During my term as CSM6 I got quite a few things done and I thought I would take time to share some of my more notable achievements with the community. There's a lot of rumor and speculation an well as disinformation and outright lies out there at the moment, mostly by Goons and Test+Pets. This is a good thing. But enough about current events, let me get to the matter at hand-bragging about what a good CSM I was.

The most fun thing I did of note was getting elected in the first place. Brendan drain of Massively wrote about me in the 'candidate roundup' He said:

"Darius III is an unknown character with no campaign focus. His campaign website is a blog with a single two-line post, and parts of his campaign thread are offensive trolling. He is running on no discernible platform and has no goals."

Despite this negativity, the players of Eve chose me over many much more well known personalities. With my special brand of electioneering, I was still able to place as last place alternate outing many dedicated players. I was able to get many people to vote for me who didn't even know that there was an election in the first place. Thanks solely to my efforts-these people cast the ballots that allowed my narrow victory.

I did quite a bit of bug reporting and bot flagging. I found three truly game breaking glitches and reported them to CCP. In one of the cases the exploit was so severe that they had a virtual CTA at CCP to get it fixed. It allowed you to get over well 20,000 DPS with a standard battleship. Another bug allowed you to kill people in High security space without Concord responding. Also I reported hundreds of bots-primarily "hauler macros" that do empire missions requiring courier work. Most of them are still online, hauling for 9 hours a day getting free ISK.

I got close to 1500 kills, primarily in small fleets while fighting outnumbered in hostile space. I suicide ganked over 100 Pods in Jita during this time as well. Working with various teams of gankers we killed 300 Bn in suicide kills/non-pods. I also found a way to revive wreck baiting and made it viable again resulting in 2,000+ kills by the pilots and corps I taught the method to. During this period I managed to climb into the top .05% of all combat pilots as recorded by Battleclinic.

I scammed other players out of over 25 Billion ISK in addition to countless ships, mods and even a few PLEX. I was able to get more tears this year than almost anyone in all of Eve, and many of the tears were from Goons and Test-whose tears are usually medical grade and have advanced many pathogenic research projects and cured diseases the world over. I also lured 40+ Faction Battleships to their doom doing fake "Non-rep logi" fleets in incursion systems. I successfully trolled Goons and Test into thinking I would "Freeport" the Brick systems in Delve-they were furious and many lols were had at their expense.

Perhaps my most notable achievement was becoming the only player in the history of New Eden to be deliberately podded by CCP Pilots. They have podded two orther people, but I was the only one killed with non-area of effect weapons. It happened in the CCP fleets before Christmas, and Brick Squad ninja looters recovered 16% of all Plex dropped in the first fleet.

I attended the 'Emergency Summit' in the Summer of 2011 as Delegate because some of the CSM were not able to attend. While travelling to Iceland and when I was there, I was able to accomplish a laundry list of feats:

Skirted the long customs line by requesting and receiving wheelchair assistance.
Protip > A cane is a great prop for dealing with queues/security and cheap too!

Made out with three Icelandic women, the first of which was after only being in country for 102 minutes.(She was, as many may point out-exceptionally big boned) Only one of the three spent a night with me in the hotel, but we all had fun together.And FYI none of the women were paid. Iceland doesn't have strip clubs so I had to improvise...

Additionally, I trolled CCP and CSM by giving them gifts. I did give genuine gifts to a few guys, but the troll gifts were a $300 Giant Oversize monocle to CCP so they can always remember their mistakes with Nex store, and Nerds brand candy to the CSM. I don't think I need to explain why they are appropriate. One of the CCP employees let my put the Monocle on the CCP awards wall and sent me pictures of myself next to it. It sat just under 2009 MMO of the Year award. You should have seen the face of that bigwig guy, the Dev who talked about $1,000 jeans and sent a nasty Devblog followed by an apology. I think he was mad.


