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Space Penguin
Band of Builders Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:04:00 -
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Okay the paper has been delivered !!
Issue 4
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Enjoy !!
And for those that missed previous issues
Issue 3
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Issue 2
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Issue 1
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Tasko Pal
Heron Corporation
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:06:00 -
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Put quotes around the url in order for the link to work.
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Orar Ironfist
Incarnation of Evil Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:07:00 -
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Second mauahahahahaha...
......damnit im still a nub....
Please dear god mods dont nerf this sig too its the 6th freakin one ive put up Ok we'll keep this one. ~Saint Who says carebears can't be cute?. Navigator Let me at it, let me at it - Scrappy Doo |
Skelator
Stronghold corp Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:15:00 -
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BRILLIANT!!!
Fantastic sense of Humor!
Our Knights/GhostFleet are available for small honorable contracts.
Phasmatis Velox Equitatus
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Bin Matar
Fallen Angel's Blade.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:15:00 -
[5]
Very nice good work
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Logan Feynman
BALKAN EXPRESS
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:20:00 -
[6]
Very funny.
Me like. . "Surely I'm joking"
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Mitch Taylor
Dark-Rising The Dawn of Darkness
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:22:00 -
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have to admit this is the first edition i bothered reading... kicking myself now whilst laughing to the previous ones... very welldone :)
Mitch
www.dark-rising.co.uk |
Taguchi Hiroko
Deadly Addiction
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:31:00 -
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OMFG! The horoscopes and class ads are awesome!! Thanks so much made my day :)
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Sovereign533
Caldari The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:31:00 -
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great, had a good laugh here. especially that part with the female corp... took me a few seconds to get the clue ;)
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Snuttan
Northern Shadowrunners Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:36:00 -
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Someone tried to pod santa
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Miss Lucifer
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:37:00 -
[11]
Liked the horoscopes, very funny |
Jogvan
coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:39:00 -
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Great work! Loved the ads, but the horoscope was a bit scary... (Aquarius)
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Deathwings Oracle
Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:43:00 -
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You know.....you jerk off at one wedding and it comes back in the newspaper to haunt you
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StealthSeeYa
Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:44:00 -
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Nice work
I loled at the horoscopes part!
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Nathin Ames
True Foundation Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:51:00 -
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HI FIX!
i lol'd penquin
The Official Drunk of the South
Sig removed because I really really suck
EX-FIX
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Kendra Katana
Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:52:00 -
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so erm, how does one reply to those personal ads ? :P
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Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:53:00 -
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I'll get the female jump clon in the for sale section page 4. Trampoline you say ? 2isk
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Connen
Gallente Dark Centuri Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:54:00 -
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LMAO, quality work as usual Penguin, wants ads were good ****, haha, keep them coming.
"Connen: Damnit, are we actually dead now?" ..."Skeletal Horse: Heehaw, lemme kick ya few more times, sit still." |
Raham
Pelennor Swarm
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Posted - 2008.01.15 00:55:00 -
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hahaha great job
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Keeto
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.15 01:00:00 -
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haha, great read.
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Lorn Yeager
Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2008.01.15 01:05:00 -
[21]
:-) Nice as usual.
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Dante Barsavi
Red Branch Inc
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Posted - 2008.01.15 01:23:00 -
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Who would buy Eon when the daily fix is free?
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DrakeStone
Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce
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Posted - 2008.01.15 01:24:00 -
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Pure genius.
Rock on.
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Splagada
Minmatar Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.15 01:27:00 -
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hehe really pretty good
you missed santa :/ ------
Tides of Silence |
IonHammer
Minmatar Black Avatar Hexad
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Posted - 2008.01.15 01:33:00 -
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good job still making me laugh.
If thats your real life i'm very jealous - Petwraith |
BoB Peon
Caldari Stop Posting on COAD You Tards
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Posted - 2008.01.15 01:57:00 -
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Too busy poaching your good pvpers to read.
