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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:34:00 -
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I am offering the sum of five million ISK to the first person who can identify the lovely seductress I encountered at the Pleasure Hub last weekend.
She was a playful and flirty young thing. After a brief chat we made out under a table for a couple hours. She was quite skilled, I doubt it was the first table she'd been under.
As I was about to take her back to my ship and bed her, a Caldari Customs boarding party raided the club and we both fled in opposite directions. The next morning I awoke in a haze, quite hungover, I couldn't remember her name, or if she even ever told me.
Does anyone know who she is?
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:42:00 -
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Looks a tad like Sythra Coratana of Re-Aw, but the description of behavior doesn't match, so probably it's just me unable to tell one Khanid from another.
Elsebeth
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:46:00 -
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Khandid? I thought she was Achura with a nose job. Don't do boosters, kids.
One thing is for sure, she had lips like two Intaki swamp worms making love.
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:51:00 -
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Could be, now that you mention it.
Good luck with the hunt.
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DeadRow
Naqam
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:54:00 -
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Edited by: DeadRow on 02/01/2008 21:55:32 I'm fairly sure its Sae Sato of The Black Rabbits.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 21:57:00 -
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I will try and verify that by checking up on some databases. Once I confirm it I will send you your ISK. Good detective work, my friend.
If you know her can you tell her to meet me at the Pleasure Hub this weekend under the same table? I'll bring the boosters.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:00:00 -
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Originally by: DeadRow
I'm fairly sure its Sae Sato of The Black Rabbits.
Hikari's right - I'd recognise that lovely bunny any day.
However, I think your story might be a little embelished; I tried damn hard to get her drunk and she's terribly cautious.
In Yuki Li's immortal Saiso-slang: Proof or STFU.
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Tablaren
Kingdom of Kador Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:07:00 -
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Nonsence, Sae Sato is a lady.
As for you, you sir are a worm, broadcasting an image of a woman then telling everyone she seemed to be the kind to spend a lot of time servicing men under tables...
And to think here I actually am wondering what is more boorish. Your proudly making that proclamation or the actions of Angel hoodlums in comparison to your own boasts and claims.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:23:00 -
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Dude, you're totally uptight man. To be honest, not that I read most of you said, but I think you're a little jealous. Look, I don't want to marry the girl, you can have her when I'm done. If you're that into her, I'll let her know the next time I see her. I'll even talk you up. I like to help my fellow dudes out.
As far as backing up my claims, it's no secret that I'm one of the most desirable pirates in Caldari/Gallente space. As for my credentials, my looks have been described as "awe-inspiring" by an expert in the field of beautiful people:
Proof. Scroll down to communication 919.
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DeadRow
Naqam
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus As far as backing up my claims, it's no secret that I'm one of the most desirable pirates in Caldari/Gallente space.
Actually, that would be Verone.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:34:00 -
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Edited by: Alowishus on 02/01/2008 23:34:51 I only said "one of the most." We can't all be as popular as Verone. I won't even pretend to be on the same level. We partied once and it was just embarrassing, the women didn't even know who I was, it was like, "Verone this and Verone that, Verone Verone Verone." It was almost disgusting. There I was sitting alone on one side of the table and on his side is every girl of legal age (and some that probably weren't) in the entire sector. I was ****ed. But I looked into those eyes and could hardly hold it against him.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus My dear Mebrithiel, I didn't know you were into women. I can't see why the above mentioned specimen would turn down your advances, or your alcohol, you're quite attractive. Maybe she just doesn't swing that way? Or maybe she was just scared.
You'd be presuming I'm after her for her body...
You a lovely, handsome rogue, but your flattery needs work. Come by The Last Gate sometime and ask for me - I might help you with your lines. You'll probably even find Miss Sato, Verone and some of his guys (if you warp that way...)
