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Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.24 16:27:00 - [1] This happened on my birthday, some good samaritans (don't care for spelling) found the guy I hate and popped/podded him... I 50M for thanks, then another 50m for the smacklog I KNEW was there... anyway, here's the log. Edited so Thoriumblade doesn't get embarassed... whoops! I give you... the ultimate smack log! EVE System > Channel changed to * Local Channel ThoriumBlade > n00bs ThoriumBlade > gimme my ship back Good person 1> think you misunderstood a simple thing... ThoriumBlade > Idc man, I worked hard on those mills Good person 2> we do 2 ^^ ThoriumBlade > go shove a torpedo up your asses Good person 2 > differnce is you earn it, we take it from youi ThoriumBlade > you feel e-tough dont ya ThoriumBlade > shooting players weaker than you Good person 1> oh yeah, we do =) ThoriumBlade > sad ThoriumBlade > very sad Good person 3 > for u Good person 1 > the others are wise enough to keep away from us ThoriumBlade > what an idiot ThoriumBlade > only one way to get to Antem ThoriumBlade > and that's through you n00bs Egarhi > they prolly are since they did not pod you ThoriumBlade > shutup n00b ThoriumBlade > gimme 100mil! Good person 1 > sure ^^ ThoriumBlade > I rememebr that Galideeth** ThoriumBlade > he stalked me once Good person 1 > or twice ^^ ThoriumBlade > Rooo, get Sirius Corp to war these low lifes Good person 1 > very strange... but you are welcome =) Great person! > lol or just safe the money and realize we are outlaws Good person 1 > lol Great person! > waste your money if it makes you feel better Good person 1 > yeah pls do so ThoriumBlade > I'd laugh to death when your cop gets obliterated ThoriumBlade > and lose your n00b battleships ThoriumBlade > corp* Great person! > yep your uber mates will make us cry Great person! > sounds familiar ThoriumBlade > give me 100 mil! Good person 1 > have heared something like that.... Good person 1 > give me 150 and you will get them ThoriumBlade > I'll have your heads on a platter Great person! > a prophecy isnt even worth the 20ish million you'd pay for it ThoriumBlade > you idiot Great person! > :) Good person 1 > seems like someone is a little bis nervous or even angry... ThoriumBlade > I have 60mil worth of implants ThoriumBlade > in tha tpod ThoriumBlade > you**s Good person 1 > oh, next time better keep them off low sec =) ThoriumBlade > stfu you ThoriumBlade > I've been travelling this space for 2 months now ThoriumBlade > it was always peaceful ThoriumBlade > you sad *s Great person! > hehe Good person 1 > lol ThoriumBlade > yeah keep laughing youloser Great person! > we knew it would be hilarious if we eventually kill you More in next post!* Yeah, it goes on.... Originally by: Tarminic Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.24 16:34:00 - [2] Great Person! > and tada ThoriumBlade > tada yourself ThoriumBlade > **face ThoriumBlade > lol Great Person! > lol how did you know? ThoriumBlade > give me back my 100mil ThoriumBlade > * Good person 1 > =) ThoriumBlade > you will die in real life Good person 1 > as i said give me 150 and you receive it as fast as i can Great Person! > why are you fitting overdrives on a prophecy if you don't mind? Good person 1 > sure we all have to ThoriumBlade > I'm not an idiot like you Good person 1 > yes i see ThoriumBlade > you will die sooner than old age yougot ThoriumBlade > give me back my 100mil Great Person! > no Great Person! > not in 1000 years ThoriumBlade > yes ThoriumBlade > 110mil now Good person 1 > did he call me *? ThoriumBlade > yeah you * Great Person!> lol well arguably he threatened you in rl ThoriumBlade > you are your corp's personal * ThoriumBlade > always taking it in the ass Great Person! > hes lucky we have humour Good person 1 > maybe you want to join us? ^^ ThoriumBlade > blah blah lucky blah blah blah Good person 1 > yeah he is... ThoriumBlade > like I'd join a corp full ofs Good Person 3 > he could work for us Good Person 3 > as a slave ThoriumBlade > that s each other in the ass in low sec space Great Person! > lol you make it sound obscene ThoriumBlade > stfu ThoriumBlade > go cry to daddy Good person 1 > or ccp ^^ Great Person! > obviously ^^ ThoriumBlade > you lvoe his up your ThoriumBlade > your y ass ThoriumBlade > Great Person! > hey you are running out of insults ThoriumBlade > your mom is running out of insults Great Person! > try harder ThoriumBlade > no thanks I'm not * like you ThoriumBlade > I ratehr try harder with a girl ThoriumBlade > :) Good person 1 > can you pls come over here, so we can get you off this local again... Great Person!> i doubt that'll ever work for you... ThoriumBlade > it would be for me but not for you ThoriumBlade > you're too busy raping players ThoriumBlade > like a** rapist you are Great Person! > lol you are funneh :) ThoriumBlade > yeah you getting ** by Galideeth is funneh ThoriumBlade > you homos ThoriumBlade > he stalks people, grab them and take it back to your corp headquarters ThoriumBlade > sick s Good person 1 > is it possible, you project your own mistake to other ppl? ThoriumBlade > oh look it's the Malakka personal * again Good person 1 > hey shall i tell you what we do with your corpse? ThoriumBlade > go spread your cheeks for your corpies Originally by:** Tarminic Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent.
