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Skelator
Stronghold corp
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:22:00 -
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I just had to share this with everyone..it reminds me so much of Eve Life 
My Favorite is the "Noobs are Scum"
If this is not deemed the proper area please don't delete this thread but move it to the right area!
ENJOY!!!
The truth about All Online Games
Our Knights/GhostFleet are available for small honorable contracts.
Phasmatis Velox Equitatus
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Del Narveux
Dukes of Hazard
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:26:00 -
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hahahaha, a+ list 
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[SAK] Alumnus--And Proud Of It! -- aka Cpt Bogus
Is that my torped sig cloaking your base?
 Originally by: Wrangler
Well, at least we have forum PvP..
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L70Rogue
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:27:00 -
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that list is bull****
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Skelator
Stronghold corp
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:28:00 -
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Originally by: L70Rogue
that list is bull****
Quiet NOOB I just checked your stats and you don't deserve any respect
Our Knights/GhostFleet are available for small honorable contracts.
Phasmatis Velox Equitatus
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4rc4ng3L
Bi0Sh0ck
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:29:00 -
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hahaha genius
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Faydelm
Caldari
Model Of Aggression
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Posted - 2008.01.14 23:38:00 -
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sooo true when I glance through the threads here in General Discussion... 
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TrustThePilot
Caldari
The White Star Consortium
Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2008.01.15 01:06:00 -
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"Because we gamers are too physically weak to pick random fights in bars, we must assert our alpha male dominance another way -- by twiddling our fingers around on buttons until virtual representations of people we don't know simulate death. "
This
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Paulo Damarr
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Posted - 2008.01.15 02:13:00 -
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My new years resolution is to give up nonconstructive posting |
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:24:00 -
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*** noobs hacking up this forum again tbh
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:58:00 -
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"Lag is ***, snipers are ***, noobs are ***, people from other countries are ***, the countries they come from are ***, the ocean the country is surrounded by is ***, the fish in the ocean are ***, all sealife is ***, life is ***, ***s are ***, *** *** ***. ***."
This is the best sentence I've ever seen 
Originally by: Tarminic
Okay, that's it. You are on the KOS list, and you better pray that I don't have access to a locater agent. 
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F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Valainaloce
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Posted - 2008.01.15 05:57:00 -
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Not bad, but he left out calling everyone a Jew. That's another important part of playing online.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
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WulfWestphal
Minmatar
Niflhel
TALIONIS ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2008.01.15 06:45:00 -
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Edited by: WulfWestphal on 15/01/2008 06:46:26
Quote:
3: If a feature in a game is popular/effective, it is cheap:
Be it the chainsaw in Gears of War, or snipers in any FPS ever made, there are a number of cool features and tactics in games that people not only find enjoyable to use, but are often highly effective methods of securing victory -- never use them. If you do so, you are cheap and will become a noob. You are a hardcore gamer now, which means you only use shotguns or anything else that's really boring. You hate all that is popular, and if you see anybody utilising the best/more useful features of a game, you are to get rid of them immediately.
If these pukes were good at the game like you, they wouldn't need to rely on such cheap tactics, would they? They'd be like you, running around with the shotgun, not having fun and despising everything everyone else is doing. The fact that they have killed you so many times is proof of how bad they are at playing.
now... why does that sound rather familiar?
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Kaivos
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Posted - 2008.01.15 08:23:00 -
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"Racism online is bad, which is a shame because deep down everybody knows it's actually awesome. "
I lolled this.. you naggers =D
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Shanur
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.01.15 08:57:00 -
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How can this thread pwn? It wasn't me. I was lagged. You must be a g** hacker causing my team mates to suck. You nagger! Alpha.
Awesome find. And sadly so very very true.
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Grunanca
BLACK-FLAG
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Posted - 2008.01.15 09:44:00 -
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Anyone opposing this thread is a noob nagger
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.01.15 11:57:00 -
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They missed rule 11...
11: If in-game circumstances force you to change how you play, whine about it until it is retroed back to the way you like it.
Alternatively, rule 11 is something about Amarr ships sucking.
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wierchas noobhunter
Cosmic Fusion
When Fat Kids Attack
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:00:00 -
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omg thats so true
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Ari Chu
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:15:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
"Lag is ***, snipers are ***, noobs are ***, people from other countries are ***, the countries they come from are ***, the ocean the country is surrounded by is ***, the fish in the ocean are ***, all sealife is ***, life is ***, ***s are ***, *** *** ***. ***."
This is the best sentence I've ever seen
I read all of the comments before going back and reading the list - and I have to say that reading this sentence with just asterisks was hella funny.
Great list, Great Article - lots of fun.
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Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:15:00 -
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Hehe
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Plave Okice
Gallente
Red.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:20:00 -
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Edited by: Plave Okice on 15/01/2008 12:20:11
That list is gay
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Roc Wieler
Polytope
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:44:00 -
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And suddenly, EVE makes sense to me. ***.
"Never start a fight you can win." - Roc Wieler |
Everyone Dies
Caldari
Lucky Tampon
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Posted - 2008.01.15 13:58:00 -
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those rules are so lame, they've been stated thousands of times before. wtb something original
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ry ry
StateCorp
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Posted - 2008.01.15 14:34:00 -
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Originally by: Everyone Dies
those rules are so lame, they've been stated thousands of times before. wtb something original
as a connoisseur of fine trolling, i believe i'm perfectly placed to describe your forum contributions as 'rubbish'.
biomass yourself.
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hattifnatt
Gallente
The Movement
Mournival Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.15 15:00:00 -
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Originally by: Everyone Dies
those rules are so lame, they've been stated thousands of times before. wtb something original
GTFO you g** nagger noob!!
Ontopic singing pokemon is ******* awesome.
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Kumq uat
Gallente
Round Table Enterprises
New Age Solutions Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.01.15 16:07:00 -
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Edited by: Kumq uat on 15/01/2008 16:08:03
This list is ghey. It was prolly written by a noob. Alpha!
www.eve-pirate.com author and goat molestor.
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SiJira
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Posted - 2008.01.15 17:07:00 -
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the singing and racism was just a poor attempt at trying to get 10 rules but the rest fully apply 
Trashed sig, Shark was here |
Skelator
Stronghold corp
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.01.15 19:27:00 -
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Originally by: Everyone Dies
those rules are so lame, they've been stated thousands of times before. wtb something original
Quiet noob your nothing but a Troll...I just checked you prior posts and stats.
All slams, putdowns or moderated.
Besides you have zero kills so your not even worth replying to. NOOB
Our Knights/GhostFleet are available for small honorable contracts.
Phasmatis Velox Equitatus
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.15 19:34:00 -
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Quote:
Lag is a process whereby everyone in the game becomes better than you thanks to the Internet helping them become cheap. The Internet does this a lot, but never affects the enemies you kill yourself, because you have skills.
CAOD is clearly on the edge of internet gaming.
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Originally by: CCP Prism X
There's no such thing as playing too much EvE!
You all obviously need more accounts! |
7shining7one7
Quafe Paladins
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Posted - 2008.01.15 22:42:00 -
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this post wins the entire eve online forum
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente
Escorts of Eve
HUNTER'S BROTHERHOOD
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Posted - 2008.01.15 23:16:00 -
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Most awsome game related article I've read since reading the guide to Batttlefield 2 on SomethingAwful back in aught five.
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Any factual errors or mistakes in spelling and grammar should be attributed solely to me and not my nation of origin. |
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