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DeathStar
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.11 12:23:00 -
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Edited by: DeathStar on 11/01/2008 12:27:12 Long story cut as short as possable,
Farmers - ingunn,
Started killing them, they pay me 1 mil per ship per day to leave the pay'd ship alone (killing over 200 per day)
Proof
So Yesterday i log on to sort training and my mail box flashes, i look and OMG!!!!! a farmer has put in a app to M34N Corp  What to do.... Ummm,
So i click accept he's in corp chat and i giggle like a school girl, Ohh i know I'll give him a title "EvE's Dumbest Farmer".... another quick giggle, bahh this just aint satisfaction,
Ok yes i did it.... i raised corp tax to 100% just to see, and bahh nothing happen's ... but wait what's this, OMG!!!! yes another app  click accept fast, give both farmers a role of config starbase (as we dont have)about 20 mins go past and another app is in ... so accepted and role given.
At this point i start to think it aint gona work i log off and go to RL friend's (also in m34n corp) just in time to see the second farmer to join has invited convo to "dogz" (RL friend) saying only "hahahaha", now feeling confused i ask m8 if i can log on and check wallet... OHH YES!!!!! there running mission's at 100% corp tax rate 
Proof
anyway, there still in m34n atm, thanks to roles.... there still running mission's and paying us and we are still kiling them..... i thought it was funny enough to give you guys a laugh and plz do laugh as when my CEO gets hold of me im gona be in twuble 
   Disclaimer... mail was out about 100% tax, they app'd on their own free will, role's are stadard procedure for all members.
Todays Wallet
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Durzel
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Posted - 2008.01.11 12:26:00 -
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That's funny as f**k, the 100% corp tax idea was brilliant :)
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.01.11 12:27:00 -
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     A cash cow to milk as long as you can, and a good suggestion for other corps to try out on other farmers.
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Ancy Denaries
Caldari Under Heavy Fire
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Posted - 2008.01.11 12:27:00 -
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I'd have to add my "lol" to this. It's mean, but who cares about those "dfdgdgtlgt" farmers anyway? :P
Originally by: GM Tacgnol Oveur descended from the heavens (also known as the second floor) and beat us all with his nerfbat.
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Cruthensis
Gallente Farmer Killers United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2008.01.11 12:28:00 -
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In before: How can you be so sure they're farmers?
Nice work!
1. Buy Vexor 2. Fit for Gank 3. Suicide ISK farmer 4. Grind sec 5. see 1. |

Kazacy
Caldari Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.01.11 12:28:00 -
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Keep up the good work 
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Inertial
Blood Reavers
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Posted - 2008.01.11 12:33:00 -
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This is great for keeping those farmers of the street... Actually thinking about it, I could use a couple of farmers myself, as my wallet is a little low because I didn't notice the sec status of a system.
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DeathStar
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.11 12:34:00 -
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Originally by: Cruthensis In before: How can you be so sure they're farmers?
Nice work!
Check our kill board, any industialist that looses that many haulers in that short a time and still carrys on in my eye's IS a farmer, also they are well known around the ingunn area, i have convo log's of 1 farmer boss asking us for protection freely admiting he is farmer and saying he has lot's of isk to pay us..... we never accepted the deal as we are anti farmer pirates the only reason we dont kill all the time is they bring us more targets  
TY for the support guy's and i hope it made you lol as it did me
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flashfresh
BLACK-FLAG
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Posted - 2008.01.11 12:35:00 -
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Very nice move Death. Still, very nice that you can allow us to kill them; even if they are in M34N. We know nearly all of you so this is funny and quite f*cked up too.
Wonder if they will accept our gang invites now.....?
Yarrr
Flashfresh
ôMe, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.'ö http://i-pirate.blogspot.com
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Lucy Stratos
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Posted - 2008.01.11 12:36:00 -
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Awsome that is a total classic you have just been added to `my personal hero` list
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Arzal
omen. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.11 12:42:00 -
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death, man thats epic, I want my own farmers :(
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Zaerlorth Maelkor
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Posted - 2008.01.11 13:21:00 -
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This is just simply... Brilliant! Kudos.
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Celestal
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Posted - 2008.01.11 13:23:00 -
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so M34N Corp has been making isk from farming
and now has several miners in the corp , so may now be considered a farming corp ?
sounds like m34n corp is a valid target for all the anti farmers
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ApaKaka
Lone Starr Corporation
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Posted - 2008.01.11 13:27:00 -
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Legendary!
Btw, are you the guy I heard about sitting outside Ingunn smartbombing haulers 24/7 ? :D Keep up the good work!
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ShinjiKI
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.01.11 13:30:00 -
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lol nice work
keep popping and ripping off those bastards 
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Tzar'rim
Minmatar Reckless Corsairs
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Posted - 2008.01.11 13:37:00 -
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Edited by: Tzar''rim on 11/01/2008 13:37:29
Originally by: Celestal so M34N Corp has been making isk from farming
and now has several miners in the corp , so may now be considered a farming corp ?
sounds like m34n corp is a valid target for all the anti farmers
However stupid it may sound, it's a point. Atm you are benefiting from farmers, might be careful a bit and not prolong the fun too much. Not because of the anti-farmers but because of CCP.
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Inertial
Blood Reavers
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Posted - 2008.01.11 13:38:00 -
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Originally by: Celestal so M34N Corp has been making isk from farming
and now has several miners in the corp , so may now be considered a farming corp ?
sounds like m34n corp is a valid target for all the anti farmers
TBQH, the farmers in the corp are no longer making isk for isk-sellers, a portion of the isk meant to go on the isk-market, is not getting there, because some of the suppliers have been neutralised so to speak. If anything, this is good.
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MuffinsRevenger
EmpiresMod Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2008.01.11 14:07:00 -
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Genius!
Well deserved isk tbh :D |

