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Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.01.23 02:20:00 - [1] Omg, this kid is brilliant... haha, he figured out if he's going he's taking the foundation with him! Pwned () () (â;..;)â (")(")
Tecknoblaze An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three	Posted - 2008.01.23 02:26:00 - [2] dude that is incredible! I almost thought it was a parody or something. ------------------------------------ You are now reading an important message.
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.01.23 02:36:00 - [3] Edited by: Akita T on 23/01/2008 02:41:32 So, basically, the guys that CREATED this foundation never ever thought of the "I wish for unlimited wishes" thing ? I mean, COME ON ! The first thing you think of when you hear Aladdin's tale is "geez, how stupid was he not to wish for unlimited wishes". Oh man, this is so hillarious P.S. Of course, too bad it's just a joke 1\|2\|3\|4\|5.
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.01.23 02:41:00 - [4] Originally by: Akita T The first thing you think of when you hear Aladdin's tale is "geez, how stupid was he not to wish for unlimited wishes". Actually, one of the rules is that you can't wish for more wishes. The only other one I can remember is that you can't wish for someone to fall in love with you. ---------------- Tarminic - 31 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.78.2
Tarquin Tarquinius Gallente Escorts of Eve HUNTER'S BROTHERHOOD	Posted - 2008.01.23 02:43:00 - [5] The Onion produces some grade-A comedy on occaison. I just hope no one thought that was real. ------ Any factual errors or mistakes in spelling and grammar should be attributed solely to me and not my nation of origin.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.01.23 02:46:00 - [6] Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius The Onion produces some grade-A comedy on occaison. I just hope no one thought that was real. Way to kill my buzz, douche () () (â;..;)â (")(")
Sister Impotentata Elite Angels Of Death	Posted - 2008.01.23 02:48:00 - [7] In response to Akita T, goddamn the 4x10^3 character limit that prevents me from quoting him. Actually no. The first thing I think of is this: Originally by: The Internet's Mr. Gardenback A man walks into a bar, and half his head is an orange. He sits down, orders a drink. The bartender eyes him warily, but gets him what he wants. The man sits sipping the drink, idly watching the soccer game on the bar television. After a while, he runs dry and orders another. "Tell you what," says the bartender, "this next one's on the house -- but you've got to tell me what happened to your head. I don't mean to be rude there, but..." The man smiles. "No, not at all. I get this all the time. Well, it started with the Gulf War. I was a young kid fresh out of high school, but I was poor. I needed money for college, and the Army looked like a good way out of the ghetto. But then they shipped me over to Kuwait. My platoon took some heavy fire during Desert Storm, and I was separated from them. I wandered the desert for days, with only the contents of my pack to sustain me. I ran out of water, I ran out of food. I was desperate, on the verge of death -- when suddenly, I saw a glint of metal in the distance... I forced myself onward, hoping the shining brightness was a glint of gunmetal from my platoon, or a city on the horizon, or anything. When I finally reached it, it was a piece of metal half-buried in the sand. I dug around it and excavated what appeared to be an old Persian oil lamp. There was an inscription on the lamp, too covered in dust to read. I rubbed at the embossed lettering -- and then, a swirl of smoke and light surrounded me. Suddenly, before me, stood a ten-foot tall being, dressed in traditional Arabian garb, arms crossed. 'I am the Djinn of the lamp,' said the entity. 'For releasing me, I shall grant you three wishes. What is your first wish, my master?' I was incredulous, of course. I deduced I must be hallucinating, that this was desert madness. I decided to test the mirage. 'Alright,' I tasked it, 'I wish for a wallet with a million dollars in it, that I can never lose, and whenever I take any money out of it the sum is immediately replenished.' 'Your wish is granted!' boomed the Djinn. I felt a bulge in one of my uniform pockets. Reaching in, I pulled out a new wallet, stuffed to bursting with crisp, new American bills. I counted them -- sure enough, it was a million dollars. I ripped up the bills, cast them to the four winds, and threw the wallet as hard as I could. The moment it was beyond my sight, it teleported instantaneously back to my pocket, refilled with another million dollars. 