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HClChicken GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:13:00 - [1] Dear miss ladyscarlet, I very much apologize to you for any anguish I have caused. I thought in playing this game that it was meant to be in a joking and playful matter and making analogies to human weight and moon size. As well as posting pictures of your visit to the water damn with reference to the damn being in certain body parts, using mathematical symbols such as < and/ or > sadly in my playful manner the math was used in our favor and not yours. Looking back on it now after receiving word from the creators of this game that you have been offended from these words I don't know if I can live with myself. The entirety of goonfleet is at a shock of how much anguish we have caused and it has been handed down to myself to offer goondolences, as we in goonfleet call them, for the last year of turmoil we have inflicted on you. I myself am a sufferer of weight control, so I thought that it would be fair of me to talk about it. It was a way of concealing my own disdain of my weight by making it a joking matter. I will hope that in the future when we see each other in local you will think of me as a friend, that if you are calling primaries that you leave me until last so that my newly founded love, which I'm hoping is requited, will bloom into something grand. That the only words we have in local are those of friendship, compassion and comradeship. No more words of oppression will be exchanged, no more images with horrid words attached will be sent, but instead I'd hope goonfleet and ladyscarlet will become friends. Ladyscarlet, as a sincere token of apology I'd like to offer you a position into goonfleet, I will sponsor you into goonfleet. I will waive the normal 200mil application fee but we will need some way to make sure you are friendly to us. You will have to leave bob of course, and help in our aid to fuel our towers, we sadly need ice miners and if you will mine daily for us you will be guaranteed a new life. A great life with goonfleet. -HClChicken
VoYvod D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:15:00 - [2] Edited by: VoYvod on 11/02/2008 20:15:07 didnt even read it , who cares , im 1st , i win
Phelan Driscoll GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:15:00 - [3] Edited by: Phelan Driscoll on 11/02/2008 20:16:23 I would insult the Tri guy for making a "1st" post, but I understand any sort of insult to anybody in game is now a bannable offense because I assume protecting only one person would be unfair to everybody. ___________________ snip Signature is totally inappropriate and not allowed on EvE Forums. Contact us at [email protected] if you have any queries - Valorem
VoYvod D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:20:00 - [4] Edited by: VoYvod on 11/02/2008 20:21:39 Originally by: Phelan Driscoll Edited by: Phelan Driscoll on 11/02/2008 20:16:23 I would insult the Tri guy for making a "1st" post, but I understand any sort of insult to anybody in game is now a bannable offense because I assume protecting only one person would be unfair to everybody. ___________________ because i beat you to it? still didn't read it , lol..
SpaceHonorNinjabot9000 GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:20:00 - [5] I wish nothing but long life and health to all people in game as I do not want to be banned. In Jesus name we pray, SHNB9000
HClChicken GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:21:00 - [6] Stop trolling this thread, get the ** out you**gots. This is a sincere apology.
Phelan Driscoll GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:23:00 - [7] Originally by: HClChicken Stop trolling this thread, get the ** out you*gots. This is a sincere apology. SIR I FIND THIS POST INSULTING AND THUS IT IS HARRASEMENT I DEMAND YOU EDIT IT NOW OR BE BANNED. snip* Signature is totally inappropriate and not allowed on EvE Forums. Contact us at [email protected] if you have any queries - Valorem
NOObbody Mostly Harmless	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:26:00 - [8] goondolences --- I was sworn to absolute secrecy!
Vanessa LaiDai GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:28:00 - [9] Originally by: VoYvod Edited by: VoYvod on 11/02/2008 20:15:07 didnt even read it , who cares , im 1st , i win Even though I may not like your alliance I will not insult you and I wish you good health and fun in Eve.
Sertan Deras Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:30:00 - [10] Edited by: Sertan Deras on 11/02/2008 20:30:02 Originally by: Phelan Driscoll Edited by: Phelan Driscoll on 11/02/2008 20:16:23 I would insult the Tri guy for making a "1st" post, but I understand any sort of insult to anybody in game is now a bannable offense because I assume protecting only one person would be unfair to everybody. ___________________ Are you sir, suggesting that CCP would ever give preferential treatment to a single player? No, I cannot sir, in good conscious, believe that. Now, I was going to flame you, but I fear that insulting you is now bannable, so I will refrain. Instead, I wish you health and good fortune sir.

