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Marcus Harikari Room Is Empty Enemy-Fleet 24	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:02:00 - [1] - Quote o/
Feligast GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1102	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:06:00 - [2] - Quote Confirming OP and all subsequent posters are my alts.
Feligast GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1102	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:07:00 - [3] - Quote And I, myself, am an alt of Lyris Nairn.

CCP karkur C C P C C P Alliance 364	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:07:00 - [4] - Quote what does it all mean? does it mean you and me are the same person? and if we are, maybe we should stop talking to ourself

Paragon Renegade Wyvern Operations 273	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:08:00 - [5] - Quote Does that mean i play with myself? The pie is a tautology
None ofthe Above 63	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:10:00 - [6] - Quote I guess he... I mean I.... hire actors to play the part of all of my alts that attend at fanfest? I suppose I really must get around to fire the casting director for that Mittani mistake. Tired of the current CSM? Vote for me, I am None ofthe Above! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=795254
Xolve The Suicide Kings Test Alliance Please Ignore 901	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:10:00 - [7] - Quote CCP karkur wrote: what does it all mean? does it mean you and me are the same person? and if we are, maybe we should stop talking to ourself I blame the Polar Beer. I also refuse to be Hilmar... everyone else, sure; but not Hilmar. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator.
Marcus Harikari Room Is Empty Enemy-Fleet 24	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:11:00 - [8] - Quote CCP karkur wrote: what does it all mean? does it mean you and me are the same person? and if we are, maybe we should stop talking to ourself but what if there IS no one else to talk to?
Marcus Harikari Room Is Empty Enemy-Fleet 26	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:13:00 - [9] - Quote Paragon Renegade wrote: Does that mean i play with myself? i'm going to take a wild guess and assume you play with yourself regardless if we are all alts or not, buddy
J3ssica Alba Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 111	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:14:00 - [10] - Quote We are all really iterations of Neo in the Architect's tv monitors.... O.o
Hauling Hal The Black Ops 48	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:17:00 - [11] - Quote Someone in UO had 92 accounts. He used them as CCTVs all over the shard.

CCP karkur C C P C C P Alliance 369	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:17:00 - [12] - Quote i would like to thank ourself for playing EVE because I wouldn't have such an awesome job it wasn't for us :D

Marcus Harikari Room Is Empty Enemy-Fleet 26	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:19:00 - [13] - Quote i did not realize jessica alba was...part of me
Ranger 1 Ranger Corp 1000	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:30:00 - [14] - Quote That would make sense. I have long suspected that I am in a coma and everyone around me is simply a figment of my imagination. When I check troll in the dictionary, it has a photo shopped picture of you standing somewhere in the vicinity of a point. Also, I can kill you with my brain.
Jita Alt666 901	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:31:00 - [15] - Quote This revelation makes the likes on this forum more comical. Especially the two I got from myself when I posted as a DEV in this particularly and thread.
Jace Errata Lawlz Brawlz 104	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:31:00 - [16] - Quote Resistance is futile. Let's...just assume there's some kind of signature here, 'k? ... ... OH WAIT. Jace Errata on Twitter
RiskyFrisky The Hebrew In Me Pinked 12	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:34:00 - [17] - Quote I've often looked at life as if everyone else were just an illusion caused by a machine I'm hooked up to. It scares me to think that I may just be a brain in a jar.
Khanh'rhh One Man Rodgering 664	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:38:00 - [18] - Quote It all seems fine until you realize that this means I .. um ... we ... us ... is a miner. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's

CCP Punkturis C C P C C P Alliance 1237	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:38:00 - [19] - Quote CCP karkur wrote: i would like to thank ourself for playing EVE because I wouldn't have such an awesome job it wasn't for us :D +1 CCP Punkturis \| EVE UI Developer \| @katrinat

Khanh'rhh One Man Rodgering 664	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:39:00 - [20] - Quote Some of me is also bots, and some of me goes around shooting myself for ruining Eve. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's
AureoBroker Natural Inventions Solyaris Chtonium 0	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:39:00 - [21] - Quote we're all alts, or employees, of chribba!
Ai Shun 268	Posted - 2012.02.16 22:41:00 - [22] - Quote Knowing that there is only one player with a number of alts makes these forum hissy fits and arguments a tad intriguing. What does your alt do when you tell it to **** off back to World of Warcraft?
Azriel Geist Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic 7	Posted - 2012.02.16 23:15:00 - [23] - Quote AureoBroker wrote: we're all alts, or employees, of chribba! Confirming Chribba is the Rothschild of Eve.
Reilly Duvolle Hydra Squadron 365	Posted - 2012.02.16 23:27:00 - [24] - Quote Op should have clearly choosen the blue pill instead...