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Angor
The JORG Corporation Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 01:57:00 -
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Pretty funny, liked the adds and stuff on page 4. _______________________________ [ 2007.06.07 21:07:22 ] FrankyWave > ransom me guys I am joining XElas !!! |
Jordan Musgrat
Convergent Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.01.15 01:59:00 -
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The female alliance always declaring war every 28 days made me lol, not gonna lie. Good job as always. -----------
Primary is family values, secondary is 0.0... |
Avernus
Gallente Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2008.01.15 02:48:00 -
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Great stuff Penguin!
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DaveyE
Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.01.15 02:55:00 -
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Jees
ROMAFLO
When i read the Cancerian horoscope i fell off my chair laughing OMG wot a laugh
Good Work
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Aman Sul
Caldari Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:08:00 -
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Excellent read
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Lunas Feelgood
S.A.S
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:32:00 -
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make more plz they are really really funny Signature
Bob Highcommand:
We planned it all
*Click* |
corporal hicks
Gallente Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2008.01.15 03:38:00 -
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Aries ftw
" Stay Frosty "
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Death Merchant
InterGalactic Corp. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:05:00 -
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Always funny Keep up the good work.
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Agmar
Game-Over Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:39:00 -
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Yup... I'm a fan.
Well done. ________________ What I say does represent my corp.
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TheAdj
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.15 04:58:00 -
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Is it possible to buy ad space? Please evemail with prices :P ----------------
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Ivan Hablovi
Minmatar Quam Singulari The Church.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 05:42:00 -
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Hahahah! Awesome, best so far imo!
Gotta love the adds, expecially the Need Skills part :DD I lolled so hard knowing what Toolfleet is like :D
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Tarantelita
Ragna Rok Corp
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Posted - 2008.01.15 05:58:00 -
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Issue 5 : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Koboldew
Hunters Agency Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.01.15 06:32:00 -
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Edited by: Koboldew on 15/01/2008 06:31:50
Originally by: Tarantelita Issue 5 : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
gj space as always. -------------------------------------------------- CCP Oveur - "How can one conquer the universe at 1 frame per hour?"
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General Steele
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Posted - 2008.01.15 07:12:00 -
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Each issue gets better and better, loved the Horoscopes and Ads
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Seamus Rooke
Dragon's Rage Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.01.15 07:13:00 -
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Classic!
Great work
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Wierd Beard
Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2008.01.15 08:13:00 -
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HAHAHA!!! Great as usual Penny! Pod People and the Horoscopes could make a weekly strip all by themselves. Definately keep it up!
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Bobafeit
The SMITE Brotherhood Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.01.15 08:43:00 -
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awsome read keep it comming
---CEO-The SMITE Brotherhood---
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Nahia Senne
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.15 10:10:00 -
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Great stuff
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Gone'Postal
Minmatar Vengeance 8 Interceptors
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Posted - 2008.01.15 10:58:00 -
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Great work as always
Keep up the good work CCP: Were like a clock upon a wall, Always moving but never going anywhere.
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Seph Res
PPN United Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.01.15 11:05:00 -
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gave me a good laugh during downtime, keep up the nice work
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speedek
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.15 11:12:00 -
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LOL
I love it!!!!
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djNME
DAB RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.15 11:17:00 -
[48]
very nice,
Alot of little things to make you laugh the more you look at it. Made of win.
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Silvestri
Office linebackers Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.01.15 11:30:00 -
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I didn't like my horoscope. Especially being a capricorn....lol. But I have goats for you from the wanted area....And may be a false issue about drinking the most in December....good reads to pass the time....
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Kay Han
Caldari FroZen SoulS
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Posted - 2008.01.15 11:46:00 -
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brilliant. Just brilliant.
the last page was really ******* awesome.
Some1 needs to tell chribba the veldspardust thingy.
Originally by: CCP Atropos Personally I think Amarr ships should consume slaves in a similar way that other ships consume ammunition.
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Darknesss
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 12:04:00 -
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Fantastic
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Geckomonster
Aggressive Efficiency
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Posted - 2008.01.15 13:00:00 -
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Awesome stuff...
No worries, we'll get santa next year...
