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Samuel Moore Walton
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
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Posted - 2012.02.18 07:56:00 -
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So I know this guy who sits out in Jita and scoops PVP wrecks all day long.
He has told me the "SECRET" to EVE... apparently CCP is logging in "bot nets" that artificially increase Jita population and bloat the current players at log in. In addition he believes nobody buys PLEX that they are simply seeded by CCP as part of a greater sinister scheme to keep people form playing "his" MMO a Ever-quest Emulator called Project99.
Is CCP manipulating Jita's Population?
Is CCP manipulating the players online?
Is CCP giving away free PLEX?
Is CCP really plotting to destroy the life of one lonely man who wants to play ever-quest but is too cheap to pay for it? |
Skorpynekomimi
Omega Vector
122
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Posted - 2012.02.18 08:03:00 -
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He's an idiot. Most of jita's population is simply not undocked from 4-4 ever. |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2012.02.18 08:05:00 -
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I am so sorry I bit you, I havent gotten my rabies cured yet.
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Valentyn3
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Posted - 2012.02.18 08:16:00 -
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This all seems entirely plausible and not at all battsh*t insane. I used to be a Blade Runner like you, then I took an android to the knee... |
Dbars Grinding
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
362
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Posted - 2012.02.18 08:18:00 -
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I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Brunmunde Hildegaard
The Green Machine
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Posted - 2012.02.18 08:20:00 -
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Completely plausible OP
I knew there was something fishy going on "Sings me a dances of wolfs, who smells fear and slays the coward. Sings me a dances of mans, who smells gold and slays his brother." |
Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.02.18 08:36:00 -
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Samuel Moore Walton wrote:Is CCP really plotting to destroy the life of one lonely man who wants to play ever-quest but is too cheap to pay for it?
Trick Question. No one wants to play Everquest. |
Valei Khurelem
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Posted - 2012.02.18 08:52:00 -
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..... The sad fact is that CCP would actually do something like this wouldn't they? Yes it's obvious this guy is a bit of a nutcase or trolling you but even so >_>
"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP." -á - CCP Ytterbium |
Sentient Blade
Walk It Off Imperial Ascension
257
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Posted - 2012.02.18 10:12:00 -
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While it would be very assassins-creedish to hide a few hundred bots inside the largest local list in the game, I suspect this one might get veto'd by the guys who were trying to keep Jita running. |
Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
77
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Posted - 2012.02.18 10:15:00 -
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Sure on all cases but the free PLEX
The collective CCP Coke bucket would not get replenished if they gave away gametime on a huge scale like that. |
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Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
274
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Posted - 2012.02.18 10:29:00 -
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The OP did say "paranoia" in the title, right?
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold. |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2012.02.18 11:04:00 -
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All of the above. I wish to subscribe to this man's newsletter. WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Tore Vest
231
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Posted - 2012.02.18 11:10:00 -
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This is not a spoon Highsec carebear... and proud of it |
Infinitio Krystallos
Bison - Ammatar Thunder Thundering Herd
7
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Posted - 2012.02.18 12:46:00 -
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(.......turns around, and tip-toes away quietly.........) |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
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Posted - 2012.02.18 13:56:00 -
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Actually that guy you know is CCP or maybe even a CCP bot, that is how good CCP is at controlling this game. I imagine people feel like they dont make friends easy here. The friends you have are actually CCP bots to make you play this game longer.
Yeah he is CCP and just trolling CCP cause all business employees find it fun to troll the business that they work for. |
Professor Alphane
Alphane Research Co-operative
284
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Posted - 2012.02.18 15:14:00 -
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Samuel Moore Walton wrote: part of a greater sinister scheme to keep people form playing "his" MMO a Ever-quest Emulator called Project99.
YOU MUST THINK FIRST.... |
Falin Whalen
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.02.18 15:21:00 -
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Dang it, I thought it was us who controlled your game. You've got to remember that these are just simple miners. These are people of the land. The common clay of New Eden. You know... morons. |
Kilrayn
Caldari Provisions
193
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Posted - 2012.02.18 15:48:00 -
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I once met a pilot in a random system while exploring. He told me that if I sent all my isk to Kilrayn, that I would start finding more dedspace mods. He seemed nice, so I decided to try it. I sent all my isk to Kilrayn, and in about a week I made over a bil isk.
I sincerely recommend this course of action, even if you don't explore. "Music is a mysterious thing. Sometimes itn++ makes people remember things they do not expect. Many thoughts, feelings, memories... things almost forgotten... Regardless of whether the listener desires to remember or not." - Citan Uzuki, Xenogears |
DJ Obsidian
RONA Legion RONA Directorate
0
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Posted - 2012.02.18 18:29:00 -
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posting in a random tin foil hat thread.
I think before you post on the forums CCP should require you to take an IQ test, this would eliminate most of these worthless posts. |
Kilrayn
Caldari Provisions
193
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Posted - 2012.02.18 21:39:00 -
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DJ Obsidian wrote:posting in a random tin foil hat thread.
I think before you post on the forums CCP should require you to take an IQ test, this would eliminate most of these worthless posts. Or even more interesting, force players to evaluate their posts in a stupidity - word manner, graphically. If an any point the slope of the data becomes >= 1, the post is rejected. "Music is a mysterious thing. Sometimes itn++ makes people remember things they do not expect. Many thoughts, feelings, memories... things almost forgotten... Regardless of whether the listener desires to remember or not." - Citan Uzuki, Xenogears |
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Alara IonStorm
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Posted - 2012.02.18 21:51:00 -
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Sniping Crazy Thread!
Infinitio Krystallos wrote:(.......turns around, and tip-toes away quietly.........) Hey he is trying to escape!
Grab him and drag him back into the Carzy!
No one gets out! |
Inkdew
Space Jumpers Bringers of Death.
2
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Posted - 2012.02.18 22:18:00 -
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Lol? No one undocks in jita, and How would "artificially" messing with jita's population do.. anything? |
Ai Shun
272
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Posted - 2012.02.18 22:30:00 -
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Valei Khurelem wrote:..... The sad fact is that CCP would actually do something like this wouldn't they? Yes it's obvious this guy is a bit of a nutcase or trolling you but even so >_>
That gives me a lot of perspective on you. Thanks! |
Ptraci
StoneWall Metals Productions Bloodbound.
334
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Posted - 2012.02.19 03:58:00 -
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I'm distressed by OP's apparent failure to somehow include 9/11, Bulding 7 and global warming into his claim. |
T0RT0ISE
KRAFTSTOFF GmbH KRAFTSTOFF
4
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Posted - 2012.02.19 04:04:00 -
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SO DUMB |
Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
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Posted - 2012.02.19 04:27:00 -
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posting in advertisement thread pretending to contain content. |
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