CCP Stillman C C P C C P Alliance 213	Posted - 2012.02.16 23:47:00 - [25] - Quote So if one of us is botting, that means we have to ban ourselves, which means we'd have to ban every single account out there. Head explodes Tester dude for Team Security

Jaroslav Unwanted Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 1337	Posted - 2012.02.16 23:50:00 - [26] - Quote Well every personality, object, feeling is only our own projection/imagination of what it/he/she is... Therefore nothing is real, as we all are unable to truly understand and/or percieve objective reality. I think therefore .. who am i anyway ?
Marcus Harikari Room Is Empty Enemy-Fleet 26	Posted - 2012.02.16 23:51:00 - [27] - Quote CCP Stillman wrote: So if one of us is botting, that means we have to ban ourselves, which means we'd have to ban every single account out there. Head explodes I didn't realize bots actually get banned... j/k j/k
Vincent Athena V.I.C.E. Comic Mischief 453	Posted - 2012.02.17 00:01:00 - [28] - Quote CCP Stillman wrote: So if one of us is botting, that means we have to ban ourselves, which means we'd have to ban every single account out there. Head explodes It would stop all the bots....... And oh, yes, bots get banned. Not only that CCP bans all the accounts of a player even if they botted on just one of them. Which is why if we are all alts of one person, and just one account botted, we would all need to be banned. Besides, I thought I was a figment of my imagination. I am running for the CSM https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=779668#post779668
Astrid Stjerna Teraa Matar 603	Posted - 2012.02.17 00:01:00 - [29] - Quote Jaroslav Unwanted wrote: Well every personality, object, feeling is only our own projection/imagination of what it/he/she is... Therefore nothing is real, as we all are unable to truly understand and/or percieve objective reality. I think therefore .. who am i anyway ? 'Am I a man dreaming I am a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming I am a man...?' ((Please note:-áAt times, my characters-ámay be a-holes, but-áI am most certainly not.-áWhat they say IC has no bearing on my OOC opinions or behaviors, and I apologize in advance if you are offended OOC by anything I might say or do-áIC.))
half of eve Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2012.02.17 00:19:00 - [30] - Quote Rest assured, only half of eve is my alt(s).
Lyrrashae Crushed Ambitions Reckless Ambition 222	Posted - 2012.02.17 00:23:00 - [31] - Quote We're all Chribba's alts... E: Even the devs! Hans Jagerblitzen for CSM 7! (Mittens, you may not want to admit it, but your day in the sun is over. Next!)
Jace Errata Lawlz Brawlz 104	Posted - 2012.02.17 00:24:00 - [32] - Quote half of eve wrote: Rest assured, only half of eve is my alt(s). i c wut u did thar lololololol /cliche but true EVE forums poster Let's...just assume there's some kind of signature here, 'k? ... ... OH WAIT. Jace Errata on Twitter
Fierceshot Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic 1	Posted - 2012.02.17 00:36:00 - [33] - Quote Does this actually mean im good at pvp afterall??
Aiwha 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda 161	Posted - 2012.02.17 01:27:00 - [34] - Quote Fierceshot wrote: Does this actually mean im good at pvp afterall?? Considering that I'd be your alt as well, no. No we're not. Regards, LCpl. Aiwha-á Senior Recruiter
Fierceshot Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic 1	Posted - 2012.02.17 01:46:00 - [35] - Quote Aiwha wrote: Fierceshot wrote: Does this actually mean im good at pvp afterall?? Considering that I'd be your alt as well, no. No we're not. As i feared then
Tyslas Tort Corp 5	Posted - 2012.02.17 01:53:00 - [36] - Quote I, err, we are taking schizophrenia to a whole new level.....
Fredfredbug4 Kings of Kill EVE Animal Control 48	Posted - 2012.02.17 02:51:00 - [37] - Quote I didn't know M. Night Shyamalan played EVE!
Stonecrusher Mortlock University of Caille Gallente Federation 20	Posted - 2012.02.17 03:08:00 - [38] - Quote CCP Stillman wrote: So if one of us is botting, that means we have to ban ourselves, which means we'd have to ban every single account out there. Head explodes its the only way to know you got all the bots.
Mr LaForge Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 235	Posted - 2012.02.17 03:17:00 - [39] - Quote And on the 6th Day, Chribba looked around and saw he was alone. Chribba created Alts to fill his world. And on the 7th day, He mined Veldspar with his alts. Stuff Goes here
Mr LaForge Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 235	Posted - 2012.02.17 03:18:00 - [40] - Quote Fredfredbug4 wrote: I didn't know M. Night Shyamalan played EVE! He doesn't, that's the twist. Stuff Goes here
The Caretaker's Assistant 0	Posted - 2012.02.17 03:25:00 - [41] - Quote I hadn't considered that before. It would make sense why theres such paranoia and (self) loathing in EVE.