SpaceHonorNinjabot9000 GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:32:00 - [11] Originally by: Vanessa LaiDai Even though I may not like your alliance I will not insult you and I wish you good health and fun in Eve. I believe you are approaching insulting by suggesting you do not like his/her alliance. You may want to edit that to avoid severe discipline under this new well thought out policy of zero tolerance. Yours in Christ, SHNB9000
UnIQu3 Amarr DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:34:00 - [12] Im sorry ladyscarlet... Now ccp, can you please broadcast this harrasement message to the hole community, so NO1 will ever bother ladyscarlet again! Regards UnIQu3 PS. all my feelings go to LadyScarlet, from my heart!
CEO Pyrex DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:35:00 - [13] Yes petition everything bob, it allows us to see clearly on the cascade map where your alliance is right next to "leader goes on holiday" and before "corp leaving cos wants just good fights with no pos" Splendid...just splendid
UnIQu3 Amarr DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:35:00 - [14] Originally by: SpaceHonorNinjabot9000 Originally by: Vanessa LaiDai Even though I may not like your alliance I will not insult you and I wish you good health and fun in Eve. I believe you are approaching insulting by suggesting you do not like his/her alliance. You may want to edit that to avoid severe discipline under this new well thought out policy of zero tolerance. Yours in Christ, SHNB9000 No, read the EULA, its in there somewhere..
Vanessa LaiDai GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:35:00 - [15] Originally by: SpaceHonorNinjabot9000 Originally by: Vanessa LaiDai Even though I may not like your alliance I will not insult you and I wish you good health and fun in Eve. I believe you are approaching insulting by suggesting you do not like his/her alliance. You may want to edit that to avoid severe discipline under this new well thought out policy of zero tolerance. Yours in Christ, SHNB9000 While I apologize for offending anyone, I will do the honorable thing and not hide behind the edit button. If my previous reply offended anyone in any way and anyone feels personally targeted by it, I retract it, and I offer my deepest and most sincere apologies.
Phelan Driscoll GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:36:00 - [16] Originally by: UnIQu3 Im sorry ladyscarlet... Now ccp, can you please broadcast this harrasement message to the hole community, so NO1 will ever bother ladyscarlet again! Regards UnIQu3 PS. all my feelings go to LadyScarlet, from my heart! You may wish to spellcheck this post my good man. It appears you may have made a few mistakes. I point this out only to be helpful, and this post should not be viewed as insulting as that would be a bannable offense. snip Signature is totally inappropriate and not allowed on EvE Forums. Contact us at [email protected] if you have any queries - Valorem
Vanessa LaiDai GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:37:00 - [17] Originally by: CEO Pyrex Yes petition everything bob, it allows us to see clearly on the cascade map where your alliance is right next to "leader goes on holiday" and before "corp leaving cos wants just good fights with no pos" Splendid...just splendid This is a SINCERE APOLOGY thread. If you can't make a sincere apology then maybe your corp should just get out of Goonswarm.
CEO Metatron	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:38:00 - [18] Originally by: Phelan Driscoll Originally by: UnIQu3 Im sorry ladyscarlet... Now ccp, can you please broadcast this harrasement message to the hole community, so NO1 will ever bother ladyscarlet again! Regards UnIQu3 PS. all my feelings go to LadyScarlet, from my heart! You may wish to spellcheck this post my good man. It appears you may have made a few mistakes. I point this out only to be helpful, and this post should not be viewed as insulting as that would be a bannable offense. Thank you good sir I have warned my fellow corp mate to review his post and remain calm trying to avoid petitioning you for this friendly warning I however will now petition you for not petitioning him cos he didnt petition you, this is the sort of madness that cannot be allowed in this game of decency and moral code.
