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Deen Wispa
Screaming War Eagles Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.02.15 21:21:00 -
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Or any of the other 3 factions for that matter.
Apparently, once you create a sig. You can't completely delete it. So this is my sig...for now. |
Mac Tir
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.02.15 21:46:00 -
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Hyena |
Zangorus
Comply Or Die
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Posted - 2012.02.16 03:43:00 -
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The Minmatar are all Norwegian space niggers. They used to pick space-cotton for the Amarr until Space-Lincoln set them free, allowing the Minmatar to build their own ships made out of stolen bikes and TVs. Their ships are fast as a result but will immediately explode if they touch as much as a space-pebble. The Gallente also use them to process space-chikunz. They're still not completely free and just like their real life counter parts never will be, and would have been better off under the protection of their superior masters.
The Caldari are the Jews (but oddly enough they are the most **** like race of the game). They own all the major corporations and every Caldari is born into one. If they quit, they will be complete pariahs and considered dead. You know, Jewish. Somehow, they're allied with the Amarr. They are also terrible at player-versus-player because, as mentioned, they're more concerned with rigging the prices of ******* everything.
Like my comment and recieve 1 million isk ingame! |
Liafcipe9000
Kosher Nostra
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Posted - 2012.02.16 06:50:00 -
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Minmatar are both blessed and cursed at the same time.
the amarr attacked galente and failed miserably - proving, like many times before and after, that they're only good for mining. Because, let's be honest - other than lightshows, what else are lasers good for? MINING!
Now, the Minmatar attacked CONCORD, the most deadly force in the galaxy, and F'ing WON!
the lesson we can learn from this story:
More rust makes more win, but it comes at the cost of ship integrity.
now where did I put my nano paste...?
/me walks away |
Marco Bartoli
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2012.02.18 18:07:00 -
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Hel/Nidhoggur |
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Munitions
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Posted - 2012.02.18 19:11:00 -
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Minmatar ships are never Destroyed, just turned into smaller Minmatar ships
Real Caldari Hull Tank (And Win doing so)
Support https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=16580 |
Darth A30NZ
Militaris Industries
Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2012.02.20 11:30:00 -
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Q: How many Caldari Business men can you fit in a bestower?
A: None Bestowers don't have a Drone bay.
New Eden Spotlight full episode list.-á
https://www.youtube.com/user/NewEdenSpotlight/videos |
Sayyahdina
Aridian Tactical Cartography
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Posted - 2012.02.20 15:00:00 -
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How many Minmatar does it take to change a light bulb?...... Who cares they are only slaves. |
Yoma Karima
Kuloldas
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Posted - 2012.02.20 21:06:00 -
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Minmatar Ships are held together by hopes and dreams....
And duck tape lots and lots of duck tape. |
Angsty Teenager
Sinister Elite
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Posted - 2012.02.20 21:59:00 -
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Yoma Karima wrote:Minmatar Ships are held together by hopes and dreams....
And duck tape lots and lots of duck tape.
ducT tape, it's ducT tape.
duck tape? lol |
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Tarn Kugisa
Modern Mining Industries
Space Mongolians
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Posted - 2012.02.21 00:04:00 -
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welcome to eve choose your difficulty
easy
harder
hardest
minmatar
How many Gallente does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Just one, to hold up the light bulb, while the rest of the world revolves around them
A Caldari and a Gallente get thrown off of a skyscraper, which one hits the ground first?
Neither. The Caldari had to get an authorisation form signed in triplicate to be allowed to reach terminal velocity and the Gallente was too busy forming a pressure group against gravity.
Q)Two Brutor and a sebeistor in a ship, whos flying it?
A) Concord
4 admirals went to a battle against one another.
The Gallente simply sent a swarm of drones to do his work for him.
The Amarr sent tens of thousands of poeple up against the drones and gets them all killed.
The Caldari wanted to stick so many missles on his ships they were 3 days late for the battle.
But the Minmatar admiral didnt make it at all because his ships glue melted.
Real Caldari Hull Tank (And Win doing so)
Support https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=16580 |
Kon Stadin
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2012.02.22 13:05:00 -
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Tarn Kugisa wrote:5 jokes
THAT is 5 jokes!
so to appear that you are not spamming, we cannot like them at ease!!!!
In response, take my version of the 1st one:
A RL friend of mine asked me about Eve and the races
Caldari : We play on Easy (missiles with various dmg types to choose among and self repair)
Gallente : They play on AFK (proper setup, launch drones, go for launch)
Minmatar : On complex, (they have to learn everything)
Ammar : On Hard (hardened armor, balance tank vs DPS)
not very funny, i admit
PS: the guy rolled a Minmatar, never cross-trained so far and one very competent PvPer |
Deen Wispa
Screaming War Eagles Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.02.22 19:06:00 -
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Why do people play Minmatar? Because it's a bunch of white guys acting like tough black guys ingame.
If you want Empire and FW space enhanced, Hans Jagerblitzen for CSM7
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=66900&find=unread |
Ares Renton
Smoking Minerals Syndicate
Cannabis Legionis
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Posted - 2012.02.22 19:25:00 -
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The most important thing to keep in mind while training Minmatar ships is this:
The red ones go faster, blue is luckier, yellow has more firepower, black is dead hard, orange and purple are stealthy and green is the best color of all. |
Labceh
Little Willies
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Posted - 2012.02.25 01:33:00 -
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You troll the forums nowadays I see. |
Derth Ramir
Hellion Evolution
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Posted - 2012.02.25 02:57:00 -
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Tarn Kugisa wrote:welcome to eve choose your difficulty
easy
harder
hardest
minmatar
.
Where have you been more like
Minmitar
Really easy
Easy
Hard
Harder
Hardest
You will die
...
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Gallente(at least armor tanked ones)
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Deen Wispa
Screaming War Eagles Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.02.25 02:59:00 -
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Labceh wrote:You troll the forums nowadays I see.
You need to keep your mouth shut and go back to working on my plantation boy.
If you want Empire and FW space enhanced, Hans Jagerblitzen for CSM7
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=66900&find=unread |
Labceh
Little Willies
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Posted - 2012.02.25 23:09:00 -
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Deen Wispa wrote:Labceh wrote:You troll the forums nowadays I see. You need to keep your mouth shut and go back to working on my plantation boy.
How dare you ! I thought you were going to keep that a secret :( |
Vordak Kallager
Autocannons Anonymous
Late Night Alliance
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Posted - 2012.02.27 00:20:00 -
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Amarr USTZ. trollface.jpg
Hans Jagerblitzen for CSM7 |
mastamike69
Damage Unlimited Inc
AN EYE F0R AN EYE
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Posted - 2012.02.27 21:55:00 -
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Q:What does every Minmatar recruit get on his\her first day of flight training?
A: A Tetanus shot.
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Liafcipe9000
Kosher Nostra
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Posted - 2012.03.01 18:16:00 -
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mastamike69 wrote:Q:What does every Minmatar recruit get on his\her first day of flight training?
A: A Tetanus shot.
that's just the first shot... |
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