I also was able to consume the entire contents of the Minibar in my hotel room-in one sitting, as well as drinking a total of 50+ beers and more than 25 shots. I did this in four days and no nights-since it was light round the clock at that time of year. I had Whale Steaks for my dinner and lunch Two times
and used that fact to troll many Non-Eve people. When I told peolpe I ate whale steaks-the people who were mortified-I told them "Dude it is OK there are ALMOST 500 of those whales left!!!"

I managed to do all this and much more in the last 10 months-and Goons, Test and the other CSM members say I didn't accomplish anything at all-HA!

During my term as CSM6 I got quite a few things done and I thought I would take time to share some of my more notable achievements with the community. There's a lot of rumor and speculation an well as disinformation and outright lies out there at the moment, mostly by Goons and Test+Pets. This is a good thing. But enough about current events, let me get to the matter at hand-bragging about what a good CSM I was.

The most fun thing I did of note was getting elected in the first place. Brendan drain of Massively wrote about me in the 'candidate roundup' He said:

"Darius III is an unknown character with no campaign focus. His campaign website is a blog with a single two-line post, and parts of his campaign thread are offensive trolling. He is running on no discernible platform and has no goals."

Despite this negativity, the players of Eve chose me over many much more well known personalities. With my special brand of electioneering, I was still able to place as last place alternate outing many dedicated players. I was able to get many people to vote for me who didn't even know that there was an election in the first place. Thanks solely to my efforts-these people cast the ballots that allowed my narrow victory.

I did quite a bit of bug reporting and bot flagging. I found three truly game breaking glitches and reported them to CCP. In one of the cases the exploit was so severe that they had a virtual CTA at CCP to get it fixed. It allowed you to get over well 20,000 DPS with a standard battleship. Another bug allowed you to kill people in High security space without Concord responding. Also I reported hundreds of bots-primarily "hauler macros" that do empire missions requiring courier work. Most of them are still online, hauling for 9 hours a day getting free ISK.

I got close to 1500 kills, primarily in small fleets while fighting outnumbered in hostile space. I suicide ganked over 100 Pods in Jita during this time as well. Working with various teams of gankers we killed 300 Bn in suicide kills/non-pods. I also found a way to revive wreck baiting and made it viable again resulting in 2,000+ kills by the pilots and corps I taught the method to. During this period I managed to climb into the top .05% of all combat pilots as recorded by Battleclinic.

I scammed other players out of over 25 Billion ISK in addition to countless ships, mods and even a few PLEX. I was able to get more tears this year than almost anyone in all of Eve, and many of the tears were from Goons and Test-whose tears are usually medical grade and have advanced many pathogenic research projects and cured diseases the world over. I also lured 40+ Faction Battleships to their doom doing fake "Non-rep logi" fleets in incursion systems. I successfully trolled Goons and Test into thinking I would "Freeport" the Brick systems in Delve-they were furious and many lols were had at their expense.

Perhaps my most notable achievement was becoming the only player in the history of New Eden to be deliberately podded by CCP Pilots. They have podded two orther people, but I was the only one killed with non-area of effect weapons. It happened in the CCP fleets before Christmas, and Brick Squad ninja looters recovered 16% of all Plex dropped in the first fleet.

I attended the 'Emergency Summit' in the Summer of 2011 as Delegate because some of the CSM were not able to attend. While travelling to Iceland and when I was there, I was able to accomplish a laundry list of feats:

Skirted the long customs line by requesting and receiving wheelchair assistance.
Protip > A cane is a great prop for dealing with queues/security and cheap too!

Made out with three Icelandic women, the first of which was after only being in country for 102 minutes.(She was, as many may point out-exceptionally big boned) Only one of the three spent a night with me in the hotel, but we all had fun together.And FYI none of the women were paid. Iceland doesn't have strip clubs so I had to improvise...

Additionally, I trolled CCP and CSM by giving them gifts. I did give genuine gifts to a few guys, but the troll gifts were a $300 Giant Oversize monocle to CCP so they can always remember their mistakes with Nex store, and Nerds brand candy to the CSM. I don't think I need to explain why they are appropriate. One of the CCP employees let my put the Monocle on the CCP awards wall and sent me pictures of myself next to it. It sat just under 2009 MMO of the Year award. You should have seen the face of that bigwig guy, the Dev who talked about $1,000 jeans and sent a nasty Devblog followed by an apology. I think he was mad.