SpaceHonorNinjabot9000 GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:42:00 - [19] Originally by: CEO Metatron Thank you good sir I have warned my fellow corp mate to review his post and remain calm trying to avoid petitioning you for this friendly warning I however will now petition you for not petitioning him cos he didnt petition you, this is the sort of madness that cannot be allowed in this game of decency and moral code. Make sure you display your corp when posting in the CAOD forums or the fine mods at CCP will remove your post. If I can help just one person in this new kinder, gentler approach to space warfare, it will all be worth it. Peace be upon you, SHNB9000
Hrin Minmatar Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:44:00 - [20] I also apologize to LadyScarlet and the Eve playerbase for my behavior here on the forums, in game, and in real life. I am sorry for every cruel joke I have made at someone else's expense. I realize now how hurtful it can be and am ashamed that it took the words of a GM to show me what a horrible person I was. Quote this if you're down.

facepalm johnson a sackful of sacrificial sacrifices	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:44:00 - [21] Goons are funny. Sorry if that offended anyone.
DroneBay Diva Hogosha Ronin	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:44:00 - [22] First page. w00t. _____________________________________________________________________________ Proud to be a Nanofag
Athena Attom Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:45:00 - [23] So err what happened?
The Slayer Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:45:00 - [24] Dear Lady (can I call you lady), I would like to offer my sincere apologies for the nasty things I said in game to you. I would like to remind you that "Lady Scarlett" is in fact an imaginary in game persona, and as such I never aimed my insults at you personally, but at your tremendsouly fat imaginary in-game persona. If this has caused any you to become hurt I sincerely apologise, and promise not to question whether that third can of quafe with your lunch is really a good idea since squeezing into your pod is getting harder and harder these days. I would also like to request that you and your entire alliance stop insulting goons. I know that you are only one person and as such cannot control the acts of your entire alliance, but im going to ask you to do it anyway. I know this is probably unreasonable, but too bad. In closing I would just like to once again apologise, and promise that I shall never again insult your imaginary in-game charactor in the super serious spaceship game, EvE Online. The Slayer -dbp
Lloyd Bonafide GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:45:00 - [25] Edited by: Lloyd Bonafide on 11/02/2008 20:47:00 Dear HCLChicken, What a sweet, sincere post :) I can almost feel your pain at being "weight challenged". I would like to say that I too was once "weight challenged" but I beat it and you can too! I would love to sit down and chat with you sometime over a cup of herbal tea, but here are a few tips to get you started: 1. Invest in a good gym membership. Nothing makes you feel better than working off some excess energy on the treadmill! 2. When those between-meal hunger pangs start, nothing calms the fires like a tall glass of ice water. It fills up your tummy, and will help flush out your system too! 3. Rather than snacking on potato chips, or mini corn dogs, reach for a healthy bag of dried apple chips, or perhaps a cup of plain fat free yogurt. They taste just as good, and will really help you loose weight! Keep in mind, these small changes are MAJOR battles won in the war on obesity. You can do it! When you need a little extra "push", always remember that nothing tastes as good as looking good feels. Your Goonfleet brothers believe in you. Now go out there and do it!!
Learna McLearnsalot	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:45:00 - [26] Edited by: Learna McLearnsalot on 11/02/2008 20:45:27
Ektor GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:45:00 - [27] I apologize to Bob, I understand that winning against them is now a bannable offense
Sertan Deras Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:46:00 - [28] Edited by: Sertan Deras on 11/02/2008 20:46:47 Originally by: SpaceHonorNinjabot9000 Originally by: CEO Metatron Thank you good sir I have warned my fellow corp mate to review his post and remain calm trying to avoid petitioning you for this friendly warning I however will now petition you for not petitioning him cos he didnt petition you, this is the sort of madness that cannot be allowed in this game of decency and moral code. Make sure you display your corp when posting in the CAOD forums or the fine mods at CCP will remove your post. If I can help just one person in this new kinder, gentler approach to space warfare, it will all be worth it. Peace be upon you, SHNB9000 Well I'll be...I was going to post this same helpful message, but you good sir, beat me to it. Now, I would post 'efb', but this may be taken as insulting. The last thing I want to do is give the good mods at CCP more work. So in parting, assalamu alaikum my brother in God.
Farham AWE Corporation Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:46:00 - [29] I am offended at not being able to offend. Which section of petition do I file under? Intrepid Crossing Diplomat and All Around Major Idiot
Vanessa LaiDai GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:48:00 - [30] Originally by: Learna McLearnsalot Edited by: Learna McLearnsalot on 11/02/2008 20:45:27 Please post with your corp ticker. I hope this didn't offend you. I am merely trying to help.



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