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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:34:00 -
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I am offering the sum of five million ISK to the first person who can identify the lovely seductress I encountered at the Pleasure Hub last weekend.
She was a playful and flirty young thing. After a brief chat we made out under a table for a couple hours. She was quite skilled, I doubt it was the first table she'd been under.
As I was about to take her back to my ship and bed her, a Caldari Customs boarding party raided the club and we both fled in opposite directions. The next morning I awoke in a haze, quite hungover, I couldn't remember her name, or if she even ever told me.
Does anyone know who she is?
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:42:00 -
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Looks a tad like Sythra Coratana of Re-Aw, but the description of behavior doesn't match, so probably it's just me unable to tell one Khanid from another.
Elsebeth
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:46:00 -
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Khandid? I thought she was Achura with a nose job. Don't do boosters, kids.
One thing is for sure, she had lips like two Intaki swamp worms making love.
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:51:00 -
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Could be, now that you mention it.
Good luck with the hunt.
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DeadRow
Naqam
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:54:00 -
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Edited by: DeadRow on 02/01/2008 21:55:32 I'm fairly sure its Sae Sato of The Black Rabbits.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:57:00 -
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I will try and verify that by checking up on some databases. Once I confirm it I will send you your ISK. Good detective work, my friend.
If you know her can you tell her to meet me at the Pleasure Hub this weekend under the same table? I'll bring the boosters.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:00:00 -
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Originally by: DeadRow
I'm fairly sure its Sae Sato of The Black Rabbits.
Hikari's right - I'd recognise that lovely bunny any day.
However, I think your story might be a little embelished; I tried damn hard to get her drunk and she's terribly cautious.
In Yuki Li's immortal Saiso-slang: Proof or STFU.
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Tablaren
Kingdom of Kador Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:07:00 -
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Nonsence, Sae Sato is a lady.
As for you, you sir are a worm, broadcasting an image of a woman then telling everyone she seemed to be the kind to spend a lot of time servicing men under tables...
And to think here I actually am wondering what is more boorish. Your proudly making that proclamation or the actions of Angel hoodlums in comparison to your own boasts and claims.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:23:00 -
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Dude, you're totally uptight man. To be honest, not that I read most of you said, but I think you're a little jealous. Look, I don't want to marry the girl, you can have her when I'm done. If you're that into her, I'll let her know the next time I see her. I'll even talk you up. I like to help my fellow dudes out.
As far as backing up my claims, it's no secret that I'm one of the most desirable pirates in Caldari/Gallente space. As for my credentials, my looks have been described as "awe-inspiring" by an expert in the field of beautiful people:
Proof. Scroll down to communication 919.
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DeadRow
Naqam
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus As far as backing up my claims, it's no secret that I'm one of the most desirable pirates in Caldari/Gallente space.
Actually, that would be Verone.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:34:00 -
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Edited by: Alowishus on 02/01/2008 23:34:51 I only said "one of the most." We can't all be as popular as Verone. I won't even pretend to be on the same level. We partied once and it was just embarrassing, the women didn't even know who I was, it was like, "Verone this and Verone that, Verone Verone Verone." It was almost disgusting. There I was sitting alone on one side of the table and on his side is every girl of legal age (and some that probably weren't) in the entire sector. I was ****ed. But I looked into those eyes and could hardly hold it against him.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus My dear Mebrithiel, I didn't know you were into women. I can't see why the above mentioned specimen would turn down your advances, or your alcohol, you're quite attractive. Maybe she just doesn't swing that way? Or maybe she was just scared.
You'd be presuming I'm after her for her body...
You a lovely, handsome rogue, but your flattery needs work. Come by The Last Gate sometime and ask for me - I might help you with your lines. You'll probably even find Miss Sato, Verone and some of his guys (if you warp that way...)
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:59:00 -
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My lines are admittedly rudimentary. But that wasn't intended to be one, I was just being honest. If I was feeding you a line I'm sure it would have been far more embarrassing. Relying on my wit and charm I'd hardly get anywhere. Thankfully I was blessed with this face, and the kind of general disinterest that women just can't seem to resist. Although I must say I was somewhat intrigued by the one who got away last weekend.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2008.01.03 00:57:00 -
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Feng Schui
Minmatar The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2008.01.03 01:37:00 -
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You are all perverts.
