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Kalazar
Amarr
The Tet Corporation
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Posted - 2008.02.21 17:49:00 -
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Oh my god, the life I've led up til now, all of it... Gone...
Eh well, if I was a pod pilot I'd quite probably forget most of it in a day or two. And then onto the pillaging! 
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Mavrix Able
M0NEY SH0T
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Posted - 2008.02.21 18:35:00 -
[32]
Edited by: Mavrix Able on 21/02/2008 18:38:09
In a world of spaceships, insane technology and immortallity, the majority whishes of all things, to go to, or permanently own, prostitutes?!
I dunno about you guys, but after being wtf for a while. I'd start to do a rundown of what knowledge I have from this game that would be useful. Which equals to about 1% since I don't have as much as 0.01 interstellar kredit and everything I use to do in EVE costs ISK.
So all the knowledge I could use would probably be lore about the mindset of the different races and bloodlines, since if I told anyone I had extensive experience with spaceship warfare and blockade running, they'd think I was on crash.
Not to be a party****er, but we'd all be ******. Even if we made the statisticly highly improbable feat of ending in a station in which our avatar is currently docked, getting near him and talking to him, convincing him that you ought be trusted since you know everything he has been doing for aslong as he has been a pod pilot, is gonna be nearly impossible as you don't have any valid EvE Id.
-NWS/Mav
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FluterEx
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Posted - 2008.02.21 21:28:00 -
[33]
1. Upgrade my clone !
2. Give my Mjolnir Rage Torpedoes a Kiss.
3. Give my Navy Raven a Kiss.
4. Put the Mjolnir Rage Torpedoes in my Siege Launchers.
5. Undock.
6. Spam the next Guy/Girl i find with the Torps.
7. Kill the Pod !
8. Dock.
9. Go to a Bar pay for some exotic dancers and drink a cold beer
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Alexa Devlos
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Posted - 2008.02.21 21:41:00 -
[34]
If I were transported into my EVE body, I would be able to touch and feel my newly acquired melons, thus I would have been granted eternal happiness.
The pewpew is just a bonus 
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Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.02.21 22:24:00 -
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I would become candidate for emperor of the universe and have a new type of momship built entirely for myself, this will be called a 'Wyvern II' with 8 highs/lows/mids, the ability to fit any races doomsday device, a presidential suite and be lag- and desyncproof.
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Elles D
Caldari
Eternity INC.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2008.02.21 23:15:00 -
[36]
Pillage, then rape; in that order.
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Paeniteo
Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2008.02.21 23:38:00 -
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I'd stop taking drugs, get a job and become a reformed man 
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Vikarion
Caldari
United Heavens
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Posted - 2008.02.22 00:28:00 -
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I'd keep running missions, trading, mining, and building until I had enough ISK to buy a planet.
Then I would repeat this process until I had a solar system, whereupon I would mine one of the moons into an unstable tectonic hell, just like the Amarr did, to make my own Titan.
Repeat.
I would use excess funds to buy slaves from the Amarr, who would be set free, after a suitable period of training, to work on my stations and planets.
Soon I would have an Empire...
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Ikarus Gaul
Gallente
The Phalanx Expeditionary Conglomerate
Blue Sky Consortium
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Posted - 2008.02.22 00:41:00 -
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Well, given that unique items fetch insane amount of ISK:
1. Get Loan.
2. Buy myself a new alt.
3. Transfer into new body.
3. Auction myself off as the Eve Universe's only MALE exotic dancer.
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5. PROFIT!
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