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handaki
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Posted - 2008.02.17 11:47:00 -
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Here is a intersting question ... If tomorrow you were somehow magicaly transported to the universe of eve body and all how would you react and what would you do to survive. The rule of thumb for reply to this thread is anything that is currently in the game is available but what you do will have to be self consistent and logical ie the people and places will be real and will react accordingly. For instance setting up a dark fortress of slaves in a 0.4 system in Gallante space will probably attract media attention followed by the local cops/navy unless you have a way to hide what you are doing or produce enough isk to grease the right palms. Also please assume that you will be starting as a rookie pod pilot.
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Tomb Relic
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Posted - 2008.02.17 11:50:00 -
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I would go to ebay, buy a new clone there with a Nightmare, and a dread with honourtank 
In all seriousness: I would do some missions, update my clone, train some skills, and finally do PvP, and loads of it :D
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Laura Steel
The Chaotic Order Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.02.17 11:53:00 -
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Train learning skills for a few months while sitting in my reaper getting ****ed. ----
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Mystic5hadow
Caldari Knights of Minas Tirith
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Posted - 2008.02.17 11:54:00 -
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I'd probably be doing the same thing I'm doing now, only.. Real.
Ex., PvP, Mine, Rat hunt, the usual stuff..
I'm boring, I know 
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Akkrillo
Dread Lords
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Posted - 2008.02.17 12:20:00 -
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Edited by: Akkrillo on 17/02/2008 12:23:01 i would check in with the blood raiders to see if they would allow me to join their cult. then i would proceed to drink large quantites of delicious clone blood. not much different from my real life, but in space. every thing is just cooler in space. 
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Franga
NQX Innovations
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Posted - 2008.02.17 12:21:00 -
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Edited by: Franga on 17/02/2008 12:21:23 I'd see if they had some sort of MMO there that simulated horses and swords and then ***** the forums of said game.
w-h-o-r-e ... this is blocked?
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Naomi Wildfire
Amarr Stardust Heavy Industries Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2008.02.17 12:26:00 -
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Pleasure hubs and i would visit the damsel, maybe i would hide her by myself, teaching her a safe way to travell without being cought by the bad guys :)
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Lord Evangelian
Gallente LEAP Corp
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Posted - 2008.02.17 12:27:00 -
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I would march to my nearest academy and buy a few learning skills, after runnign a few navy missions. I woudl then sit back in the station trying to get a job untill I can actually fly my velator... --------------------
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2008.02.17 13:45:00 -
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I'd sell my DNA to the Jove, which would yield enough ISK to have a luxurious life for the next 1000 years, considering I'd be the only original earth human around. -------- Ideas for: Mining Clouds
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Nova Fox
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Posted - 2008.02.17 13:47:00 -
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Dunno about you guys I get my pilots licence asap. Non pats dont get treated very well in eve.
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sableye
principle of motion Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.02.17 15:17:00 -
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I'd spam small secure cans everywhere
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Stakhanov
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.02.17 15:20:00 -
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I'd be killing zombie haulers in lowsec as usual. The sheer number of exotic dancers rescued is worth it 
Originally by: ivan draco we didnt want your post anyway
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Asestorian
Domination.
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Posted - 2008.02.17 15:23:00 -
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Originally by: Franga w-h-o-r-e ... this is blocked?
Yes, of course it is. It's one of the words that actually makes sense to be in the filter.
Anyway. Assuming being transferred to the EVE universe, or if the EVE universe became real, and I was a Capsuleer rather than a generic pleb, I'd do exactly as I do now. Basically nothing.
If I wasn't a Capsuleer, well.. I don't know. I don't really know what non-Capsuleers actually do 
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Stakhanov
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.02.17 15:47:00 -
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Originally by: Asestorian If I wasn't a Capsuleer, well.. I don't know. I don't really know what non-Capsuleers actually do 
They die a horrible death at some point ? 