I also was able to consume the entire contents of the Minibar in my hotel room-in one sitting, as well as drinking a total of 50+ beers and more than 25 shots. I did this in four days and no nights-since it was light round the clock at that time of year. I had Whale Steaks for my dinner and lunch Two times
and used that fact to troll many Non-Eve people. When I told peolpe I ate whale steaks-the people who were mortified-I told them "Dude it is OK there are ALMOST 500 of those whales left!!!"

I managed to do all this and much more in the last 10 months-and Goons, Test and the other CSM members say I didn't accomplish anything at all-HA!

I didn't know that Selene and the other CSMs that spoke out against you were pets of Goons + Test. Good to know! By the way, you never did troll us over the freeport although you like to claim so. It must sound so great in your head going "YES I TROLLED GOONS LOLOLOL".

I guess this is your greatest accomplishment as an alliance?
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/BricK_sQuAD./stats

But please do create more dumb threads.

You sound like you are a lot like me mate, glad you had fun.+1

Whenever people are asked to vote, they usually choose the candidate that is competent and smart at what they do. Most people know D3 as someone who messes with incursions, and ganks. Well, if you look at what he does in eve, he fills that role as "competent and smart at what he does". You don't know him because of his failures. And if im voting in an election that represents the EVE player base, id want someone in there who knows the ins and outs of the game so that they can be made fair for everyone. Put aside your bias for a moment and you will see that this man knows what the hell he is doing and will prove to be a strong representative for the EVE player base. +1 vote from me

OK, that's what you've accomplished in game, and in your conquests in Iceland.

What have you accomplished that was enabled by you being a CSM member - to wit, how will you remaining on the CSM benefit Eve Online? As far as I can tell, we could replace you in the CSM discussions with a tub of lard, and you'd still have accomplished your masterful trolling, and the CSM would have been no worse off in its interaction with CCP.

Delivering to CCP a giant monocle: now that is what CSM is all about!

i think you're mistaking dismissive contempt for hate

LOL dismissive eh?

Protip > Dismissive people dont post 8 times in 20 minutes, in fact they wouldnt post at all. Looks like filling my shoes would be a "tall order" BWAHAHAHAHA

I wish I could call Darius a friend. Unfortunatly for me Darius and I have never had much time to fly together. However the little bit I do know about the man.

Darius is honest. Dont believe me, just look around and see how often he gets crap posted by the big alliances. Only an honest man gets that kind of attention .....

Darius cares about eve, not just his part of the game, but all of eve. The man doesnt care if you are a high sec care bear or a low sec killer the man honestly wants the game to be better for you and works far to hard to try and make that happen.

Darius has listened to every issue I have ever raised. Sometimes he told me I was being foolish, sometimes that I was selfish, again that honesty thing biting him in the ass. But he listened to everything I had to say.

D3, you are a great guy in my book not because of the csm, not because you are a nice guy, and not because of your love for eve. You are a great guy because you constantly share what you have learned with the rest of us stupid people. You have helped everyone I have seen near you.

You are a true teacher....

Thanks for all you do in eve and best of luck in the CSM!

Con

we fuckin love rubbing your nose in it and can't resist doing it over and over again

Are Goonswarm really so threatened by an outside candidate that they need to try to ransack his campaign?

Well you have changed my mind about my voting. Think I'll make it 8 votes for Darius: at least he has the common decency to give an honest representation of himself, and as one other poster mentioned, he takes genuine interest in people's problems rather than a simple vested interest in his own alliance goals.

