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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 02:39:00 -
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Originally by: Tido Maliyu That's assuming they experience internal disputes, which no one can really tell right now...
Yes, your right, we have no idea what BoB's internal communications are like on a daily basis. We should work on that.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 03:10:00 -
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Originally by: sicaru
Originally by: CobraBytez CAOD told me that giving BoB good fights means they win. Good thing we don't do that.
Goons couldn't give BoB a good fight even if they wanted to.
Happy New Year!
Welcome to Delve
We dont want to, and we wont. Read the OP.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 03:11:00 -
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Originally by: Zeus Same old tune
And you have danced well to it, region after region.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 03:12:00 -
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Originally by: Onchas Erivvia Meanwhile, back at the secret Goon HQ in Second Life, on Dilbo Island, Mittani prays to his beloved lord, AxeManiac, that his latest attempt to rally the Goons actually gets his little worker Bees to stop playing POTBS Open Beta and log in to Eve.
Will he be able to rally enough Goons to break 100 people in a gang?
Tune in next thread when Mittani will say, "Where's my mittens?" after posting a rotating gif of his favourite Lolzcats of 2007.
Should have seen the count in 25s...oh wait, none of you showed up.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 03:18:00 -
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Originally by: Deathwings Oracle
Originally by: laotse we all seen this from bob so why all the biggering now from members bob has done this for 2 year,s now we have a new kid on the block ;p
Didn't the New Kids on the Block burn down a hotel they were staying in then fade into nothing?
Yep, thats our plan, too. Once BoB is gone, we go poof.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 03:23:00 -
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Originally by: Onchas Erivvia
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Onchas Erivvia Meanwhile, back at the secret Goon HQ in Second Life, on Dilbo Island, Mittani prays to his beloved lord, AxeManiac, that his latest attempt to rally the Goons actually gets his little worker Bees to stop playing POTBS Open Beta and log in to Eve.
Will he be able to rally enough Goons to break 100 people in a gang?
Tune in next thread when Mittani will say, "Where's my mittens?" after posting a rotating gif of his favourite Lolzcats of 2007.
Should have seen the count in 25s...oh wait, none of you showed up.
Originally by: "mittens" 2. *** IN 25S/FAT
<checks box number 2>
Um, no. This was a few nights ago, when us and our allies obliterated your POS in system.
To be fair, I really do not expect you to know much about the system, since MC took it for you. Unless you shed blood there, its hard to remember things.
Maybe you can get MC to beat back the evil Goons again..oh wait
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 03:25:00 -
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Originally by: Deathwings Oracle Can i have ur stuff?
Sure. What hi-sec system will you be cowering in by that time? I will make arrangements now.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 03:44:00 -
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The following was written by Waagaa Ktlehr, not so well known bobbit (he frequents other forums, where BoBs particular brand of delusional insanity is more accepted):
"My CEO says it best and has been saying it when we controlled 8 regions and still says it. POS are a means to get fights. The real BoB sees the current situation as victory. We log in and get pretty much instant PvP. The current push by the coalition, while commendable, is being achieved by rallying insane odds. We smile at the odds and look at ways to kill them anyway. That's what improves us and that's why we happily jump into 2:1 odds and sometimes take the field anyway. I don't see BoB end anytime soon. We might lose space, but as an alliance we've pretty much accomplished what we said we would do: control all of 0.0. Look at the map. Look at the alliances, look at who controls their game. All these nap fests. Yes, we control your game. We have accomplished what we set to do. Now we are just going to have fun while killing a ****load of you red peeps."
Yes, this is what BoB believe. Please contrast this with their statements made through the years. Suffice it to say, the rationalization expressed in the above statement is so severely disconnected from reality that the writer and his cohorts should seek professional psychiatric care. Only then can they be properly diagnosed and prescribed the few psychoactive medications powerful enough to bring them back to their senses.
Please seek help, bobbits. ItĘs for your own good.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 03:46:00 -
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Originally by: Dafuzz
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Deathwings Oracle Can i have ur stuff?
Sure. What hi-sec system will you be cowering in by that time? I will make arrangements now.
Trying to seriouspost?
Rens please.
Nope, just keeping this at the top.
And I'm all out of stuff, Deathwings gets it all. Sorry.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:00:00 -
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Originally by: TWD
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Coranor Hurry up then lets go. Bloody well took you long enough.
let me spell this out for you an all da pubs:
bob says 'do x raaa we want x' so we do not-x because we dislike you*~~~~~
Bring it.