Vimsy Vortis Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation 335	Posted - 2012.02.17 03:52:00 - [42] - Quote It has long since been established that my entire tiny alliance and every alliance we are in any way associated with is all one person.
Dirael Papier Scordite Excavating Xenaphobe 7	Posted - 2012.02.17 04:16:00 - [43] - Quote This discussion we've been having with ourselves reminds me of this story that one of our other selves named Andy Weir wrote.
Katja Norolyev State War Academy Caldari State 1	Posted - 2012.02.17 04:28:00 - [44] - Quote The paranoia would have been much more infectious if the question had been "What if every other player is just an alt of the same person?".
Alara IonStorm 1594	Posted - 2012.02.17 04:34:00 - [45] - Quote What if we all have Multiple Personality Disorder? Has anyone lost any time or noticed 4.497 Million Dollars disappear from their Bank Account every Month? Does that mean when someone quits a part of us dies. We may be the Borg.
Gogela Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance 352	Posted - 2012.02.17 04:34:00 - [46] - Quote awwww.... crap. My/our therapist isn't going to like this. Not one little bit. Gê¦Gê¦-áEvery Ship in GëíGêçGëí-áGê¦Gê¦ GëíGêçGëí-+ odd items
Grumpy Owly Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 196	Posted - 2012.02.17 04:36:00 - [47] - Quote I'd say it would be an expensive bill to run the small power generator in his/her back garden needed just power all the monitors needed to run the game. Wonder how many PCs would likley be needed to run that many players simultaneously. Maybe th loan of a supercomputer? Actually OP its a very clever conspiracy set out by interpol. You are being trained for a highly classified mission which can't be disclosed at this point, but involves space travel, and everyone else on here is in fact a paid actor by various governments to study and co-erce your thinking into the required pattern. Oh no, the men in suits are here .... they are trying to stop me from telling you about ...... Griefers are lazy cowards with the current climate of broken player policing systems. Stop EvE Apathy
Katja Norolyev State War Academy Caldari State 1	Posted - 2012.02.17 04:44:00 - [48] - Quote Grumpy Owly wrote: I'd say it would be an expensive bill to run the small power generator in his/her back garden needed just power all the monitors needed to run the game. Wonder how many PCs would likley be needed to run that many players simultaneously. Maybe th loan of a supercomputer? Actually OP its a very clever conspiracy set out by interpol. You are being trained for a highly classified mission which can't be disclosed at this point, but involves space travel, and everyone else on here is in fact a paid actor by various governments to study and co-erce your thinking into the required pattern. Oh no, the men in suits are here .... they are trying to stop me from telling you about ...... Did the men in suits type the elipses at the end of this post, or was the period key somehow the only one Owly could reach as they dragged him away? ...and who pressed post!? I MUST KNOW!
Jordania GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 8	Posted - 2012.02.17 17:23:00 - [49] - Quote Feligast wrote: Confirming OP and all subsequent posters are my alts. You make some ****** posts.
B DeLeon DeLeon Industries 30	Posted - 2012.02.18 02:05:00 - [50] - Quote One neckbeard to rule them all
Ares Renton Smoking Minerals Syndicate Cannabis Legionis 3	Posted - 2012.02.18 04:37:00 - [51] - Quote Feligast wrote: Confirming OP and all subsequent posters are my alts. Confirmed. Also, to run all these accounts costs me millions of dollars every month and I have severe carpel tunnel syndrome from all the micromanagement and forum posting I do.
Akrasjel Lanate Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance 596	Posted - 2012.02.18 08:38:00 - [52] - Quote
Jacob Stiller The Scope Gallente Federation 1142	Posted - 2012.02.18 08:48:00 - [53] - Quote Damn philosophers and their existential questions. For all I know, I'm the only human in the universe and everyone else is a bot!
baltec1 632	Posted - 2012.02.18 09:37:00 - [54] - Quote What makes you lot think its a guy?
Marcus Harikari Room Is Empty Enemy-Fleet 28	Posted - 2012.02.22 18:37:00 - [55] - Quote baltec1 wrote: What makes you lot think its a guy? LOL @ this guy. There are no women on the internet, except for ****.
Rana Ash Gradient Electus Matari 34	Posted - 2012.02.22 19:03:00 - [56] - Quote There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call The Twilight Zone. Humms the theme
Cat Molina Intransigent 0	Posted - 2012.02.23 06:30:00 - [57] - Quote "We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?" Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7 Activity Recorded M.Y. 2302.22467 TERMINATION OF SPECIMEN ADVISED EDIT: Bonus points if you know where the above quote came from.

