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Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.06 22:45:00 -
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I won't say what it is but I'll set a record for doing this in EVE. My name will go down in infamy. Who can guess what it is? harr harr harr
Captain Massacre
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Halseth Durn
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Posted - 2004.04.06 23:04:00 -
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Edited by: Halseth Durn on 06/04/2004 23:08:49
1. You have been orbiting an asteroid in 1.0 space for 2 months straight?
2. You only listen to a continuous loop of ABBAs greatest hits (2 song record) while playing EVE?
3. You have bought all of the garbage on the market?
4. You have 10 mil skill points but can still only fly frigates?
5. You had your real-life name changed to "captain massacre"?
6. You had a Caracal tattooed onto your a$$?
7. Uhclem stole my #7
8. Get to the meat so we can all have a good laugh.
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Brian Detaah
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Posted - 2004.04.06 23:45:00 -
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cant....stop.....laughing....
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`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'
`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master - - that's all.'
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Melchidael
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Posted - 2004.04.07 00:14:00 -
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I won't say what it is but I'll set a record for doing this in EVE. My name will go down in infamy. Who can guess what it is? harr harr harr
Captain Massacre
Vice should have been along to do this already, but seeing as he hasn't yet...
Have a cookie.
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Mr Popov
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Posted - 2004.04.07 03:13:00 -
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<to be read like comic book store owner in The Simpsons>
Best Thread EVER
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Kerosene
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Posted - 2004.04.07 03:44:00 -
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You've got an alt called 'Captain Mascara'?
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Georg Inekn
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Posted - 2004.04.07 07:33:00 -
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In before the lock.
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TIvian
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Posted - 2004.04.07 09:17:00 -
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Ummm, the most clone activations? No? hhhrrrmmmm the most ships lost to gate Sents? No? OOOOOO I KNOW!!! the MOST SAFESPOTS IN GAME!?!?!?!?!
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(> <) Teh Uber Asheron's Call Bunny Booty WTFPWNZ you!! |
Ackath
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Posted - 2004.04.07 09:25:00 -
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Your secret is that...you have no secrets, right?
I was in be4 the lock 
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CLONE 9
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Posted - 2004.04.07 09:28:00 -
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8. Get to the meat so we can all have a good laugh.
*cries laughing*
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.04.07 09:38:00 -
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Keep it decent,please.
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
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Jazz Bo
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Posted - 2004.04.07 09:41:00 -
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/emote whines
You deleted all the "best" posts... why oh why...
(I know perfectly well why, don't worry )
Originally by: DB Preacher
Celestial Apocalypse - Brave souls fighting the endless smak.
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Juan Andalusian
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Posted - 2004.04.07 10:02:00 -
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Edited by: Juan Andalusian on 07/04/2004 10:04:06
Eris Eris Eris... seems you are curious enough not to lock the thread :P but why delete the posts? 
Keep it decent,please. Translation ( Don't make me lock it, i wanna hear the secret!)
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jamesw
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Posted - 2004.04.07 13:43:00 -
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Where did my post go???
Oh... Hi Eris...
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jamesw
Rubra Libertas Militia
Originally by: RollinDutchMasters
I fly a dominix, its like a portable blob in a can
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Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:08:00 -
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Not exactly. The secret will be revealed this weekend when two of eves wealthiest corps will get a very rude surprise after downtime.
You see through the magic of EVE I have a couple of alts. Alts who have been with two corps for a long time. Its time to cash in and take whats mine. I want greener pastures and I need some money to get started. Some BS blueprints will help too. Its all mine as far as I'm concerned because I'm a pirate after all.
I offered Morkt an exclusive for the Guardian but I've decided to spill the beans here. You see these corps have no clue who I am and trust me impecebly. Well trust is earned and I've earned it. Now its mine to take.
Playboy, Taggart, the Investment Scam, small potatoes for what I'm going to do.
So guess which corp my alts are in and have fun folks. I may not even strike this weekend. Maybe I'll do it tonight. All I can say is it'll be a record haul. If they pull my access because of this I can wait. I've waited this long. Eventually you'll give it back because you trust me so much.
Captain Massacre
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Deathwing
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:12:00 -
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I love it when peons try to sit at the big boy table 
<Stavros> A MAN DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN KICKED MY ASS |
Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:19:00 -
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Ah dont be to*****y wingnut. I've been around since beta. Thats the beauty of it. With a couple accounts I could be anybody. Just promise me you wont be one of the multitide of whining people who scream about the evil corp thieves ok? I hate whining.
Oh by the way. If a CEO gives someone their signon to use for corp functions and they use it to steal stuff is that considered ingame? I think it is because in real life CEOs often trust minons to do stuff. That just means more money for me. Might as well clean out that bloody stuckup arrogant mr. ceos personal stuff while Im at it. It is ingame after all.
I've got to pickup my slaver. Its been a long time and we need to get reacquanted. Can you guess who I am now?
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Deathwing
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:24:00 -
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pffff wtf do i care
I leave for New Zealand tommorow for 6months to play rugby, so i wont be here n e ways
<Stavros> A MAN DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN KICKED MY ASS |
Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:32:00 -
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That sounds like fun. Im retired all I do now is watch sports. In now shape to play them.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:32:00 -
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Oh well, colour me not very worried then mr Massacre ;)
If your stunt turns out to be true I suspect the single most humilating aspect of it will be that these corps had you in their corps at all, let alone in a position of power with director rights and such.
If it was me I'd be removing the director rights from everyone that can't compose a forum post with a load of irrelevent smilies right now!