'What is you second wish, my master?' I pondered the notion for a long moment, assessing my needs. 'Djinni,' I said, 'for my second wish, I want to be transported to a cool, abandoned palace, into a harem room with a hundred beautiful young virgins who will all fall madly in love with me at first sight, before a buffet table set with a feast fit for a king.' 'Your wish is granted!' Poof! I found myself in a royal harem, escaped from the heat of the desert. All around me, nubile girls eyed me with keen interest. In front of me, every conceivable type of meat was roasted to perfect tenderness, set with all the appetizers, side-dishes, salads, soups, and desserts of the four corners of the globe. I dined until I was near-bloated, and then I had a lot of sex. I mean a lot. Several hours later, laying upon a bed of feathers, brown and blonde and red haired beauties nuzzling into me like puppies at their mother's underbelly, the Djinn stood before me, looking down in satisfaction at his work so far. 'What is your third wish, my master?' I thought long and hard. Truly, this last wish tasked the very limits of my imagination, my beliefs, my ethics, my philosophy. Hours passed in silence, save for the gentle snoring of the ladies surrounding me. At last, I spoke. 'Djinni, for my third wish, I want half my head to be an orange.'" ----- TANSTAAFL Originally by: Professor Falken What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
Joshua Foiritain Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2008.01.23 03:40:00 - [8] Edited by: Joshua Foiritain on 23/01/2008 03:43:24 Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius The Onion produces some grade-A comedy on occaison. I just hope no one thought that was real. I was somewhat doubting until the foundation manager guy person came in, his acting is balls. Originally by: Sister Impotentata In response to Akita T, goddamn the 4x10^3 character limit that prevents me from quoting him. Actually no. The first thing I think of is this: Originally by: The Internet's Mr. Gardenback Long Joke Wow, that has to be one of the least amusing jokes ive ever heard -----
Sister Impotentata Elite Angels Of Death	Posted - 2008.01.23 03:47:00 - [9] Originally by: Joshua Foiritain Wow, that has to be one of the least amusing jokes ive ever heard If I trusted the collective intelligence of this forum more, I'd wait longer before I said, That's exactly the point! ----- TANSTAAFL Originally by: Professor Falken What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
Joshua Foiritain Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2008.01.23 03:57:00 - [10] Originally by: Sister Impotentata That's exactly the point! I knew that. -----
Jirai Grepher Eve Defence Force Insurgency	Posted - 2008.01.23 03:58:00 - [11] Originally by: Joshua Foiritain Originally by: Sister Impotentata That's exactly the point! I knew that. liar _________________ The former and original Pel Mel
ReaperOfSly Gallente Lyrus Associates Enuma Elish.	Posted - 2008.01.23 14:40:00 - [12] Originally by: Joshua Foiritain Edited by: Joshua Foiritain on 23/01/2008 03:55:55 Originally by: Tarquin Tarquinius The Onion produces some grade-A comedy on occaison. I just hope no one thought that was real. I was somewhat doubting until the foundation manager guy person came in, his acting is balls. Originally by: Sister Impotentata In response to Akita T, goddamn the 4x10^3 character limit that prevents me from quoting him. Actually no. The first thing I think of is this: Originally by: The Internet's Mr. Gardenback Long Joke Wow, that has to be one of the least amusing jokes ive ever heard The humour derives from the long build-up and anticlimactic punchline. You expect something really clever at the end, but don't get it, hence the funny. It's called a shaggy-dog story. And now that I've explained it, it's just not funny any more --------------------------------------------------------------------
Imperator Jora'h	Posted - 2008.01.23 15:09:00 - [13] Edited by: Imperator Jora''h on 23/01/2008 15:10:47 I particularly liked on his wish list: - Face on Mt. Rushmore (to be completed in 2031) - All Bat Mobiles ever - 1 Handicap accessible treehouse
Kathryn Dougans B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.01.23 16:32:00 - [14] Amusing. The one about the alleged racial slurs spoken by the adult-films actress had funnier dialogue though.