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Sepherim
Amarr Ordo Quaesitoris
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Posted - 2008.01.03 01:39:00 -
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I believe Mr Tablaren is completely right on this issue. It is not only unpolite to talk about a gentleman's conquests with ladies, but certainly offering rewards for who identifies what your own alcoholic memory can't really place is completely uneducated. Very innappropriate.
And, before you say it, yes I am pretty uptight. But you are being very low, and rude.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 02:26:00 -
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Originally by: Sepherim I believe Mr Tablaren is completely right on this issue. It is not only unpolite to talk about a gentleman's conquests with ladies, but certainly offering rewards for who identifies what your own alcoholic memory can't really place is completely uneducated. Very innappropriate.
And, before you say it, yes I am pretty uptight. But you are being very low, and rude.
You two must be a blast at parties.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari Naughty People The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.01.03 06:07:00 -
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For your sake, you'd better not be telling tall tales about Sae Sato. It would be a shame if your new venture ended up at the bottom of a rabbit hole. _ Now Hiring Pirates, Anarchists and Terrorists. |
Kaleigh Doyle
Heavenly Bodies
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Posted - 2008.01.03 06:45:00 -
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Is she an epileptic? The poor thing in the photograph looks like she had a siezure when they took her license photo.
Now there's a crime, license images....
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Verone
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.03 06:46:00 -
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Originally by: DeadRow
Originally by: Alowishus As far as backing up my claims, it's no secret that I'm one of the most desirable pirates in Caldari/Gallente space.
Actually, that would be Verone.
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Sythra Coratana
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.01.03 06:53:00 -
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Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon Looks a tad like Sythra Coratana of Re-Aw, but the description of behavior doesn't match, so probably it's just me unable to tell one Khanid from another.
Elsebeth
Busting my sides laughing Elsebeth. Really witty.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 07:06:00 -
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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux For your sake, you'd better not be telling tall tales about Sae Sato. It would be a shame if your new venture ended up at the bottom of a rabbit hole.
I've been around a long time. Am I supposed to get excited about this rabbit hole talk?
Good day.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 07:07:00 -
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Originally by: Sythra Coratana
Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon Looks a tad like Sythra Coratana of Re-Aw, but the description of behavior doesn't match, so probably it's just me unable to tell one Khanid from another.
Elsebeth
Busting my sides laughing Elsebeth. Really witty.
Ladies, please don't subject us to your domestic dispute. Save it for the bedroom.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.03 11:59:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus Save it for the bedroom.
...or the boardroom
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Stitcher
Caldari legion of qui Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2008.01.03 12:34:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus One thing is for sure, she had lips like two Intaki swamp worms making love.
That might well be the single least pleasant description of a sensual act I have ever heard.... Was it supposed to be a compliment? I'm having trouble telling. -
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Naphtalia
The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.01.03 13:33:00 -
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Hummm....
First you claim my special agent is doing you under a table under the influence of a lot of alcohol. Then you claim my husband is frolicking around with every woman in the sector on his arm, most of illegal age?
Who is this Joker? What sort of corp is he in and where does he hang out?
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Roy Gordon
Caldari The Star Wolves Aunni Ti Tsuun Consortium
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Posted - 2008.01.03 14:02:00 -
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What the…! Fancy broadcasting to all and sundry about your perverted exploits. It just goes to show that you pirate scum have no couth or decorum!!!
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Evanda Char
Minmatar Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.01.03 14:18:00 -
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Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Originally by: Alowishus Save it for the bedroom.
...or the boardroom
I just had the table polished!
-Eva-
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Revy Daidros
Gallente Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.01.03 14:38:00 -
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Originally by: Evanda Char
Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Originally by: Alowishus Save it for the bedroom.
...or the boardroom
I just had the table polished!
Well thats why we polish it silly... isn't it?
Hmm. If not, you might want to consider revoking my access
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: Roy Gordon It just goes to show that you pirate scum have no couth or decorum!!!
Flattery will get you everywhere, Roy-my-boy.
Naphtalia, I find it hard to believe Verone would be married to such a plain looking Deteis drone. If I'm wrong about that, many apologies and my belated wedding gift will be forthcoming.
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