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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.12.31 17:53:00 -
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I doubt you will beleive me but I am saluting this one as a read it. God save the Queen, Rule Brittania. The sad thing is that for around 60% of it I can see the logic as flawless.
~Nyron
Originally by: SoftRevolution Not liking Haruhi is like not liking puppies or rainbows or whisky.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.12.31 18:15:00 -
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In all honesty, I looked over some of the history and I keep coming back to a few points.
The Empire was at war with the powers of Spain and France, so paying for deffence is a given right? The people in the colonies had it good - they were lower than the average British citizen by a considerable amount. There was a local governence, the policies of the Empire came from the capital in London, a months travel so representation at parlaiment wouldn't work well, so local governments loyal to the crown were in place.
Conclusion, whoever started the rebellion was looking for an excuse and pounced on it when it was offered. What I allways laugh at is when it is displayed as if the US was the first country to have a democracy when Britain and France were the main ones of the age with the precursor of the Roman Republic.
~Nyron
Originally by: SoftRevolution Not liking Haruhi is like not liking puppies or rainbows or whisky.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.12.31 18:29:00 -
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Edited by: Kirjava on 31/12/2007 18:32:19 I move one further, abolish Canada, the UK, the USA, Australia and New Zealand and implement the British Federation - we all speak English and with digital communications we could pull it off.
~Nyron
Originally by: SoftRevolution Not liking Haruhi is like not liking puppies or rainbows or whisky.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.12.31 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Keorythe Um..how exactly do you plan on getting the tax collectors and other enforcement agents to the US. I mean your navy sucks bigtime. The Norway is too busy bouncing cruise liners off of icebergs to lend you its fleet.
Are you serious? If I am reading this right, you are saying that Britain - as in the Britain - has no Navy or perhaps that the Royal Navy - considered the second most deadly on earth just because the US has more ships it can throw it- is crap?
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If you wait for another year or two we should be finishing up this little spat in Iraq and we will be more than happy to "escort" anyone you wish to send over for a nominal fee of course. Euro's only please.
Okay.
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Question: Does that mean we have to grow bad teeth?
Tea has a property of strengthening teeth - by product is a more natural yellow. Technicaly speaking white teeth look better but are unhealthy.
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Question: Do all of our women get to go by UK standards thereby allowing our "chubby" girls to be counted as "normal" sized?
You realy don't want to go there, while there is a rising obesity problem here it is the same as the US in many respects, girls in my area weigh around 60-70kg by the looks of it.
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Question: Does this mean we have to go completely "retro" in music taste and/or start pumping out really bad techno by the boatloads? Talking "over the rainbow" and "hobbits to isengard" techno as serious music not jokes.
Does this matter? We allready have American bands doing gigs here and vice versa, both are English speaking and hence interchangable in both countries - nothing changes in this respect.
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Question: Does this mean we have to understand bad english humor now? I mean I dont think even the Swedish get most of the humor.
It is British humor, and the only swede I know greets me by calling me "HAG", I reply "FASCIST!". He gets it.
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Question: Do our soldiers have to do that funky foot stomp when turning?
With integration into the Royal Army, yes, please note that it is extra disipline and we lose less soldiers.
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Question: Since we can't get our hip-hop (chav) or Louisiana types to speak american english even fairly well, who do you plan to bring over to get them to speak UK english?
We realy don't care about this class of people if they act the same as the British Chav.
~Nyron
Originally by: SoftRevolution Not liking Haruhi is like not liking puppies or rainbows or whisky.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2007.12.31 18:49:00 -
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Originally by: Asestorian Some of the people in here don't quite get this. If you take this seriously you are stuck a little too far up your own arse.
Problem is that although it is a joke, some bits are so true it is sad and not funny. My above reply was a serious response to a series of series of questiong - which came out as humorous from my point of view.
~Nyron
Originally by: SoftRevolution Not liking Haruhi is like not liking puppies or rainbows or whisky.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2008.01.01 16:00:00 -
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Originally by: Max Godsnottlingson For none UK/US readers. You have to understand one thing about us all in the UK and US. We're like family, we'll bicker and argue like hell at eachother. But god help anybody who tries to get between us.
We Westerners are an interesting lot, we bicker and grumble but when something outside of us threatens we band together and don't give an inch. Very much sighning this one, for all the grumbles I have about Americans they are still family.
~Nyron
Originally by: SoftRevolution Not liking Haruhi is like not liking puppies or rainbows or whisky.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2008.01.01 19:26:00 -
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Originally by: James Swindle I think he was refering to the fact that if the Russians hadn't kept the Germans busy on the eastern front, then the Germans would of been able to move the majority of there forces to the western front...and thus the out come COULD of been very different.
Similarly - Germany could have won the nuclear race and easily forced Britain into a surrender and annexation by a demonstration. I think it was one small miscalculation and if he ahd gone over it again and thought, "huh, forgot to carry the one" or something similar we would have a very different world. Not sure, but what would the odds be of N-Germany invading North America after dealing with Britain and Russia?
~Nyron
Originally by: SoftRevolution Not liking Haruhi is like not liking puppies or rainbows or whisky.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2008.01.02 20:41:00 -
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In regards to us moving towards a debate on WW2, I have this to say.
The generation that I am a part of seems not to realy care about who did what in the war. It happened closing in on 70 years ago, the people who lead our nations back then are dead, the generation born in the war is aging and retired, and since a country is it's people I say that the now nonexistence of the French and British Empires, the change from the USA of being an industrial isolationist power to hedgemon then losing that is more important now. When it comes down to it, does knowing that the US governent of 70 years ago helped us make that much of a difference to how you view them today? I know I certainly don't, the US is making it's mark on me with it's current actions and not with the legacy it inherited, it's the same with Britain and the slave trade -why should we apologise for what our ancestors did against someone elses ancestors if it happened to many generations ago?
For the record, I do value the discussion as a debate and to judge where we going, but the heart of the matter it is in the past, and the number of Europeans that beleive America won the war for us will allways be in the minority, and vice verca for Americans thinking US troops just spead up the inevitable victory.
~Nyron
Originally by: SoftRevolution Not liking Haruhi is like not liking puppies or rainbows or whisky.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2008.01.02 22:31:00 -
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Edited by: Kirjava on 02/01/2008 22:31:09
Originally by: Sister ImpotentataOr in other words:
I love me some BF'42, whether it be with US'ers, Canadians, British, Germans, or even the occasional Frenchie or Eyetalian.
Haven't a clue what this means 
~Nyron
Originally by: SoftRevolution Not liking Haruhi is like not liking puppies or rainbows or whisky.
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