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Amber Green Thorn
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
45
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Posted - 2012.02.15 01:53:00 -
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Freak out?
Stab him in self defence?
Felate him - then ask to join Goonz??
All of above??
I rather fancy him myself -- nobody is perfect. |
Shazzam Vokanavom
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
150
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:05:00 -
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"I would wait to see what teacher has to say next after sleepy time" -  |
Paragon Renegade
Wyvern Operations
251
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:06:00 -
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Carebears have claws.
Use them :3
The pie is a tautology |
The Mittani
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4949
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:10:00 -
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i'm not sure if this is more or less creepy than the punkturis-obsessed threads, but it's getting there fast
The Office of the Chairman: A Thread for Constituent Issues |
Amber Green Thorn
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
45
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:14:00 -
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So basically - we stab him then.... |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1232
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:15:00 -
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I would check around the bed for empty ether bottles.
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Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
815
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:17:00 -
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I'd wonder what I was doing inside your deranged mind, OP.
A vote for Akirei is a vote for Awesome! |
Brock Nelson
342
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:20:00 -
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I check my ass for bleedings
Remember kids - A vote for Xenuria is a vote for pedophiles everywhere |
ILikeMarkets
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
61
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:21:00 -
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Wonder why I ever laid down next to a spergy annoying internet guy?
Protect highsec.-áWe are the 66%.
https://p.twimg.com/Ajc6KNBCQAAT9my.png (Source: https://twitter.com/ccp_diagoras ) |
Serene Repose
Perkone
Caldari State
260
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:27:00 -
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I'd wonder how I ended up in the zoo's jackass exhibit.
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold. |
Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
155
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:28:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:i'm not sure if this is more or less creepy than the punkturis-obsessed threads, but it's getting there fast
I could start quoting gonewild lines if that would help make you more uncomfortable.
Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha-á
Senior Recruiter |
Reilly Duvolle
Hydra Squadron
345
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:37:00 -
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It could not happen because this sort of thing doesnGÇÖt happen. Any contradictory evidence can be safely ignored. |
Skydell
Space Mermaids
Somethin Awfull Forums
152
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:39:00 -
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Ask for a new cell mate. |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
368
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:41:00 -
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I would hope punkturis was there, or as many EVE devs that can fit in my bed. Be a happy valentine's day to say the least.
Signature removed, CCP Phantom |
Stonecrusher Mortlock
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
20
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:50:00 -
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take pics for use in black mailing. |
Shazzam Vokanavom
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
150
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:58:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:i'm not sure if this is more or less creepy than the punkturis-obsessed threads, but it's getting there fast
What does it matter, it's an NPC forum alt, their opinions never hold any significance to you right?
(However, immature post and IBTL.) |
The Mittani
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4957
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Posted - 2012.02.15 02:58:00 -
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my idea of a good time would scare the average eve player right back to the shelter of the foreveralone subreddit
The Office of the Chairman: A Thread for Constituent Issues |
Janos Haine
Paxton Industries
Gentlemen's Agreement
0
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Posted - 2012.02.15 03:02:00 -
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909 |
The Mittani
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4960
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Posted - 2012.02.15 03:04:00 -
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Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:The Mittani wrote:i'm not sure if this is more or less creepy than the punkturis-obsessed threads, but it's getting there fast What does it matter, it's an NPC forum alt, their opinions never hold any significance to you right? (However, immature post and IBTL.)
while their bleating opinions may be irrelevant, their frustration and impotence pleases me
The Office of the Chairman: A Thread for Constituent Issues |
sakurako
The Circle
1
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Posted - 2012.02.15 03:08:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:my idea of a good time would scare the average eve player right back to the shelter of the foreveralone subreddit
sounds like a challenge your place or mine?
Now the pain is my pleasure 'cause nothing could measure, now sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me
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Pok Nibin
Viziam
Amarr Empire
75
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Posted - 2012.02.15 03:09:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:my idea of a good time would scare the average eve player right back to the shelter of the foreveralone subreddit
In keeping with the original question, it would seem you'd be ... beside yourself!