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.02 23:59:00 -
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My lines are admittedly rudimentary. But that wasn't intended to be one, I was just being honest. If I was feeding you a line I'm sure it would have been far more embarrassing. Relying on my wit and charm I'd hardly get anywhere. Thankfully I was blessed with this face, and the kind of general disinterest that women just can't seem to resist. Although I must say I was somewhat intrigued by the one who got away last weekend.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2008.01.03 00:57:00 -
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Feng Schui
Minmatar The Ninja Coalition
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Posted - 2008.01.03 01:37:00 -
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You are all perverts.
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Sepherim
Amarr Ordo Quaesitoris
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Posted - 2008.01.03 01:39:00 -
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I believe Mr Tablaren is completely right on this issue. It is not only unpolite to talk about a gentleman's conquests with ladies, but certainly offering rewards for who identifies what your own alcoholic memory can't really place is completely uneducated. Very innappropriate.
And, before you say it, yes I am pretty uptight. But you are being very low, and rude.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 02:26:00 -
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Originally by: Sepherim I believe Mr Tablaren is completely right on this issue. It is not only unpolite to talk about a gentleman's conquests with ladies, but certainly offering rewards for who identifies what your own alcoholic memory can't really place is completely uneducated. Very innappropriate.
And, before you say it, yes I am pretty uptight. But you are being very low, and rude.
You two must be a blast at parties.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari Naughty People The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.01.03 06:07:00 -
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For your sake, you'd better not be telling tall tales about Sae Sato. It would be a shame if your new venture ended up at the bottom of a rabbit hole. _ Now Hiring Pirates, Anarchists and Terrorists. |
Kaleigh Doyle
Heavenly Bodies
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Posted - 2008.01.03 06:45:00 -
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Is she an epileptic? The poor thing in the photograph looks like she had a siezure when they took her license photo.
Now there's a crime, license images....
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Verone
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.03 06:46:00 -
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Originally by: DeadRow
Originally by: Alowishus As far as backing up my claims, it's no secret that I'm one of the most desirable pirates in Caldari/Gallente space.
Actually, that would be Verone.
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Sythra Coratana
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.01.03 06:53:00 -
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Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon Looks a tad like Sythra Coratana of Re-Aw, but the description of behavior doesn't match, so probably it's just me unable to tell one Khanid from another.
Elsebeth
Busting my sides laughing Elsebeth. Really witty.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 07:06:00 -
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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux For your sake, you'd better not be telling tall tales about Sae Sato. It would be a shame if your new venture ended up at the bottom of a rabbit hole.
I've been around a long time. Am I supposed to get excited about this rabbit hole talk?
Good day.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 07:07:00 -
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Originally by: Sythra Coratana
Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon Looks a tad like Sythra Coratana of Re-Aw, but the description of behavior doesn't match, so probably it's just me unable to tell one Khanid from another.
Elsebeth
Busting my sides laughing Elsebeth. Really witty.
Ladies, please don't subject us to your domestic dispute. Save it for the bedroom.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.03 11:59:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus Save it for the bedroom.
...or the boardroom
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Stitcher
Caldari legion of qui Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2008.01.03 12:34:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus One thing is for sure, she had lips like two Intaki swamp worms making love.
That might well be the single least pleasant description of a sensual act I have ever heard.... Was it supposed to be a compliment? I'm having trouble telling. -
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Naphtalia
The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.01.03 13:33:00 -
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Hummm....
First you claim my special agent is doing you under a table under the influence of a lot of alcohol. Then you claim my husband is frolicking around with every woman in the sector on his arm, most of illegal age?
Who is this Joker? What sort of corp is he in and where does he hang out?
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Roy Gordon
Caldari The Star Wolves Aunni Ti Tsuun Consortium
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Posted - 2008.01.03 14:02:00 -
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What the…! Fancy broadcasting to all and sundry about your perverted exploits. It just goes to show that you pirate scum have no couth or decorum!!!
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Evanda Char
Minmatar Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.01.03 14:18:00 -
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Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Originally by: Alowishus Save it for the bedroom.
...or the boardroom
I just had the table polished!
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Revy Daidros
Gallente Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.01.03 14:38:00 -
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Originally by: Evanda Char
Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Originally by: Alowishus Save it for the bedroom.