Love and peace
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Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:33:00 -
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Ah Jade good to see you. Sorry I couldnt stay and converse yesterday but it was getting late. Dont worry your one of my true EVE favorites I'd never pick on Jericho. Your about the only person around here with any class not like the rest of these make believe somebody real life failures.
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Deathwing
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:36:00 -
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Oh and as per your statement about your CEO giving you access to his account
im not 100% on this, but im prety sure there is some rule about no one else is suppost to have access to your account. Id have to look it up, but im sure its somewhere, so you could prob catch hell for that
<Stavros> A MAN DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN KICKED MY ASS |
Captain Massacre
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Posted - 2004.04.08 00:38:00 -
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Thanks Wing I'll settle for whats in the wallet. Thats plenty from the corp behind door #1. The BPs are an added bonus.
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Robeyone
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Posted - 2004.04.08 01:08:00 -
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Edited by: Robeyone on 08/04/2004 01:13:39
This has to be one of the saddest most depressing post I have ever seen. Because of an in game mechanic issue, which causes leaders to rely on trusting individuals they may have never met,to help run a major corporation. We have this. A man, if you can call it that, claiming to pull off a heist against 2 very well off corps in eve, for the simple purpose of starting his own corporation, and getting his jollies off.
Sorry m8, but if you pull this. I personally, with the help of lawyers (remember China), could probably find some way of prosecuting you for a crime of this nature. This is a blatant misuse of your access, and I don't care if you think it's yours or not it is the men and women of that corporation you are hurting.
Even though people have done this in the past, this is*****y, low, and a plain disregard for the work of individuals and members of this said corporation. And you announce it! That's soo lame. If I were CCP, and you were to do exactly what you are about to do, I would ban your account. Your EXPOITING the system! This is a premeditated attack on corporations that can do very little to stop you and it is beyond any point of reasonable control without ensuing chaos in their leadership.
YouÆre playing with fire m8. If it's my corporation I will find a way to prosecute you, I have free lawyers (job perc) who are itching for something to do. I also have a good feeling that you will become one of the most hated individuals in Eve History.
If this is what it takes to make you feel like a man, then you have serious self-confidence issues, and you need to get some help. Your integrity rating is already through the floor, and you have already stated you are ôexploitingö the system.
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Halseth Durn
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Posted - 2004.04.08 01:29:00 -
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Edited by: Halseth Durn on 08/04/2004 01:30:39
What a sad cry for attention. Plotting and relishing the chance to F people over that place their trust in you is a true sign of someone that has a lot of (subsurface) self loathing because they lack the tools to form and keep any kind of meaningful RL relationships. It is textbook "lashing out". I am willing to bet my home that the captain here is one of the most pitiful individuals you would ever meet in RL.
Dude, do yourself a favor and get some help. Seriously. You will be a happier person.
Oberon-Inc FEAR MY EMOTICONS |
Trianon Starstealer
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Posted - 2004.04.08 01:41:00 -
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Why not just spend 10 mins in the bathroom on your own..... that will get rid of your pent up frustrations...... just please... wash your hands after.
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Raffer Rush
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Posted - 2004.04.08 02:32:00 -
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I am sure ALOT of corporations will spend alot of time wrecking havoc on any of those players once he reveals the true identities ...
You are probably not gonna enjoy much of the game after you pull such a stunt with the sole intention of ruining the game for others, because there will not be a minute you are able to go anywhere to do anything with your "loot". 
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voodoo
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Posted - 2004.04.08 02:38:00 -
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wow! im kinda saddened by this post. Not sure of exactly who I'm the saddest for, the corps "players who make the corps" or the individual who claims to be retired. I mean what kinda person goes throw life working and creating a tru life of there own only to retire play a video game and ruin a bunch of players fun. Honestly it doesn't sound like a mature retired person to me, more like a kid under 16. Well either way the game mechanics need to be adjusted, a major corporation that is equvilent lets say to ENRON, if the company is wiped clean of its assets, there's a trail. A money trail leading somewhere, the investigators will find out who exactly was responsible and at somepoint the person or people responsible will pay. You'll loose your house all your personnal assets, your freedom. CCP should be the investigator and the criminal should be made to pay.
Ideas for your punishment:
1)banned from using the market for a period of time
2)unable to access empire stations
3)reversal of wealth
4)concord kos list
ect..
You just shouldn't be able to go around comminting what should be crimes and waltz right past the police and givem the bird
On the other hand we thank you fro the content, you'll undoutably become the number target in eve for a period of time atleast
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Atandros
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Posted - 2004.04.08 02:43:00 -
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Ah dont be to*****y wingnut. I've been around since beta. Thats the beauty of it. With a couple accounts I could be anybody. Just promise me you wont be one of the multitide of whining people who scream about the evil corp thieves ok? I hate whining.
Oh by the way. If a CEO gives someone their signon to use for corp functions and they use it to steal stuff is that considered ingame? I think it is because in real life CEOs often trust minons to do stuff. That just means more money for me. Might as well clean out that bloody stuckup arrogant mr. ceos personal stuff while Im at it. It is ingame after all.
I've got to pickup my slaver. Its been a long time and we need to get reacquanted. Can you guess who I am now?
Nice try, but HG is quite literate and highly discreet, unlike you.
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Darrin Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.04.08 04:00:00 -
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Edited by: Halseth Durn on 06/04/2004 23:08:49
5. You had your real-life name changed to "captain massacre"?
6. You had a Caracal tattooed onto your a$$?
These two are my favorites.
Get help, btw. 
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