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Factor Benz
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:10:00 -
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It has come to our attention that some in this community have questioned the sexuality of my former best friend Stoffer Ninjapirate. Having been the victim of a salacious breed of sexual assault by that swine I must make it known to the community that this is a question no longer. Whilst in Iceland one Stoffer Ninjapirate did tilt back my head and insert his tongue into my mouth as one would to perhaps a woman of loose virtue. I was drunk or I'd probably have been more clear that I do indeed like women, but it was late and I was in a foreign country so it didn't count.
Let it be known that Stoffer also really likes Queen Latifah rap albums a lot and I think everyone knows she's a *******. He loved her in that movie she was in and talks about it a lot.
All of this is true and important. Thank you for your time. Fly safe.
Factor Benz Goonfleet Head of Interracial Relations
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Factor Benz
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:10:00 -
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It has come to our attention that some in this community have questioned the sexuality of my former best friend Stoffer Ninjapirate. Having been the victim of a salacious breed of sexual assault by that swine I must make it known to the community that this is a question no longer. Whilst in Iceland one Stoffer Ninjapirate did tilt back my head and insert his tongue into my mouth as one would to perhaps a woman of loose virtue. I was drunk or I'd probably have been more clear that I do indeed like women, but it was late and I was in a foreign country so it didn't count.
Let it be known that Stoffer also really likes Queen Latifah rap albums a lot and I think everyone knows she's a *******. He loved her in that movie she was in and talks about it a lot.
All of this is true and important. Thank you for your time. Fly safe.
Factor Benz Goonfleet Head of Interracial Relations
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7shining7one7
Quafe Paladins
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:11:00 -
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Nathin Ames
True Foundation
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:11:00 -
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epic ibtl
The Official Drunk of the South
Sig removed because I really really suck
EX-FIX
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:11:00 -
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i am shocked, SHOCKED i say that you would post such a thread, foul goon
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7shining7one7
Quafe Paladins
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:11:00 -
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Nathin Ames
True Foundation
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:11:00 -
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epic ibtl
The Official Drunk of the South
Sig removed because I really really suck
EX-FIX
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:11:00 -
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i am shocked, SHOCKED i say that you would post such a thread, foul goon
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Will Hunter
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:12:00 -
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stofer is da best
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:12:00 -
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also: ahahaha you kissed stoffer
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Will Hunter
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:12:00 -
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stofer is da best
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:12:00 -
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also: ahahaha you kissed stoffer
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Iraf Thaiberd
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:13:00 -
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The directorate spent a lot of time on this and I hope it is appreciated.
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Iraf Thaiberd
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:13:00 -
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The directorate spent a lot of time on this and I hope it is appreciated.
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:14:00 -
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THIS THREAD IS FULL OF LIES
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Iraf Thaiberd The directorate spent a lot of time on this and I hope it is appreciated.
kissing stoffer?
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Tido Maliyu
Condottieri Industries The Economy
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:14:00 -
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pics plz... BACK YOUR CLAIMS!
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:14:00 -
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THIS THREAD IS FULL OF LIES
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Iraf Thaiberd The directorate spent a lot of time on this and I hope it is appreciated.
kissing stoffer?
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Tido Maliyu
Condottieri Industries The Economy
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:14:00 -
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pics plz... BACK YOUR CLAIMS!
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Iraf Thaiberd
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:16:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Iraf Thaiberd The directorate spent a lot of time on this and I hope it is appreciated.
kissing stoffer?
It was necessary for Esprit de Corps.
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Lumpy McUglyface
Herd of Wildebeest
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:16:00 -
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They should have sent a poet!
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Factor Benz
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:16:00 -
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Edited by: Factor Benz on 09/01/2008 01:18:37
Originally by: Stoffer Ninjapirate THIS THREAD IS FULL OF LIES
I have video you attempted rapist. I will be obtaining the services of a space lawyer. I think someone in Finfleet may know one.
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Dr Paithos
Minmatar Republic Deep Space Institute
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:18:00 -
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goons are such animals i mean really who would post a thread like this
ps. but is he hot?
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couger malthas
Amarr No Quarter. Vae Victis.
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:18:00 -
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i want to be a goon, not not as ***... _______________________________________________
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:19:00 -
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so to be perfectly venal and blunt, would you say that stoffer is usefully homosexual?
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Will Hunter
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:19:00 -
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Edited by: Will Hunter on 09/01/2008 01:18:59 this threads needs pictures and tales of exploding hulks
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Factor Benz
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:21:00 -
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Also, carpet doesn't match the drapes and he has a hairy back.
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Factor Benz Also, carpet doesn't match the drapes and he has a hairy back.
but he gives such good presentations, my dreams are shattered :((((
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Stoffer Ninjapirate
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.09 01:22:00 -
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CCP this thread is full of slander and un-autorised copyright infringement, please close it.
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