proving your IQ is a number below your shoe size.
That is all.
Your definition of a definition is pretty laffo, thus proving I have very large feet.
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shaerc
Tree of Liberty
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Posted - 2007.12.23 15:32:00 -
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Edited by: shaerc on 23/12/2007 15:36:28
*finds all your names on the list and ticks them off*
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Larry Wong
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 15:34:00 -
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Originally by: shaerc
*finds all your names on on the list and ticks them off*
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Director Stoned
Band of Developers
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Posted - 2007.12.23 15:40:00 -
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haha it tok more liek 13 months 4 u 2 kill RISE. EVE univeserity will be dining in nol b4 u ****s
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Cvuos
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 15:47:00 -
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Originally by: shaerc
Edited by: shaerc on 23/12/2007 15:36:28
*finds all your names on the list and ticks them off*
*loses a region*
*posts in a thread*
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Lu Yan
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 15:53:00 -
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****posting here due to jabber being down
****, I just saw ron paul on MSNBC. How can anyone be so insanely supportive. Have you heard his voice? He sounds like a middle school student running for student council talking about getting rid of homework and endless recess. Goddamn I hate goons sometimes. Then yodzilla goes and makes a new game genies.
Also: Deadtear, hows it going?
Furthermore,
i should really start jewing for the secret santa gift.
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Cvuos
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 15:57:00 -
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Predicting major santa drama. Also I hope solo isn't celebrating xmas with his family or anything, forums need fixing. 
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Sanka Cofie
Amarr
Nubs.
Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.12.23 16:22:00 -
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Originally by: Cassandra Complex
Your definition of Freud is pathetic and ignorant, thus proving your IQ is a number below your shoe size.
That is all.
This is an example of sequential reasoning. Sequential reasoning is a line of argument wherein people give a bunch of reasons in sequence on why they're an idiot and should be killed in a high speed crash with a clown car.
Sequential reasoning is often used in mathematical proofs, in which logic demands people to QED or STFU.
Sequential reasoning was invented, to decide who should settle a bar tab, by the Greek philosophizer Aristotle.
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-[WillChat4ISK]-
I can be the handsome Amarr space captain.
You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl. |
Sycosys
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.12.23 16:26:00 -
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:argh: solodrakban :argh:
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