Alski
Gallente
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.26 12:35:00 -
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When the encounter system was added (the stuff you find with ship scaner) I decided to fit a cheep brutix to go run some, after arriving in my little home from home in empire in what turned out to be a fully T2 fit brutix, I was about to warp to the gate to lowsec when I noticed some noob asking in local for someone to haul his jetcan for him.
Feeling oddley helpful at that moment and this noob being actually coherent and polite, I asked him how much m3 he had, found I could fit most of it in my BC so I told him I’d haul a load for him…
Warping to his belt I see a rookie ship, and two jetcans, I just assumed both were his, opened one, went to scoop the can and realised that I’d only gotten like 30m3 cos my hold was full of boosters.
Was about to laugh at myself in local… when I see a flashy red deimos uncloak which swiftly proceeds to engage me.
Very nice little fight go’s down over the next minute or two, his damage is pretty horrific, but I’m fitting a duel rep tank and injector and am just about keeping up, it all go’s sour for him as he fails to notice I’m killing all his drones, and once there gone I’m in low armor and he’s in structure… Boom go’s the deimos 
The noobie is pooing himself in local at the awesome fight going on 5km from his hull, when the defeated deimos pilot says something like "**** that, pod me please"
I make guns hot, go to lock… and somehow manage to lock the wrong damn pilot, I’m locking the damn noob’s rookie ship, but I’m also franticly typing something ******** in local like "awesome fight, thought I was done there, enjoy the trip" etc, and don’t notice until BOOOM I’ve one volleyed the noob. 
Concordoken swiftly follows, and all three of us are left there in our pods laughing our asses off… Except for the noob, who was really ****ed at being blown up until we told him he’d get another one for free as soon as he docked.
Cost of helping a noob with his ore: 200m+ worth of ships, and a slight loss of dignity from all involved.
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(combat) Patch belonging to CCP hits your drones, wrecking their liberty and freedom.
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