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Drakma
Sloppy Seconds
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Posted - 2008.03.05 03:25:00 -
[61]
Edited by: Drakma on 05/03/2008 03:27:42
Originally by: TeddyBr FTW ...and hire the best Merc corp in Eve...
Originally by: TeddyBr FTW 2008.03.05 02:05 We wish to know your pricing and availabilty to take on the Gonnies.
Please visit here for information: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=718822
Ted
Well thank you for thinking Sloppy Seconds is the best Merc corp in eve. However, I could never shoot my old goonie brosefs.
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 04:50:00 -
[62]
so hey if were goonie gasbags does that mean like dirigibles or more like blimps i mean zepplins are cool but im confused
or is it more like we should have alka seltzer
anyway hey i'm number two on jihadswarm dis week catching up to celot woooo
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Fabrice Enchante
Gallente Needles for Balloons
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Posted - 2008.03.05 05:22:00 -
[63]
Hey there's a defenseless Caldari Navy Raven on there too! Think of the poor mission runners! I might take up a collection for them. We could hire the two best merc companies or something. ================<NEEDY>======================= POP goes the weasel. |

Scavok
UA Industry Red Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.05 05:31:00 -
[64]
cute pubbie, sending 2b isk
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Zeraph Dregamon
Amarr Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.03.05 05:57:00 -
[65]
He's obviously talking about the Guiding Hand.
We'd be delighted to crush GoonsSwarm again, if you read up on the history of the goons you'll see that we wiped out the first three or so incarnations of their corp, and only when we stopped destroying them every time they popped back up did they move to Syndicate and start becoming powerful.
We'll eradicate GoonSwarm for the right price, but 1 billion ISK will barely get us to undock..
Still we're open to offers.
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Stahlregen
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 06:44:00 -
[66]
Edited by: Stahlregen on 05/03/2008 06:43:52
Originally by: Zeraph Dregamon He's obviously talking about the Guiding Hand.
We'd be delighted to crush GoonsSwarm again, if you read up on the history of the goons you'll see that we wiped out the first three or so incarnations of their corp, and only when we stopped destroying them every time they popped back up did they move to Syndicate and start becoming powerful.
We'll eradicate GoonSwarm for the right price, but 1 billion ISK will barely get us to undock..
Still we're open to offers.
Doesn't your CEO write horrible fanfic about how he is a space pirate, like for real reals and it's totally not just a game or anything?
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Zeraph Dregamon
Amarr Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.03.05 06:47:00 -
[67]
I'm the CEO actually.
Personally I think the tales Istvaan spins are nothing short of brilliant, but to each his own.
I'm more into killing a lot and dying a lot personally.
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Pride NL
Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2008.03.05 07:11:00 -
[68]
Originally by: TeddyBr FTW Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 04/03/2008 21:04:22
Goonswarm has announced a jihad against miners and industrialists. They have killed off over 340 barges in the past three weeks. Killboard They have done this with impunity. They have boasted of their conquests. (As if killing off defenseless Hulks and Macs is heroic)
It is time for the 'defenseless' to rise up. It is time for the Goonie Gasbags to get what is coming to them.
DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!
How you ask? I am going to collect donations from all you miners and industrials (and all other good people) who are tired of these boasting gasbags and hire the best Merc corp in Eve to kill them any where in the High Security universe. They came to our place to kill us now it is time to make high sec space unsecure to them! LetÆs make THEM be looking over their shoulder when they come from out of their dark 0.0 holes into our glorious realm of light.
This is not a scam. I am an alt of a well known person in Eve who has always done what I have said I will do. Every isk given to this alt will go to pay for hiring a Merc Corp. and paying for all the Goonie ships they are soon to be killing off. I have talked to a well known and very trusted person in Eve who will verify that I am also a trusted person in Eve. But more then that I am giving my API code to him so he can verify that every isk sent in to pay the Mercs has gone to pay for the Mercs. And I will have one of the MercsÆ representative come here to talk about some of their exploits in killing these gasbagÆs ships.