Sir Dancealot	Posted - 2007.12.24 16:37:00 - [3] TO TEH BAN-MOBILE YAY \/ Originally by: Incantare Thread does not deliver. I was expecting a story, funny, surprising or otherwise interesting. Instead I got to read Kehmor's smacking. Awesome.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.24 16:39:00 - [4] Good person 1 > you think that would help me? ThoriumBlade > I dont give a ** what helps you, I dont ever wanna help you in yourgot escapades ThoriumBlade > get teh out of this regions you pieces of s Good person 1 > pls remember: you are talking to a lady... ThoriumBlade > you're not a lady you ThoriumBlade > you're a guy with big wide ass overused from the sodomizations of your fellow corps because you them so much Great person! > and you know i am 14y so please no profanties :) ThoriumBlade > boohoo someone's 14year old ThoriumBlade > INTERNET ThoriumBlade > SERIOUS BUSINESS Great person! > lol Great person!> a bit too serious in your case Random local? > lol Great person! > you should see the doctor Good person 1 > weekly ThoriumBlade > yous need to see the doctor ThoriumBlade > camping in gates doing nohting but each other and loot innocent players ThoriumBlade > go fight in a corp war you pussies Good person 1 > pls remember you are the one who travels through lowsec... ThoriumBlade > GO FIGH TIN A CORP WAR YOU * Great person!> just come around with your corp Great person! > oh wait.... ThoriumBlade > lmfao ThoriumBlade > idiot Great person! > its no surprise you are still in a noob corp given your social skills Good person 1> ^^ ThoriumBlade > ohlook thes happy again ThoriumBlade > he sure loves erimon in his ass Great person! > :) ThoriumBlade >GOTS ThoriumBlade > hahahaha ThoriumBlade > pussies ThoriumBlade > :) ThoriumBlade > no damage lmafao ThoriumBlade > torture isn't it? ThoriumBlade > not being able to kill your vistim ThoriumBlade > xD Good person 1 > ? ThoriumBlade > victim ThoriumBlade > Galideeth yougot ThoriumBlade > go stalk more people Random local? > language plz Random local? > not very nice Random local? > :_( ThoriumBlade > lol ThoriumBlade > do you know these guys? Random local? > what guys ThoriumBlade > they're camping the first stargate on the list ThoriumBlade > they're piraets Random local? > uhh, they r there often ThoriumBlade > lol ThoriumBlade > sad Random local? > did u find out the hard way? ThoriumBlade > lol Good person 1 > lol ThoriumBlade > I was in a shuttle when I first saw them ThoriumBlade > i was 0km near the stargate ThoriumBlade > Ather, go attack them ThoriumBlade > they're rapist and pillagers Random local? > oh totally good idea Random local? > yeah engaging gate camps in my hac is a lot of fun Originally by:** Tarminic Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.24 16:44:00 - [5] ThoriumBlade > get your corp to attack them Random Local > yeah ill bring all of viziam!! Random Local> :P ThoriumBlade > size: medium ThoriumBlade > damn lol Random Local> its an npc corp... ThoriumBlade > you have a lot of employment history ThoriumBlade > you must've traiend a lot of skills ThoriumBlade > you can take these n00bs ThoriumBlade > more than 2 of them have warp jammers though Random Local> aww man Random Local > this ship was so cool lol ThoriumBlade > O_o ThoriumBlade > hey Ather, got 30mil to spare? ThoriumBlade > those n00bs wont give me back 100mil Random Local > who the hell r u and why would i give u money for being a noob ThoriumBlade > :o ThoriumBlade > I thought we were cool man :( Random Local > i am cool good person 1 > ^^ Random Local > but it doesnt make me wanna give u money ThoriumBlade > Monbars, shutup you shim ThoriumBlade > I remember you now! ThoriumBlade > you attacked that pirate in that one asteroid belt and lost lolol good person 1> didn¦t say anything.. only ^^ ThoriumBlade > I should've looted your wreckage