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Masu'di
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.02.09 20:42:00 -
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Dear pod pilot,
Hedonistic Imperative is excited to announce the opening of our new Pleasure Tower hotel in T-JGHT, Delve. Tucked away off the main through-way in the O5K-Y6 constellation, we offer some of the warmest and friendliest hospitality in the region. Map and Pictures
The Hotel:
T-JGHT, is a vibrant and lively system, having a range of interesting and beautiful geological structures. Whether it's a romantic afternoon spent at the shimmering ice crystal formations, or a moody evening strolling around the many asteroid conglomerates - there is something suitable for everyone. Hunters may be interested in the local Blood Raider species, while other guests may prefer relaxing at the hotel itself, enjoying the luxurious spa facilities, and viewing balcony and bar.
Finish your day off, with live music and cabaret each evening, led by resident local band, Moley Mole and the Barbecue Boys, recently returned from the launch of their hit selling single, "We never wanted it anyway".
Around and about:
Located in Delve, until recently off limits to most tourists, the area is opening up to the general public, and becoming an increasingly convenient, cheap and affordable destination. For adventurous guests, we offer guided tours at 20M ISK per hour, per person. The tour comprises of a trip around the local constellations, to some of the many interesting and varied locations that can be found in Delve. On a good day, it's possible to spot some of the native wildlife including the increasingly rare, bobbit, a species that some zoologists are in fear of dying out. However, while normally shy around T-JGHT, they should still be approached with caution, and a safe distance maintained at all times. Under no circumstances, feed them, or let them follow you back to the hotel.
When to visit:
There is really no time better than now to visit. The area is increasingly popular, so get here early to avoid the crowds. The best times to travel, are the beginnings of weeks, from 9am to 3pm.
Costs and booking:
Accommodation can be hired at the Pleasure Tower on a per weekly basis. We offer group bookings for corporate events, birthdays, weddings and bar mitzvahs. There is also the possibility of joining a time share scheme, and heavy discounts for extended stays.
1M ISK per person per night. Including POS shield password. Minimum booking 7 nights.
Corporate discount is 25%.
For further information, or if you would like to make a booking for you, your loved ones, or your corporation, please contact myself.
Warm regards,
Masu'di
CEO and manager of the Pleasure Tower Hotel
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Ask Unbeatable
Tenacious Danes
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Posted - 2008.02.09 20:48:00 -
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hah
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Omega Man
The Geddy Foundation
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Posted - 2008.02.09 20:48:00 -
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do you offer life insurance or at least a will writing service?
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http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=584345 |
Oofig VanDoogan
Foundation
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.02.09 20:48:00 -
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lol
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Leuthispar
Viper Squad
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.02.09 20:54:00 -
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Edited by: Leuthispar on 09/02/2008 20:54:20
lul, this is awesome! 12/10
P.S. Looking for a gurl to spend the night with at the hotel!
CAOD
A forum for threads with words like: deterministic alts, drama continuations, lagsploits generators, nodecrash extrapolation , killboard stat shader, forum ban distribution, etc. |
OmegaKnight
The Shadow Order
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.09 21:06:00 -
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Is there a pool?
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TrippyX
The Syndicate Inc
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Posted - 2008.02.09 21:11:00 -
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Thread of the week!
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Kai Zion
The Zion Accounts
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Posted - 2008.02.09 21:12:00 -
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<33333 Es and Whizz. 
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bixentine
Rionnag Alba
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.02.09 21:18:00 -
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lol
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Aprudena Gist
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.09 21:21:00 -
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well atleast its close to our new home.
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Atsiz Zhurenh
Minmatar
modro
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Posted - 2008.02.09 22:46:00 -
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Not gonna lie, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.
Save the bobbits!
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Terranid Meester
Knights Hospitalier
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Posted - 2008.02.09 22:57:00 -
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Edited by: Terranid Meester on 09/02/2008 23:00:08
I was just there and I saw no hotel.
Lies, damned lies. Cannot say its a lively system either unless theres a raven speaking in squares there. Sorry to put a dampener on things :(
Edit: Ah you mean a pos, thought you meant an outpost. Now an outpost is classier than a humble pos.