Stakhanov
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.01.11 15:11:00 -
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It's been done by IAC before 
Very nice still ! I had some doubts about your intentions when you got ISK from farmers , but this move might cause them endless grief. You got their geddon pilot , they will have a hard time defending themselves now... can we arrange a mutual war please ? 
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Kane Rizzel
NovaKane Incorporated Derek Knows Us
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Posted - 2008.01.11 15:18:00 -
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Nice one Death.
Can I still probe them out and kill them?
Originally by: High Sierra note to self: dont ever say anything to anyone on the internet about anything ever again.
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Man ho
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Posted - 2008.01.11 15:51:00 -
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Oh yes i mutual war please. I wanna shoot farmers all day long.
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Fifth Horseman
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Posted - 2008.01.11 16:05:00 -
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Going up against the farmers. That takes some balls. CCP are drawing straws right now for who gets to ban you.
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Arvald
Caldari House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.01.11 16:22:00 -
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Originally by: Fifth Horseman Going up against the farmers. That takes some balls. CCP are drawing straws right now for who gets to ban you.
its not against the eula to farm isk, just to sell it  ---------------------------
Originally by: Last Wolf I prefer smartass, but I like some variety now and then.
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Alowishus
Pastry Coalition Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.11 17:05:00 -
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You just won Eve, TBH.
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Robert0288
Caldari g guild
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Posted - 2008.01.11 17:07:00 -
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lol very nice 
/me goes off to start a new corp with alt calling it farmer protection, sets corp tax to 100% and gives isk to the guys that kill them  
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DeathStar
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.11 17:18:00 -
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Originally by: Kane Rizzel Nice one Death.
Can I still probe them out and kill them?
I'd be verry up-set if you never kill'd them m8 
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The Djego
Minmatar FORTES FORTUNA ADIUVAT CORP. The Dawn of Darkness
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Posted - 2008.01.11 17:28:00 -
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Edited by: The Djego on 11/01/2008 17:32:47 O/ DeathStar
Brilliant move. 
The only thing that gets me wonder how they replaced so many ships with that small Income of 1-2M per hour acording from your Corp Wallet.
And since you anounced it and don¦t sell the ISK I see no harm in form of the EULA for this tactic. ---- Nerf Tank - Boost Gank! |

Jogvan
coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.11 17:30:00 -
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Brilliant 
And I don't think there should be any problem with CCP here, that ISK they are making has never been bought/sold for RL money.
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The Djego
Minmatar FORTES FORTUNA ADIUVAT CORP. The Dawn of Darkness
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Posted - 2008.01.11 17:35:00 -
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Originally by: Celestal so M34N Corp has been making isk from farming
and now has several miners in the corp , so may now be considered a farming corp ?
sounds like m34n corp is a valid target for all the anti farmers
There is a diffrence in robbing a farmer her ISK or protect them from other Players or CCPs Atention.  ---- Nerf Tank - Boost Gank! |

Yendor Tark'an
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.01.11 17:37:00 -
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That's just epic  "Peace is a thing we all strive for, but unfortunately a thing which we will never achieve completely..."
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