Greetings yon noble space knights! I, Lord Hesperus Vanderbeets, Grandmaster of the Militant and Hospitaller order of St. Vanderbeets of EVEONLINE, come before you with nay a silly request.

I shall not spew forth dishonest slogimmicks in order to gain thine vote, but rather I shall endeal with thine wishes so thou might go forth and prosper in thine belt or thine pocket or thine dog. For long hat thee space lords of yonder nilly sec hurt thee, the noble space peasant whom only wishes to live off the sweat of thine spaceship, they use their battlesteeds to harm thine plow beast whilst tilling the soil of space. If thou envote for me, I shall engive onto you this:

- A charter of space, giving thou the right to earn thine wage off the sweat of thine brow, to prevent imprisonment without lawful process, and to ensure that thine spacebeast is narry destroyed by those of noble blood.

- I shall enblock all ships of conquest from thine peasant villages of which thou plowest the land for sustaining tritanium.

- (OOC) I shall enforce dedicated roleplaying regions in the world, ensuring that everybody has a chance to play how they wish, and petition CCP to seed these markets with slaver hounds and exotic dancers. (END OOC)

- I will see that the treacherous space king be enbrought to justice before the true heir of Jita, and that his head be displayed before all whom can see.

(OOC) I am the official endorsed candidate of the Darknest roleplaying community, to learn more join the ingame channel "Darknest" without quotes. (END OOC)

another one

How will you handle wars between roleplayers and non-roleplayers? How can they properly interact?

Did Casey Anthony actually kill her little girl??

Also, tell me how you would improve mining. In your own words.

I love the Darknest!!!

Please show me how to RP

As a soldier for the Glorious Heretic Army, I have vowed defend the defenseless.

My artillery cannons are primed, sensor boosted, and overheated to wage war against the cowardly and villanous "miners" of the Abudban ice belt. Generations of ice have been subjugated at the hands of your mining lasers. The inside of your Orcas are mass graves for the defenseless ice that feeds your war machine.

You may buy a so called pass for your safety. Consider it reparations for your heinous crimes against the defenseless space ice of Abudban. For all others who refuse to acknowledge their crimes against icedom and pay for their past, present, and future crimes against the peaceful way of life that the ice of Abudban have taken up, your ships will become space dust and your pods will squish under the fire that will rain down from my terrible thrasher.

-Soldier of the Glorious Heretic Army and Defender of High-Sec Ice

Quoted from thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=46334&p=4

The earth wench thine refers to as "Casey Anthony" may or may not have committed said crimes. It is not up to me to decide such things, for my visions are of a much greater variety.

See, this is the problem with the false king of space and his council of ne'er-do-wells, they obsess over such small, trivial matters and forget about the plight of the most outcast portion of our fair space kingdom.



The way to fix mining is to restrict corrupt nobles abilities to tip thine plow and run their lances through spacepeasants gizzards.

Yon disgusting space pig! I should enrun you through with mine spacelance of great power! Fight me coward! For thou art errything wrong with these spacelands!

My dear hesperus Vanderbeets.

You claim to be speaking for a part of the New Eden community, yet when I look I don't see any activity at all in that particular part of the game.
Maybe you think that wandering into that specific area, which clearly has never had any real representation, and throwing yourself into the masses like a long lost messias you actually are going to receive any votes for the comming elections.

Goonswarm might be inclined to the notion that the more roleplay oriented people are nerds.
Do not think I can't dig up points of vieuws of Goonswarm about the roleplaying community which reflect their real opinion about roleplaying. This includes the opinion of your master Mittens.

I am sorry to say however that being a roleplayer doesn't automaticly mean that you are also dillusional about the real purpose of your candidacy.

Roleplayers are smarter than you and the rest of your Goon buddies give them credit for and your feeble and childish attempt to pose as an actual roleplayer will just insult those who are real roleplayers.

So pack up your pompeus act and learn the real thrive of the roleplayer before trying to sound like someone who has any grasp of roleplay.

I clicked like because it was a militant order.

Thus, it must involve blowing things up.

A blistering indictment about the overpoweredness of titan tracking.

Hefperuf Vanderbeetf, under what pretenfe doth thou falfely claim a noble title and make a claim for this office?

Pretender! Blafphemer!

Lord Vanderbeets, what is your stance on Blawrfs?

Your implications that the Darknest roleplaying community enposts where the space peasant of no worth can enview disgust me.

If thou were to make these statements ov falsehood in a more ov character approach I wouldth respond with much might and vigour!