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Bodhisattvas
Mentally Unstable Enterprises Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.28 18:01:00 -
[31]
Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 28/02/2008 18:02:18
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Galliana Foresta It's been some time since I've seen any high quality pirate droppings.
Fact.
Agreed, I haven't been getting enough fiber in my diet recently.
Hell no!! your colon is merely blocked and all the crap is coming out your mouth. Which in turn you swallow, I know this from the amount of crap you have to put up with from cranwubbly.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.02.28 18:03:00 -
[32]
come to Ihakana, techzer0 drops gist and estamels!
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Shadow Tycho
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.02.28 18:12:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton come to Ihakana, techzer0 drops gist and estamels!
AND HOW!
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Beletar
The Nightshift
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Posted - 2008.02.28 18:46:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Kyoto Luyi There hasn't been a quality pirate in game since Viceroy...
LMAO
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.28 19:18:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Beletar Edited by: Beletar on 28/02/2008 16:09:33 We pop the ship and ransom the pod. If we get money then bonus time.
This.
I Pirate for the km and the corpse collection. If you're lookin to profit daily, you're naive. Granted you'll catch a lucky break from time to time; badgers drop POS's, mackinaw pilots eject leaving u a 100 mil ship, Ravens drop faction kit, but that's more of the weekend special than the everyday.
If you're not satisfied when your alpha wipes out a nub caracal on a gate and he whines in local for 5 minutes, then gtfo of low-sec, there's enough of us already. 
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Beletar
The Nightshift
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Posted - 2008.02.28 19:35:00 -
[36]
I did not mean I wanted to profit from yarring....its not that profitable. I am all about knowing that someone somewhere in the world is mad because I just hit my Uber alles pwned I Win! button. I just mentioned it was a bonus to get ransom. I think my corp averages at most 2 ransoms a week. Most of the time we just pop the pod and howl in laughter on vent because the guy stuck around long enough for our BC and BS gangs to lock him down.
To tell you the truth the ultimate thing for my corp is getting the ever so cherished "Dolls" when we pop a macro hauler. On our KB they are worth 10 billion isk. Its like Christmas morning when someone loots one.
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Cado Orgo
mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.02.29 01:14:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 28/02/2008 18:02:18
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Galliana Foresta It's been some time since I've seen any high quality pirate droppings.
Fact.
Agreed, I haven't been getting enough fiber in my diet recently.
Hell no!! your colon is merely blocked and all the crap is coming out your mouth. Which in turn you swallow, I know this from the amount of crap you have to put up with from cranwubbly.
Wow, I make a comment trying to be funny and have fun. Then some ex-muffin butthurt that he couldn't hack it and never will be able to decides to come in here and throw crap around acting big and bad. Grats on making yourself look like a complete loser.
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ceyriot
Crimson Rebellion
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Posted - 2008.02.29 02:54:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Carrie Erpilot By the way i did have help but didnt realize it till afterwards, a local guy said that he didnt think it was fair to have 3 vs 1 and gave me a hand which i am greatful of.
Do you know who this was? it sounds like one of my corpmates
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Nilkarus
Gallente Developmental Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.02.29 05:03:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Kyoto Luyi There hasn't been a quality pirate in game since Viceroy...
...sniffle... I miss the Turkish delights...
Recruiting |

Pluton Hazmat
Exotic Dancers Club Scalar Federation
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Posted - 2008.02.29 08:03:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Corstaad In the good ole daze pirates stood 10ft tall and used carebears as sex slaves!
Some of us still do  ----------------------------------------------- The filthy pirate formerly known as Handon Guild! |

Bodhisattvas
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Posted - 2008.03.13 03:46:00 -
[41]
Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 13/03/2008 03:49:16
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 28/02/2008 18:02:18
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Galliana Foresta It's been some time since I've seen any high quality pirate droppings.
Fact.
Agreed, I haven't been getting enough fiber in my diet recently.
Hell no!! your colon is merely blocked and all the crap is coming out your mouth. Which in turn you swallow, I know this from the amount of crap you have to put up with from cranwubbly.
