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Patch86
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Posted - 2007.12.31 16:57:00 -
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Very old, but still worth a giggle 
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 Originally by: CCP Prism X
There's no such thing as playing too much EvE!
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2007.12.31 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: Keorythe
Um..how exactly do you plan on getting the tax collectors and other enforcement agents to the US. I mean your navy sucks bigtime. The Norway is too busy bouncing cruise liners off of icebergs to lend you its fleet.
If you wait for another year or two we should be finishing up this little spat in Iraq and we will be more than happy to "escort" anyone you wish to send over for a nominal fee of course. Euro's only please.
Question: Does that mean we have to grow bad teeth?
Question: Do all of our women get to go by UK standards thereby allowing our "chubby" girls to be counted as "normal" sized?
Question: Does this mean we have to go completely "retro" in music taste and/or start pumping out really bad techno by the boatloads? Talking "over the rainbow" and "hobbits to isengard" techno as serious music not jokes.
Question: Does this mean we have to understand bad english humor now? I mean I dont think even the Swedish get most of the humor.
Question: Do our soldiers have to do that funky foot stomp when turning?
Question: Since we can't get our hip-hop (chav) or Louisiana types to speak american english even fairly well, who do you plan to bring over to get them to speak UK english?
PAYE Income tax
Yes
Americanmakingfatpersonjokesironyoverload
Yes
Yes
Yes
And a good education system might make a good start
Seriously though, humour thread dude, it's a humour thread 
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Originally by: CCP Prism X
There's no such thing as playing too much EvE!
You all obviously need more accounts! |
Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2008.01.01 22:46:00 -
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Originally by: Sister Impotentata
Edited by: Sister Impotentata on 01/01/2008 16:01:38
Originally by: Max Godsnottlingson
How many Amaricans know that last summer saw a small cerimony at the Bank of England when the last payment was made from the UK government to the US for all the help we got from you.
I sure didn't. Kudos. Although given the strength of your currency, how hard could it have been? What, you all rummaged around in your collective couches for some loose change? Instead of a cash payout, though, I'd rather you did something meaningful and important, like come over here and help set up a proper Association Football infrastructure.
If only you people were interested, we'd do it completely for free
Does this thread count as Godwin'd yet?
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Originally by: CCP Prism X
There's no such thing as playing too much EvE!
You all obviously need more accounts! |
Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:37:00 -
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Originally by: Jorek Glayyd
There is no point, just like this entire post....
And so's your face.
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Originally by: CCP Prism X
There's no such thing as playing too much EvE!
You all obviously need more accounts! |
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