Originally by: ivan draco we didnt want your post anyway
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Osku Rei
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2008.02.17 15:58:00 -
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Exotic Dancers anyone? -----------------------------------------------
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Saint Lazarus
DROW Org Brotherhood of the Spider
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Posted - 2008.02.17 16:05:00 -
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Well as a pod pilot I'd look down on other people with my godlike powers.
Then I'd go pirate for real in a Hurricane battlecruiser filled to the brink with dancers, booze and slave hounds  Please resize signature to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
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Tahquil
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:03:00 -
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Well asides from having some fun popping carebears I think I would try to infiltrate Jovian society and definitly try to make off with one of their ships, and hey ccp wouldn't be able to make it magically disappear
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The Herrick
Gallente Bumsax United
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:05:00 -
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Join Concord and then go bad cop on everyone.
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Prism Roze
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:06:00 -
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Is it just ************ to have sex with your clone?
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Valkazm
Amarr Knights of Tiberius Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:06:00 -
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Sit in an amarr station with some slaves while i play games on my computer . ....................................... Signature
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Uzuness
Caldari stone grave haulage PROBABLE CAUSE
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:06:00 -
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I'd freak out due to the fact I was just transported to a game world.
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Markus Mckaye
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:17:00 -
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I would second the motion ( exotic dancers )
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Lord Zoran
Caldari House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:18:00 -
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spiced wine and some exotic dancers would keep me occupied 
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Vodka Neat
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:20:00 -
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I can't believe nobody said either run through Jita without lagging or have 1000 vs 1000 fleet battle with out a node crash both would be completely awesome. Why are you still reading? Its over. Continue to the next post.
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Shanur
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:21:00 -
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I would hire out my services to the Sisters of EVE until i had to shut down some illegal brothels or rescue a poor kidnapped damsel. Then i would blow up any remaining trace of the poor villains, and rescue and shelter those poor exotic dancers who got stranded by my actions. They'd need someone to keep them warm after such a tragedy don't you agree?  |

Althea Nar'agh
StarHunt Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:25:00 -
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I would check / update my clone... that's what i'd do first...
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Letouk Mernel
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:29:00 -
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Edited by: Letouk Mernel on 21/02/2008 16:31:36 EDIT: Oh, nevermind, start as a rookie pod pilot... well, make money at first, and then have a bit of sight-seeing. The EVE universe is detailed enough with backgrounds and lore that life would be interesting, and immortality-via-clones is cool, I guess.
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Alora Venoda
Caldari GalTech Giant Space Amoeba
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:58:00 -
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LOL at all the replies about exotic dancers... i am a bit surprised nobody said anything about getting high on crash or frentix yet.
all these various forms of entertainment, vice, and even illegal drugs are mundane elements of an advanced civilization. our own real world already has all these. just because you might be saying "OH LOOK THIS MMO HAS NAUGHTY RP STUFF!!!111" doesn't mean it's something new and exciting you would want to do.
it's basically like saying you will go to a foreign country just to eat some food or drink some water... well some people do that i guess... like if the pleasure hubs use neural implants to provide some amazing new experiences that are not possible in our normal universe, that might be worth a try 
but as a pod pilot, there would be far more interesting new experiences i would be wanting to do. and then i would probably end up mining to make my ISKs like i currently do.
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Uzuness
Caldari stone grave haulage PROBABLE CAUSE
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Posted - 2008.02.21 16:59:00 -
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Originally by: Alora Venoda LOL at all the replies about exotic dancers... i am a bit surprised nobody said anything about getting high on crash or frentix yet.
Mind flow is where it's at.
And, why am I not surprised that everyone here would take the whole situation in stride.. and glee?
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Malcanis
R.E.C.O.N. Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.02.21 17:01:00 -
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Originally by: Naomi Wildfire Pleasure hubs and i would visit the damsel, maybe i would hide her by myself, teaching her a safe way to travell without being cought by the bad guys :)
That Damsel is trouble man. She's bad news. Stay away.
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