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Raketefrau
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.10 01:12:00 -
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Please contact one of our diplomats, we are one of the universe's premier providers of Gideon Bibles, as well as those paper rings that you put on the toilet seats.
signature removed - please email us to find out why (include a link to the image URL) - Jacques([email protected]) <--- I've emailed 5 times now. No answer. |
Ms DaisyMae
Burning Bush Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.02.10 01:13:00 -
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10/10
great post
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Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.10 01:17:00 -
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Nice hotel, we'll take it!
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Alexi Kalashnikov
Rat Lovers Anonymous
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.02.10 01:31:00 -
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Waiting for the BoB response to this clear territorial conflict arising in their home region.
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Draeca
Combat-Evolved
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Posted - 2008.02.10 01:56:00 -
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 Originally by: OmegaKnight
Is there a pool?
It's closed.
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Dafuzz
Gallente
Evolution
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.02.10 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: Alexi Kalashnikov
Waiting for the BoB response to this clear territorial conflict arising in their home region.
Sign me and Dianabolic up.
*sips mojitos* on our pleasure cruise without worrying about fueling towers, etc
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Lunas Feelgood
S.A.S
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Posted - 2008.02.10 02:20:00 -
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Signature
Bob Highcommand:
We planned it all
BOB: Hey its unfair Goons killed all our pets and we are now outnumbe |
Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.02.10 03:19:00 -
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Masu'di, had I known earlier today that you'd be living it up in Delve later, I'd have expected an invitation.
Do enjoy the sights and look after Kai if you see her about.
Ah, Delve. Can't beat the scenery.
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Xenny Lee
Minmatar
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.02.10 03:29:00 -
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Originally by: Terranid Meester
Edited by: Terranid Meester on 09/02/2008 23:00:08
I was just there and I saw no hotel.
Lies, damned lies. Cannot say its a lively system either unless theres a raven speaking in squares there. Sorry to put a dampener on things :(
Edit: Ah you mean a pos, thought you meant an outpost. Now an outpost is classier than a humble pos.
The hotel was under construction but you didnt book with expedia so didn't get the warning that your room might not be there yet. (Sorry to anyone that don't get those garden gnome commercials :P)
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Spoon Thumb
Caldari
Paladin Imperium
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.10 03:46:00 -
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Disgusting, a vile and decadent house of sin and debauchery this will surely become. Our only hope that this so called "Pleasure Hotel" might draw away those of weak and corrupt mind and spirit from the Glorious Empire!
Or to put it another way, nice job and good luck
Khaldari
khanidpublic: RP channel for Kingdom loyalists
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Simariliia
Spartan Industries
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.02.10 05:03:00 -
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Edited by: Simariliia on 10/02/2008 05:03:05
10/10 ^^
gj
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari
The D'Celeste Estate
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Posted - 2008.02.10 18:57:00 -
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I support this product and/or service.
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voxen
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.02.10 19:55:00 -
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I do feel obliged to warn our guests though not to use any cameras equipped with flashlights. Last year some pimp in a luxury yacht tried to take a picture of the local bartending RELAX personnel and scared them to such a degree that they insta-popped his vehicle.
Apart from anyone is more than welcome to visit.
Kind regards,
Voxen - sunglasses wearing hotel bartender
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Silenne Otsaku
Amarr
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.02.11 00:18:00 -
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i hope you sell booster on site
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Nahh no sign for now :p |
So Cute
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.02.11 10:35:00 -
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Originally by: Silenne Otsaku
i hope you sell booster on site
you must have never enjoyed our fine services yet!
of course you can taste boosters at the site. its like a amsterdam coffeeshop in space! ;)
maybe there will be some special RELAX booster hotel-discounts soon. stay tuned 
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you want to own at pvp? you want that extra boost for you, your fleet/alliance?
contact me today and ask for boosters of your choice. pickup and delivery fast as hell! |
Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.02.13 02:26:00 -
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Originally by: Draeca
Originally by: OmegaKnight
Is there a pool?
It's closed.
Just lost a customer. :(
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Tenebrys
Path of Light
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.02.13 03:02:00 -
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Originally by: Silenne Otsaku
i hope you sell booster on site
well
considering that their brocheure
has a photograph of a baby ingesting massive quantities of Frentix
i think this is the case
my what a happy baby
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Clinically
Gallente
Cold-Fury
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.13 04:13:00 -
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POS password??? 
No budget stays for me, call me when you have an outpost with a martini bar
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