Originally by: Tempest Kane

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The Score ::

The ship did 5.3k/sec before snakes. You do the math.
It was used for much epic lol's and a much needed speed fix for a capital pilot who has been slow boating for far too long and has far to much isk burning holes in his pockets. Im talking about me ofc.

I had fun in that ship, and i will continue to pilot the state of the art vessels of this game, untill the wheels fall off. I live the high life, flying any ship i want with any fitting i want, when i want with no regard for the cost, im that pimp.


"Yeah whatever bobbit lols" ::
This is why i will allways enjoy this game more than you do.
My only regrets is i didn't have time to fit the thing out properly with T2 polys and such and flew it out of the box off the contracts into battle.

The next one will be pretty i assure you. (-:


And this is how it went down ::
In anycase for the people who want to know how you get a macharial melted by 3x dreads, I was at a POS attacking hostile's with our BS fleet outside the shields, I got locked up as you would expect and went back into the shield, turns out i had phoenix missiles following me.

I went for a drink 4km off the tower, i sat back down. I looked around... wait another 1min, and then i saw some pretty lights come flying down to me and i was sat in a pod.


And the loot ... ::
It was beautiful, couldn't ask for a better comedy death, all my officer mods survived and i simply looted my can inside the CT RKK style and move them back to safety for future epic lols.

Anyway, Good stuff !
More comedy kills to follow im sure.

Im honored to have a goon-thread in my name.

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