I have already donated 150m of my own isk to retain a merc corp. for this endeavor. Help rid the universe of many of the Goonies ships by donating isk to this character.
If you wish to donate anonymously then just do so and no one will ever know. If you want all Eve to know then post here how much you are giving and then send your amount to me. I will verify and post your name(s) prominently in this thread.
Come Eve Miners and Industrialist!
Come and help show these gasbag gankers that the carebears of Eve are NOT to be trifled with. We will come at you wherever you are!
Stop wasting your money. We have been trying to shoot goonies in empire for the past week. Other then the occasional hauler en solo battleship gank, we got nothing. Your Merc corp won't find anything more.
Ps. calling yourself an alt of a well known person? I guess your ego is a little bit too big when you call yourself that.
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Zizzyx
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 07:18:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Stahlregen Edited by: Stahlregen on 05/03/2008 06:43:52
Originally by: Zeraph Dregamon He's obviously talking about the Guiding Hand.
We'd be delighted to crush GoonsSwarm again, if you read up on the history of the goons you'll see that we wiped out the first three or so incarnations of their corp, and only when we stopped destroying them every time they popped back up did they move to Syndicate and start becoming powerful.
We'll eradicate GoonSwarm for the right price, but 1 billion ISK will barely get us to undock..
Still we're open to offers.
Doesn't your CEO write horrible fanfic about how he is a space pirate, like for real reals and it's totally not just a game or anything?
Horrible as in terribly premised or terribly written? I've never seen any of it but I've heard of these guys a few times.
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Berrik Radhok
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 07:20:00 -
[70]
an army of carebears
surely this will be goonswarm's final downfall
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[ 2006.08.25 22:30:46 ] fire 59 > mate, im 230 and 6 ft 3, half caste and train every day
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Zorlag
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 07:25:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Pride NL Stop wasting your money. We have been trying to shoot goonies in empire for the past week. Other then the occasional hauler en solo battleship gank, we got nothing. Your Merc corp won't find anything more.
Ps. calling yourself an alt of a well known person? I guess your ego is a little bit too big when you call yourself that.
Hey why don't you tell us about the time you lost a Caldari Navy Raven and promptly withdrew your wardec
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.03.05 07:52:00 -
[72]
I hereby confirm that I have received Teddy's Full API key and can/will monitor transactions and donations.
However, this of course is no guarantee that you will not get scammed since I can only verify transactions rather than secure them. However in the case of the ISK not going to its intended purpose we can always do some namedropping on his main for you to hunt down 
OP's main is a 2.5+ pilot born in mid 2006 and a member of a mid size corporation which is a member of an established alliance.
/c
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Brmble
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 09:04:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Zeraph Dregamon He's obviously talking about the Guiding Hand.
We'd be delighted to crush GoonsSwarm again, if you read up on the history of the goons you'll see that we wiped out the first three or so incarnations of their corp, and only when we stopped destroying them every time they popped back up did they move to Syndicate and start becoming powerful.
We'll eradicate GoonSwarm for the right price, but 1 billion ISK will barely get us to undock..
Still we're open to offers.
I will match any offer twice to prevent this. Contact my alt deadtear about this. I am serious.
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watermeron
Goony Hand Social Club GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 09:23:00 -
[74]
Edited by: watermeron on 05/03/2008 09:24:34
Originally by: Zeraph Dregamon He's obviously talking about the Guiding Hand.
We'd be delighted to crush GoonsSwarm again, if you read up on the history of the goons you'll see that we wiped out the first three or so incarnations of their corp, and only when we stopped destroying them every time they popped back up did they move to Syndicate and start becoming powerful.
We'll eradicate GoonSwarm for the right price, but 1 billion ISK will barely get us to undock..
Still we're open to offers.