Gikanzin Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2008.01.23 17:45:00 - [15] I can see the anger in his eyes111111111!!!!!
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2008.01.23 18:45:00 - [16] What happens if he wishes for an AI simulating his 8yr old mind to continue making wishes in his stead after he finaly dies? He wished away a legal team..... could he wish to be say the President for a day? ~Nyron Originally by: Minerva Vulcan But poor victimized Ulf...I weep lavender scented tears for you.
Civire outcast	Posted - 2008.01.23 18:51:00 - [17] Originally by: Sster Impotentata long joke That made me laugh so hard that I cried. Thank you for posting. I hadn't cried in 4 months.
Micheal Dietrich Caldari The Delta Source Dread Sovereign	Posted - 2008.01.23 18:59:00 - [18] Originally by: Civire outcast Originally by: Sster Impotentata long joke That made me laugh so hard that I cried. Thank you for posting. I hadn't cried in 4 months. Now you must be obligated to make a post on the 'when was the last time you cried' thread
Patch86 Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.01.23 19:07:00 - [19] Originally by: Sister Impotentata joke That gave me a serious, serious fit of the giggles. Thank you ------ Originally by: CCP Prism X There's no such thing as playing too much EvE! You all obviously need more accounts!
Calderio Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.01.23 19:10:00 - [20] Originally by: Sister Impotentata sucky joke why oh why did you do such a thing. Click The Power Of BOB Compells you
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.01.23 19:43:00 - [21] I totally didn't get the joke () () (â;..;)â (")(")
Sister Impotentata Elite Angels Of Death	Posted - 2008.01.23 19:46:00 - [22] \o/ Grimpack explained it pretty well. The joke's not funny, but the fact that you'll never get those three minutes back is. ----- TANSTAAFL Originally by: Professor Falken What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.01.23 19:49:00 - [23] Oh yeah, my time is SO valuable () () (â;..;)â (")(")
Kathryn Dougans B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.01.23 19:58:00 - [24] I've heard a variant on the story, same setup, the man with half an orange for a head (occasionally it's a turnip), finds a genie in a bottle or similar, long convoluted tales of the first two wishes and then: Bartender (bored by this point) - So, how did you end up with half an orange for a head? Man - Isn't it obvious? I wished for half an orange for a head. It wasn't that funny in itself. It's all in the delivery, and text doesn't really convey it. It's more of a "Can't believe you told such a bad joke" joke, rather than a lol joke.
Sister Impotentata Elite Angels Of Death	Posted - 2008.01.23 20:02:00 - [25] Good! Now it's time for The Aristocrats! Bob Saget explains it well. Absolutely Not Safe For Anywhere. ----- TANSTAAFL Originally by: Professor Falken What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.01.23 20:27:00 - [26] Kinda like the joke about the genie with the hearing problem... it involves a 2ft pianist and a Ku Klux Klan guy knocking on some guy's door holding a rope asking who was the one that wanted to be hung like a black man () () (â;..;)â (")(")
Grimpak Gallente Trinity Nova	Posted - 2008.01.23 21:08:00 - [27] Originally by: Sister Impotentata \o/ Grimpack explained it pretty well. The joke's not funny, but the fact that you'll never get those three minutes back is. good man, I know that I hear voices... do YOU hear them too? because apparently they are hiding stuff from me. that or I posted that thing some time ago and I don't remember. --- planetary interaction idea!
Sister Impotentata Elite Angels Of Death	Posted - 2008.01.23 21:22:00 - [28] Originally by: Grimpak Originally by: Sister Impotentata \o/ Grimpack explained it pretty well. The joke's not funny, but the fact that you'll never get those three minutes back is. good man, I know that I hear voices... do YOU hear them too? because apparently they are hiding stuff from me. that or I posted that thing some time ago and I don't remember. Haha oops. That was Reaper. ----- TANSTAAFL Originally by: Professor Falken What you see here on these screens is a fantasy, a computer-enhanced hallucination! Those blips are not real missiles, they're phantoms!

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