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Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.21 17:44:00 -
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Hello,
I am someone else's alt. But this doesn't matter because I also want to have success in EVE with this character but I hadn't... until now !!!
Now ... I have a new business idea which is as far as I know unique in the whole world of EVE !!!
If you ever wanted to have a Titan BPO delivered to another location but were afraid to do so due to all the dangers of space and piracy I am your solution!!!! 
Lukadski's Titan BPO delivery service will transport your Titan BPO from anywhere to anywhere regardless of system security. High Sec, Low Sec or 0.0 space: Lukadski moves through everything! 
What you have to do is really easy and safe:
- Create a contract of type "Courier" and availability "Private" with my name - Pick your Titan BPO as the item to move - Select the location you want the BPO to have delivered to - Enter 10 Mil ISK as reward (Yes! Only 10 Mil! Independent of distance and system security! That's cheap taking into account how much trouble it will save for you!) - Leave the field "collateral" empty (default 0.0, we don't need that for our deal) - Set expiration to whatever you want and days to complete to 3 (because of the high expected demand I won't probably be able to fulfill all contracts within one day, sorry for this in advance) - Finish the contract
Thank you !!! 
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Richard Phallus
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Posted - 2008.01.21 17:46:00 -
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Edited by: Richard Phallus on 21/01/2008 17:46:06 Scammers/trolls can be the most entertaining part of the forums, please try harder. 4/10 --
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RaTTuS
BIG Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2008.01.21 17:46:00 -
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no begging   -- BIG Lottery, BIG Deal, InEve [Now Verified] & Recruiting
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4IROW
Interstellar Business Association Solidus Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.21 17:46:00 -
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Never!
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.01.21 17:46:00 -
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Fail. ---------------- Tarminic - 31 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.78.2 |

Frug
Zenithal Harvest
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Posted - 2008.01.21 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic Fail.
1/10
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Lithalnas
Amarr Headcrabs
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Posted - 2008.01.21 17:48:00 -
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Needs more Nigerian scamsauce with a pinch of epeen enlarging pills. -------------
fixed for greater eve content |

Dr Paithos
Minmatar Republic Deep Space Institute
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Posted - 2008.01.21 17:48:00 -
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this has a very high chance of success which might be increased further by changing your character name to "thisisa scam"
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Richard Phallus
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Posted - 2008.01.21 17:51:00 -
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I would like to justify my 'high' score of the attempt, I give points for spelling, punctuation, format and handing it in on time. |

Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.21 18:13:00 -
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Wow! I am quite impressed to get so many replies within a few minutes and to see how many people own a Titan BPO !!!
Nevertheless I am unhappy about the content of those replies because until now noone seems really to have interest to claim my service 
I'd like to add that you won't give your expensive BPO into the hands of a noob! I am a very experienced and trustworthy player with a well balanced security rating of 0.0 which should make my service attractive for both the friends of Concord and pirates as well.
As a little incentive I am willing to offer my service for 5 Mil ISK for the first one who places an order !!!!! 
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Dr Slurm
General Commodities
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Posted - 2008.01.21 18:24:00 -
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Despite the fact that you hold no collateral to secure something like this. Why would anyone in their right mind let YOU know where their titan BPO was going?
It's better then Quafe! Off-topic. Please don't point out semantic errors of the moderators - Mitnal |

Armoured C
Gallente Globaltech Industries Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.01.21 18:40:00 -
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you obviously dont get the contracting service and the fact of how valuable these things are,
a titan BPO is worth close to like 100 bill and you need to fork this to the party you are delivering for incase you loose the BPO so they have a payment for that back
also a allaince with a BPO of a titan will probably be slighty powerful enough to ship it themselves with people they trust, also why would they need to worry about shipping it though low sec while being most probably a 0.0 corp seem more dangers than you have faced in you eve career,
also posting with a alt make it even more suspicious since you say to contract it to this charater
so basically everything is wrong with this slightly scamming post that you have put it
EPIC fail with fail sauce on top
if anything go with chribba
we love you chribba <3 lol
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Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.21 18:58:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Slurm Why would anyone in their right mind let YOU know where their titan BPO was going?
I never expected that this could be an issue. Well, I can't close my eyes if I want to fulfill the contract. Obviously there is no way for me NOT to know WHERE the BPO has to be delivered to. In fact the whole service is based upon this knowledge. But it is only a necessary means to the end - and this end is to get the reward of the courier contract.
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Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.21 19:13:00 -
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Originally by: Armoured C a titan BPO is worth close to like 100 bill and you need to fork this to the party you are delivering for incase you loose the BPO so they have a payment for that back
Well, to be honest, I am not able to cover 100 Bil ISK. But I can offer a collateral of 1,2 Mil ISK. (I need my remaining 300.000 ISK since I have to buy the shuttle for the transport and as a small backup for whatever.) But I am quite confident that I won't lose the BPO during the transport and - of course - I won't steal the BPO (which would ruin my reputation and my young business at once).
Originally by: Armoured C also posting with a alt make it even more suspicious since you say to contract it to this charater
This is Lukadski's Titan BPO delivery service. Why should you issue the contract to another character? THAT would be suspicious!
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Dr Slurm
General Commodities
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Posted - 2008.01.21 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: Lukadski
Originally by: Dr Slurm Why would anyone in their right mind let YOU know where their titan BPO was going?
I never expected that this could be an issue. Well, I can't close my eyes if I want to fulfill the contract. Obviously there is no way for me NOT to know WHERE the BPO has to be delivered to. In fact the whole service is based upon this knowledge. But it is only a necessary means to the end - and this end is to get the reward of the courier contract.
Which is exactly why this business model would never work even if you had collateral.
By chance do you smoke *****?
It's better then Quafe! Off-topic. Please don't point out semantic errors of the moderators - Mitnal |