Don't fight it.-á Rejoin your Amarrian patriarchs.-á You know you want to. |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
369
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Posted - 2012.02.15 03:22:00 -
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For a thread a people boo bood down, its looking pretty up and doing well.
For my time with the mittani, I would opt for us being Furries and going out for a twilight marathon followed by getting lost in a corn maze.
Signature removed, CCP Phantom |
Evil Brock Nelson
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2012.02.15 03:31:00 -
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"Pass the lube baby" |
RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed
RED.Legion
1430
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Posted - 2012.02.15 03:56:00 -
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"Now I get to top."
Single-Shard, Player Driven Sandbox.
5 words. That's what makes it special in my eyes. |
Dessau
36
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Posted - 2012.02.15 05:17:00 -
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RubyPorto wrote:"Now I get to top."
Don't know the guy but he doesn't strike me as the bottoming type. |
Andrea Griffin
115
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Posted - 2012.02.15 05:52:00 -
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I would kill myself.
It's not you guys who need to repair what has been broken, it's us. CCP Wrangler |
Clyde ElectraGlide
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
41
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Posted - 2012.02.15 06:05:00 -
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I wouldn't think about something like that because I don't fantasize about people from a spaceship game forum. I WOULD vote him for CSM7 though
Fix incursions today! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=60460 |
Eternus8lux8lucis
Whack-A-Mole
66
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Posted - 2012.02.15 06:22:00 -
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Id know that I wasnt in Kansas anymore, wonder where Toto REALLY was and try to click my red ruby slippers together thread times while saying "theres no place like home, theres no place like home, theres no place like home"
Strength isnt measured in numbers but in force of will. For if one motived willful individual stands many will fall around him that are weak.
http://tinyurl.com/YarrFace |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
269
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Posted - 2012.02.15 06:31:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:my idea of a good time would scare the average eve player right back to the shelter of the foreveralone subreddit
Yes man I'm like SO shocked by you in fact this is how shocked I am
May I also pre emptevily reply to any retort you might be thinking of
IDontKnowIDontCareIsItRelevant.jpg
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Zimmy Zeta
Battle Force Industries
Tactical Invader Syndicate
829
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Posted - 2012.02.15 07:11:00 -
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I find Mittani's dog very cute.
So, the more interesting question would be:
What would The Mittani do if he woke me up next to his dog?
-.- |
Akrasjel Lanate
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
594
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Posted - 2012.02.15 07:28:00 -
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but im not gay |
Tiberius Sunstealer
Phantom Soulreavers
Axiom Solaris
116
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Posted - 2012.02.15 08:01:00 -
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Akrasjel Lanate wrote:but im not gay
But i'm not straight. |
Solinuas
Viziam
Amarr Empire
56
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Posted - 2012.02.15 11:06:00 -
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Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:Akrasjel Lanate wrote:but im not gay But i'm not straight.
But im a little bit crooked |
Eternus8lux8lucis
Whack-A-Mole
67
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Posted - 2012.02.15 11:52:00 -
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Solinuas wrote:Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:Akrasjel Lanate wrote:but im not gay But i'm not straight. But im a little bit crooked
Hanging a bit to the left huh?
Strength isnt measured in numbers but in force of will. For if one motived willful individual stands many will fall around him that are weak.
http://tinyurl.com/YarrFace |
Creutzfelt
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.02.15 12:02:00 -
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Convince him he's doing it wrong. Hopefully the endorphines would help. Then scrub with a metal pad. |
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
194
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Posted - 2012.02.15 12:07:00 -
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Sniff the body, check pulse and confirm he's still dead.
Take a few pictures and cut off the right ear, for plan B and momentos.
Head upstairs out of the basement, just in time to meet his mother, back from the 'nite shift'.
Push her downstairs, breaking three ribs and neck.
Setup standard mother and son homicide nerd rage teen angst, complete with Marilyn Manson CD and a box of ADHD pills.
Break main gas pipe, and put a news paper in the toaster.
Email pictures to Molle, and demand Chribba completes the transaction.
Bribe CCP/CSM to reveal concerns they had surounding Mittani's psychological stability, hinted by god complex and draconian alliance leadership.