Random Local > at least the pods look cool with the new graphics :\ good person 1 > ? maybe you should if you got a chance... they are rare =) ThoriumBlade > give me back my 100mil you bastards! good person 1 > no again ThoriumBlade > yes again ThoriumBlade > 120mil now A German!!! > eve was haste auf dem herzen? good person 1 > ? ThoriumBlade > Sukar ThoriumBlade > Eve Monbars = *****e ThoriumBlade > :) ThoriumBlade > angriff Monbars good person 1 > ? good person 1 > talking to me? ThoriumBlade > aww the sad n00bs arent camping anymore ThoriumBlade > well yay now A German!!! > ThoriumBlade pls shut up u flamer ThoriumBlade > lol ThoriumBlade > you learned english A German!!! > pff ThoriumBlade > get out of this region yougots A German!!!> lol are u the alt from bulldog? EVE System > Channel changed to Local Channel And there we go, my X-mas gift to the forums! Originally by:** Tarminic Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent.
Pitt Bull Caldari Naval Reserve	Posted - 2007.12.24 16:48:00 - [6] Happy Birthday!
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Heimatar Services Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.12.24 16:49:00 - [7] mmm smackalicious Originally by: Cecil Montague They should change that warning on entering low sec to: "Go read Crime and Punishment for a few days then come back."
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.24 16:50:00 - [8] Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 24/12/2007 16:50:18 Originally by: Pitt Bull Happy Birthday! It got so much better when I got an evemail asking if I was the guy that was paying to have this guy popped and they saved the smacklog for me Granted there's some colorful insults in here, but without people like the victim here, Eve wouldn't be quite as much fun Originally by: Tarminic Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent.
Miksta Caldari Ma-Ven Industries	Posted - 2007.12.24 16:57:00 - [9] lol epic Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Mitnal
Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2007.12.24 17:00:00 - [10] congrats mate :) ~Drake Dare you Defy me?!
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.24 17:04:00 - [11] My vengeance is now complete... took about 10 months because he quit Eve for 6 months after I held him hostage in a highsec station with a T1 cruiser (He had a Ferox, no wardec, he in noob corp). The smack was great then too Originally by: Tarminic Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent.
Rixsta Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2007.12.24 17:28:00 - [12] My favourite bits: Quote: ThoriumBlade > he stalks people, grab them and take it back to your corp headquarters Yeah, like an illegal mini cab driver on a Saturday night... ok Quote: ThoriumBlade > they're rapist and pillagers Vikings ... ok Quote: ThoriumBlade > you have a lot of employment history ThoriumBlade > you must've traiend a lot of skills ThoriumBlade > you can take these n00bs just lol... Nice one -------------------------------
Tzar'rim Minmatar Reckless Corsairs	Posted - 2007.12.24 17:48:00 - [13] can I come over to your system and just sit in local watching in glee as these idiots try to get rid of their adrenaline and low self esteem? I promise I won't kill any of you!
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2007.12.24 18:30:00 - [14] IBTL And boy, that guy's an idiot... _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Niffetin Gallente CONsordium Infinate	Posted - 2007.12.24 19:38:00 - [15] My corpmates <3 WTS: Armageddon / Void L / Mobile Large Warp Disruptor
Max Nero Endless Fury	Posted - 2007.12.24 20:31:00 - [16] Now, if he could only come over to C&P to smack then we'll have another legend in the making. Originally by: Niklo Game to become is more and more similar to prison for not aggressive people.