Ah, TWD, ever the master of exposition. I can see why you have the reputation for being one of the duller knives in BoB's drawer.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:05:00 -
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Originally by: Jake Noble x noobie frigate tackler
And here is TWD's understudy. A statement so brief, yet overflowing with ignorance. Good show, bobbit.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:12:00 -
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Edited by: Nymysys on 01/01/2008 04:14:41
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr Did I just get trolled? Oh wait, ad-hominem..
Report button, nice.
No, you were embarressed.
At least you spelled it right.
Perhaps you would like to expound on your quote? Give a little insight to the rest of EvE regarding this rationalization? I know they are having trouble understanding it, being sane and all.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:17:00 -
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Originally by: snerdly
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr Did I just get trolled? Oh wait, ad-hominem..
Report button, nice.
Man, what a douche.
Also, I think I speak for all bitter anti-bob vets when I say DIE YOU SCUM DIE AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr. Ktlehr is simply being consistent with his past behavior. I expect nothing less from him.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:19:00 -
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Originally by: Franga Edited by: Franga on 01/01/2008 04:17:10
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr Did I just get trolled? Oh wait, ad-hominem..
Report button, nice.
No, you were embarressed.
At least you spelled it right.
embarrassed* and spelt*
You really do not get subtle humor, do you? Irony? Does it need to be spelled out for you?
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Tholarim Damn when are those pesky bob gonna die 
Ah, Thol! Master BoB diplomat! One of the architects of this grand strategy BoB has pursued these many months. I bow to your genius, sir. You surely have EvE right where you want them! Bravo!
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:27:00 -
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Originally by: Himo Amasacia
Originally by: Nymysys The following was written by Waagaa Ktlehr, not so well known bobbit (he frequents other forums, where BoBs particular brand of delusional insanity is more accepted):
"My CEO says it best and has been saying it when we controlled 8 regions and still says it. POS are a means to get fights. The real BoB sees the current situation as victory. We log in and get pretty much instant PvP. The current push by the coalition, while commendable, is being achieved by rallying insane odds. We smile at the odds and look at ways to kill them anyway. That's what improves us and that's why we happily jump into 2:1 odds and sometimes take the field anyway. I don't see BoB end anytime soon. We might lose space, but as an alliance we've pretty much accomplished what we said we would do: control all of 0.0. Look at the map. Look at the alliances, look at who controls their game. All these nap fests. Yes, we control your game. We have accomplished what we set to do. Now we are just going to have fun while killing a ****load of you red peeps."
Yes, this is what BoB believe. Please contrast this with their statements made through the years. Suffice it to say, the rationalization expressed in the above statement is so severely disconnected from reality that the writer and his cohorts should seek professional psychiatric care. Only then can they be properly diagnosed and prescribed the few psychoactive medications powerful enough to bring them back to their senses.
Please seek help, bobbits. ItĘs for your own good.
And in the meantime, in game, the only way to get BOB to log in is to offer them fights against MC&Co which they can outnumber 2 to 1. And they seem to literally run rings to avoid fighting everyone else. As always the rhetoric and the reality in game diverge quite remarkably.
Anyway happy new year everyone! 
Yes. A few nights ago, well over 200 hundred Coalition and others in 25S local, for over THREE HOURS, purging POS. About five BoB in system when it started, and they all slinked out over the course of the evening.
But remember what BoB says, POS are a means to get fights! To bad they don't actually show up for them.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:29:00 -
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Originally by: TWD Edited by: TWD on 01/01/2008 04:24:45
Originally by: The Mittani
'bring it' is usually said at the beginning of a war before losing all but one region, just f y i
~*fart*~
Why don't you leave again when the going gets tough and leave Suas and Sesfan to fix it only to come back when things look great again.
ICEBURN!!!
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:38:00 -
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Originally by: Tholarim
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim Damn when are those pesky bob gonna die 
Ah, Thol! Master BoB diplomat! One of the architects of this grand strategy BoB has pursued these many months. I bow to your genius, sir. You surely have EvE right where you want them! Bravo!
First time any1 called me a diplomat, do i get a pay increase molle?
Well, sir, I can see why no one has ever confused with being a diplomat, your dealings with your (former) allies speak volumes of the intricate subtlties of diplomacy you weave! To bad those (former) allies were too dense, and incorrectly interpreted it as you being arrogant and domineering! Silly allies!!! Can't tell good diplomacy even when they are bludgeoned in the head with it!!!