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Taiss
Minmatar principle of motion Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.01.15 13:14:00 -
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LOL
Excellent:)))
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Weatherman
Gallente Xoth Inc Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.01.15 13:21:00 -
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LOL. Good job.
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Tequilapepper
Amarr Xoth Inc Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.01.15 13:40:00 -
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The sad part is that is funny cuz is all true... sorry Dro ;) lmao
Regards
Teq
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Exortius Amarrus
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.15 15:23:00 -
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Brilliant, thanks for the laughs FIX, good way to start my Tuesday.
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Althair Erin
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.01.15 16:33:00 -
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Edited by: Althair Erin on 15/01/2008 16:35:44 This was hilarious. I loved all the articles, but the light hearted parody explaining Fix's current situation was super cute. Poor santa! You just know people around here would go for the kill if they thought they could get away with it :( I bet the Amarr find St. Nick heretical too.
The Veld article had me almost laugh out loud at the part about goonswarm sending out veldspar dust brain damaged mining ship attack swarms. At least its an upgrade over newbie frigates right?
You know I've never been to Jita? But this article really helps explain why people have so much trouble with it!
Also plz giev skillz. I keep showing up to really cool battles (RIT, FAT, 49-) and wishing I was in a better ship so I could help blow stuff up instead of just watching it blow up.
I like it a lot when EVE gets creative. -------------- The Hope of the younger generation
Come help build a better, more civil EVE! |
Laird
Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2008.01.15 19:25:00 -
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Top notch work again Penguin! Keep it up.
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Byzan Zwyth
Dark Centuri Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.01.15 19:49:00 -
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uber ---------------------- Rank: Tech 1 and a 1/2 cannon fodder
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Mestor Riklar
Killson Corp Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.01.15 20:22:00 -
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Funny stuff. :)
I'll never stop loving you FIX, even though you don't live next-door anymore. <3
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padraig animal
Minmatar MisFunk Inc. Frontline.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 21:15:00 -
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LOL'd for sure
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Si Delane
Sector 7 Visions of Warfare
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Posted - 2008.01.15 22:09:00 -
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Lulz Daily Fix needs to be more Daily.
------------------------- Actually this IS my main. |
Alice Beeblebrox
Caldari Te-Ka
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Posted - 2008.01.15 23:02:00 -
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Where can I buy a subscription. Good stuff. :D "Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)" -Linus "... So does ***** *******. Existence is not a valid endorsement |
ChessKiller
Minmatar Dragons Of Redemption Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.15 23:15:00 -
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GJ
Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
Gaunty
Macabre Votum Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.01.16 02:41:00 -
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Awesome work man!
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Crashm8
Viper Squad Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.16 12:05:00 -
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Another great read, awsome job Penguin!
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Delthus
The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.01.16 12:53:00 -
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i read my horoscope i am an ares does that mean i should lead an alliance? |
Lowa
Gallente North Star Networks Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.16 13:26:00 -
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LMAO! Dont ever stop! There is some priceless stuff in teh Adds and Horoscope for sure!
Cheers, Lowa - Romantic tester of sex toys? Hmm..ok, fair enough.
What if the truth was something else? |
Spartan Colours
Gallente Ordo Occultus Deus Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.16 14:07:00 -
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<<<Crying with laughter
"no7 4 v1rg1n h0n3s7" ...
hope to see more :)
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Disasemble
Royal Regiment of Wales
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Posted - 2008.01.16 18:08:00 -
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Wanted. Death. Have tried self destructing keep waking up in new clone. Very Emo.
I gonna be stealing, abusing and quoting that one in the future.
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Crypt
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.16 18:31:00 -
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Edited by: Crypt on 16/01/2008 18:31:25 Edited by: Crypt on 16/01/2008 18:31:04 Excellent work! I laughed my ass off!
I have an ad to be placed in your next issue, contact me ingame for payment.
"Wanted - One ass replacement, lost mine in a laughing incident."
