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Akrasjel Lanate
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
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Posted - 2012.02.15 07:28:00 -
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but im not gay |
Tiberius Sunstealer
Phantom Soulreavers Axiom Solaris
116
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Posted - 2012.02.15 08:01:00 -
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Akrasjel Lanate wrote:but im not gay But i'm not straight. |
Solinuas
Viziam Amarr Empire
56
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Posted - 2012.02.15 11:06:00 -
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Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:Akrasjel Lanate wrote:but im not gay But i'm not straight.
But im a little bit crooked |
Eternus8lux8lucis
Whack-A-Mole
67
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Posted - 2012.02.15 11:52:00 -
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Solinuas wrote:Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:Akrasjel Lanate wrote:but im not gay But i'm not straight. But im a little bit crooked Hanging a bit to the left huh? Strength isnt measured in numbers but in force of will. For if one motived willful individual stands many will fall around him that are weak.
http://tinyurl.com/YarrFace |
Creutzfelt
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.02.15 12:02:00 -
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Convince him he's doing it wrong. Hopefully the endorphines would help. Then scrub with a metal pad. |
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
194
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Posted - 2012.02.15 12:07:00 -
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Sniff the body, check pulse and confirm he's still dead.
Take a few pictures and cut off the right ear, for plan B and momentos.
Head upstairs out of the basement, just in time to meet his mother, back from the 'nite shift'.
Push her downstairs, breaking three ribs and neck.
Setup standard mother and son homicide nerd rage teen angst, complete with Marilyn Manson CD and a box of ADHD pills.
Break main gas pipe, and put a news paper in the toaster.
Email pictures to Molle, and demand Chribba completes the transaction.
Bribe CCP/CSM to reveal concerns they had surounding Mittani's psychological stability, hinted by god complex and draconian alliance leadership.
Use remaining isk to promote WGoE entrance into the CSM.
After landslide victory, due to bi-curious suggestions with a penchance for dressing up as sexy slave girls, the WGoE/CSM convince CCP to fix drones & blasters.
Undock my Mega.
pwn. GÇ£You go into combat, and itGÇÖs NOT going to be WagnerGǪindustrial techno or really hard drum and bassGÇ¥
Reynir Hardarson, founding member of CCP Games, 2002. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
The I and F Taxation Trust
252
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Posted - 2012.02.15 13:38:00 -
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I would say:
Those aren't pillows! EVE residents: 5% Wormholes; 8% Lowsec; 20% Nullsec; 67% Highsec. CSM 6: 100% Nullsec residents.
EVE demographics vs CSM demographics, nothing to worry about...-á |
Deviana Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
288
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Posted - 2012.02.15 16:20:00 -
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Probably comment that there are lube-stains on his furry-cosplay costume. |
Sam Bowein
Sense Amid Madness
31
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Posted - 2012.02.15 17:03:00 -
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Fart with all my might |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks Petition Blizzard
980
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Posted - 2012.02.15 18:48:00 -
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I would trap him by whatever means necessary and then start a thread (and perhaps bidding war) asking what I should do with him. |
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RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion
1430
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Posted - 2012.02.16 01:35:00 -
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Dessau wrote:RubyPorto wrote:"Now I get to top." Don't know the guy but he doesn't strike me as the bottoming type.
Neither am I, so seems to me fair is fair. Single-Shard, Player Driven Sandbox.
5 words. That's what makes it special in my eyes. |
Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
39
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Posted - 2012.02.16 01:38:00 -
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Amber Green Thorn wrote:So basically - we stab him then....
Oh, I'd be stabbing him... |
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
329
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Posted - 2012.02.16 02:28:00 -
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I would probably say ...
" OH CRAP ... NOT THIS $%@%@3 AGAIN ... I HATE VODKA" ...
been there, done that. Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released 0ccupational Hazzard
453
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Posted - 2012.02.16 12:43:00 -
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"Fancy coffee, luv?" is what I would say. I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
Brisco County
The Shadow Plague BLACK-MARK
7
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Posted - 2012.02.16 17:22:00 -
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I'd try to get out of bed without waking him or Montolio.
And then I'd steal their wallets and laptops. Depending on how much chloroform is left in the sock, there may also be some compromising photos to be taken. |
jason hill
The Riot Formation Get Off My Lawn
54
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Posted - 2012.02.16 20:24:00 -
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id tie him to the bed ................and stick pencils up his arse |
SpaceSquirrels
266
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Posted - 2012.02.16 21:17:00 -
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Depends is he a selfish lover or not? If so i'd ask for more money or a tip...
Best to check for barn yard animals as well. (Did we win a goat in a poker game?) You never know how "outta control" things got the night before. |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
152
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Posted - 2012.02.17 17:34:00 -
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I would "heat up" the situation! by evacuating my bowels and bladder. |
mama guru
Evolution
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Posted - 2012.02.18 12:12:00 -
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Im pretty sure Evolution would join gsf soon after. ______
EVE online is the fishermans friend of MMO's. If it's too hard you are too weak. |
Azriel Geist
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
12
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Posted - 2012.02.18 16:36:00 -
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Amber Green Thorn wrote:Freak out? Stab him in self defence? Felate him - then ask to join Goonz?? All of above?? I rather fancy him myself -- nobody is perfect.
I would wonder how I got there, as I had blacked out after the first drank he handed me. |
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leviticus ander
The Scope Gallente Federation
122
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Posted - 2012.02.18 20:19:00 -
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find a sharp object, and stab as many time possible before people start wondering what all the screaming is about. |
Kris White
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.02.19 01:05:00 -
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Would just whimper : "best scam ever....." |
Obax Bannon
Fidelis Technologies
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Posted - 2012.02.20 13:36:00 -
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I would be wondering just what Whitney had put in her crack pipe before she handed it to me |
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