...or the boardroom
I just had the table polished!
Well thats why we polish it silly... isn't it?
Hmm. If not, you might want to consider revoking my access
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: Roy Gordon It just goes to show that you pirate scum have no couth or decorum!!!
Flattery will get you everywhere, Roy-my-boy.
Naphtalia, I find it hard to believe Verone would be married to such a plain looking Deteis drone. If I'm wrong about that, many apologies and my belated wedding gift will be forthcoming.
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Verone
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.03 18:39:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus Naphtalia, I find it hard to believe Verone would be married to such a plain looking Deteis drone. If I'm wrong about that, many apologies and my belated wedding gift will be forthcoming.
I'll accept your apologies in the form of you knowing how painful it is to try and pass your own teeth if we ever come into direct contact with eachother.
Destroying things that are claimed to be beautiful is one of my favourite pasttimes.
Watch your step, pretty boy.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 18:59:00 -
[32]
Sorry, I don't hang out with married people, I find them dreadfully dull.
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The Herrick
Gallente Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:08:00 -
[33]
Are you deliberately trying to shorten your lifespan?
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:10:00 -
[34]
I'm here to make friends, not enemies. Once they get to know me people find my eccentric nature amusing.
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Verone
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:20:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus I'm here to make friends, not enemies. Once they get to know me people find my eccentric nature amusing.
Eccentric?
I was thinking more along the lines of halfwit.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:23:00 -
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Be that as it may (and I doubt that it was), once you get to know me I'm sure we'll be friends. Give me a chance, Verone. Knowing your reputation, I highly doubt you'll find me to be a gratifying enemy.
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Verone
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:30:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus I highly doubt you'll find me to be a gratifying enemy.
On the contrary.
I'm quite saitisfied to see you making a complete idiot of yourself before we've even met, with unfounded, unflattering and moronic allegations against one of my wife's employees, as well as insults on my wife directly.
Please, by all means take solace in the fact that the display of your complete lack of respect for the opposite sex and your idiocy here is providing me with a small token of amusement.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:47:00 -
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I do take solace in that. I have no qualms about admitting to being terrified and in awe of you, and sucking up proportionately.
Many women claim you as their own, pardon my untrue, and unwarranted comments about your wife, they were caused by my skepticism, there was no merit in them. I'd never intentionally insult you. I have nothing but good things to say about you.
Additionally I never actually confirmed that the original subject of this post was your wife's associate. I merely found that picture perusing through personnel databases and thought she looked like the woman I encountered. In reality, who knows who may have been under that table.
I feel so misunderstood. Please accept my many apologies (without needing to swallow my own teeth).
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DeadRow
Naqam
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:50:00 -
[39]
Oh a side note:
Where is my money?
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Verone
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:50:00 -
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Edited by: Verone on 03/01/2008 19:50:37
Originally by: Alowishus I do take solace in that. I have no qualms about admitting to being terrified and in awe of you, and sucking up proportionately.
Many women claim you as their own, pardon my untrue, and unwarranted comments about your wife, they were caused by my skepticism, there was no merit in them. I'd never intentionally insult you. I have nothing but good things to say about you.
Additionally I never actually confirmed that the original subject of this post was your wife's associate. I merely found that picture perusing through personnel databases and thought she looked like the woman I encountered. In reality, who knows who may have been under that table.
I feel so misunderstood. Please accept my many apologies (without needing to swallow my own teeth).
I'm glad we understand eachother.
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The Herrick
Gallente Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:52:00 -
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And this folks, is when he learned just how far up a certain creek he is without a paddle.
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Sae Sato
Amarr The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.01.03 19:54:00 -
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Well Mr. Alowishowus, this story poses one question:
If you did not remember the name of said woman, and are offering a generous reward for her name, how come you found that pod pilot license photograph which is available when searching the DED database for pilot names?
I agree, Miss Doyle, it is a horrible shot. The flash of light was too sudden, and too bright. An assault to my eyes.
Here is a much better shot:
Taken by a professional
This one was taken by Kai Zion.