Wow, I make a comment trying to be funny and have fun. Then some ex-muffin butthurt that he couldn't hack it and never will be able to decides to come in here and throw crap around acting big and bad. Grats on making yourself look like a complete loser.
Yes trying to be funny thats a precision comment.
3:39am 3/12/08 Anyways I'm sitting 30km from you in your flashy hyperion at your warp in spot at auga gate in kourm...... or my alt is at least. Your butt buddies are in auga at the moment... debating whether I can take out your underskilled bs before your homies can blob me.
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Pestilence Aligher'ri
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Posted - 2008.03.13 03:56:00 -
[42]
Originally by: RuleoftheBone
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Originally by: Don Z0LA its truth indeed. pirate corps quality is dropping down, only small number of proper pirate corps left...
Lot more wannabee pirates just like me than there used to be, don't forget...
Fixed 
Fixed 
Don't recall piracy starting in 2007... 
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Bellum Eternus
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Posted - 2008.03.13 07:26:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Carrie Erpilot Edited by: Carrie Erpilot on 25/02/2008 18:27:19 I was in Basgerin the other day looking at some places to mine when a pirate locks me and immediately says "20 mil and i'll let you Live." of course he caught me trying to make a few isks so i said "I dont have more then 3 mil on me right now because i helped a friend" then he says "Well, time is ticking" and he opened fire.
At this point i dropped my drones and realized...... THIS GUY SUCKS I blew him up in about 2 minutes and then his brother in a brutix locked on me and then a drake. I killed the brutix so fast it wasnt even funny, and started on the drake also doing pretty bad when they asked ME to stop! For some reason i did though. I told them to release me from warp scrambler and I will warp to my safe spot which will stop me from firing. Then lo and behold i could warp and i was out.
Anyway i was telling my corp about it and they told me to post it on our killboards: http://etg.eve-city.com/killboard/ Then asked me if i looted the ships. Which i didnt because i thought i was toast and was just trying to get away.
Anyway, I came here to the forums reading about ransoms and stuff and decided to share my story. By the way i did have help but didnt realize it till afterwards, a local guy said that he didnt think it was fair to have 3 vs 1 and gave me a hand which i am greatful of. 
edit: edited for spelling!
See, the problem here is that you're in Basgerin. It's like the lamest backwater system in Eve. Of course there arn't any decent pilots in there. 
Bellum Eternus [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y I I |

techzer0
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Posted - 2008.03.13 07:36:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Shadow Tycho
Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton come to Ihakana, techzer0 drops gist and estamels!
AND HOW!
This is true, I am lord of the Yarrs. ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster 
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Windjammer
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Posted - 2008.03.13 08:59:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Corstaad In the good ole daze pirates stood 10ft tall and used carebears as sex slaves!
Only if they stood on a stool and you should really stick to screwing rats. Your equipment is better sized to that task than screwing bears.
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jimmyjam
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Posted - 2008.03.13 16:16:00 -
[46]
You should check placid if you want some well skilled pirates I hear some of my homies have reformed Turby .
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PaRaZiTuRL
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Posted - 2008.03.13 17:15:00 -
[47]
Quality dropping?It that were true they couldn't do this.
Lies.
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Cado Orgo
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Posted - 2008.03.13 19:04:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 13/03/2008 06:58:54
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 28/02/2008 18:02:18
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Galliana Foresta It's been some time since I've seen any high quality pirate droppings.
Fact.
Agreed, I haven't been getting enough fiber in my diet recently.
Hell no!! your colon is merely blocked and all the crap is coming out your mouth. Which in turn you swallow, I know this from the amount of crap you have to put up with from cranwubbly.
Wow, I make a comment trying to be funny and have fun. Then some ex-muffin butthurt that he couldn't hack it and never will be able to decides to come in here and throw crap around acting big and bad. Grats on making yourself look like a complete loser.
Yes trying to be funny thats a precision comment.
3:39am 3/12/08 Anyways I'm sitting cloaked 30km from you in your flashy hyperion at your warp in spot at auga gate in kourm...... or my alt is at least. Your butt buddies are in auga at the moment... debating whether I can take out your underskilled bs before your homies can blob me.