CCP karkur C C P C C P Alliance 409	Posted - 2012.02.25 21:20:00 - [58] - Quote I'm so looking forward to Fanfest when we thow ourself a huge party and it's all about us! (maybe we'll hire a few actors or something so it's not going to be too awkward when we are the only person there and the media is covering it and stuff)

Duvida The Scope Gallente Federation 38	Posted - 2012.02.25 21:59:00 - [59] - Quote CCP karkur wrote: I'm so looking forward to Fanfest when we thow ourself a huge party and it's all about us! (maybe we'll hire a few actors or something so it's not going to be too awkward when we are the only person there and the media is covering it and stuff) I think we'll have to get Dirk Benedict to play me/my alts/the non-fem alts.

CCP Punkturis C C P C C P Alliance 1419	Posted - 2012.02.25 22:02:00 - [60] - Quote Marcus Harikari wrote: baltec1 wrote: What makes you lot think its a guy? LOL @ this guy. There are no women on the internet, except for ****. take it back! CCP Punkturis \| EVE UI Developer \| @katrinat

Serene Repose Perkone Caldari State 293	Posted - 2012.02.25 22:07:00 - [61] - Quote Then, that "guy" has to be me, and I've got about 150,000 accounts I'm not paying for. Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold.
Dielax Aliastra Gallente Federation 34	Posted - 2012.02.25 23:01:00 - [62] - Quote I think I'm an alt
TheButcherPete Titan Inc. Bloodbound. 74	Posted - 2012.02.27 11:21:00 - [63] - Quote I was once an alt, then I killed my master. Now I'm wearing his face. ... @_@ :3 I am Petey :3 Petey is smexy Smexy is Pete
Gypsio III Dirty Filthy Perverts 204	Posted - 2012.02.27 11:27:00 - [64] - Quote Khanh'rhh wrote: More importantly, this means solo PVP isn't dead :D Maybe, but it would also mean that PVP is little more than an unnecessarily complicated insurance scam... Hang on, when I'm flying that's what it is anyway.
Skippermonkey Tactical Knightmare 772	Posted - 2012.02.27 11:27:00 - [65] - Quote You know the Truman Show rite.... we are all alts of Chribba, YOU are the only other person here VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM - TERRIBAD AT EVE BUT GREAT AT FORUMS show your support for me here
Velicitia Open Designs 678	Posted - 2012.02.27 13:17:00 - [66] - Quote CCP Punkturis wrote: Marcus Harikari wrote: baltec1 wrote: What makes you lot think its a guy? LOL @ this guy. There are no women on the internet, except for ****. take it back! have Guard ban him I just hope that if I'm someone's alt ... Chribba is my main.
Sprite Can 73	Posted - 2012.02.27 13:19:00 - [67] - Quote Confirming that I am an alt of Xenuria. Refreshing Lemon-Lime~
St Mio Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 486	Posted - 2012.02.27 13:20:00 - [68] - Quote I always wanted to be a hyperpolyglot :D
March rabbit Ganse Shadow of xXDEATHXx 133	Posted - 2012.02.27 14:55:00 - [69] - Quote impossible. me and my corpmates are different RL persons. However i imagine about one funny project. Make ton of alts, get them into major 0.0 alliances, get them to leadership and take leadership in each of them. After this you are the Eve online Shadow Emperor. And one day you present yourself to masses.... It would be end of the Game
Lerasa State War Academy Caldari State 0	Posted - 2012.02.27 15:36:00 - [70] - Quote I shall reward myself with a cookie, I am now bankrupt as I had to buy half a million cookies to feed myself.