Supreme Biovizier	Posted - 2007.12.24 20:38:00 - [17] Why do I never get smack and others get four pages? Also, happy birthday. Also, IBTL.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.24 20:39:00 - [18] He won't come in here... hasn't talked to me since the incident 10 months ago where he petitioned me for stalking him Originally by: Tarminic Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent.
Elridon Caldari Interstellar Corporation of Exploration	Posted - 2007.12.24 20:46:00 - [19] I remember that day... we were gonna suicide him with thrashers in his mining hole. Still have that thing oddly enough. How many times total did he petition you anyway? Also, IBTL Lurk mode active
Max Nero Endless Fury	Posted - 2007.12.24 20:57:00 - [20] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny He won't come in here... hasn't talked to me since the incident 10 months ago where he petitioned me for stalking him I bet GM's had a blast reading it. Originally by: Niklo Game to become is more and more similar to prison for not aggressive people.
Tal Nok Amarr DEATH'S LEGION	Posted - 2007.12.24 21:45:00 - [21] This has been the best xmas present evar. Originally by: hellsknights It's always nice to kill something you can't afford
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.24 21:48:00 - [22] Originally by: Elridon I remember that day... we were gonna suicide him with thrashers in his mining hole. Still have that thing oddly enough. How many times total did he petition you anyway? Also, IBTL To my knowledge 3. Once for stalking... once for violating some privacy term he made up in the EULA... and once for telling everyone I was offering 150M isk for his corpse Wow... I can really hold a grudge Originally by: Tarminic Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent.
Damares Maximum Yarrage	Posted - 2007.12.24 21:50:00 - [23] Lol i love guys like this, we got one a few days ago, he was smacking us in empire calling us low life ore thieves e.t.c (we just tipped an entire mining op of about 20 dudes and got their HAC escort concorded) so we started smacking back, eventualy provoked him to agress in his drake so we warped in. he was dieing fine then a random dude in a domi warped in and started to remote shield boost him with drones and then a moa joined in, anyways we couldnt kill him being so remote rep'd and didnt want to agress too domi and it was looking bad. Buddy warped in and popped the hshield maintenance drones in his rifter but got nuked, i chased moa off, had him into struc before he warped (stabs ftw) anyway the smack talking drake died like a tonne of bricks once his buddies where not helping him, as soon as he popped i talked the domi who we brought into struc and then made him sing "when a man loves a woman" on VC to save it. was probably the biggest laugh ive ever had on eve, gotta love the crazy guys
Ethion mUfFiN fAcToRy	Posted - 2007.12.24 21:52:00 - [24] Happy birthday corpy
Max Nero Endless Fury	Posted - 2007.12.24 21:56:00 - [25] Originally by: Damares i talked the domi who we brought into struc and then made him sing "when a man loves a woman" on VC to save it. Linky linky? Originally by: Niklo Game to become is more and more similar to prison for not aggressive people.
Damares Maximum Yarrage	Posted - 2007.12.24 22:02:00 - [26] Originally by: Max Nero Originally by: Damares i talked the domi who we brought into struc and then made him sing "when a man loves a woman" on VC to save it. Linky linky? was a spur of the moment thing, wish we had recorded but wasnt able too at the time, was hilarious, he only really sung the chorus, kinda talked the rest to a rhythm, was still genious though :D all future singers are gonna get recorded though, got everything ready so we dont miss another :)
Ernesto Hoost	Posted - 2007.12.24 22:05:00 - [27] Wow thats a lot of smack I thought at first Thorium was what they gave to sociopaths, but that's Lithium, maybe ThoriumBlade should try some And...
VB Sarge The Bastards	Posted - 2007.12.24 22:18:00 - [28] ThoriumBlade > INTERNET ThoriumBlade > SERIOUS BUSINESS It was about there that I simply could not hold the laugh in anymore. I almost peed myself. Thank you so much! www.the-bastards.com
Gladiator Jonny Omniscient Order	Posted - 2007.12.24 22:25:00 - [29] i want to see what happens if he looses a harbringer. and for christmas, i want him to loose a battleship
Kaarii	Posted - 2007.12.24 23:06:00 - [30] Here we have a crystal clear example of someone who should be playing against crappy AI, and not other people. For christmas, we should give Thorium a copy of X3 :) You can just feel him seething over the loss-- i bet his keyboard is covered with mouth-foam.

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