Buddy, Istvaan couldn't play tricks on our current directorate if he brought Karl Rove on as a full time advisor. I can appreciate your attempt to take credit for the foilings of early gooncorps, which were somewhat clever, but quite frankly GH-SC is hardly up to the task of making an impact on top level alliance politics, and hasn't been for years, and the idea of you "eradicating" GoonSwarm is just hilarious. In fact, I'll offer you 10 billion out of my own wallet if you succeed.
edit: my corp is better than your corp
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takeaway1031
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Posted - 2008.03.05 09:42:00 -
[75]
Ok I smell a scam, and beat part would be if it was goon starting this thread. imo good job goon youve come no where near my alts operation and your making me rich as everyday you driving raw mineral prices up... WooT for my 0.0 funds wallet 
So feel free to hire a merc corp to try them but your just giving them more targets to shoot. and to Goon keep it up
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 13:02:00 -
[76]
Edited by: The Mittani on 05/03/2008 13:02:08
Originally by: Zeraph Dregamon He's obviously talking about the Guiding Hand.
We'd be delighted to crush GoonsSwarm again, if you read up on the history of the goons you'll see that we wiped out the first three or so incarnations of their corp, and only when we stopped destroying them every time they popped back up did they move to Syndicate and start becoming powerful.
We'll eradicate GoonSwarm for the right price, but 1 billion ISK will barely get us to undock..
Still we're open to offers.
dis is a pretty decent troll
unless dfm or rem are sekrit ghsc valentine operative humpydump 6000s
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Zataaki
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 13:09:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Zeraph Dregamon He's obviously talking about the Guiding Hand.
We'd be delighted to crush GoonsSwarm again, if you read up on the history of the goons you'll see that we wiped out the first three or so incarnations of their corp, and only when we stopped destroying them every time they popped back up did they move to Syndicate and start becoming powerful.
We'll eradicate GoonSwarm for the right price, but 1 billion ISK will barely get us to undock..
Still we're open to offers.
If you imagine this post coming from Tyrell it comes out just as funny, try it
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AltBier
Minmatar Red. Red Republic
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Posted - 2008.03.05 13:14:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Zeraph Dregamon ...
We'll eradicate GoonSwarm for the right price, but 1 billion ISK will barely get us to undock..
Still we're open to offers.
Originally by: Chribba I hereby confirm that I have received Teddy's Full API key and can/will monitor transactions and donations.
Well ... this thread just became slightly more interesting. 
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Antoine Lefevre
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.03.05 13:26:00 -
[79]
epic(?)
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Zeraph Dregamon
Amarr Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.03.05 13:28:00 -
[80]
I guess the first GoonCorp was a bit before your time Mittani, try looking up the employment history of a goon named Entarii, we destroyed that one, I think your wiki even covers part of the events.
Then there was Cold Fusion Inc. which was sortof a goon corp since a lot of you moved there after GoonCorp died, after that corp ended goons started up Yulai Financial, alas it soon got destroyed like its predecessors, then there was Red Hammer Industries, pretty sure we destroyed that one too..
I forget if there were others we destroyed, but we pretty much singlehandedly kept you guys down until whichever incarnation it was that moved to Syndicate.
I'm not counting corps like Lordless and Leonard J. Crabs since they were tiny and we never bothered with 'em.
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Berrik Radhok
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 13:52:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Zeraph Dregamon I guess the first GoonCorp was a bit before your time Mittani, try looking up the employment history of a goon named Entarii, we destroyed that one, I think your wiki even covers part of the events.
Then there was Cold Fusion Inc. which was sortof a goon corp since a lot of you moved there after GoonCorp died, after that corp ended goons started up Yulai Financial, alas it soon got destroyed like its predecessors, then there was Red Hammer Industries, pretty sure we destroyed that one too..
I forget if there were others we destroyed, but we pretty much singlehandedly kept you guys down until whichever incarnation it was that moved to Syndicate.
