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Sandslinger
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:13:00 -
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Edited by: Sandslinger on 14/02/2008 00:14:03
So this type of thread has surely been done before but hell, my brains latest RL/EVE mixup needs to be shared
So last Saturday i'm sitting down to a whole nights session of EVE I'm skint can't go out, but I'm kinda enjoying the fact as for once in a long time I get a whole night of eve without interuption. Come 11 o clock and my best mate phones and says I have to come out and he'll even pay me into the club and for whatever drinks I need but I HAVE to come out.
Convinced I get ready and go out, the night goes on I get fraggled(Drunk) and as might happen when cheap/free alcohol missed dinner and minging girls in a club are combined you end up going home with one that you wouldn't normally touch with a bargepole.
Anyywaays the deed is done i fall asleep spooning her and all is well, then I wake up still kinda drunkish still spooning her and as my morning glory is resting between her cheeks I start getting a bit worked up again, so rubbing back and forth I suddenly find myself wondering if she is A** or Pu**y tanked . Realising the combination that my brain has just made i recoil in horror and realise in one instant that i think WAY too much about EVE  .
Has Anyone else entered this kind of depravity of EVE adiction yet ?
PS I'm pretty tipsy right now, which yes is a exscuse for this post 
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Sandslinger
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:26:00 -
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TMI inc
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:32:00 -
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Edited by: Sandslinger on 14/02/2008 00:34:06
hehe afroman I live in Glasgow
city in the world with the easiest girls I get laid way too often just so happens it's also way too often with girls that I majorly regret waking up next too in the morning
Turned out she was kick me out of the door without brekky or goodbye kiss kinda tanked lol, she did demand my number though and texted within a few hours which was a bit weird all in all
Glasgow being the unhealtiest city in europe and general inbreeding etc, also the city with the highest STD rate in europe  Getting it often is by no means a brag btw
Anyways EVE football whats happening mate
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Sandslinger
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Posted - 2008.02.14 00:32:00 -
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 Originally by: Terianna Eri
Originally by: Sandslinger
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Too Much Information inc.
Wanna hear the story of how I got oral thrush
Dang I feel like I should apply to Goons the mood I'm in lol
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Sandslinger
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Posted - 2008.02.14 01:04:00 -
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Originally by: Leon Blue
While I never was in Glasgow I met Glasgow Girls during my stay in Australia.
Damn! I don't envy you, sir!
Hehe you probably met the pretty ones, the real bad ones are the ones that never even leave the scheme they grew up in.
Dang I just realised I've been meaning to go to the Glasgow meets for a while but now I'm probably gonna get podded/(have the c*** kicked out of me) by Darth Solo or something
Meanwhile all my corp members ( norwegian corp) are having it off with beutiful valkyrian maidens
Aye Tarminic I have a scary feeling I have already made the cap combination, Sadly I have also found that alchohol is much like being neuted and Cap regen doesn't speed up at 30% in RL either 
PS some glaswegian girls are as beutiful as any girls out there on planet earth, just so I don't all badmouth em
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