Alls you proved is that you can try and use your mega with falcon alt to take out a Maelstrom only to realize, omg, you're terrible at this game and run away instead.
Way to fail even with a falcon. Go find a new system to try your noob tactics. You don't impress any of us in Trill Crabulas. Because, you guessed it... we're MF'in Trill homie!
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Kumq uat
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Posted - 2008.03.13 19:53:00 -
[49]
I miss the good old days when a three man gang was sufficient to wreck havoc in Amamake. Now it is all blobs. Sad days. Makes me a sad panda. ------------------------------------------- www.eve-pirate.com original author and goat molestor.
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SloBones
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Posted - 2008.03.13 20:10:00 -
[50]
Wow Cado Orgos Epeen is now \o/ THIS BIG. Everyone come quick look...
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Bodhisattvas
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Posted - 2008.03.14 01:38:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 13/03/2008 06:58:54
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 28/02/2008 18:02:18
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Galliana Foresta It's been some time since I've seen any high quality pirate droppings.
Fact.
Agreed, I haven't been getting enough fiber in my diet recently.
Hell no!! your colon is merely blocked and all the crap is coming out your mouth. Which in turn you swallow, I know this from the amount of crap you have to put up with from cranwubbly.
Wow, I make a comment trying to be funny and have fun. Then some ex-muffin butthurt that he couldn't hack it and never will be able to decides to come in here and throw crap around acting big and bad. Grats on making yourself look like a complete loser.
Yes trying to be funny thats a precision comment.
3:39am 3/12/08 Anyways I'm sitting cloaked 30km from you in your flashy hyperion at your warp in spot at auga gate in kourm...... or my alt is at least. Your butt buddies are in auga at the moment... debating whether I can take out your underskilled bs before your homies can blob me.
Alls you proved is that you can try and use your mega with falcon alt to take out a Maelstrom only to realize, omg, you're terrible at this game and run away instead.
Way to fail even with a falcon. Go find a new system to try your noob tactics. You don't impress any of us in Trill Crabulas. Because, you guessed it... we're MF'in Trill homie!
You speak with stupid tongue 
Your corpy zealot who was a gnats **** length away from exploding before he courageously jumped, you in the underskilled hyperion sitting no further than 10km away from the maelstrom at 20% shield with your ecm drones showing you guys how to pvp on auto aggro.
If it weren't for the fact I couldn't keep lock for more than 10 sec at a time because of your drones then.......
The zealot and 2nd bs were there for decoration right ? and the spending the rest of the night hiding in station till you guys logged ?
Cran taught you guys well. 
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Cado Orgo
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Posted - 2008.03.14 02:42:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Bodhisattvas
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 13/03/2008 06:58:54
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 28/02/2008 18:02:18
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Galliana Foresta It's been some time since I've seen any high quality pirate droppings.
Fact.
Agreed, I haven't been getting enough fiber in my diet recently.
Hell no!! your colon is merely blocked and all the crap is coming out your mouth. Which in turn you swallow, I know this from the amount of crap you have to put up with from cranwubbly.
Wow, I make a comment trying to be funny and have fun. Then some ex-muffin butthurt that he couldn't hack it and never will be able to decides to come in here and throw crap around acting big and bad. Grats on making yourself look like a complete loser.
Yes trying to be funny thats a precision comment.
3:39am 3/12/08 Anyways I'm sitting cloaked 30km from you in your flashy hyperion at your warp in spot at auga gate in kourm...... or my alt is at least. Your butt buddies are in auga at the moment... debating whether I can take out your underskilled bs before your homies can blob me.
Alls you proved is that you can try and use your mega with falcon alt to take out a Maelstrom only to realize, omg, you're terrible at this game and run away instead.
Way to fail even with a falcon. Go find a new system to try your noob tactics. You don't impress any of us in Trill Crabulas. Because, you guessed it... we're MF'in Trill homie!
You speak with stupid tongue 
Your corpy zealot who was a gnats **** length away from exploding before he courageously jumped, you in the underskilled hyperion sitting no further than 10km away from the maelstrom at 20% shield with your ecm drones showing you guys how to pvp on auto aggro.