Use remaining isk to promote WGoE entrance into the CSM.
After landslide victory, due to bi-curious suggestions with a penchance for dressing up as sexy slave girls, the WGoE/CSM convince CCP to fix drones & blasters.
Undock my Mega.
pwn.
GÇ£You go into combat, and itGÇÖs NOT going to be WagnerGǪindustrial techno or really hard drum and bassGÇ¥
Reynir Hardarson, founding member of CCP Games, 2002. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
The I and F Taxation Trust
252
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Posted - 2012.02.15 13:38:00 -
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I would say:
Those aren't pillows!
EVE residents: 5% Wormholes; 8% Lowsec; 20% Nullsec; 67% Highsec.
CSM 6: 100% Nullsec residents.
EVE demographics vs CSM demographics, nothing to worry about...-á |
Deviana Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
288
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Posted - 2012.02.15 16:20:00 -
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Probably comment that there are lube-stains on his furry-cosplay costume. |
Sam Bowein
Sense Amid Madness
31
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Posted - 2012.02.15 17:03:00 -
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Fart with all my might |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
Petition Blizzard
980
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Posted - 2012.02.15 18:48:00 -
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I would trap him by whatever means necessary and then start a thread (and perhaps bidding war) asking what I should do with him. |
RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed
RED.Legion
1430
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Posted - 2012.02.16 01:35:00 -
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Dessau wrote:RubyPorto wrote:"Now I get to top." Don't know the guy but he doesn't strike me as the bottoming type.
Neither am I, so seems to me fair is fair.
Single-Shard, Player Driven Sandbox.
5 words. That's what makes it special in my eyes. |
Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
39
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Posted - 2012.02.16 01:38:00 -
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Amber Green Thorn wrote:So basically - we stab him then....
Oh, I'd be stabbing him... |
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
329
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Posted - 2012.02.16 02:28:00 -
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I would probably say ...
" OH CRAP ... NOT THIS $%@%@3 AGAIN ... I HATE VODKA" ...
been there, done that.
Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco:
http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released
0ccupational Hazzard
453
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Posted - 2012.02.16 12:43:00 -
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"Fancy coffee, luv?" is what I would say.
I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
Brisco County
The Shadow Plague
BLACK-MARK
7
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Posted - 2012.02.16 17:22:00 -
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I'd try to get out of bed without waking him or Montolio.
And then I'd steal their wallets and laptops. Depending on how much chloroform is left in the sock, there may also be some compromising photos to be taken. |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Get Off My Lawn
54
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Posted - 2012.02.16 20:24:00 -
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id tie him to the bed ................and stick pencils up his arse |
SpaceSquirrels
266
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Posted - 2012.02.16 21:17:00 -
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Depends is he a selfish lover or not? If so i'd ask for more money or a tip...
Best to check for barn yard animals as well. (Did we win a goat in a poker game?) You never know how "outta control" things got the night before. |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
152
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Posted - 2012.02.17 17:34:00 -
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I would "heat up" the situation! by evacuating my bowels and bladder. |
mama guru
Evolution
25
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Posted - 2012.02.18 12:12:00 -
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Im pretty sure Evolution would join gsf soon after.
______
EVE online is the fishermans friend of MMO's. If it's too hard you are too weak. |
Azriel Geist
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
12
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Posted - 2012.02.18 16:36:00 -
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Amber Green Thorn wrote:Freak out? Stab him in self defence? Felate him - then ask to join Goonz?? All of above?? I rather fancy him myself -- nobody is perfect.
I would wonder how I got there, as I had blacked out after the first drank he handed me. |
leviticus ander
The Scope
Gallente Federation
122
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Posted - 2012.02.18 20:19:00 -
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find a sharp object, and stab as many time possible before people start wondering what all the screaming is about. |
Kris White
State War Academy
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2012.02.19 01:05:00 -
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Would just whimper : "best scam ever....." |
Obax Bannon
Fidelis Technologies
53
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Posted - 2012.02.20 13:36:00 -
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I would be wondering just what Whitney had put in her crack pipe before she handed it to me |
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