highonpop Void.Tech BLACK-MARK 18	Posted - 2012.02.27 15:40:00 - [71] - Quote I'm pretty sure of the 400,000 accounts on EVE, about 250,000+ are alts. Hell, I have 2 paid, one has 2 toons one it. ..nd that's nothing. I know people with 3-4+ accounts. One guy trying to join the alliance I'm in claims to have 6 paid accounts... I know a guy that people sometimes mistake for a Macro just because he brings out so many hulks at once..
Jose Black Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 3	Posted - 2012.02.27 15:46:00 - [72] - Quote You.. no wait I could've told me earlier that I didn't need to buy a headset or install teamspeak because all the voices are in my head anyways.
FloppieTheBanjoClown The Skunkworks Petition Blizzard 1030	Posted - 2012.02.27 16:45:00 - [73] - Quote I'm an alt of Krissada.
Nova Fox Novafox Shipyards 3298	Posted - 2012.02.27 16:54:00 - [74] - Quote It be odd to show up to the csm by yourself. Nova Fox Shipyards Inventory
Alexa Coates Lexa And Rob Industries 62	Posted - 2012.02.27 17:30:00 - [75] - Quote how high do i have to be to come up with this. Love my Gallente Federation Navy ships!
leviticus ander The Scope Gallente Federation 128	Posted - 2012.02.27 19:25:00 - [76] - Quote well that would explain why I always feel like I didn't get any sleep. oh wait, if this is the case, I need to remember the password to all the goon accounts so I can dispand them and... watch me cry?
Ioci Bad Girl Posse 83	Posted - 2012.02.27 19:39:00 - [77] - Quote CCP Punkturis wrote: Marcus Harikari wrote: baltec1 wrote: What makes you lot think its a guy? LOL @ this guy. There are no women on the internet, except for ****. take it back! It's sad but true. Bad Girl Posse is a Meta 14 Girl power cinema being directed by one guy. It would be 15 but Oggat has an honorary slot reserved in all MMO's.

CCP karkur C C P C C P Alliance 419	Posted - 2012.02.28 01:21:00 - [78] - Quote i know this is a little bit embarrassing Ioci, but it's all good because we are the only one here anyway, but it appears that you forgot to put on clothes

Duvida The Scope Gallente Federation 38	Posted - 2012.02.28 01:24:00 - [79] - Quote CCP karkur wrote: i know this is a little bit embarrassing Ioci, but it's all good because we are the only one here anyway, but it appears that you forgot to put on clothes It depends on where she's from. She might be overdressed! (Think casual Gallente or southern Florida )
Grumpymunky Super Monkey Tribe of Danger 15	Posted - 2012.02.28 01:52:00 - [80] - Quote Marcus Harikari wrote: What if all the players who play EVE are just alts of one guy? But I AM just an alt of one guy. Post with your monkey.
Telegram Sam The Drones Club 235	Posted - 2012.02.28 02:16:00 - [81] - Quote 'I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.' ~Douglas Adams
Artemis Bowden Urban Decay. Tacitum Hostis 3	Posted - 2012.03.05 21:23:00 - [82] - Quote A quote from in game when you try to add yourself to a channel that your already in: "It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system." I guess this should pop up more often if we're all alts...
Caroline Grace Almost Approved 10	Posted - 2012.03.05 21:49:00 - [83] - Quote This thread is mind-blow
Joshua Aivoras Tech IV Industries The Methodical Alliance 193	Posted - 2012.03.05 22:35:00 - [84] - Quote Well what did you expect when the power of two hook is "Start your hauler alt today!" rather than "get an actual new person to play eve today!" lol
Brujo Loco Brujeria Teologica 329	Posted - 2012.03.06 01:33:00 - [85] - Quote Posting in the first Solipsism thread of 2012!!!! Weeee!!!! Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE 449	Posted - 2012.03.13 11:09:00 - [86] - Quote I am Lady Spank and so is my dog. this is a signature

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