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:40:00 -
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Originally by: Franga
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Franga Edited by: Franga on 01/01/2008 04:17:10
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Waagaa Ktlehr Did I just get trolled? Oh wait, ad-hominem..
Report button, nice.
No, you were embarressed.
At least you spelled it right.
embarrassed* and spelt*
You really do not get subtle humor, do you? Irony? Does it need to be spelled out for you?
spelt*
Uh, so the joke could not repeat itself in the reply? You guys cannot see the humor in that? Jeez.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:44:00 -
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Originally by: Tido Maliyu
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim Damn when are those pesky bob gonna die 
Ah, Thol! Master BoB diplomat! One of the architects of this grand strategy BoB has pursued these many months. I bow to your genius, sir. You surely have EvE right where you want them! Bravo!
First time any1 called me a diplomat, do i get a pay increase molle?
Well, sir, I can see why no one has ever confused with being a diplomat, your dealings with your (former) allies speak volumes of the intricate subtlties of diplomacy you weave! To bad those (former) allies were too dense, and incorrectly interpreted it as you being arrogant and domineering! Silly allies!!! Can't tell good diplomacy even when they are bludgeoned in the head with it!!!
Wonder what this might've said if you spelled right...
CANT YOU GUYS DETECT SCHTICK WHEN YOU SEE IT?
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:49:00 -
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Originally by: Tido Maliyu
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tido Maliyu
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim Damn when are those pesky bob gonna die 
Ah, Thol! Master BoB diplomat! One of the architects of this grand strategy BoB has pursued these many months. I bow to your genius, sir. You surely have EvE right where you want them! Bravo!
First time any1 called me a diplomat, do i get a pay increase molle?
Well, sir, I can see why no one has ever confused with being a diplomat, your dealings with your (former) allies speak volumes of the intricate subtlties of diplomacy you weave! To bad those (former) allies were too dense, and incorrectly interpreted it as you being arrogant and domineering! Silly allies!!! Can't tell good diplomacy even when they are bludgeoned in the head with it!!!
Wonder what this might've said if you spelled right...
CANT YOU GUYS DETECT SCHTICK WHEN YOU SEE IT?
How would you define SCHTICK? 
Look it up. A gimmick used to comedic affect, often ironic in nature. WHY IS NO ONE LAUGHING!!! Bah!
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:50:00 -
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Originally by: Franga Edited by: Franga on 01/01/2008 04:46:45
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim Damn when are those pesky bob gonna die 
Ah, Thol! Master BoB diplomat! One of the architects of this grand strategy BoB has pursued these many months. I bow to your genius, sir. You surely have EvE right where you want them! Bravo!
First time any1 called me a diplomat, do i get a pay increase molle?
Well, sir, I can see why no one has ever confused with being a diplomat, your dealings with your (former) allies speak volumes of the intricate subtlties of diplomacy you weave! To bad those (former) allies were too dense, and incorrectly interpreted it as you being arrogant and domineering! Silly allies!!! Can't tell good diplomacy even when they are bludgeoned in the head with it!!!
subtleties* too*
See, you caught the other one. Good! It's working! Now, laugh!?!?!
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:53:00 -
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Originally by: Tholarim Edited by: Tholarim on 01/01/2008 04:49:54
Originally by: The Mittani Edited by: The Mittani on 01/01/2008 04:39:33
Originally by: some dudes and thol
Quote:
Quote:
You really do not get subtle humor, do you? Irony? Does it need to be spelled out for you?
spelt*
KABLAMMO!
i dont think you 'get' kablammo
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spelled
i don't think you "get" BoB
I don't think you "get" reality
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:56:00 -
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Originally by: Tido Maliyu
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tido Maliyu
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tido Maliyu
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim Damn when are those pesky bob gonna die 
Ah, Thol! Master BoB diplomat! One of the architects of this grand strategy BoB has pursued these many months. I bow to your genius, sir. You surely have EvE right where you want them! Bravo!
First time any1 called me a diplomat, do i get a pay increase molle?
Well, sir, I can see why no one has ever confused with being a diplomat, your dealings with your (former) allies speak volumes of the intricate subtlties of diplomacy you weave! To bad those (former) allies were too dense, and incorrectly interpreted it as you being arrogant and domineering! Silly allies!!! Can't tell good diplomacy even when they are bludgeoned in the head with it!!!
Wonder what this might've said if you spelled right...
CANT YOU GUYS DETECT SCHTICK WHEN YOU SEE IT?
How would you define SCHTICK? 