I'm not counting corps like Lordless and Leonard J. Crabs since they were tiny and we never bothered with 'em.
hahahaha
the only gooncorp you had anything to do with was the first one, and when you idiots attacked yulai financial you got run off easily by mercs and frigate blobs
why don't you go back to writing fanfiction about how awesome you are and leave destroying things to the professionals (hint: it's us in RSF and not you neckbeards)
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[ 2006.08.25 22:30:46 ] fire 59 > mate, im 230 and 6 ft 3, half caste and train every day
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TeddyBr FTW
Caldari TeddyBr's Revenge
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Posted - 2008.03.05 13:52:00 -
[82]
Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 05/03/2008 13:53:38
Originally by: Chribba I hereby confirm that I have received Teddy's Full API key and can/will monitor transactions and donations.
I was able to secure Chribba to monitor my API and confirm that all isk sent in will go to the mercs. If I do not then Chribba will give out my Main's name. My main has spent two years building a biz that is based completely on trust and has been entrusted with over 30 billion in isk and assets. He is NOT going to scam a measly billion or two when he has far more to loose.
So now let's get on with the business of Goon Killin and send in some isk!
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Tobin Shalim
Vulcan Foundry
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Posted - 2008.03.05 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Scatim Helicon goons are such jerks for shooting at other people's ships
this.
actually i think that if people started doing this towards Goons, it might earn their respect. maybe not though.
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Zorlag
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 17:05:00 -
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Originally by: Zeraph Dregamon I guess the first GoonCorp was a bit before your time Mittani, try looking up the employment history of a goon named Entarii, we destroyed that one, I think your wiki even covers part of the events.
Then there was Cold Fusion Inc. which was sortof a goon corp since a lot of you moved there after GoonCorp died, after that corp ended goons started up Yulai Financial, alas it soon got destroyed like its predecessors, then there was Red Hammer Industries, pretty sure we destroyed that one too..
I forget if there were others we destroyed, but we pretty much singlehandedly kept you guys down until whichever incarnation it was that moved to Syndicate.
I'm not counting corps like Lordless and Leonard J. Crabs since they were tiny and we never bothered with 'em.
I was in most of those corps and I don't really remember GHSC doing anything past that first scam, and it's a little creepy that you remember more of the corps I was in than I do
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TeddyBr FTW
Caldari TeddyBr's Revenge
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Posted - 2008.03.05 17:48:00 -
[85]
I Have Hired R.E.P.O. For A One Week Contract.
This will put the sceptics to rest. I will do what I say I will do. I've hired a merc corp (R.E.P.O) like I said I would and they will come here soon to talk about the contract. They are a small but tough group of mercs. I would love to hire TNT but they require 800m just for the weekly wardec cost. Send in enough isk and I will hire them too.
Let's do this together.
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Berrik Radhok
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 17:59:00 -
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I hope you didn't pay in advance. All the people that have wardecced us recently just hang around Jita and Rens.
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[ 2006.08.25 22:30:46 ] fire 59 > mate, im 230 and 6 ft 3, half caste and train every day
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Sun Lena
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Posted - 2008.03.05 19:07:00 -
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Set up a killboard like jihaad soo everyone can see merchs have sucess. Or fail.
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Zizzyx
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 19:17:00 -
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Originally by: Sun Lena Set up a killboard like jihaad soo everyone can see merchs have sucess. Or fail.
This, most definitely. We have jihadswarm.com you can have like... waronterror.pubbies4lyfe.com
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Malcanis
R.E.C.O.N. Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.03.05 19:20:00 -
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Originally by: TeddyBr FTW Edited by: TeddyBr FTW on 05/03/2008 13:53:38
Originally by: Chribba I hereby confirm that I have received Teddy's Full API key and can/will monitor transactions and donations.
I was able to secure Chribba to monitor my API and confirm that all isk sent in will go to the mercs. If I do not then Chribba will give out my Main's name. My main has spent two years building a biz that is based completely on trust and has been entrusted with over 30 billion in isk and assets. He is NOT going to scam a measly billion or two when he has far more to loose.
So now let's get on with the business of Goon Killin and send in some isk!
In that case I withdraw my objection re: scamming.
I wish you the best of luck with your endeavour (although I'd personally prefer to see the miners doing it themselves).
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Leere
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.05 19:31:00 -
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Do they have Caldari Navy Ravens too?
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