Quote: It is a poor sort of man who is content to be spoon-fed knowledge that has been filtered through the canon of religious or political belief. ~ Louis L'Amour
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Splagada
Minmatar Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.16 18:35:00 -
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i'm virgo, a cheap ass, and Minmatar
**** this is all TRUE ------
Tides of Silence |
Saffronique
Blue Sky Inc
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Posted - 2008.01.17 02:11:00 -
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Originally by: Space Penguin Edited by: Space Penguin on 15/01/2008 00:14:55 Edited by: Space Penguin on 15/01/2008 00:14:18 Edited by: Space Penguin on 15/01/2008 00:10:54 Edited by: Space Penguin on 15/01/2008 00:07:17 Okay the paper has been delivered !!
Issue 4
Page One Page Two Page Three Page Four
Enjoy !!
And for those that may have missed other issues
Issue Three
Page One Page Two Page Three
Issue Two
Page One
Issue One
Page One
Cheers for that
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Rhen
Caldari Swedish Aerospace Inc Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.01.17 02:43:00 -
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Pure gold.
Brilliant as always.
Just making conversation. |
psylenz
Vidar Fierd Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2008.01.17 03:43:00 -
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please keep them coming
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Nhaz
Damage Unlimited Inc Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.01.17 09:05:00 -
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that was awesome. keep em coming => _____________________________________________
It's NOT paranoia, If they REALLY ARE out to get you! |
Doppleganger
Minmatar Band of Builders Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.01.18 00:40:00 -
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Originally by: Mestor Riklar Funny stuff. :)
I'll never stop loving you FIX, even though you don't live next-door anymore. <3
/me lost his map... isn't catch next door to empire?
Don't look at me... I'm a pisces so I live in my own little world... thats ok they all know me here. To bad I'm destined to fail at everything including life..
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The Hooch
Minmatar Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.18 03:58:00 -
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That is some great stuff!
Concord punishes people, it does not protect them |
Silinary
Gallente Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2008.01.18 08:05:00 -
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Hehe still good stuff penguin ;p
No matter how fast you turn your head, you'll never even catch a glimpse of what is going on around you... |
Archa
Caldari Chickens with an Attitude
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Posted - 2008.01.18 11:10:00 -
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just canceled my e-on subscription. Where can i get a subscription on this magazine?
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Skoda Zek
Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2008.01.18 14:45:00 -
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Pure class, as always penguin.
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Space Penguin
Band of Builders Inc. Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.01.20 17:45:00 -
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Okay first thanks to Tasko Pal for posting how to make my links work, much appreciated.
Also thanks to everyone that left a comment, it's always nice to know that others are amused, it makes it worth doing.
TheAdj ... On the subject of ad space, well The Daily FIX is not the medium for basic corp recruitments or alliance propaganda but if you had in mind an ad that had an amusing aspect to it than I would be more than happy to include it in the next issue.
This goes for anyone that has an idea of something be it an article, a classified ad, or whatever, as long as it is funny i'll consider using it. Just eve mail me or convo me in game.
On the subject of The Daily FIX not being daily, well lets face it theres no way I am ever going to be able to do this every day seeing as it takes me a few days to write any way but more importantly coming up with new ideas upon which to base an article or classified is not that easy. Most of the time it's just a vague idea that forms because of a random one line comment that someone or I made on TS, either that or I have to wait until something happens in game which I can twist and parody.
At the end of the day though I have no plans to stop writing them nor will I for as long as people keep reading them and laughing. That's kind of the whole point.
SP
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4IROW
Interstellar Business Association Solidus Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.22 17:09:00 -
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very entertaining, keep up the good work!
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Triath Lon
Keepers of Balance Legion of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2008.01.22 17:39:00 -
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That was hilarious!
Though my horoscope was somewhat of a disappointment... i think i'll re-read personals section again to make myself feel better. ________
Ambassador Extraordinary Plenipotentiary |
Coquillette
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2008.01.22 22:09:00 -
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I love these. Thank you for posting them here. |
Linerra Tedora
Amarr Eritaramis and Partners
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Posted - 2008.01.22 23:18:00 -
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simply amazing... totally hillarious... i love them. and i'm hooked..
especially the ad section...
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