You've been touting this list as a trump card for a while, and now we have it, and I can't help but laugh.
Despite being AWOL for a bit of the term, I still managed to come through with completing the majority of my campaign.
All you did was play the game, embarrass some women, and enjoy a free trip, good work!

what owns about this election is that almost every candidate has goons shitting on them in their bad threads, yet everyone wants to claim they're unique, special snowflakes because they happen to be getting mocked

heh

You've been touting this list as a trump card for a while, and now we have it, and I can't help but laugh.
Despite being AWOL for a bit of the term, I still managed to come through with completing the majority of my campaign.
All you did was play the game, embarrass some women, and enjoy a free trip, good work!

As far as I can tell, we could replace you in the CSM discussions with a tub of lard, and you'd still have accomplished your masterful trolling, and the CSM would have been no worse off in its interaction with CCP.

With all the extra attention from Goons, D3 will have this one in the bag. You should thank GSF Darius-they seem to be your biggest asset.

I got close to 1500 kills, primarily in small fleets while fighting outnumbered in hostile space. I suicide ganked over 100 Pods in Jita during this time as well. Working with various teams of gankers we killed 300 Bn in suicide kills/non-pods. I also found a way to revive wreck baiting and made it viable again resulting in 2,000+ kills by the pilots and corps I taught the method to. During this period I managed to climb into the top .05% of all combat pilots as recorded by Battleclinic.

I scammed other players out of over 25 Billion ISK in addition to countless ships, mods and even a few PLEX. I was able to get more tears this year than almost anyone in all of Eve, and many of the tears were from Goons and Test-whose tears are usually medical grade and have advanced many pathogenic research projects and cured diseases the world over. I also lured 40+ Faction Battleships to their doom doing fake "Non-rep logi" fleets in incursion systems. I successfully trolled Goons and Test into thinking I would "Freeport" the Brick systems in Delve-they were furious and many lols were had at their expense.

Perhaps my most notable achievement was becoming the only player in the history of New Eden to be deliberately podded by CCP Pilots. They have podded two orther people, but I was the only one killed with non-area of effect weapons. It happened in the CCP fleets before Christmas, and Brick Squad ninja looters recovered 16% of all Plex dropped in the first fleet.

LOL dismissive eh?

Protip > Dismissive people dont post 8 times in 20 minutes, in fact they wouldnt post at all. Looks like filling my shoes would be a "tall order" BWAHAHAHAHA

Indeed:

I should think Darius is well familiar with the concept of the "useful idiot," yes?

what owns about this election is that almost every candidate has goons shitting on them in their bad threads, yet everyone wants to claim they're unique, special snowflakes because they happen to be getting mocked

heh

You need no more proof. Darius gets it done.

D34CSM7

what owns about this election is that almost every candidate has goons shitting on them in their bad threads, yet everyone wants to claim they're unique, special snowflakes because they happen to be getting mocked

heh

For someone who ran for CSM on a platform of 'trolling and lulz', you sure are sensitive to claims that you didn't make many serious concrete achievements during your term.

...

I failed to mention a lot of other things I did as CSM that I may elaborate on later, including how much Bacon I ate in at the Plaza Hotel and the 14 Lb Cod I caught on the fishing charter I took while the meetings were going on.

[quote=Darius III]
Having you return to CSM even as an alternate would be a waste of a seat.

PS: 95% of what is in this thread is untrue, I was very active and things I suggested are in the game now.

Read the complete Platform here: http://www.eve-online-dark-taboo.com/vote/

If you want your vote to count just once in EVE vote for PsychoBitch.

Sick of CCP devs and their hair-brained, half-baked, blue-balled ideas?

Sick of self-important fat puds and frail half-elves on the CSM?

Sick of things in eve that should have been fixed A G E S ago not being fixed and new errors being introduced daily?

Make your one vote count finally, vote for PsychoBitch!

If you are voting for someone who has been in the CSM before - you have wasted your vote on F A I L

Don't be a failure, be a hero. Vote for PsychoBitch now!

Campaign Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnOZAEbk7r0

If you don't drink whiskey - VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE
If you don't like having sex with women - VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE
If you don't live life on your own terms - VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE

THIS IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE - ANYTHING WRITTEN BELOW IGNORE