If it weren't for the fact I couldn't keep lock for more than 10 sec at a time because of your drones then.......
The zealot and 2nd bs were there for decoration right ? and the spending the rest of the night hiding in station till you guys logged ?
Cran taught you guys well. 
Let's recap again, you failed to kill a zealot with your mega and falcon; you failed to kill a Maelstrom with your mega and falcon; and failed to kill me. So, explain to me how you're NOT a failure at EVE?
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Centurion Redux
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Posted - 2008.03.14 05:01:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Bodhisattvas
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 13/03/2008 06:58:54
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 28/02/2008 18:02:18
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Galliana Foresta It's been some time since I've seen any high quality pirate droppings.
Fact.
Agreed, I haven't been getting enough fiber in my diet recently.
Hell no!! your colon is merely blocked and all the crap is coming out your mouth. Which in turn you swallow, I know this from the amount of crap you have to put up with from cranwubbly.
Wow, I make a comment trying to be funny and have fun. Then some ex-muffin butthurt that he couldn't hack it and never will be able to decides to come in here and throw crap around acting big and bad. Grats on making yourself look like a complete loser.
Yes trying to be funny thats a precision comment.
3:39am 3/12/08 Anyways I'm sitting cloaked 30km from you in your flashy hyperion at your warp in spot at auga gate in kourm...... or my alt is at least. Your butt buddies are in auga at the moment... debating whether I can take out your underskilled bs before your homies can blob me.
Alls you proved is that you can try and use your mega with falcon alt to take out a Maelstrom only to realize, omg, you're terrible at this game and run away instead.
Way to fail even with a falcon. Go find a new system to try your noob tactics. You don't impress any of us in Trill Crabulas. Because, you guessed it... we're MF'in Trill homie!
You speak with stupid tongue 
Your corpy zealot who was a gnats **** length away from exploding before he courageously jumped, you in the underskilled hyperion sitting no further than 10km away from the maelstrom at 20% shield with your ecm drones showing you guys how to pvp on auto aggro.
If it weren't for the fact I couldn't keep lock for more than 10 sec at a time because of your drones then.......
The zealot and 2nd bs were there for decoration right ? and the spending the rest of the night hiding in station till you guys logged ?
Cran taught you guys well. 
Wait wait wait, your crying about my ecm drones when you had a falcon jamming me?
Hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah hahahaha haha
haha
hahahaha
wow...
oh and way to not kill me with the gate guns on my strom all day.
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Ammoina
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Posted - 2008.03.14 05:57:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Centurion Redux
Originally by: Bodhisattvas
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 13/03/2008 06:58:54
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 28/02/2008 18:02:18
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Galliana Foresta It's been some time since I've seen any high quality pirate droppings.
Fact.
Agreed, I haven't been getting enough fiber in my diet recently.
Hell no!! your colon is merely blocked and all the crap is coming out your mouth. Which in turn you swallow, I know this from the amount of crap you have to put up with from cranwubbly.
Wow, I make a comment trying to be funny and have fun. Then some ex-muffin butthurt that he couldn't hack it and never will be able to decides to come in here and throw crap around acting big and bad. Grats on making yourself look like a complete loser.
Yes trying to be funny thats a precision comment.
3:39am 3/12/08 Anyways I'm sitting cloaked 30km from you in your flashy hyperion at your warp in spot at auga gate in kourm...... or my alt is at least. Your butt buddies are in auga at the moment... debating whether I can take out your underskilled bs before your homies can blob me.
Alls you proved is that you can try and use your mega with falcon alt to take out a Maelstrom only to realize, omg, you're terrible at this game and run away instead.
Way to fail even with a falcon. Go find a new system to try your noob tactics. You don't impress any of us in Trill Crabulas. Because, you guessed it... we're MF'in Trill homie!
You speak with stupid tongue 
Your corpy zealot who was a gnats **** length away from exploding before he courageously jumped, you in the underskilled hyperion sitting no further than 10km away from the maelstrom at 20% shield with your ecm drones showing you guys how to pvp on auto aggro.