Look it up. A gimmick used to comedic affect, often ironic in nature. WHY IS NO ONE LAUGHING!!! Bah!
Your humour is obviously beyond internet. Quitting eve could be a good idea?
Beyond EvE? Yes. But not beyond the internet.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 04:58:00 -
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Originally by: Tholarim
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim Edited by: Tholarim on 01/01/2008 04:49:54
Originally by: The Mittani Edited by: The Mittani on 01/01/2008 04:39:33
Originally by: some dudes and thol
Quote:
Quote:
You really do not get subtle humor, do you? Irony? Does it need to be spelled out for you?
spelt*
KABLAMMO!
i dont think you 'get' kablammo
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spelled
i don't think you "get" BoB
I don't think you "get" reality
posting the same pun for the third time really does make you an internet spaceship game loser. You are the best poster in goonfleet.
So, you posted your definition as a pun? I agree, it is a joke.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 05:01:00 -
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Originally by: Svett pls deliver 2 mil trit to nol so i can build escape shuttles tyvm
Why, you got, like, 40-60 billion ISK in minerals and stuff at the BNC office in G-Q...oh wait.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 05:04:00 -
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Originally by: Svett
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Svett pls deliver 2 mil trit to nol so i can build escape shuttles tyvm
Why, you got, like, 40-60 billion ISK in minerals and stuff at the BNC office in G-Q...oh wait.
I'm not in BNC. oh wait.
You are in BoB, and you all stick together...oh wait.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 05:05:00 -
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Originally by: Jake Noble
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Svett pls deliver 2 mil trit to nol so i can build escape shuttles tyvm
Why, you got, like, 40-60 billion ISK in minerals and stuff at the BNC office in G-Q...oh wait.
Funny thing is its like 20b and if it was worth it we would have evac'd it with the other 200b of assets :shrug:
Funny, we ran the prices, came up with numbers considerably higher than yours. Could be wrong, though.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 05:09:00 -
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Originally by: Tholarim
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Tholarim Edited by: Tholarim on 01/01/2008 04:49:54
Originally by: The Mittani Edited by: The Mittani on 01/01/2008 04:39:33
Originally by: some dudes and thol
Quote:
Quote:
You really do not get subtle humor, do you? Irony? Does it need to be spelled out for you?
spelt*
KABLAMMO!
i dont think you 'get' kablammo
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spelled
i don't think you "get" BoB
I don't think you "get" reality
posting the same pun for the third time really does make you an internet spaceship game loser. You are the best poster in goonfleet.
So, you posted your definition as a pun? I agree, it is a joke.
So goonfleet was posting serious bussiness on the forum then? When did you start taking this game seriously?
I don't think you "get" Serious Business. I will let you in on a little secret; we call it that as a means to ridicule it. We are goons; we do that to everything.
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Nymysys
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Posted - 2008.01.01 05:11:00 -
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Originally by: Svett
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Svett
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Svett pls deliver 2 mil trit to nol so i can build escape shuttles tyvm
Why, you got, like, 40-60 billion ISK in minerals and stuff at the BNC office in G-Q...oh wait.
I'm not in BNC. oh wait.
You are in BoB, and you all stick together...oh wait.
I keep trying to come up with something, then I realized you cannot beat circular logic. Point for you.
No circular logic present in that conversation. Break out that freshman level logic textbook and try again.
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Posted - 2008.01.01 05:25:00 -
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Originally by: Jake Noble
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Jake Noble
Originally by: Nymysys
Originally by: Svett pls deliver 2 mil trit to nol so i can build escape shuttles tyvm
Why, you got, like, 40-60 billion ISK in minerals and stuff at the BNC office in G-Q...oh wait.
Funny thing is its like 20b and if it was worth it we would have evac'd it with the other 200b of assets :shrug:
Funny, we ran the prices, came up with numbers considerably higher than yours. Could be wrong, though.
I did the same until I realised it wasnt 1m of raw promethium it was 1m of the advanced **** which isnt worth as much or the other way around I forget but its not actually that much.
The prometium, at the highest current Jita buy order, is worth 18,010,633,425 ISK. The promethium, at the highest current Jita buy order, is worth 2,901,259,295 ISK. the ferrofluid, by the same measure, is worth 24,935,835,100 isk. So, we are up to 45 bil on those three items alone.
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Posted - 2008.01.01 05:33:00 -
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Originally by: Angelus Damelon
Originally by: Scavok this thread sucks
I agree. Going out.
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