Armoured C
Gallente Globaltech Industries Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.01.21 19:33:00 -
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so giving someone 1 mil for a item worth 100 bill is acceptable collateral.
allianes with this kind of BP can do transport themselves and they would already have he BPO in place at a secure POS anyway, for when said titan may be constructed
you logic is completly out of line with oral reality
why would we go with you when we have chribba who experience and proven history of dealing ith titans and moms and go with some alt who could be part of anyone
the fact that you are a alt we could contract the BPO to you and then you could give it to your main
IT LAUGHABLE your thinking is
i LOL in your general thinking direction
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Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.21 20:44:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Slurm By chance do you smoke *****?
No. But this is off-topic.
Originally by: Armoured C allianes with this kind of BP can do transport themselves and they would already have he BPO in place at a secure POS anyway, for when said titan may be constructed
Hm, but there will always raise new alliances and rich players not as brave as others and being afraid of the dangers of insecure space. Someone might think it is an easy task I am planning to do but keep in mind: There is no restriction in the number of jumps I need to do between pickup station and destination!!! I am still thinking that 10 Mil ISK is NOT expensive compared to the Titan BPO costs.
Originally by: Armoured C the fact that you are a alt we could contract the BPO to you and then you could give it to your main
And then? If my main would keep the BPO or even sell it this would be a SCAM! I'd like to emphasize again: I will NOT do something like that!!!
Originally by: Armoured C IT LAUGHABLE your thinking is
i LOL in your general thinking direction
You're discussing my business to death before it has even started. That's not nice... Instead you should give it a shot to see how well it will work!!! (or in case you shouldn't own a Titan BPO spread the word and recommend my service to someone with a Titan BPO)
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Reverend Revelator
Geddonites
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Posted - 2008.01.21 20:46:00 -
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Originally by: Lukadski because of the high expected demand I won't probably be able to fulfill all contracts within one day, 
My favorite part 
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MasterEnt
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Posted - 2008.01.21 20:54:00 -
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OK.. done
But I don't get why we do not need collateral? Is it because a BPO does not take up much volume?
I gave you 1bil because I like your service and I want to you to bring it back to me on time.
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Jameroz
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.01.21 21:02:00 -
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Trusting someone your Titan BPO without full collateral   
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Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.21 21:14:00 -
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Originally by: MasterEnt But I don't get why we do not need collateral? Is it because a BPO does not take up much volume?
No, it has nothing to do with the volume. I fact it has two reasons:
1) I cannot offer a high collateral because ... well, to be honest, ... I don't have the ISK (To show my good will I have already offered a small collateral of 1,2 Mil ISK in this thread. That's all what I can afford.)
2) We don't need the collateral because there is absolutely no reason to mistrust me.
(Need to check now what you have "done", I don't understand your 1 Bil thingy... )
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Stafen
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Posted - 2008.01.21 21:39:00 -
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Hello,
I am interested in this service. I would like you to transport a different BPO though. I am feeling generous and would give you the same reward even for the lesser BPO I want you to transport. (All BPO's take up the same volume so it should not pose an issue)
Please reply if you would consider it.
Thanks.
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Trinity Sal
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Posted - 2008.01.21 22:06:00 -
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i will do this same service for titan BPOs for free with that said
YOUR FUNNNY lol
noobs these days
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Xtreem
Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc. Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.21 22:07:00 -
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i have contracted 2 titan bpos to you, as per ur guidelines, please get them delivered safe else my whole isk fortune will be gone *sniff*
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Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.21 22:17:00 -
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Originally by: Stafen Hello,
I am interested in this service. I would like you to transport a different BPO though. I am feeling generous and would give you the same reward even for the lesser BPO I want you to transport. (All BPO's take up the same volume so it should not pose an issue)
Please reply if you would consider it.
Thanks.
To be honest I am mainly interested to become a specialist in Titan BPO delivery services.
But: Because my future customers seem to hesitate to claim my true core business I will accept your offer for this time and say: thank you!!!  Please setup the courier contract with the parameters I described in the beginning except a reward of only 5 Mil ISK because you'll get the very-first-contractor-50%-discount! 
Thanks in advance!
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Kobol
The Secret Fleet Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.21 22:20:00 -
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lol |

Kwint Sommer
Incoherent Inc Otaku Invasion
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Posted - 2008.01.21 22:24:00 -
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Fail, mods please remove. This is not a serious attempt to conduct business but rather a bad joke of a scam.
5% Mining & Manufacturing Implants |

Lukadski
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Posted - 2008.01.21 22:25:00 -
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Originally by: Trinity Sal i will do this same service for titan BPOs for free
While I always believe in the unselfish side of human nature THIS is even for me suspicious! 
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Dr Slurm
General Commodities
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Posted - 2008.01.21 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: Lukadski
Originally by: Trinity Sal i will do this same service for titan BPOs for free
While I always believe in the unselfish side of human nature THIS is even for me suspicious! 
this word "suspicious" you keep using, I don't think you know what it means.
Kind of like how your proposed service is "inconceivable".
It's better then Quafe! Off-topic. Please don't point out semantic errors of the moderators - Mitnal |

ElCoCo
KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.22 00:25:00 -
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Would you like some anus laptops as a reward instead of isk? |
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