If it weren't for the fact I couldn't keep lock for more than 10 sec at a time because of your drones then.......
The zealot and 2nd bs were there for decoration right ? and the spending the rest of the night hiding in station till you guys logged ?
Cran taught you guys well. 
Wait wait wait, your crying about my ecm drones when you had a falcon jamming me?
Hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah hahahaha haha
haha
hahahaha
wow...
oh and way to not kill me with the gate guns on my strom all day.
ECM drones are cheap. Falcons are just good common sense
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Keexl
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Posted - 2008.03.14 06:05:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Ammoina
Originally by: Centurion Redux
Originally by: Bodhisattvas
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 13/03/2008 06:58:54
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Bodhisattvas Edited by: Bodhisattvas on 28/02/2008 18:02:18
Originally by: Cado Orgo
Originally by: Galliana Foresta It's been some time since I've seen any high quality pirate droppings.
Fact.
Agreed, I haven't been getting enough fiber in my diet recently.
Hell no!! your colon is merely blocked and all the crap is coming out your mouth. Which in turn you swallow, I know this from the amount of crap you have to put up with from cranwubbly.
Wow, I make a comment trying to be funny and have fun. Then some ex-muffin butthurt that he couldn't hack it and never will be able to decides to come in here and throw crap around acting big and bad. Grats on making yourself look like a complete loser.
Yes trying to be funny thats a precision comment.
3:39am 3/12/08 Anyways I'm sitting cloaked 30km from you in your flashy hyperion at your warp in spot at auga gate in kourm...... or my alt is at least. Your butt buddies are in auga at the moment... debating whether I can take out your underskilled bs before your homies can blob me.
Alls you proved is that you can try and use your mega with falcon alt to take out a Maelstrom only to realize, omg, you're terrible at this game and run away instead.
Way to fail even with a falcon. Go find a new system to try your noob tactics. You don't impress any of us in Trill Crabulas. Because, you guessed it... we're MF'in Trill homie!
You speak with stupid tongue 
Your corpy zealot who was a gnats **** length away from exploding before he courageously jumped, you in the underskilled hyperion sitting no further than 10km away from the maelstrom at 20% shield with your ecm drones showing you guys how to pvp on auto aggro.
If it weren't for the fact I couldn't keep lock for more than 10 sec at a time because of your drones then.......
The zealot and 2nd bs were there for decoration right ? and the spending the rest of the night hiding in station till you guys logged ?
Cran taught you guys well. 
Wait wait wait, your crying about my ecm drones when you had a falcon jamming me?
Hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah hahahaha haha
haha
hahahaha
wow...
oh and way to not kill me with the gate guns on my strom all day.
ECM drones are cheap. Falcons are just good common sense
TBH, you need to fly a Reaper to be epic win at piracy. I don't care what anyone else says. - - -
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K'racker
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Posted - 2008.03.14 07:17:00 -
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i call shenanigans on the op. looks like you took out a nub miner and his tank who was farming the spawn. with the npc on the killmail, all that crap in their holds, and your failure to mention the arazu pilot who had them staked out.. c'mon...
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Napolie
Hybrid Syndicate XIII Legio
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Posted - 2008.03.14 11:18:00 -
[57]
Piracy is all about fun and terminating carbon-based lifeforms
Altough... i fail the grasp the fun in getting blown up in a Civilian-fitted mining brutix  but i guess its some sort of eve-masochism 
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PaRaZiTuRL
modro CORPVS DELICTI
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Posted - 2008.03.14 11:25:00 -
[58]
The cup of drama, it is full.
And Napolie wins the thread with his sig.MINE?
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SloBones
Trill Crabulas
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Posted - 2008.03.14 20:31:00 -
[59]
A) ECM drones are useful for small gangs that don't have a falcon. 2) Who's Epeen is bigger Cado or Bodohomo? 2.a.1) my vote says cado
What do you think??
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Quani
Trill Crabulas
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Posted - 2008.03.15 02:55:00 -
[60]
I AM THE REAL ZORO!!! - - - -
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