In closing, Mr. Alwishowus, I will personally mail one of my socks to you. You may use it as you please, hopefully it will ease your pain in hoping that we will ever meet.
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Raktar Medovski
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Posted - 2008.01.03 20:15:00 -
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Miss Sae, although I don't know you, i'd like to apologize on behalf of this idiot.
I'd also like to say that you look like an angel.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 20:22:00 -
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Originally by: The Herrick And this folks, is when he learned just how far up a certain creek he is without a paddle.
As you can imagine my mouth gets me into trouble in these social settings. However, as I said, those who know me enjoy my company. I didn't mean to insult Verone, his wife or Ms. Sato. I admit when I make mistakes. If you were in trouble with Verone I'd imagine you'd backpedal as well.
Ms. Sato, no need for the sock. I'm a pervert, but not a creepy one. There are plenty of fish in the sea. I admit not many are as striking and intelligent as you, but I'll get by.
As far as matching the names with the license, I wasn't looking at a live database, it was a dump, it's outdated and possibly corrupt. Plus I dropped my handheld device in a urinal a few times.
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Koan Matsuo
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Posted - 2008.01.03 21:15:00 -
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You must be a very sad, and very bitter individual.
I trust my girl to stay away from your kind.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.03 21:19:00 -
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Originally by: Koan Matsuo You must be a very sad, and very bitter individual.
What in the universe would make you think this? I'm a very happy and optimistic individual, and I do as I please virtually each second I am alive. I don't hold grudges and bear no ill-will toward anyone.
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Tobias Creed
Minmatar Draconian Toymaker Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.03 22:49:00 -
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To kiss and tell is bad enough. To kiss and tell the whole capsuleer community... well, that's a pretty good assurance you won't be doing much more kissing. ----- CCP has determined that some alliances were gaining an unfair advantage through the ability of their players to log in. They responded by nerfing boot.ini |
Sepherim
Amarr Ordo Quaesitoris
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Posted - 2008.01.04 02:03:00 -
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Originally by: Alowishus As you can imagine my mouth gets me into trouble in these social settings. However, as I said, those who know me enjoy my company. I didn't mean to insult Verone, his wife or Ms. Sato. I admit when I make mistakes. If you were in trouble with Verone I'd imagine you'd backpedal as well.
I can imagine that, indeed. I have a clue for you: education. It can keep you from getting into said troubles easily.
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Alowishus
Cobra-Kai
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Posted - 2008.01.04 02:09:00 -
[49]
State War Academy, man.
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Sepherim
Amarr Ordo Quaesitoris
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Posted - 2008.01.04 02:18:00 -
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I know many pilots from the State War Academy. So that is not enough excuse. If you do not know how to behave propperly in public, then don't show in public.
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Raktar Medovski
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Posted - 2008.01.04 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: Sepherim If you do not know how to behave properly in public, then don't show in public.
I don't think anyone knows how to behave properly.
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Tainted OrPHeN
The Illuminati. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.04 03:39:00 -
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*chuckles* ---
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Bob Stuart
Federation Fleet Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2008.01.04 14:48:00 -
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Originally by: Raktar Medovski
Originally by: Sepherim If you do not know how to behave properly in public, then don't show in public.
I don't think anyone knows how to behave properly.
I disagree.
I believe that there are proper ways to behave. Such as when a friend tries on a dress that is less than complimentary. The wrong way to behave would be to exclaim "Good God, woman, you look like a sausage tied with string!". The proper way to behave would be to say nothing when asked how the dress looks. Disapproval through silence.
Similarly, when someone makes a foolish or otherwise regrettable comment, the polite thing to do is not draw attention to their mistake.
Mr. Alowishus has managed to alienate the lady whose picture he had. If he had instead started with "I had the pleasure to encounter a most delightful and intriguing young lady. Unfortunately, I was so captivated with her beauty, that I was unable to speak to introduce myself properly, and consequently do not have her name." This could have received a far more positive response, as it compliments the lady in question, instead of his statements which appear to have drawn entirely the wrong sort of attention.
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